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Health / Re: BREAKING: One Dies As Truck Crushes Taxi In Abuja (photo) by Ashawopapa001: 5:39pm On Dec 11, 2019
God protect and guide us and our family members into 2020 safely cry
Can I hear you say Amen?
Politics / Re: Major General Buhari Is A Dimwit by Ashawopapa001: 5:36pm On Dec 11, 2019
Hate speech
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley's "Opotoyi" Song Used On Grand Theft Auto 5 by Ashawopapa001: 7:24am On Dec 11, 2019
Street ti take over
Crime / Re: 2 Armed Robbery Suspects Caught In Gbagada Graphics by Ashawopapa001: 7:17am On Dec 11, 2019
Dem still fresh na grin
Send them to ABA or Uyo

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Romance / Re: Woman Squirting And Cumming: What Is The Difference? by Ashawopapa001: 7:14am On Dec 11, 2019
Rogosa:
Somebody just came up with this and I was wondering about it myself. Does the squirting of a woman means she climaxed? What is the difference?

It's too early for this, but let me not be an hypocrite. Squirting is cumming. Women body differs, some get creamy or extremely wet! Now run along and finish up your chores

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Agriculture / Re: New Brands Of Local Rice Flood Major Markets, As Prices Of Major Items Drop by Ashawopapa001: 11:11am On Dec 10, 2019
shocked

Yet to see Lake and Coscharis rice here in Bakassi lipsrsealed
Crime / Re: Pandemonium As Cooked Meat Allegedly Turns Into A Snake, Last Night, In Abraka by Ashawopapa001: 11:06am On Dec 10, 2019
popsy2:
lol

Check the cac thread oga
Politics / Re: Over 100 Million Nigerians Lack Identity, Says DG NIMS by Ashawopapa001: 11:03am On Dec 10, 2019
Where's the link?


Can someone slap that idiot to reality
The NIMC that millions have registered it's taking years of rocket science research to print it out and distribute.

I owe my kids the right to live in a sane and working country, not this poultry farm called Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Caption This Photo Of VP Yemi Osinbajo And Crown Prince Of United Arab Emirates by Ashawopapa001: 9:16am On Dec 10, 2019
Sheikh: You mean buhari is a saint?
Osinbanjo: saint ke? He's a criminal joor

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Celebrities / Re: Cardi B: AKA Mocks Nigerians 'We Hosted The World Cup, You Hosted Cardi B' by Ashawopapa001: 9:10am On Dec 10, 2019
Heard AKA is gay tried to Bleep Yung6ix

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Politics / Re: Sen. Ovie Omo-Agege's Media Aide Is Dead by Ashawopapa001: 9:08am On Dec 10, 2019
Gone to Soon.
Rest in peace is hard to say
Politics / Re: Buhari Departs Nigeria For Egypt by Ashawopapa001: 8:26am On Dec 10, 2019
The Presidency is fully in charge or are we on autopilot

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Says Linda Ikeji's Bentley Was A Gift From Regina Daniel's Husband by Ashawopapa001: 8:21am On Dec 10, 2019
Warning!
Shots fired, I repeat shots fired.
All Alpha Marine feminist are advised to retreat grin grin grin
Over and out

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Business / Re: How To Open A Business Name In CAC With N12,000 In Just 2 Weeks Without A Lawyer by Ashawopapa001: 5:41am On Dec 10, 2019
DeConsultant:


This company is it pending registration. It is not registered at all but for checking or confirming the registration of a business name, simply go to https://.gov.ng/ to check. Feel free to contact us directly for assistance on your registration process. Thanks.


We assisted clients/ promoters in the following areas:
1. Company Registration (Business Name & Partnership)
2. Limited by Shares Companies (Private Limited Company, Public Limited Company, Unlimited Company, Limited by Guarantee)
3. Incorporated Trustees (Foundation, NGO, Club, Church, Initiative etc)
4. Intellectual Properties (Trademark, Patents, Specialized Designs)
5. Taxation (TIN Application, TCC Application, CIT Filings, VAT Filings etc)
6. EFCC SCUML Application
7. NAFDAC Registration
8. NEPC Registration
9. Post Incorporation Services (Annual Returns, Removal or Appointment of Directors, Alteration to the Memart etc)
10. Corporate Services (Consent Code Application, Company Search etc)
11. Consulting Services (Assisting clients/promoters who have ongoing/pending registrations at a subsidized fees).

Some of our services at affordable cost:
Business Name Registration: N25,000 (Certificate will be out within 5 working days)
Limited Liability Company (1 million share capital): N70,000 (Certificate will be out within 5 Working days)
Incorporated Trustees (NGO, Church, Mosque, Foundation, Club, Initiatives): N120,000 (Certificate will be out within 30 days (inclusive of the mandatory 28 days for public opinion).

Contact Gomez Corporate Consult LTD by visiting our website: www.gomezconsult.com; call us on 08107804290 or 08102794272; mail us on info@gomezconsult.com now.

It says registration still in process. How do I create PDF file and merge the two pages to upload as one
Business / Re: How To Open A Business Name In CAC With N12,000 In Just 2 Weeks Without A Lawyer by Ashawopapa001: 11:45pm On Dec 09, 2019
DeConsultant:


This company is it pending registration. It is not registered at all but for checking or confirming the registration of a business name, simply go to https://.gov.ng/ to check. Feel free to contact us directly for assistance on your registration process. Thanks.


We assisted clients/ promoters in the following areas:
1. Company Registration (Business Name & Partnership)
2. Limited by Shares Companies (Private Limited Company, Public Limited Company, Unlimited Company, Limited by Guarantee)
3. Incorporated Trustees (Foundation, NGO, Club, Church, Initiative etc)
4. Intellectual Properties (Trademark, Patents, Specialized Designs)
5. Taxation (TIN Application, TCC Application, CIT Filings, VAT Filings etc)
6. EFCC SCUML Application
7. NAFDAC Registration
8. NEPC Registration
9. Post Incorporation Services (Annual Returns, Removal or Appointment of Directors, Alteration to the Memart etc)
10. Corporate Services (Consent Code Application, Company Search etc)
11. Consulting Services (Assisting clients/promoters who have ongoing/pending registrations at a subsidized fees).

Some of our services at affordable cost:
Business Name Registration: N25,000 (Certificate will be out within 5 working days)
Limited Liability Company (1 million share capital): N70,000 (Certificate will be out within 5 Working days)
Incorporated Trustees (NGO, Church, Mosque, Foundation, Club, Initiatives): N120,000 (Certificate will be out within 30 days (inclusive of the mandatory 28 days for public opinion).

Contact Gomez Corporate Consult LTD by visiting our website: www.gomezconsult.com; call us on 08107804290 or 08102794272; mail us on info@gomezconsult.com now.

Link is broken
Adverts / Re: Do You Need "Real" Money/finance For Some Pressing Personal Or Business by Ashawopapa001: 8:36pm On Dec 09, 2019
How do I get in contact with you?
Business / Re: How To Open A Business Name In CAC With N12,000 In Just 2 Weeks Without A Lawyer by Ashawopapa001: 4:46pm On Dec 09, 2019
DeConsultant:

If you company was duly registered, it will come with a BN No for a Business Name, RC No for a Private Limited Company, IT No for an Incorporated Trustees or NGO.

If you are in need of information, challenges or enquires to make on all corporate dealings contact GCCL on 08107804290, or mail info@gomezconsult.com or visit www.gomezconsult.com.


We assisted clients/ promoters in the following areas:
1. Company Registration (Business Name & Partnership)
2. Limited by Shares Companies (Private Limited Company, Public Limited Company, Unlimited Company, Limited by Guarantee)
3. Incorporated Trustees (Foundation, NGO, Club, Church, Initiative etc)
4. Intellectual Properties (Trademark, Patents, Specialized Designs)
5. Taxation (TIN Application, TCC Application, CIT Filings, VAT Filings etc)
6. EFCC SCUML Application
7. NAFDAC Registration
8. NEPC Registration
9. Post Incorporation Services (Annual Returns, Removal or Appointment of Directors, Alteration to the Memart etc)
10. Corporate Services (Consent Code Application, Company Search etc)
11. Consulting Services (Assisting clients/promoters who have ongoing/pending registrations at a subsidized fees).

Some of our services at affordable cost:
Business Name Registration: N25,000 (Certificate will be out within 5 working days)
Limited Liability Company (1 million share capital): N70,000 (Certificate will be out within 5 Working days)
Incorporated Trustees (NGO, Church, Mosque, Foundation, Club, Initiatives): N120,000 (Certificate will be out within 30 days (inclusive of the mandatory 28 days for public opinion).

Contact Gomez Corporate Consult LTD by visiting our website: www.gomezconsult.com; call us on 08107804290 or 08102794272; mail us on info@gomezconsult.com now.

How to verify if it's duly registered ?

Politics / Re: CIVIL WAR: S-east, S-south Yet To Be Properly Reconciled With Nigeria—Ekpenyong by Ashawopapa001: 10:24am On Dec 09, 2019
Spot on my Senator!
They used Niger Delta Oyel money to develop Lagos, did same in Abuja now they're building the North and West while leaving the layers of golden eggs dilapidated and in ruins...
Crime / Re: Lagos Teacher Breaks Pupil's Arm While Flogging Him Over Test by Ashawopapa001: 2:25pm On Dec 08, 2019
Eye for eye
Celebrities / Re: Singer Lizzo Strikes Suggestive Poses In New Seductive Photos by Ashawopapa001: 2:22pm On Dec 08, 2019
brownnikky16:
Whats this angry shocked

Sauce and cheese
Celebrities / Re: Corpers Mob Naira Marley At Ogun NYSC Camp (Video) by Ashawopapa001: 2:21pm On Dec 08, 2019
When Marlians spot their role model cry

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Politics / Re: Ondo APC, PDP Clash Over Akeredolu Daughter’s Wedding by Ashawopapa001: 7:59am On Dec 05, 2019
See as son in-law resemble father in law cheesy
Same Moro Moro same beards only the grey hairs differentiate em shocked
Business / Re: How To Open A Business Name In CAC With N12,000 In Just 2 Weeks Without A Lawyer by Ashawopapa001: 8:55am On Nov 28, 2019
I've registered my business name for over six months now, yet to receive any rc
Romance / Re: Girls 10 Secrets: How To Impress Your Boyfriend by Ashawopapa001: 7:44am On Nov 28, 2019
Biingoo:
You dey mad

Mouth Action ain't natural, it's satanic tongue
Travel / Re: Passengers Stranded As Train Broke Down At Kaduna (photos) by Ashawopapa001: 7:35am On Nov 28, 2019
I pledge to Nigeria my country to be faithful, loyal and honest if only our leaders can be faithful, loyal and honest

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Romance / Re: Girls 10 Secrets: How To Impress Your Boyfriend by Ashawopapa001: 7:25am On Nov 28, 2019
1. Don't ask him for money

2. Let him watch match in peace while you quietly seat beside him

3. Don't give him Mouth Action

4. Periodically give him money for fuel and beer, even if he's rich.

5. Create a loving relationship with his mom and dad

6. Chill with his friends.

7. Repeat no 1

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Education / Re: 69 Year-old Lecturer Who Demanded Sex In Order To Give Good Marks Jailed by Ashawopapa001: 7:21am On Nov 28, 2019
Proves me right, I thought it's Nigerian lecturer
Politics / Re: Imo Police Sergeant Kills Self Over Delayed Promotion by Ashawopapa001: 7:19am On Nov 28, 2019
Patience is a vital skills.
Something must kill a man, but unfortunately this corrupt person killed himself extrajudicially cry

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