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Romance / Re: Why Is It That Nigerian Girls Dont Understand Sexual Fetish? by Ashawopapa001: 6:56pm On Oct 31, 2019
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Wetin Ekaette no go see for kitchen

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Romance / Re: The Brainwashing That Goes On In The Church by Ashawopapa001: 2:05pm On Oct 27, 2019
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I don't know if you are a Christian or not. But if you are, you are a poorly trained Christian. There things that people will do against the body of Christ that will attract eternal damnation to them. Don't attract unnecessary things to yourself thinking you are helping God meanwhile you are hurting the body of Christ.

What you are doing now is similar to what Judas did when that woman was pouring the expensive perfume on Jesus.


The way of God is not the way of man. Don't defend God by hurting his body. You will get yourself burnt badly. Nobody ever force anybody to pay money in church. If you were alive in time of Elijah who asked the widow of Zeraphat to bring her ONLY food for him to eat, you would have cut off Elijah's head.

No matter how much the poor save 50 Naira and 100 naira, it wouldn't make them rich. It's the expression of faith in the living God that move God not tears.
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If you feel the church is doing the wrong thing and you are genuinely concerned (of which I am sure you are not because if someone like you get 500 million today, the poor will be the last thing you will think about), there things you can do rather than going everywhere defaming the body of Christ and derailing souls to hell. First of all, you go to God in prayer who created the body and beseech him to bring succour into his work. You could as well become a preacher.

I will not reply to you again. Try not to hurt yourself by yourself. Do not kick against the stone.

1. That was Jesus a perfect man, even me sef no fit waste my aboki perfumes on top this present crop of scammers

2. Instead of encouraging them to save up like Jesus did, they should rather take it to pastor?

Jesus fed the multitude, not the other way round.
Churches should start Ponzi scheme or crowd funding to the unemployed graduate members
Politics / A Critical Look At VAT And Other Similar Taxes by Ashawopapa001: 1:45pm On Oct 27, 2019
So Nigeria's Federal Government borrowed Billions of dollars to dualise Lagos Ibadan Express road, concentrate rail projects in the South West and North and expect the marginalized Calabar man pay for this loans most which have been looted.

The Calabar- Lagos rail is audio rail we see it online, hear about it onair ! But it's just another format for the gullible by the bigoted elites.
All the federal roads are in camotose in South South. Ikot Ekpene-aba-calabar highways, but you expect us to pay for what we did consume/benefit? Through vat and other ridiculous taxes.

Let us grow at our pace, give us back our oyel Wells and resources we will meticulously pay our percentage to the federal government.
If Akwa Ibom State could own and operate a luxurious Ibom airways with a meager 13% from their God given resources being lorded over by leeches.

Imagine how far they'd have gone in development if the resource control is implemented, Akwa Ibom Deserves the best
In summary let federal government only tax south west and north of the VAT and other similar taxes because the loans were used to develop their region.
After all north de destroy beer, but Dem de follow benefit from the beer income from South
Romance / Rants Of A 2sec Man by Ashawopapa001: 11:24am On Oct 27, 2019
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I am ASHAWOPAPA son of ezemuo1 the great West African Dibia, S a to the president on sexual & reproductive health. Special envoy to India on Ebola and voodoo related spiritism.

I'm here to ask guys and ladies about their sexual frustration.
Guys that moment that hot chick you've been waiting to bed comes visiting, how do you feel? Pay rapt attention as I rant!

Years back before I got called in to work, I met with nkiru the hottest chick in the faculty. I played my tricks on her, such a hot beautiful damsel succumbed so easily.
I was the hero to my departmental guys that failed to hook up with the faculty's hottest Chic.

Getting her home was not the problem, it all started when I was giving her head...
Gave her head for 10mins straight while my precum was soaking my pants, had to adjust & take off my pants, I then turned to position 69 while resuming my headgiving. I felt her breathe in my balls, she started licking everywhere lickable and got to my dick and that's where the embarrassment started.


She just licked my peehole I cummed in shame.
She spat it on the floor then worked my 9inch dick back to life and asked to be Bleep.
I knelt between her thighs and position my big black 9inches in her clitoris, caressed and slap the clitoris with my dick she moaned and begged to be assaulted. I pushed it in without delayance, what a wet and creamy pussy.

Then came the mother of all embarrassment.
2Secs, 3 strokes I've cummed again.
I pretended to forget i was naked, I stylishly got my skin to skin condom on a soft frustrated 9inch dick. Trying to insert a deflated dick in her pussy, she asked what are you trying to do with that big for nothing dick. I looked at her she was visibly angry and frustrated.

That's when I know I'm dethroned from the departmental hero to the faculty laughing stock. Shame no gree me see her off or attend lecture for two weeks.
Traveled home to meet ezemuo my native doctor dad.
He helped me prepare "DICKnity". Came back to school heard the rumors about my dick failure aka big for nothing.
Lured the chic back to my bed and bleeped the hell out of her pussy.

She said now that's more like it. Your dick aint big for nothing but big for satisfaction. I smiled from ear to ear ever since I used "DICKnity" I've been handed over her mumu button.

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Romance / Re: The Brainwashing That Goes On In The Church by Ashawopapa001: 8:40am On Oct 27, 2019
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How is this romance

Because the scammers aka pastors are romancing with the poor to scam em of their meager resources angry

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Romance / Re: The Brainwashing That Goes On In The Church by Ashawopapa001: 8:38am On Oct 27, 2019
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You need to desist from this stupidity. It's for your own good.

The poor and needy will dress up for church, the token they'd have used to better their life's will be collected by the church! They'll go back home hungry.
Repeating the same procedure every Sunday through out their lifetime .

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Romance / The Brainwashing That Goes On In The Church by Ashawopapa001: 11:06pm On Oct 26, 2019
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The instrumentalists are paid to make you dance happily and donate your hard earn money as offering to the prosperity of only the pastor and his house holds.
The church has been monetized in Nigeria

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