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Powersurge: 1. That was Jesus a perfect man, even me sef no fit waste my aboki perfumes on top this present crop of scammers 2. Instead of encouraging them to save up like Jesus did, they should rather take it to pastor? Jesus fed the multitude, not the other way round. Churches should start Ponzi scheme or crowd funding to the unemployed graduate members |
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So Nigeria's Federal Government borrowed Billions of dollars to dualise Lagos Ibadan Express road, concentrate rail projects in the South West and North and expect the marginalized Calabar man pay for this loans most which have been looted. The Calabar- Lagos rail is audio rail we see it online, hear about it onair ! But it's just another format for the gullible by the bigoted elites. All the federal roads are in camotose in South South. Ikot Ekpene-aba-calabar highways, but you expect us to pay for what we did consume/benefit? Through vat and other ridiculous taxes. Let us grow at our pace, give us back our oyel Wells and resources we will meticulously pay our percentage to the federal government. If Akwa Ibom State could own and operate a luxurious Ibom airways with a meager 13% from their God given resources being lorded over by leeches. Imagine how far they'd have gone in development if the resource control is implemented, Akwa Ibom Deserves the best In summary let federal government only tax south west and north of the VAT and other similar taxes because the loans were used to develop their region. After all north de destroy beer, but Dem de follow benefit from the beer income from South |
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Chronicles of ASHAWOPAPA Episode 1 verse 1 I am ASHAWOPAPA son of ezemuo1 the great West African Dibia, S a to the president on sexual & reproductive health. Special envoy to India on Ebola and voodoo related spiritism. I'm here to ask guys and ladies about their sexual frustration. Guys that moment that hot chick you've been waiting to bed comes visiting, how do you feel? Pay rapt attention as I rant! Years back before I got called in to work, I met with nkiru the hottest chick in the faculty. I played my tricks on her, such a hot beautiful damsel succumbed so easily. I was the hero to my departmental guys that failed to hook up with the faculty's hottest Chic. Getting her home was not the problem, it all started when I was giving her head... Gave her head for 10mins straight while my precum was soaking my pants, had to adjust & take off my pants, I then turned to position 69 while resuming my headgiving. I felt her breathe in my balls, she started licking everywhere lickable and got to my dick and that's where the embarrassment started. She just licked my peehole I cummed in shame. She spat it on the floor then worked my 9inch dick back to life and asked to be Bleep. I knelt between her thighs and position my big black 9inches in her clitoris, caressed and slap the clitoris with my dick she moaned and begged to be assaulted. I pushed it in without delayance, what a wet and creamy pussy. Then came the mother of all embarrassment. 2Secs, 3 strokes I've cummed again. I pretended to forget i was naked, I stylishly got my skin to skin condom on a soft frustrated 9inch dick. Trying to insert a deflated dick in her pussy, she asked what are you trying to do with that big for nothing dick. I looked at her she was visibly angry and frustrated. That's when I know I'm dethroned from the departmental hero to the faculty laughing stock. Shame no gree me see her off or attend lecture for two weeks. Traveled home to meet ezemuo my native doctor dad. He helped me prepare "DICKnity". Came back to school heard the rumors about my dick failure aka big for nothing. Lured the chic back to my bed and bleeped the hell out of her pussy. She said now that's more like it. Your dick aint big for nothing but big for satisfaction. I smiled from ear to ear ever since I used "DICKnity" I've been handed over her mumu button. Are you having difficulty getting your dick to rise ? Premature ejaculation? Erectile dysfunction? Low sperm count? Infertility in men or women? Search no more follow the link below to get my potent herbal medicines and get your DICKnity back |
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ednut1: Because the scammers aka pastors are romancing with the poor to scam em of their meager resources ![]() 2 Likes |
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Powersurge: The poor and needy will dress up for church, the token they'd have used to better their life's will be collected by the church! They'll go back home hungry. Repeating the same procedure every Sunday through out their lifetime . 4 Likes |
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![]() The instrumentalists are paid to make you dance happily and donate your hard earn money as offering to the prosperity of only the pastor and his house holds. The church has been monetized in Nigeria 5 Likes
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