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MJBOLT:

the only time i cry is when i'm slicing onions in the kitchen

lol, me too

Godada:
What I don't get here is the caption.

Are you telling his sordid tale to buttress your point that boys do cry? If that's the case then of course they do.

What's important to note is the underhanded games been played when lovers play.

Been naive is certainly not the way about it. Women have evolved and play the love game with mastery and artistry.

What holds true in life also hold true in chess. The strongest piece is the queen.....cunning, flexibility and powerful.

A liberated woman is a woman to be feared.

Men guard your hearts

the choice of the caption was really thought hard about.. Just had to put something

So this my guy (name withheld) , a very hard working young guy in his late twenties, nice guy, young vibrant Nigerian youth filled with great enthusiasm optimism and hope for his future. He has been hustling his way from the scratch and heading to the top(Rising , which is the moniker he adopted). Woke up this morning to a heart crushing WhatsApp status update. He's ex girlfriend, a very beautiful, young, sweet looking, supportive and hard working girl in her mid twenties, whom he met in NYSC orientation camp years ago, the girl whom he always fills our innocent ears with stories of her, how she had helped him start up his first business during their NYSC days, and how he hoped and planned to get back with her by next year and definitely propose to her(my guy had made up scenes and stories of the intended 'future' proposal), posted a picture of another man saying and I quote 'happy birthday my love'. well he ignored it like every ex would, telling himself that the guy wouldn't stop him still, but only if he knew what the next picture was about he would have stopped. Well, being inquisitive like every other person would be (just to see more pictures and weigh if the guy reach or not , you understand na, lol) then to his optimum surprise the picture was her wedding photo with supposed mystery man, he definitely couldn't believe his eyes but that wasn't the final draw of the straw, again he should have stopped and probably assumed it was photo shopped, but the devilish man on the left side of his brain somehow convinced to check the next picture. Only disappointment is that it wasn't a picture it was a full blown motherF*****g, heart wrenching, soul snapping, unedited, not 'doctored' wedding video. He watched the video over and over again, hoping that it might be her sisters wedding that his 'girl' might be the chief bridesmaid but then it stung him again, she's the only daughter and the girl in the white dress looks very very familiar, but I sincerely wish he didn't see the next picture. The next picture was where he realised It wasn't a mirage after all, it was the exact kinda of picture they took(when the road was still milky for only him, obviously) lying on the bed and holding the phone in the air, it was exactly like the one he took with her,(maybe she wanted to use it for 'how it started' vs 'how it ended'). See eh, forget long talk, my guy has been crying since morning,he is completely and totally inconsolable. I sincerely feel for him, especially in this country where good girls are practically impossible to find, he just lost his most priceless jewel. BOYS DO CRY TOO.

fijiuba:
*141*242#. Don't stress people!!

how long does it last??

Person carry my HTC one E8 throw inside water...she better give me HTC one E20 or she die..

Oga take ur senseless post elsewhere and stop comparing us with the western world...we are #MadeinNigeria.

*I'm Riley Freeman's voice*..uhhh cut that out,that's gay..

Run a geology final year project then come back and make I nice and comprehensive list..NMGS in the house..

K Dot is an upgrade version of 2pac ...the guy is phenomenal every thing about him is true life inspiration...call me sentimental Buh K Dot knows how to tell a better story than J Cole....in other news Drizzy is the current God...

HTCone E8 lasts up to 10 hours on heavy usuage ..

Number 10 killed me..

HTC forever!!!!

My brother you've got what we call talent over skill...Koredo Bello and dija take note...

Yea that was a long long time ago in a kingdom far far away, where men where still men women still virgins...long before the days of Adam and Eve.

'In Riley Freeman's voice'Uuuhhhhh!!! Cut that out, that's gay, thank you..

'In bovi's voice' ur mother naim dey steal from alibaba...fool.....mehn anything this guy says is funny whether he is serious or not...

Yoruba showing the rich cultural practices of Nigeria. ....

Na wa o...this very fine man...na why we dey some pple na woman go kill them them no go gree....

Bros u dey talk rubbish oo...na woju remix dey even play pass cos of davido, sure leer remix na phyno and wizkid rescue that track...xo think well before u post rubbish.....