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Health / Re: Nurse Confesses To Changing DNA Results Of Kids, Tricks Man Into Divorcing His W by Artiiclebeast: 2:36am On Nov 27, 2023
Na since when did Nurse Eliza begin to be in charge of DNA results?

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Politics / Re: Governor Alia Highlights Achievements In 6 Months, Receives Award (photos) by Artiiclebeast: 2:30am On Nov 27, 2023
I'm not very surprised that he isn't any different from the ones who couldn't find a "cassock" to deceive the gullible electorates.

Nigerians are easy to goodwill.

See him listing every project with the location ending at "Makurdi".

Is Markurdi the only city/LGA in the state?

The easiest way to dine and wine with the demon and stain your white shirt with palm oil soup is to join the ranks of Nigeria Politics.
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigeria Airline Took Passengers To Wrong Destination by Artiiclebeast: 8:38pm On Nov 26, 2023
Wait until we all wake up in Antarctica that's when you will understand that even Nigeria is on autopilot as we discuss this.

Tinubu dey carry all of us go where we no know.
Celebrities / Re: Israel DMW Shares DMs Of Women Asking Him To Marry Them (Photos) by Artiiclebeast: 8:34pm On Nov 26, 2023
This dumbfool is truly senseless and deserves the dropping he got.

He would also believe any of these leeches aren't trying to use him as a ladder to climb onto the OBO stage.

Very dull and childish idiot.

No sensible woman will be with a boy lacking in self-respect and class as this.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Vows To Crash Petrol Price, Eliminate Hardships by Artiiclebeast: 1:24pm On Nov 26, 2023
Hitting the ground and running has turned the ground into sinking sand.

Time to start vowing.

Abeg, make you no destroy our innocent "vow" wey we still dey manage for us oh.

Na so your senior brother shock shock till e move.

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Crime / Re: Police ASP, Prince Akhindenor, Charges POS Girl To Court For Refusing To Marry H by Artiiclebeast: 4:58am On Nov 25, 2023
Niger Area for show...
Politics / Re: Fubara Sent People 2 Burn Rivers Assembly Complex, Raised Ethnic Politics - Wike by Artiiclebeast: 12:56pm On Nov 24, 2023
Two can kolo together.

He learned thuggery from you.

This is how to deal with narcissists. They usually can't take a pinch of what they dish out to others...

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Health / Re: Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour Compares Prices Of Drugs Between January 2023 & Now by Artiiclebeast: 10:00pm On Nov 23, 2023
We are hitting the ground and sinking.

Awalokan

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Politics / Re: Kano Guber Aftermath: Appeal Court Reverse Judgement, Awards N1m Cost Against AP by Artiiclebeast: 12:35am On Nov 22, 2023
Finished country.
Politics / Re: How Pramod Mittal Got A $500 Million Bailout In Nigeria by Artiiclebeast: 8:05pm On Nov 21, 2023
Lol

They've settled on calling Bubu and his administration out via third party agents.

Interesting times ahead.

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Travel / Re: Promise Me You Will Come Back - Nigerian Lady Cries At The Airport by Artiiclebeast: 8:00pm On Nov 21, 2023
DavidEsq:

I like ur choice of words: "happens upon"😂😂😂😂😂

grin

Thanks.

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Politics / Re: Rivers Assembly Crisis: 27 Lawmakers Hold Sitting by Artiiclebeast: 4:35pm On Nov 21, 2023
Parliamentary Strike Association of Nigeria.

What a joke.

Clowns..
Travel / Re: Update. Who'd Be Kind To Host And Show Me The Way In The US? by Artiiclebeast: 4:20pm On Nov 21, 2023
Thazard:
Please what kind of job is that? Please don't be offended.

Caregiving.
Crime / Re: My Husband Mohammed Bashir Chukwunonso Is Missing - Nigerian Woman by Artiiclebeast: 3:39pm On Nov 21, 2023
Something tells me bros is on his way through the land borders on a jakpa trip to find a way for himself and his family.
Travel / Re: Promise Me You Will Come Back - Nigerian Lady Cries At The Airport by Artiiclebeast: 10:04pm On Nov 20, 2023
Just imagine that this guy was traveling on a tourist visa and a border agent from the country he is traveling to happens upon this post.

Nigeria. The world capital of educated illiterates.

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Romance / Re: As A Youth Corper, Did You Sleep With A Student? by Artiiclebeast: 4:19pm On Nov 20, 2023
YourBestWriter:


Yes, in uromi, Edo state. But my discovery was deeper than just that. They say they steal corpers glory. voodoo stuff. that state and witchcraft eh.

Your community wasted the money they put together to send you on a wild goose chase mistaken for education. This is very apparent from what you write and how you do so.

A very warped and messed up mentality that'd make a primary school dropout be proud not to have wasted his/her time and funds like you have shown.

Educated illiterates- The- The bane of Nigeria.

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Travel / Re: Drivers Lament As They Spend Days On Nsukka/Enugu Expressway (Video) by Artiiclebeast: 9:45pm On Nov 18, 2023
I saw this video this morning and couldn't help but conclude that "it was truly over".

And that moronic Umahi wey dey behave like who concrete fall on top him head crush am to death for him former life go dey halla "we will use concrete to build the highway from Lagos to Abidjan".

Na concrete go kill all of una.

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Health / Re: 10 Key Facts About Diabetes You Should Know By precious Sobamiwa by Artiiclebeast: 6:41pm On Nov 18, 2023
descarado:

You don't have to eat poundo.
Buy oat flower and eat swallow as much as you like.

Pair with black soup, bitterleaf soup, veggie soup and afang soup.

Nigeria has varieties of good food but we don't know how to combine them to make healthy food.

Water yam or those kinda bitter yams in the village are good alternatives.
Cocoyam head is the best option.

During the olden days, they use it to make swallow.

These days, you can cut small,add in blender and blend with water, then add oat( oat is a strong binder) and make swallow. You can eat as much as you want.
You just need to know what to combine.

Ukazì, bitterleaf and utazi are herbs you should always make use of and I tell you, you will go off meds in less than a year.
Less fruits pls. Fruits are mainly sugar except very few like watermelon. Morr veggies

Thanks.
Health / Re: 10 Key Facts About Diabetes You Should Know By precious Sobamiwa by Artiiclebeast: 2:51am On Nov 17, 2023
Spirit04:
which tool is this?

Freestyle Libre 2 sensor.
Health / Re: 10 Key Facts About Diabetes You Should Know By precious Sobamiwa by Artiiclebeast: 2:50am On Nov 17, 2023
online4business:


Mostly you guys that lived in the US, it's one of the reasons why I will never think of coming to the US.

Check all your food labels.

You'll find in most foods and drinks
Aspartame cancer causing
Blue and red dyes cancer and ADHD causing
Maltodexin toxic to gut health
Potassium acesulfame
Sorbitol
Sodium nitride in sodas.
In ice cream soy lecithin and polysorbate P80
Sorbitan tristerate and Sequestering agents.
Nitrogen gas for ice cream.

All these chemicals na slow posion.

Henry Kissinger depopulation through food on steroid!!!

Everything for American tire person abi na chocolate or pasta or drinks.


You no lie...

Them dey poison people anyhow here. Na big business for the government, big pharmas, and the citizens working in healthcare.
Politics / Re: Lagos-Abidjan Highway Will Be Built With Concrete – Umahi by Artiiclebeast: 7:06pm On Nov 16, 2023
E be like say na concrete kill this guy for him former life.

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Celebrities / Re: Viral Video Update: Actor Hanks Anuku Breaks Silence, Seeks Nigerians Help by Artiiclebeast: 6:59pm On Nov 16, 2023
Am I the only one who thinks he sounded very entitled, demanding, and authoritative in his request?

Wonderful.

"you did all your acting for Nigerians"? A career you duly got paid for to act in movies?

This one go tey for street if na only me.

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Politics / Re: 22 Appeal Court Judges Nominated To The Supreme Court by Artiiclebeast: 6:08pm On Nov 16, 2023
Consolidation.
Health / Re: 10 Key Facts About Diabetes You Should Know By precious Sobamiwa by Artiiclebeast: 5:55pm On Nov 16, 2023
Still leveling down now.

From 12pm I go back small poundo with plenty egusi soup and protein and that's it for the day until tomorrow.

If I must eat anything else later, it's either some salad or pepper soup.

Health / Re: 10 Key Facts About Diabetes You Should Know By precious Sobamiwa by Artiiclebeast: 5:51pm On Nov 16, 2023
Pennilessword1:


When you say lifestyle ( because i have been hearing about this) what does it mean?

Not eating healthy, not exercising, not seeing a doctor for routine checks, alcohol and tobacco abuse, etc.

These are some examples of lifestyle choices.
Health / Re: 10 Key Facts About Diabetes You Should Know By precious Sobamiwa by Artiiclebeast: 5:47pm On Nov 16, 2023
ednut1:
ask Mr Ibu and those wey dem don cut their legs o. Beans no dey If you chop 2 wraps of fufu or eba instead of 5 and drink water you no go die o. Me i don take my health serious i no wan hear stories. I now eat healthy . My breakfast below, before i dey chop 6 slices of bread or half box of cornflakes . Never again o

Club mate....lol

Dem no dey tell person.

Broccoli and vegetable juice dey sweet for my mouth these days...

Guys, avoid abusing orange juice as much as you can, please.
Health / Re: 10 Key Facts About Diabetes You Should Know By precious Sobamiwa by Artiiclebeast: 5:44pm On Nov 16, 2023
Upaka:


Please you need to be more careful. Watch your diet and take your medicine religiously. Do you exercise at all?

Thanks.

I am learning to be more physically active as my work is too sedentary.

It has showed me shege twice that I had to spend weeks in the hospital.

God bless.

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Health / Re: 10 Key Facts About Diabetes You Should Know By precious Sobamiwa by Artiiclebeast: 4:30pm On Nov 16, 2023
Obascoetubi:
how do u scan ur sensor?

With my phone.
Crime / Re: Saheed Azeez Granted Asylum For Being Gay Masterminded £220k Fraud by Artiiclebeast: 2:33pm On Nov 16, 2023
Flamemignon1:

Did you even read the news?He's not gay,he's straight,he lied that he was gay to gain asylum

When he gets to jail he should tell the inmates who would have already gotten the intel that he isn't gay.

Na your mates dey the story wey dey frontpage wey dey read and fail to understand while claiming to be literate/educated.

Even after claiming to have read the story, you still lacked in the ability to comprehend what was written.

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Health / Re: 10 Key Facts About Diabetes You Should Know By precious Sobamiwa by Artiiclebeast: 1:59pm On Nov 16, 2023
kene05:


Pls what app did u use to check your sugar level in this green interface

See my response above.
Health / Re: 10 Key Facts About Diabetes You Should Know By precious Sobamiwa by Artiiclebeast: 1:58pm On Nov 16, 2023
Younghacka:

Is This Like An App Or What?

It is a sensor. One that can be attached to any part of the body and scanned using a phone to get the readings.

It's called Libre Freestyle Sensor.

Each sensor is for 14 days and costs about $100. Health insurance helps me get it at $25 for each 14 days and can only be gotten with a doctor's prescription.

God bless America.

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