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Investment / Re: Mmm by asala1: 3:48pm On Apr 13, 2017
ztanleechima:
Finally MMM is back and healthy now. To God be the Glory!

Have they paid those participants that invested before the crash?
Politics / Re: EFCC Discovers Hidden Money In Ikoyi Lagos Home (Photos, Video) by asala1: 12:01am On Apr 13, 2017
menix:


So in essence the courts ve not been working since 2015 they started recovering funds

Court processes are quite slow in Nigeria. How many high-profile convictions has EFCC made?

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Politics / Re: EFCC Discovers Hidden Money In Ikoyi Lagos Home (Photos, Video) by asala1: 9:35pm On Apr 12, 2017
menix:
Ayam not understanding ooo!!

Each time EFCC keep recovering money yet FG will complain no money, is the Funds recovered sent to the museum.

By now EFCC ve recovered 60% of our budget..

They just uncover the money, it doesn't belong to the FG yet until a competent court forfeits the money to the government. This is after intensive investigation and proof that the source of the money is illegal.

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Politics / Re: Most Technicians In Kano Are From South; While Untrained Indigenes Beg - Sanusi by asala1: 9:07pm On Apr 12, 2017
ozoebuka1:
What has affected the emir? He's now sounding like an igbo man who calls a spade a spade no matter whose Ox is gored. He's now the most intelligent and progressive northern Muslim that I know, kudos, sir.

Nothing affected the emir. He has been calling a spade a spade since he was in CBN, many of you guys didn't like it then just like the northern elites now.

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Investment / Re: Are Ponzi Schemes Dying A Natural Death by asala1: 4:50pm On Apr 12, 2017
rejuvenation:


ponzi scheme that has been paying me 30% every 30 days since nov 2016

ode

another account

1m maturing in 2 ph
my money, my f u c k i n g business
una father

Okay o, Ponzi scheme will humble you. Continue...

SAY NO! TO PONZI SCHEMES. Ponzi scheme always ends with pain and misery.

Investment / Re: Are Ponzi Schemes Dying A Natural Death by asala1: 4:08pm On Apr 12, 2017
Basalt:


But why don't you wanna respect Ur old age?

You think PONZI is gone? grin

Well I received 150k from GhwX recently, that's my 20% PH, 30% will come before month end.

Ponzi ain't gone, it's just that we have learnt our lesson to stay off nairaland because it's a HATE WEBSITE.

Take for instance, in GHW, we have our own forum where we relate which is way better and more organized than nairaland, I am sure others will soon create their own forum.

So we dey kamkpe, but we have just learnt to stay away from nairaland, Because it's of no-good to us

No matter how efficient you run Ponzi schemes, they are never SUSTAINABLE. Forget about haters on Nairaland, every Ponzi scheme will crash eventually. That's the truth.

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Investment / Re: Are Ponzi Schemes Dying A Natural Death by asala1: 4:01pm On Apr 12, 2017
rejuvenation:



broke asses

2m maturing in ghwx

we both know you dont have that kind of money

na your papa give me the money?
una father

bunch of broke asses

Lol! You are very funny. You have N2m maturing in a Ponzi scheme and you believe you have an investment? hahahahaha grin

I bet you, you won't get more than 5% of your total investment at the end of the day.

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Family / Re: What Are Your Major Challenges As A First-time Parent? by asala1: 10:26pm On Apr 11, 2017
It is very difficult! The first few months, you suffer sleep deprivation. Anytime we put our baby to sleep at night, we feel like we just set a countdown timer.


After the first 3 months when the baby starts to sleep longer, you will begin to enjoy your sleep again.

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Crime / Re: Despite Recent Killings Another Nigerian Attempts Drugs Trafficking To Indonesia by asala1: 4:37am On Apr 09, 2017
On a serious note, this trend is getting out of hand.

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Agriculture / In recessive year, Okomu Oil Palm made N4 billion profit by asala1: 12:48am On Apr 08, 2017
he Nigerian recession has been a blessing in disguise to Okomu Oil Palm PLC.

Despite tough challenges facing local manufacturers, the company is reporting 88.4% jump in its 2016 full year profit.

Total profit for the year was NGN4.9 billion compared to NGN2.6 billion in the previous year.

Headline revenue rose to NGN14 billion compared to NGN9 billion reported in the year 2015. As a sign of the high inflation in prices of raw materials, the company said the item rose to NGN3 billion compared to NGN1 billion in the previous year.

Gross profit for the year was NGN6 billion compared to NGN3 billion in the previous year. Okomu Oil said its cost of borrowing has more than also doubled what it paid for getting credit in the previous year.

Cost of funds rose to NGN1.3 billion compared to NGN429 million in the previous year.

Total assets rose by NGN4 billion to NGN24 billion. Its total liabilities actually fell to NGN7.4 billion compared to NGN7.9 billion in the previous year.

Gbenga Oyebode, the Chairman of Okomu Oil told shareholders in his remarks that the company produced a total of 168 million litres of palm oil which resulted in 36 thousand tonnes.

Corporate information
Okomu Oil Palm Company Plc is a Nigeria-based company engaged in cultivation of oil palm, processing of fresh fruit bunches into crude palm oil for resale, rubber plantation and processing of rubber lumps to rubber cake for export. The Company operates through two segments: Palm oil products and Rubber products.

The Company produces Banga cooking oil and natural rubber products. The Company’s plantation carries on the business of oil palm and rubber cultivation. The Company has ongoing plantation operations in Cote D’ivoire, Liberia, Guinea, Cameroon, Kenya and Indonesia.


Read more https://pageone.ng/2017/04/07/okomu-oil-2016-profit/

Investment / Re: 10 Uniqueness Of MMM No One Told You About by asala1: 4:05pm On Apr 07, 2017
Mmadu111:
Be observing and waiting till eternity. Good Samaritan. It pays

Ponzi scheme will humble you, continue.......

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Investment / Re: 10 Uniqueness Of MMM No One Told You About by asala1: 11:32pm On Apr 06, 2017
Mmadu111:
who scammed who? Participant scammed participant? Keep showing off your ignorance. What you don't know you don't know, it's pure Peer to peer , and for that last year, it was as a result of panic that made admin to purse it to save the system from crash and now real participants knows better that MMM has come to stay and not going anywhere, gradually old Mavros are being paid in a way not to weigh the system down okay!. The site is up and doing , stronger and swifter than before and the support system very active. What the system does is linking people to exchange financial donation to each other. You can chose to hug transformer or suffer severe headache on top of something you know nothing about, it's your own cup of tea. It PAYS!!!!

You see? You are not even aware you are been scammed. It's either you are outrightly dumb or you are just plain greedy. Peer to peer my ass, who is peering who? Do you have an idea whose account you are paying into? Ehen?? So they paused to save the system from crashing, hmm okay oo. After they unpaused, have they paid the participants their money? NO! and I am 100% sure they will never get that money back.

Yes, the system restarted and still trying to gather greedy people before it will go down again. Ponzi scheme is Ponzi scheme, no matter what name you give to it or how well you package it, it will surely crash.

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Investment / Re: 10 Uniqueness Of MMM No One Told You About by asala1: 11:11pm On Apr 06, 2017
kingvicking:


Nobody was scammed, we all joined with a sane mind, knowing fully well there is no guarantee of returns.

No one forced anyone to join,
No one was forced to ph.


Yeah, That's why it is a scam. People scammed by yahoo boys usually gives their hard earn money to them without compulsion, all the
more reason why we need to make unsuspecting persons aware they are investing in a fraudulent scheme.

MMM is a PONZI SCHEME!

Ponzi schemes always end with pain and misery!

SAY NO TO PONZI SCHEME!

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Investment / Re: GHWX: Bad Just Turned Worse (PH By Monday Or Loose ALL Outstanding GH) by asala1: 10:02pm On Apr 06, 2017
Nothing good comes from Ponzi schemes, they all end with pain and misery.

SHUN PONZI SCHEME!

Investment / Re: 10 Uniqueness Of MMM No One Told You About by asala1: 3:45pm On Apr 06, 2017
No matter how hard you try to package sh.it, sh.it will always be sh.it. MMM is a Ponzi scheme!

BTW, have they paid all those people they scammed last year?

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Investment / Re: MMM Empire, ‘unlimited Percent’ Ponzi Scheme Review by asala1: 6:18pm On Apr 05, 2017
Say NO! to Ponzi schemes.

Investment / MMM Empire, ‘unlimited Percent’ Ponzi Scheme Review by asala1: 6:16pm On Apr 05, 2017
How do you make it big running a Ponzi scheme? Well you can ask owners of MMM Empire, an exact clone of the collapsed MMM Nigeria.

The speed at which you can start your own Ponzi scheme these days is now faster than before. No doubt about it, it is illegal, dodgy and it always fails, however, for those who are behind a scheme such as MMM Empire, it is their runway to make it big in the era of recession and lack.

MMM Empire must have bought the web script of MMM Nigeria from many chat forums where Ponzi scheme softwares are peddled for mostly less than USD200 for all modules including the source codes.

Whatever major popular Ponzi scheme you want to mimick does not matter, whether it has collapsed does not matter, just get a hold of the software and slam a name on it, you are in ‘business’

Such is the story of MMM Empire. For those who will be getting involved with this scheme, there is no different experience you should be expecting. It is a Ponzi scheme that will surely collapse, just like MMM Nigeria.

This is the first red flag: owners of this scheme are not precise with their investors. They are advertising 50%, 80% and 100% return on investment. There is no guarantee that they can deliver on any of these promises.

The site is also a bad clone of MMM Nigeria. Apart from the naming of the site, other copy were not any different. The mugshot of the Supreme Leader of the MMM Nation, Sergey Mavrodi, is still adorning the site. All other copies on the site are exactly ‘as is’ on the MMM Nigeria site. This shows how ‘serious’ its owners are with what they are doing.

The site was registered on the 29th of January, 2017. This is the same week investors of MMM Nigeria realised they have been taken to the cleaners. A Ponzi scheme analysts said the owners of MMM Empire might be one of the folks who have built an empire out of their share of the MMM money.

There is no guarantee that these clones and many other standalone scheme will stop cropping up. What is guaranteed is their failure. However, owners of these schemes often end up recouping wherever they have invested setting up this ‘business’.

Its investors/affiliates often end up holding the empty bag.

https://pageone.ng/2017/04/05/mmm-empire-ponzi-scheme-review/
Politics / IPOB: A Delusion Taken Too Far - Charles Ibekwe by asala1: 10:23pm On Apr 04, 2017
The puerile announcement by the Indigenous People of Biafra that it will boycott the Special Board of Inquiry set up by the Nigerian Army to investigate allegations of right abuses is both laughable and saddening at the same time. It is laughable because it exposed the comical side of the fraud that has been presented as a struggle for self-determination by a narrow group that has exploited the silence of the greater number of Igbo people as acquiescence.

It is saddening because it confirms that the characters behind IPOB have become delusional to the point of believing their own lies. Their lies are such that at the height of the US Presidential Elections they stopped short of labelling the Republican Candidate, Donald J Trump an Igbo man. That period saw them tell lies that stood logic on its head and should have been the red flag to see psychiatric help for members of this group.

Their claims at that time included bunkum like Trump promising them the actualization of a defunct Republic. Trump’s to do list allegedly included freeing the remanded IPOB gang leader, Nnamdi Kanu even though he is standing trial for grievous offences.

The outcome of the election worsened the mass delusion of IPOB members who behaved as if one of the world’s most enduring democracy runs on whims. Yet this delusion revealed a sinister dimension to the extent they will go to propagate lies in pursuit of a failed agenda. We are not talking about some off the cuff inaccuracies here but something more profound.

They went to the pains of photoshopping misleading texts unto pictures of President Trump holding up declarations he just signed – the texts of these frauds are always to the effect that the US was demanding Biafra independence. They went further to clone or mimic responsible news organisations to be able to pass off such frauds as the real deal. The only name for this sick act is called ‘fake news’. It is bad. It is perverted and emanates only from those with criminal intents. It was however not the first time that these frauds were deploying fake news in furtherance of their doomed project. Fake news had been deployed on a commercial scale to lie about the nature of the face-off their radicalised wing had with the military; it had been deployed to announce casualties from such encounters only that they run into problems showing the body counts for their claims, which again forces them to deploy more fake news about abductions and military seizing corpses of members who are actually alive or never existed.

Possibly as indicated in their statement, issued by IPOB spokespersons, Dr. Ikenna Chinaka and Iyom Grace Ukpai, announcing the boycott, these fake news items become defacto research material for Amnesty International that consequently trumpet it as its findings in reports that IPOB in turn hinges its infantile claim upon. It hovers somewhere between incest and masturbation for these groups to contrive falsehood on this scale and with attention for details in a way that strongly suggests it is not happening for the first time. Allegations of extrajudicial killings, torture and other claims of human rights abuses against the Army flourished on the strength of the fake news. One would ordinarily expect that the decision of the authorities in setting up the Special Board of Inquiry would be explored to surface these claims of right violation if there is substance to them. But the reverse is the case. Apparently because the IPOB militants know that they have no evidence to back up their many claims the next reflexive step is for them to announce a boycott of the inquiry. The sad and comical aspect of that statement is that they went to a great pain to cite the Nigerian Constitution, the same one they have vowed never to recognise. They further advertised their befuddlement by citing cases decided by the British courts, same country they accuse of making them to be part of a zoo. The impression created is that of a group of people caught in a mind loop and are unable to decide with any degree of certainty whether they are going or coming. One is therefore hard pressed to understand how a bunch of addled indolent refuse to recognize a set of law – since the constitution of Nigeria connotes its indivisibility, and the same time want to be treated by the same instrument. The intention to boycott the inquiry was let out of the bag with their admission that it is meant to delegitimize the panel by claiming, in the future, that they never appear before it. Yet, here is an IPOB for whom the Special military board has already made concessions by refusing to name it as an accused entity owing to the crimes it has committed in the south east against Igbo interests.

A consensus among right thinking analysts is that many persons in Igboland would petition the board of inquiry to bring the atrocities committed in furtherance of IPOB’s interests to light. These crimes against humanity include denial of means of livelihood in the course of the several economic blockades that the group usually impose – it has another one scheduled for May 30th this year. Other things it would be accused of before the panel are forced disappearance of persons opposed to its ideologies, murder – including killing of security operatives, extortion, radicalization of youths, gun running and a barge load of infractions that should see the entire members and leadership of IPOB taking a trip to the Hague. If IPOB has facts and evidence of abuse and extra judicial execution by the Nigerian Army it should then be bold to step forward and present same since the inquiry is in the full public glare with the media reporting proceedings. Its presentation before the panel could be the precursor to a larger investigation but that is only if what it would present would not be another staple of fake news similar to the fabled Donald Trump’s endorsement of IPOB’s. It turned out Trump detests fake news and its purveyors and would no doubt have placed this dangerous group on his backlist by now, a reality that was not undone by the infantile solidarity march that was a cover for launching attacks against security personnel in Nigeria. There is a last minute face saving window for these recalcitrant elements by way of the decision of the South-East Governor’s forum to intervene and appeal for a soft landing for them. The decision is no doubt informed by the apparent hurt that IPOB’s insurrection is causing the economy of the region.

Sadly, this well intentioned intervention was again hijacked by characters that have been addicted to fake news to the extent that they keened about how south-east governors warn federal government over Nnamdi Kanu, the IPOB leader standing trial for treason. This behaviour highlights the fact that IPOB members have no interest in political solution and they are allergic to peaceful approach to issues – there is no incentive for them to pursue political solutions since they have never bothered to position themselves to win council ward so they are not primed to win offices they can use to politically sway decisions in favour of their ill conceived quest. The disdain they have for constituted authority is thus mirrored in the rudeness with which they treat political leaders from their region, which makes the disdain they treat the federal government and its institutions with negligible. One must first respect one’s kinsmen before extending the product of that upbringing to others.

This piece would not be complete without urging the Special Board of Inquiry not to be fazed by tantrums from IPOB as it is a known trait of losers. There are other parties that have indicated willingness to appear before the panel and the boycott by IPOB would not in anyway invalidate its outcome as this is a solution finding process and not a popularity contest. Let the board follow best practice in extending invitation to all and sundry by adequately publicizing same and the world can then judge who the abuser is.

Ibekwe writes from Enugu State, Nigeria.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/04/ipob-delusion-taken-far/

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Politics / Re: "It’s Impossible To Impeach Buhari" -Prince Tony Momoh by asala1: 12:11am On Apr 03, 2017
Diplomaticbeing:


I don't dialogue with a nobody. Vamoose .
Another moro.n
Politics / Re: "It’s Impossible To Impeach Buhari" -Prince Tony Momoh by asala1: 11:47pm On Apr 02, 2017
Diplomaticbeing:


It's obvious that you didn't understand my submission. Lol.

Whatever your submission is, I am just stating the fact here. BTW, please can you show us where your 'true democratic system of government' is obtainable around the world.
Politics / Re: "It’s Impossible To Impeach Buhari" -Prince Tony Momoh by asala1: 11:18pm On Apr 02, 2017
Diplomaticbeing:
I only agree with you because the system of government we've in place so far literally is tribercracy. However, in a true democratic system of government, and with the noble rather than servile disposition of the senate leadership towards the executive arm of the government, I'd bet with my life that it's 100 percent possible to impeach him.

I can bet with my life that it is 100% percent impossible to impeach President Buhari. It is even impossible to conceive the idea, not in a country like Nigeria. No one will try it. That's a fact! Take it or leave it.

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Business / GE Sole Bidder For $2 Billion Nigeria Rail Concession by asala1: 3:45pm On Mar 30, 2017
ABUJA (Reuters) – A consortium led by General Electric <GE.N> submitted the only bid for a Nigerian railway concession project worth around $2 billion (1.60 billion pounds) for two lines connecting northern cities to others in the south, a procurement process adviser said on Wednesday. Bids had to be submitted by Wednesday. Nigeria has been looking for partners to overhaul its ageing railway system, built mainly by British colonial rulers before independence in 1960. Economic growth in Africa’s most populous nation has been hampered for decades by the dilapidated road and rail network. The concession will cover about 3,500 km (2,200 miles) of existing narrow-gauge lines from the southwestern commercial capital, Lagos, to Kano in the north, and southeastern oil hub Port Harcourt to Maiduguri in the northeast. “We received one bid today,” said Fola Fagbule, vice president and co-head of advisory at Africa Finance Corporation (AFC) which ran a procurement process after being appointed lead adviser by the government. The only bid, led by GE, was in partnership with Transnet [CGETR.UL] of South Africa, Dutch-based APM Terminals and China’s Sinohydro Consortium. Nigeria’s upper chamber of parliament, the Senate, said in November it would investigate the railway concession over possible violations by Nigerian officials.

http://www.euronews.com/2017/03/29/ge-sole-bidder-for-2-billion-nigeria-rail-concession-procurement-adviser

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Politics / Re: See Photos Of The Newly Competed Emergency Repair Of Kaduna-Abuja Road By Buhari by asala1: 6:40am On Mar 01, 2017
How is this place Kaduna-Abuja Hwy? Where are the other lanes?
Career / Re: Cute Photos Of Nigerian Policemen And Policewomen At The Police Academy by asala1: 9:22am On Feb 28, 2017
I am not sure if the first set of the regular police cadets have graduated yet.
Health / Re: 'I Cannot Go Outside Because Children Are Afraid Of Me': (warning Graphics Photo by asala1: 3:49pm On Feb 16, 2017
How is he an Indian? The report say he is Bangladashi. Report the news correctly, it is important.
Politics / Re: 2017: Biafra Agitation Will Be Bloody, Kanu Will Be Released – Pastor Iginla by asala1: 8:22pm On Jan 03, 2017
Will he come out? YES of course! Will he come out on a stretcher? I don't, it's not very clear.
Religion / Where Is The New STD Pst Adeboye Prophesied Will Appear In 2016? -Ijabla Raymon by asala1: 10:49pm On Dec 30, 2016
In his prophecies for 2016, Pastor Adeboye prophesied that a new STD (sexually transmitted disease) will surface in 2016.

I challenged him to name the new STD and the reader is welcome to read my full response. If Adeboye was referring to the Zika virus then it is evidently clear that he relies on news media to formulate his prophecies, in which case why call him a prophet? This is because medical researchers had announced towards the end of 2015 (well before Adeboye's prophecy in January 2016) that the Zika virus can be transmitted through sex. And to be clear, the Zika virus was identified in Uganda in 1947. It is not new.

I know there is still one day left till the end of 2016 but where is the new STD that Pastorpreneur Adeboye said God told him will be discovered in 2016?

Adeboye had also prophesied concerning Nigeria that "things will definitely get better before the year ends." I cannot speak for all persons living in Nigeria but I am not sure Nigerians have had it worse than this year - the prices of food and commodities have increased two to three folds whilst salaries have remained static. The only people who can afford to keep smiling in these austere times are those who make a living out of lying and selling false hope to the downtrodden. If hell were real it should be populated with such people.

Will Nigerians allow themselves to continue to be lied to, preyed upon and exploited by self-styled prophets of God in 2017? How much longer before they realise that the God they think speaks to their pastors only exists in their imaginations? Why is belief a virtue and common sense is not?

Ijabla is a medical doctor and a humanist. He writes from the U.K.

http://saharareporters.com/2016/12/30/where-new-std-pastor-adeboye-prophesied-will-appear-2016-ijabla-raymond

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Politics / Re: Photo Of Nnamdi Kanu In Kuje Prison Today As He Receives IPOB Members. by asala1: 4:38pm On Dec 29, 2016
Candycrusher:




Guy I'm Yoruba like you but i respect the guy's gut. I don't care if he succeeds in having his biafra, but to call a president a mad man after spending a year in jail is the height of bravery. No yoruba prisoner will do that

Have you listen to 'Beast of no Nation'?

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Politics / Re: Umuahia New Look, Capital City Of Abia State (photos) by asala1: 6:02am On Dec 28, 2016
cupidFlint:
guy post what you know and know what you post, how can you snap just one spot and term it Umuahia's new look looking for front page appearance. that dirt is just by the road side along Umuwaya road opposite Peace Park and another opposite Uyo street. Stop the false info making it look like the town is in a mess

What are you saying? Is that not Umuahia?

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Education / Re: Girl Laments Over Her Inability To Secure Admission After Scoring 320 In JAMB by asala1: 8:55pm On Dec 23, 2016
waynetee:
OAU , i choose medical rehab and was given biology edu and no be say i no reach med rehab cut off o

Busted!

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