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Autos / Re: SOLD Tokunbo 2005 Honda Pilot by Artiiclebeast: 5:57pm On Nov 08, 2023
It's too cheap for this amount.

Raise it to #10M.

An 18-year vehicle...lol

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Nairaland / General / Re: Dangote Set To Refund $4.89B To CBN. by Artiiclebeast: 5:51pm On Nov 08, 2023
Kindly remember not to forget to outlay and also factor in Nigeria's debts (Local/Foreign).

Thank you.
Politics / Re: Appeal Court Affirms Ikenga Ugochinyere's Election by Artiiclebeast: 3:48pm On Nov 08, 2023
Hahaha

Nigeria...

Everything and everyone is just hitting the ground and sinking..

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Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Is A Good Man, He Made Me, I Will Remain Grateful To Him, Till I Die by Artiiclebeast: 1:12pm On Nov 08, 2023
He made you wear 2 watches on your wrist at the same time.

Money-miss-roads.
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Rated Number One Player In The World by Artiiclebeast: 12:51pm On Nov 08, 2023
They should give him "Al-Nasr D'or" and invite our very own Portable to come perform at the award show.

O ti zehhhh..

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Politics / Re: Kogi First Lady Campaigns For APC Gov Candidate Ahead Of Election (VIDEO) by Artiiclebeast: 12:34pm On Nov 08, 2023
She can't compete with my Natasha no matter how much she bleaches her skin.
Education / Re: Peter Obi Mourns 3 Anambra Students Struck Dead By Lightning by Artiiclebeast: 9:14pm On Nov 05, 2023
Can he keep this up for the next 4 years?

Let's see how it goes.

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Politics / Re: What Does Consumption Tax Mean (picture) by Artiiclebeast: 5:20pm On Nov 05, 2023
Scammers unlimited.

Thanks for this tip.

I'll keep an eye out for any scams like this.
Politics / Re: NNPCL To Import Crude From Venezuela by Artiiclebeast: 4:31pm On Nov 05, 2023
tsdarkside:


olodo south east....

better concentrate on your biafra....
you people are not useful for anything else other than makin noise....

Olodo rabata

Nigeria consists of just South West and South East.

How hollow can a skull and brain get.

Tueeeh

I sheet and pee on your head.

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Politics / Re: NNPCL To Import Crude From Venezuela by Artiiclebeast: 3:30pm On Nov 05, 2023
Hahahhaha

Even the crude that fuels their criminal enterprises is gone and set to be imported whereas the ignorant ones believe there is respite on the horizon for the Naira...I laugh in crude oyel.

The way the economy of this contraption will collapse within the next 3 years ehn....even the politicians will start jumping ship when there'll be no more funds to pay their allowances and loot.

The Zamfara Governor already pre-empted his looting by declaring an imaginary cash asset of $5B in a Nigerian bank where he was a director before becoming a governor.

What this means in essence is that he'll be converting all Naira cash accruable to the state into Dollars by mopping up whatever dollar is in circulation at any rate.

This is Nigeria, the jungle where rogues call the shots and the oppressed defend their oppressors on a daily.

Bookmark this...

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Politics / Re: REVEALED: CCB Documents Show Zamfara State Governor, Lawal Declared Cash Assets by Artiiclebeast: 3:22pm On Nov 05, 2023
Lol

This is the "conservative" sum he intends to fleece from his State coffers. What a bold and arrogant thief.

Now, this is how all of them politicians and rogue businessmen rubbish the naira and continue to mount pressure on it.

His intention from the get-go is to perpetually use whatever Naira accrues to his State to mop up any available dollar at any rate possible to justify his outlandish asset declaration.

Oles
Politics / Re: Etekamba Umoren: Newly Appointed REC From Akwa Ibom Won’t Be Sworn In Now —INEC by Artiiclebeast: 7:25pm On Nov 04, 2023
Where is the "Independence" of INEC when the appointment of electoral umpires is at the whims and calls of the President?

There is so much wrong with our system at all levels.

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Politics / Re: Photos From Senator Natasha Akpoti's Homecoming In Okene, Kogi East (Video) by Artiiclebeast: 5:25pm On Nov 04, 2023
This beautiful woman looks good to govern Kogi State in the near future.

Dino would have been able to leverage on her advantage and acceptance if she was on the ballot as his deputy. An upset is still possible though, not minding the bloodletting that might ensue.

Her looks and skin tone will work very well to her advantage knowing the mentality of our people to "looks".

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Is Happening To Those Who Are Hoarding Dollars. by Artiiclebeast: 4:17pm On Nov 04, 2023
NothingDoMe:
Wow! So much anger over a statement of fact. He's right. It's only a temporary fix. Seasoned speculators will sell now as the price crashes and start hoarding again when the govt can't defend the Naira.

You got it wrong, mate.

The so-called seasoned speculators are the corrupt government officials including the ones at the CBN and Nigeria Minting and Printing Company who have excess of the worthless Naira in their custody and can also print whatever amount they wish to mop up the available "pumped" Dollars for safe-keeping and to preserve their stolen wealth from depreciation thereby leaving the poor citizens to grapple with an excess of Naira chasing too few goods.

This is just a rigmarolic economic policy.
Politics / Re: US Warns Citizens Of Terror Threats In Nigeria, Asks Them To Avoid ‘major Hotels by Artiiclebeast: 12:12pm On Nov 04, 2023
I smell a disturbance in the polity. A very fiery one, my people.

There is palpable fear all around.
Politics / Re: Breaking: Northern Group (NCM) Threatens To Stop Food Supply To South by Artiiclebeast: 12:51am On Nov 04, 2023
Win-Win or Loss-Loss to all involved depending on where you are looking at it from.

They should hurry up and hasten the disintegration.

Even Politicians across the board have seen the handwriting and are on a looting spree to secure as much as they can for themselves.

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Business / Re: Naira Continues Recovery, Strengthens To ₦‎950 by Artiiclebeast: 10:46pm On Nov 03, 2023
As the Naira is strengthening in one corner, diesel prices are strengthening on the other...

Talk about open and close...
Lol

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Business / Re: Https://thestreetjournal.org/polaris-bank-loses-n26bn-loans-it-granted-its-6-ex- by Artiiclebeast: 10:25pm On Nov 03, 2023
Is the attached image that of the bank, debtors, or the elusive collateral?

Make us understand, please.
Properties / Re: Distress Sale 3 Bedroom Bungalow With 2 BQ by Artiiclebeast: 2:12pm On Nov 03, 2023
gsinach:
This property is located in a very secure environment army estate kubwa with estate papers
Everywhere is Tarred with constant light 24/7 no need for borehole because there's water board, with two one bedroom two not one as BQ, if you stay abuja that's your safe heaven, the cost of one bedroom is 800k plugs, with soldiers everywhere as security.
Location abuja
Price 50m negotiable
08036487826

Refer to the bolded and make corrections.
Celebrities / Re: Slay Queen Exposes Speed Darlington, Leaks Chat As He Begs To Sleep With Her by Artiiclebeast: 1:26pm On Nov 03, 2023
Rapper or Wrapper?

Another over-abused word by Nigerians after "Pastor".

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Properties / Re: Distress Sale 3 Bedroom Bungalow With 2 BQ by Artiiclebeast: 11:12am On Nov 03, 2023
gsinach:
the size is 800sqm the main house is 3 bedrooms there's nothing wrong with the building is just to renovate.

This is different from what you stated in your opening post.
Science/Technology / Re: What I Saw In The Sky In Ikoyi Today by Artiiclebeast: 12:52am On Nov 03, 2023
Have you heard Beyonce's "Halo"?

That's a Halo...

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Properties / Re: Distress Sale 3 Bedroom Bungalow With 2 BQ by Artiiclebeast: 12:35am On Nov 03, 2023
gsinach:
This property is located in a very secure environment army estate kubwa with estate papers
Everywhere is Tarred with constant light 24/7 no need for borehole because there's water board, with two one bedroom two not one as BQ, if you stay abuja that's your safe heaven, the cost of one bedroom is 800k plugs, with soldiers everywhere as security.
Location abuja
Price 50m negotiable
08036487826

What's the size of this land?

Be clear on the number of rooms on the land, please.

From the look of things, this is a land sale as the present property on the land won't be worth much.

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Crime / Re: Two Men Burnt To Death In Onitsha For Illegally Collecting Tax by Artiiclebeast: 1:44pm On Nov 02, 2023
Olu1000:


How ? Pls explain

The mobbed guys have colleagues, family and friends, I'm sure.
Crime / Re: Benue Man Commits Suicide by Artiiclebeast: 12:19pm On Nov 02, 2023
Whyyyyy?
Crime / Re: Two Men Burnt To Death In Onitsha For Illegally Collecting Tax by Artiiclebeast: 12:16pm On Nov 02, 2023
The guy who fuelled the fire is a walking dead, already.

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Autos / Re: Brand New Rolls-royce Cullinan 2023 Freshly Unwrapped For Sale @540million by Artiiclebeast: 12:14pm On Nov 02, 2023
senatrpaichulo:
Less than 48 hours in Naija. Videos available. More pics available. Full custom duty paid.

Price: 540 million naira
Location: Lagos

Call/Whatsapp 09051890332

What's the last price, please?

Do you accept Bitcoin?

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Politics / Re: Tinubu To Rollout One Million CNG Vehicles Nationwide by Artiiclebeast: 4:07pm On Nov 01, 2023
BreconHills:


How many charging stations did Elon Musk have when he started Tesla? How many are there now?

The thought of even comparing any Nigerian politician and their rhetoric to Elon Musk says a lot about you and your mentality.

Just wow...
Celebrities / Re: Man Burst Into Tears After Sealing £1bn Deal [PICS+VIDEO] — TunezMediaBlog by Artiiclebeast: 1:53pm On Nov 01, 2023
Me in 7 years...

So, help me my Chi, my destiny, and my personal God.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu To Rollout One Million CNG Vehicles Nationwide by Artiiclebeast: 1:47pm On Nov 01, 2023
How many gas stations do they have to service these million CNG buses abi na water dem wan use?

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