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RomanceRe: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:06am On Jul 23, 2016
makydebbie:
i dey come,make i go call my brother comegrin
Leave your brother out of it, I'm not going to charge you. Just bring two kolanuts, one alligator pepper and a bottle of Fanta. We need your wash your head at the rivers.
RomanceRe: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:03am On Jul 23, 2016
fairygodgodess:
Lolgringringrin I know Whatever that ifa is must have gone away with his brains.
Come on, avoid side distractions and let's focus on resuscitating your dying ministry. I have a love charm for you. With it, you can get as much as 20 rich customers calling for your 'service' every night. You have to pay your school fees, you know? grin
RomanceRe: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 10:55am On Jul 23, 2016
makydebbie:
i dont sleep at allgrin
You don turn winsh be dat o. Oya, come to my shrine for exorcism. grin
RomanceRe: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 10:54am On Jul 23, 2016
fairygodgodess:
.Awwww, so u don't know it...why don't you ask your so called ifa.

And about who I slept with, I slept with your father, and I'm about to become your step mothergringringringrin
Ifa is a deity from the underworld; he doesn't deal with man's social life and politics. But I can provide solutions to your spiritual problems, if you have any.
My dad? grin He's close to 60 and a pious clergyman too. Sorry, it can't be him. So I ask again, tell me who you with last night? grin
RomanceRe: Which Of This Hair Styles Fits Me Well And Look Good For A Date? (photos) by AskIfa(m): 10:44am On Jul 23, 2016
amuokuko:
See as u dey fall hand like epilepsy...
What happen huh
RomanceRe: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 10:43am On Jul 23, 2016
fairygodgodess:
E no pain me o, but the way your brain functions is what hurts me, it's functioning badlygringrin
Good girl! Now I can read you clearly. Please stop typing when you're angry because it shows in your posts. Something like chickens digging up dirts.

Since u know it all, can u be so kind as to explain the Nigeria diplomatic relationship from 1960-1977?
I can explain it to you in details if you can honestly tell me who you slept with last night. wink
RomanceRe: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 10:32am On Jul 23, 2016
fairygodgodess:
So much for trying to be smart, do u use browser, I mean opera mini, ucbrowser etc? if you do then u should know you can open different pages at a time don't you?, Well, I was on Google on one page, and on nairaland on the other page, and this thread caught my attention while going through romance section, and y I was on romance section was simply because I wanted to hear people's views about the interview, so dummy can u now see that I can multitask if I want to, or your dumb mind still didn't think of that....don't forget we are in d 21centuary Where everything is easy...you could do 10 different things at a time with your phone, Hope u know that?
See epistle! E really pain am o! grin grin grin grin

But how can you type 1000 comments without applying proper punctuation? Student indeed! embarassed
I think I know who's behind this moniker.

Tell me how many 'things' you did last night jare. undecided
RomanceRe: Which Of This Hair Styles Fits Me Well And Look Good For A Date? (photos) by AskIfa(m): 10:28am On Jul 23, 2016
shulamitewoman:
ok just noticed ya moniker.ask ifa
I didn't ask to get noticed. I just wanted to know why you chose that name coz I know a bible story of a Shulammite maiden.
RomanceRe: Is She Beautiful? by AskIfa(m): 10:25am On Jul 23, 2016
She's a cutie. And what's wrong with being an amputee? I've dated one before.
RomanceRe: Which Of This Hair Styles Fits Me Well And Look Good For A Date? (photos) by AskIfa(m): 10:23am On Jul 23, 2016
shulamitewoman:
So finally u actually dumped d gurl u usually call one in a million to meet anoda one in a million? Smh
Dear Shulammite maiden, why did you choose this moniker?
RomanceRe: Which Of This Hair Styles Fits Me Well And Look Good For A Date? (photos) by AskIfa(m): 10:21am On Jul 23, 2016
Airforce1:
Met this girl 2days ago at KFC .. she's one in a million.
I like her and I guess she liked me too.

Now the problem is that we going on a date tomorrow after service but I don't know which hair cut I feel would be cool on me.
I'm a fashion cautious person.

So which of this hair styled I've barbed in the past you think fits me well?


Thanks.
Oga, go release your album!
RomanceRe: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 10:20am On Jul 23, 2016
Makydebbie, what time do you sleep at night?
RomanceRe: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 10:11am On Jul 23, 2016
Jangbajantis:
Haven't you heard of Totoology? Olodo!
Oooh! shocked
RomanceRe: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 10:06am On Jul 23, 2016
fairygodgodess:
A student Who's reading for her exams dummy, guess you're so dumb you didn't think of the possibilities of me being awake by that time to read shey....you are d real definition of dumb
Stop cussing, clawless tigress. Are you pissed off already? grin
So sorry, but what kind of student abandons her books to chat online by 12am when she is supposed to be reading and preparing for her exams?
....I was awake because 1) I was chatting with friends
Let me pretend to accept this.

2) was reading and doing research and 3) because I wasn't sleepy....
Research on what exactly? I know you can find educative articles on Nairaland but what kind of research brought you to the romance section by 12am? And your first post was to attack a teenager young enough to be your daughter. So much for a "lady"!
RomanceRe: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 9:36am On Jul 23, 2016
TheInkredible:

Firstly, this is not Kingsley.

Secondly, taking about fake accounts... lolz, aren't you the yellow-bellied slobberer who wiped out all his post in order to remain anonimous to diss a girl? Talking about cowardly stupidity. Worthless swine.

See pics below:

Pic 1 was you cleaning out your previous posts to throw shades at a girl so you won't be smoked out.

Pic2&3 was the posts you cleaned out. Check time and date to confirm. Captain of cowardice is what you are
Busted!
RomanceRe: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 9:30am On Jul 23, 2016
fairygodgodess:
Sorry o Mr ifa, if you are not sleepy and you are chatting with friends online and it's midnight, would that force you to sleephuh?, when you start using your medulla to reason Well, Lemme know.....because you feel all ladies awake by that time are as cheap as those ladies you've been mingling with..Smh.
Any lady who's awake, and chatting online, by 12am is either:
- a stupid security personnel.
- a carefree, jobless teenager.
- a witch.
- a prostitute.
So which are you?
RomanceRe: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 8:23am On Jul 23, 2016
fairygodgodess:
Lol, I know my worth That's y I used a lady to describe my pretty self, and talking about the hour, I'm in my home all alone, not sleepy and come online to browse and have so laughs, only for me to see the acclaimed virgin been accused of sleeping with her campaign manager, I'm tired of how useless ladies on here are becoming, it's affecting the decent ones like myself, so I gotta put her in place...won't side a sl.ut Cox she's a female.
You were awake and chatting on Nairaland by 12am and still talk of self-worth? Ifa must hear this. grin
RomanceRe: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 8:18am On Jul 23, 2016
Vanquay16:
It be like say Mad people dey fvck anyhow..Jeffrey lashing Adeh and Laved



RESPECT TO WEYREYS
grin
RomanceRe: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by AskIfa(m): 10:19pm On Jul 08, 2016
Sitting between 3 hoes puffing some shiit with funny smell. Life is good!!
RomanceRe: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by AskIfa(m): 10:16pm On Jul 08, 2016
I'd support Fynestboi if he starts off well.
RomanceRe: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by AskIfa(m): 9:38pm On Jul 08, 2016
oodua1stson:
I thought the miss nairaland was underwhelming until I saw the contestants for Mr nairaland and I realised it's a double whammy this year




Nonsense and ingredients angry angry angry
What do you mean? angry
RomanceRe: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by AskIfa(m): 8:33pm On Jul 08, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
I will reply you just this last time...

I stay at Ikeja, Allen Avenue...and work with a popular IT firm der... if you are conversant with the location...

Do pay a visit bro...

Goodnight...
You said you'd reply just once yet you quoted me twice. Bi-polarity? grin
Allen Avenue is a big place; where exactly in Allen? And your "popular IT firm" should at least have a name. LMAO! Pant-selling coward! cheesy
RomanceRe: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by AskIfa(m): 8:10pm On Jul 08, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
My name is Mike Bush... ask around on Nairaland...

Even your chick knows me....

Its unfortunate that you are trolling around with some alt monikers...

I don't do faceless... Come to Lagos, I promise to keep you in juvenile detention.. that's where you belong...

Now piss off ..
How is it then you're never online whenever Kinginvalhala comes online? Maybe you think everybody is a fool.
Secondly, I'm in Lagos. I dare you to tell your location and see if you spend 3 months in Kirikiri cell with hardened criminals and sodomites. grin grin
RomanceRe: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by AskIfa(m): 6:54pm On Jul 08, 2016
[s]
BiafraBushBoy:
If you were articulate enough, you would have calmed your itching fingers and pay attention to details...


But because it has been discovered that some humans with low IQ, tend to type faster than how their brains processes information, they are always prone to committing blunders...

So keep yourself stuck in your present state..

Peace !!
[/s]
Say all you want, but you can't escape this, pant-seller.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/3944787_screenshot20160610000025_jpegf68e2b7a4d305ea17848aa0047b54200
RomanceRe: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by AskIfa(m): 6:49pm On Jul 08, 2016
Dear Seun Osewa, among the Mr Nairaland contestants is a particular guy who proudly flaunts his affiliation to a secret cult.

Rule no 9 bluntly broken:
9. Don't use Nairaland for illegal acts, e.g scams, plagiarism, hacking, gay meetings, incitement, promoting secession.

Cc: Dgyeasy. We expect you to act on this immediately.
RomanceRe: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by AskIfa(m): 6:38pm On Jul 08, 2016
AlphaDex:

A flag bearing, petty-minded, slithering cultist without the grace of shame.

Fücking lowlifer!!!
He should be reported to Seun and Dygeasy immediately! We can't have a cultist running for the Mr Nairaland crown. For God's sake, what's this forum turning into?!! angry angry

Cc: Seun, Dygeasy.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3944787_screenshot20160610000025_jpegf68e2b7a4d305ea17848aa0047b54200
RomanceRe: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by AskIfa(m): 6:30pm On Jul 08, 2016
It's just a simple trick borne out of a stupid mind. In fact, I needn't consult Ifa to unravel it.

The fake one (if at all it's fake) is actually spelled 'kLnginvaLhaLa', where the lowercase letter 'L (l)' was used in the place of letter 'I' in the 'King'.
But the original moniker, the 3rd in the Kinginvalhala series, whose owner is a notorious Aro Baggar cult member is clearly spelled.
The difference between the two Valhala, abi na Vanilla, accounts is clear below. grin grin grin

RomanceRe: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by AskIfa(m): 6:02pm On Jul 08, 2016
AlphaDex:
Are you denying being KINGinVALHALA3 because of the post below?

You violent, unhinged criminal!
So he's even a cultist! shocked shocked
RomanceRe: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by AskIfa(m): 5:46pm On Jul 08, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:
[b]To whom it may concern, ordinarily I wouldn't have bothered to come up with this but I just need to do it for the sake of those who aren't aware.

I just stumbled on this thread and saw a moniker, "kinginvalhala3" impersonating mine. For those who aren't aware, I think its imperative I state that the person or people behind the moniker on nairaland are well known, they supported a contestant at the just concluded miss Nairaland and they re pained and taken revenge for the role I played to make sure their contestant didn't win.

I wouldn't say I wasnt expecting such to come up, I knew what was waiting for me even before I decided to contest for Mr Nairaland and I must state clearly that this or any other these people decide to come up with to defame me in this contest is dead on arrival because I can never be oppressed by these faceless beings.

As seen in the screenshot below, this moniker impersonating mine has been attacking nairalanders whom I seem to be friend with on Nairaland just for the sake of making them drop their supports for me.

Please kindly note that my moniker in this contest is KINGinVAHALA and any other moniker that seem like mine should be discarded because it isn't representing me nor my team.

Thanks!

cc vicstar , laveda , donlino, kinglee1 , donkross1 , oluwabuqqyyolo , biafrabushboy , refiner , monalisa185 , queencalipso , oyinprince , rukkydelta , prestigerhyme , rosalieene , omonighoblessing , etc. [/b]
You're a trickster. But today, Ifa will expose you. Can you swear you're not the same person behind Kinginvalhala3?
RomanceRe: I Regret Voting Lanicky. by AskIfa(m): 5:42pm On Jul 08, 2016
Fynestboi:
It wasn't only Lanic-ky I asked her to support. wink
Nice play, you don't want to step on the trap. But the way I can support you is if are able to beat Iamk-ingzlee in the first round or give him a close chase.
RomanceRe: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Nomination & Verification Thread by AskIfa(m): 7:10pm On Jul 01, 2016
Chai! Boys hustling all by themselves and for themselves. Women are evuuul! cry

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