Yooooooooooo!!!! Congratulations my people!! Finally!!! Y'all are the real MVPs for waiting for this long. Please don't forget to plan the meet and twerk as soon as you settle down in Bonny. My leg must touch that Bonny island, by fire by force. Loool.

The commotion I would've caused in bonny has been averted . Atleast i'm not leaving empty-handed, I made some awesome friends. Wish you guys the best from the bottom of my heart.

Ashleeeeee signing out!!!

ceetee:


Not sure what u r trying to insinuate.
However, as they say “a problem known is half solved”.
Therefore KNOWING the mix of people currently viewing this thread, I know and understand why some might see my request as being insensitive and others won’t. That’s why I appealed.

That’s all my dear.

Extremely insensitive sweetie, EXTREMELY insensitive, but you're pardoned.

Is it that the person who was sending the mails got tired and said "Abeg let them wait jor, shebi they've waited this long, one more day will not kii dem"

Plenty people no go sleep well this night, chai! It is well sha. it's not over till it's over.
#unwaveringFaith.

Whoop whoop!!! So far, all my people have been getting in. Congrats Artmedia, Airsaylongcon, Coolio2014 and Ibmaleeq. So happy for you guys!

tygrins007:
I donbiliv all this 'this weak is the weak' ishh, let's face reality...there's a really tight probability that we are going to get a call up soon. With all this buhari's government wahala, it's just building castles in the sky. The Mata taya me sef, I'm a realist and I just want to make common sense. I give wuna hand sha...since 2013 with different excuses. Let me stop b4 I'll start tongue rolling

Biko face your reality by yourself!

lambalamba:
lol @ Thisday claiming 'exclusive'. All what they mentioned in this article were said during the Channels interview with Oga Babs. Nothing new, and it's not like work wont go on before FID is taken. In fact, they have loads of stuff to get done to be ready in time for the FID phase. So my brother there is no 'longer thing' happening like you say. I still believe 'THIS WEEK IS THE WEEK', and after that, we will resume come Q3 barring anything extremely bizarre. AMEN!

Nice one! I was just about to say the same thing. Thisday just transcibed the Channels TV interview. Person wan come use am give us fresh high BP. Olorun maje!

People, please we need Positive Vibes only. Keep your negativity to yourselves.

ladyF:

NLC is only after their own pockets. I have lost all faith in them sef considering how they slyed us during Occupy Nigeria.

Strike isn't going to help anybody at this point. Deep down, most of us know that the stance the FG took is inevitable if we are true to ourselves. Some people have been buying over N145 since the unending scarcity started and these marketers go still collect subsidy on top o.

errrmmm....you just should remove your mind from the June date sha.

If I remove my mind from June, i'll put it in May . I choose to see only positives in the current situation. Right now, the government claims to be eager to alleviate the sufferings of Nigerians. So i'm assuming that they'll probably tell all government agencies to start creating jobs and employing people sharp-sharp.

Even Chibok girls Don dey commot one by one. #stayPositive.

artmedia:
@LadyF, @Ashleeeeee, my babies, how we dey na?

Artmedia of destiny!!! There's something about your posts that just gives me joy. Anyways, we're back to our default waiting mode.

ItsTime4me:
@Badema, your boy just dey o. I just dey sidon look o. @all, righteous greetings and respect. @Forkadict, from your code, how long shall the refugees stay here before they are taken to Nigeria? Buhari has agreed that they should be brought in, so what the heck are they waiting for? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I tire pass tyre

They're composing the emails,loool. They can't afford to make that kind of EPIC mistake they made the other time. Just imagine the effect of that kind of mistake, people go just get heart attack die(olorun maje!)

Kai, I have a PHD in making excuses for people!

airsaylongcon:
Salut to all d long suffering goons here. I lift my left butt in solemn salutation. Last time I was on the thread it was on page 296 only for me to login today and see page 301. I think say male don drop only to see so much banter. To crown it all that special "winsh" called Lady something now went and siddon on my proposed throne. Somebody tell her I have become a herdsman now o. What happened in 1417 is going to happen again. Shout out to Badema. I received you shout out with alacrity. Ashleeeeee u are also seen. Shout out also to Meat and Twerk crew.

Lool @ Lift my left butt, it's not sweet joor!

Ezinne1990:


If This week is not the week, HEADS will roll ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Iyam tired of all this crinkum crankum and higi haga

My dear, norrin wee happen, We will all go back to our default "siddon look" mode. I really hope it's the week though.*praying* Chineke nna, biko anyi na' ayo gi.

Dfavouredone:


Thanks bro. Hapi weekend to you.

@Forkadict, Pls drop the assignment na, weekend is best time to give it, when men nor go work.

Something wey hin Don drop 2 pages ago, the CIAS Don already crack the code sef. My guy, shine Ya eye!

dane15:


Dane15's Funniest post award. #reminiscing.

*in Jay-Z's voice* Thank you, thank you, thank you, you're far too kind.

prelinctus:

You know nothing.

Ominiknowest, who you epp?

Switlife:


You are doing something to my hormones

I hope it's a good "something".

Elegushi beach loading....99% come and twerk your sorrows away!

Dfavouredone:
The just shall live by faith.

Grace Received.

Happy Sunday and which u all a happy week ahead.

We which you the same

dway4ward:
Board meeting going on now. Any takers whether our matter will be tabled? Whether or whethern't, enthusiasm for the role and company has greatly dropped; we'll see how it all plays out.

Trust me, our matter is among the top 3 on their Agenda, with the kind of prayer we've been firing lately. Don't worry, you'll soon hear the outcome.

ladyF:

Great day here. Kinda missed you et al...

@ tolutweety and Ladyf, get a room!

forkadict:
So how did the Getarena hang out thingy go? I am surprised no one deemed it appropriate to feed the house back?

@ashleeeeee, come thru for me.

It was Epic!!! From chatting and disturbing GET arena, to Karaoke and then to the main event of twerking...I would've posted pictures but the pictures we took can ruin any future political careers we might wanna have. Lol.

I discovered that Cattysmilez and I are twin sisters that were separated at birth. Lol

S.O to Scarletdp, cashme28, princeofparis, 2funky, and the other guys without Monikers, y'all totally rock!!!

Bonny, we coming for you!!! Peace!!!

ladyF:
lol why is everyone so particular about their cover getting blown tho?

If you're not afraid to blow your own cover, come to GET arena today.

forkadict:


If I have at least a 3 week look ahead. I can arrange that. But that should be in April sha o. Cos May and June are no nos for me due to work pressure.

Dear Uncle Forkadict,

We have concluded on two dates (9th and 16th April)for the meat and twerk, in order to accommodate everyone . We would really love for you to attend one atleast.

Venue:
9th April: Get Arena
16th April: Elegushi Beach


Yours sexily sincerely
Ashleeeeee on behalf of the planning committee

tolutweety:


Not true.
LadyF is a lady with a sweet voice. #FACT

What is "not true", that she's not in the group or that she's not a Lady?

airsaylongcon:


I don drop my contact but even be like say na man-know-man na e una dey take add person to d group

Ladyf is not in the group oh, in fact, we're beginning to question his/her gender.

Ladyf......deceiving nairalanders from the days of John the baptist.

artmedia:
@ladyF, my sweetheart, thanks for checking. @ItsTime4me & @dane15 , your boy is ever loyal. I had to take a sabbatical as NLNG wan give person better headache.

From my talks with my person, all I can say is that we should just exercise patience. Everything our bosses Kaitung and Forkadict checks out. Nothing has really changed. Q3 is basically sacrosanct (we know they have displayed lots of volatility though), however its not like they are that close to getting back to us, so we might still wait a while before getting the medical 'males'. Keep your mind to end of Q2, or even Q3 sef. If it miraculously happens earlier, then great. If not, we go still dey here dey wait them. There are some big dogs in there clamoring for us to come in asap, whilst some others are just being overly careful. Left the those big dogs, we surely would have resumed by now.

All in all, we shall keep doing what we know how to do best. siddon dey look!

and then, this "MEAT AND TWERK' kwa, pains me that I wont be able to make it. I for see as ladyF wan take wyne that ...............

#theWaitContinues
#Shalom

Mehn, you just broke my heart with this post. As it stands, meat and twerk will be converted to Fast and pray 2016. We need to pray for the big dogs that want us to resume soonest to bite the other dogs.

dane15:
Ashleeeeeee! What in the name of Professionalism is this?

Lobatan! Twerking ti take over!

Lmao! I didn't even know I had it in me.

BTW, if you're not in the group, you're on a looooooong tin!

LeoDiVinci:


First post ever! After 10years! NLNG una too mush ashl(e*6) welcome.
Enjoy the meets peeps and do enjoy your April.
*ToTheShadows

FBI! I hail thee. Funny thing is I didn't know I had a nairaland account until I wanted to comment. I've been silently observing this thread as a guest for so long but at the mention of groove, I popped out! Chai! *covers face*

cashme28:


Thot it was April9

It's April 9 oh!

@Cattysmilez and Ladyf, I'm waiting for you guys oh! Too much testosterone in the group.

cattysmilez:


And dis was without any input from me, i think we are from d same mother

Loool. Can't wait to meet you hun #twerkbuddies.

Prinzofparis:


seconded by me....just like AC day, he who makes an outstanding suggestion gets to play the part.

i, Prinzofparis, prospective GT, technical-QHSE hereby move the motion for the adoption of my pal scarletdp as the phone number collation officer for the NLNG post Assessment Centre 'Meat n Twerk' 2016.

Do I get a seconder?

Meat and twerk 2016.
Dress code: Guys: Shirtless
Girls: Bikinis

Hehehehe