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Romance / Re: Pubic Hair Shaving Salon In Nigeria? by AskIfa(m): 4:53pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
SmellingAnus:It's not true. Everybody knows Ftboy is a humble and amicable fellow. www.nairaland.com/attachments/4677112_images2_jpeg8a38ef15772cafb04789a7778aff64ab |
Romance / Re: Rep Your Secondary School by AskIfa(m): 3:20pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
Olodi Apapa Secondary School in Tolu Complex! Baddest school ever!!! Everyday it's fight between one school and another in the complex; and the cause is usually one small naughty chic tossing her unshaved pussy around. There are about 21 secondary schools in the complex, mainly characterized with the good and the wowos, because the bad are very few. Temidire, Olodi and Ojora are the major terrorists. There are usually death cases in most fights involving these three. If a teacher punishes you, you wait outside the school gate with your goons and deal with him. The next day he would be first to hail you. And he would avoid crossing paths with you till you leave that school. The school is fenced round and gated but students prefer jumping over the fence at the back and go home. That's the reason the assembly is mostly crowded in the morning but you'd only see a few girls and junior students at the closing period. 2 Likes |
Events / Re: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by AskIfa(m): 2:40pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
sinaj:I'm as old as Nigeria since Independence Oya, forget the year. The month is what I really want to know. |
Crime / Re: Killing Of Southern Kaduna People By Fulani Herdsmen (Graphic Photos) by AskIfa(m): 2:32pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
But how come these Fulani herdsmen are never apprehended and punished for their inhumanity Just see the way they mauled that little kid to death! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Man Was Staring At Me In His Vehicle-full Story Inside by AskIfa(m): 2:10pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
He wants to kidnap and sell you off to ritualists. |
Events / Re: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by AskIfa(m): 2:07pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
Sinaj, come tell me your birthday. Mine is 29th October, 1960. |
Crime / Re: Igbo And Fulani Clash In Enugu Over N100. Two Killed, Mosque Burnt by AskIfa(m): 6:56am On Dec 30, 2016 |
ivandragon:That's because the Nairaland version of Igbo and Yoruba warriors are pure cowards. They kill and bury themselves behind keypads but when they see in real life, they greet and laugh like friends. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Hot Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Nigerian Couple by AskIfa(m): 6:35am On Dec 30, 2016 |
Am I the only one here who can't see any "back side" or do we need to consult Ifa |
Fashion / Re: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by AskIfa(m): 3:24pm On Aug 06, 2016 |
I vote for Vizkiz. Cc NLJega 1 Like |
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 12:24pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
KINGinVAHALA:But for the red font, you type exactly the same. Now shut up and go log in with your Fairygodgodess moniker! 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 12:22pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
DrtroubleM:Ifa will bless you immensely for this expo, bro. Refiner, never ever reply mentions from Fairygodgodess again. KingInVahala is behind the account; and be careful of the people you accept PMs from. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 12:20pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
notoriousDIG:Keep your mouth stuck to Valhalla's dick and shut up, fagggot! You need that protein. |
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 12:06pm On Jul 23, 2016 |
notoriousDIG:Useless, brainwashed, closeted coward! You think I don't know Fairygodgodess is Kinginvalhala? He created the account to attack Refiner because she refused to allow herself be used you miserable, lowlife cultists! Go back to your cave and come back with another handle. Failure is your surname! King in Savanah! |
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:59am On Jul 23, 2016 |
[s] fairygodgodess:[/s] That's what cowards do - they always run when they feel the heat. Ode! Bring your mom to my shrine tonight, let's see if I heal her rheumatism in exchange for a Mouth Gig. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:56am On Jul 23, 2016 |
fairygodgodess:Don't chicken out yet, b1tch. The girl you attacked last night never mentioned your name, did she? And tell your lapdog, notoriousPIG to man up and face me himself. |
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:54am On Jul 23, 2016 |
TheInkredible:Dick-oxygen! Hahaha! |
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:49am On Jul 23, 2016 |
fairygodgodess:You're not really as intelligent as I had thought. I can barely read what you scrawled up there. Is it the anger and frustration setting in again? It must really be hard on you, fucking different men to raise money for school fees and support your rheumatic, invalid mother. Sorry, miss. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:41am On Jul 23, 2016 |
notoriousDIG: It would take only the mods to hold me back, dindirin. Ugly coward, stop hiding behind a ho like your dad. Come out and face me squarely. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:35am On Jul 23, 2016 |
[s] fairygodgodess:[/s] Mtcheew! I was expecting a real BOMB, not this meaningless thrash you keep repeating like the dumb student you are. Tell me who fvcked you last night and how much he paid. I have plans to assist your ministry for the sake of your dying mother in the village. Be a nice girl and hit back. Don't tell me you're bowing out already. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:29am On Jul 23, 2016 |
notoriousDIG:Ode! Hiding behind a ho. You're the true son of your father. notoriousPIG. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:28am On Jul 23, 2016 |
Come on, let's have some fun. But just don't call the mods please. |
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:26am On Jul 23, 2016 |
Fairygodgodess, you also need to send money to your family in the village to patch up the leaking roofs. It's the raining season, sweetie, don't let them die of cold and hunger. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:22am On Jul 23, 2016 |
fairygodgodess:You need the love charm to increase the number of dicks you fvck per day. You're the only hope for your family since your dad abandoned your mom, leaving her with nothing but 7 hungry kids in a one-room apartment. And now you need to send money to your mom in the village to treat her rheumatism. Or you want the old woman to die of pain and poverty? Dont digress from the topic Na, since you were interested in who I slept with last night....and least I forget, your father said after we get married he would send u out..oops...I shouldnt have told uLike I said before, my dad is a devout Christian, a clergyman and a man with principles. There's no way he can descend to the level of a cheap, pay-as-you-go roadside ho like you. Come on, be reasonable. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:14am On Jul 23, 2016 |
makydebbie:We would only wash your whole body if it were a demonic possession. Your own case is simply; a restless, naughty witch is operating in your head and causing you sleepless night. Just bring those items to my shrine this evening, say 7:30pm. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:08am On Jul 23, 2016 |
TheInkredible: The evidences are too clear. And he took to his heels immediately. |
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