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Romance / Re: Pubic Hair Shaving Salon In Nigeria? by AskIfa(m): 4:53pm On Dec 30, 2016
SmellingAnus:
nice ... But many of the Ikwerres I have come across are troublemakers etc but you are possibly different from them... I hope I am not wrong lipsrsealed

It's not true. Everybody knows Ftboy is a humble and amicable fellow.

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Romance / Re: Rep Your Secondary School by AskIfa(m): 3:20pm On Dec 30, 2016
Olodi Apapa Secondary School in Tolu Complex!

Baddest school ever!!!

Everyday it's fight between one school and another in the complex; and the cause is usually one small naughty chic tossing her unshaved pussy around. There are about 21 secondary schools in the complex, mainly characterized with the good and the wowos, because the bad are very few. Temidire, Olodi and Ojora are the major terrorists. There are usually death cases in most fights involving these three.

If a teacher punishes you, you wait outside the school gate with your goons and deal with him. The next day he would be first to hail you. And he would avoid crossing paths with you till you leave that school.

The school is fenced round and gated but students prefer jumping over the fence at the back and go home. That's the reason the assembly is mostly crowded in the morning but you'd only see a few girls and junior students at the closing period.

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Events / Re: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by AskIfa(m): 2:40pm On Dec 30, 2016
sinaj:
haba 1960? Didn't know u my ancestor sad
I'm as old as Nigeria since Independence grin grin

Oya, forget the year. The month is what I really want to know.
Crime / Re: Killing Of Southern Kaduna People By Fulani Herdsmen (Graphic Photos) by AskIfa(m): 2:32pm On Dec 30, 2016
But how come these Fulani herdsmen are never apprehended and punished for their inhumanity

Just see the way they mauled that little kid to death! sad

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Romance / Re: Man Was Staring At Me In His Vehicle-full Story Inside by AskIfa(m): 2:10pm On Dec 30, 2016
He wants to kidnap and sell you off to ritualists.
Events / Re: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by AskIfa(m): 2:07pm On Dec 30, 2016
Sinaj, come tell me your birthday. Mine is 29th October, 1960. cool
Crime / Re: Igbo And Fulani Clash In Enugu Over N100. Two Killed, Mosque Burnt by AskIfa(m): 6:56am On Dec 30, 2016
ivandragon:
an Igbo man & Yoruba man might argue but will never harm each other over such inconsequential matter.

they will just insult themselves & tomorrow you will see them hailing themselves & laugh over it.

but here on NL, people just spit hatred all over the place while the Fulani sits back & laughs at our folly.
That's because the Nairaland version of Igbo and Yoruba warriors are pure cowards. They kill and bury themselves behind keypads but when they see in real life, they greet and laugh like friends. grin

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Romance / Re: Hot Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Nigerian Couple by AskIfa(m): 6:35am On Dec 30, 2016
Am I the only one here who can't see any "back side" or do we need to consult Ifa
Fashion / Re: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by AskIfa(m): 3:24pm On Aug 06, 2016
I vote for Vizkiz.
Cc NLJega

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Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 12:24pm On Jul 23, 2016
KINGinVAHALA:






Trust me bro, you aren't a good detective, try harder next time.

Please don't quote or mention me if all what you do is to wrongly judge monikers.
But for the red font, you type exactly the same. Now shut up and go log in with your Fairygodgodess moniker!

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Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 12:22pm On Jul 23, 2016
DrtroubleM:


Good morning kingwahala.





Why do you keep using been instead of being undecided
Ifa will bless you immensely for this expo, bro. grin

Refiner, never ever reply mentions from Fairygodgodess again. KingInVahala is behind the account; and be careful of the people you accept PMs from.

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Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 12:20pm On Jul 23, 2016
notoriousDIG:



Hahaha 1st of All (go down low grin) I never asked you to explain why you are doing what you are doing Kid!!!


And please get of my mention.
Keep your mouth stuck to Valhalla's dick and shut up, fagggot! You need that protein. grin
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 12:06pm On Jul 23, 2016
notoriousDIG:





FATALITY grin cheesy. #Okaybye grin
Useless, brainwashed, closeted coward! You think I don't know Fairygodgodess is Kinginvalhala? He created the account to attack Refiner because she refused to allow herself be used you miserable, lowlife cultists! Go back to your cave and come back with another handle. Failure is your surname! King in Savanah! grin grin grin
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:59am On Jul 23, 2016
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fairygodgodess:






Oops, are u telling me your mom is an invalid and suffering from rheumatism?, jeezzz, Sorry about that....no wonder your dad was over at my place last night...poor man was suffering from sexual imbalance...




Please extend my regards to your poor invalid mom, and send my kisses to your dad, tell him last night was great..


Gotta go boy, I've got exams.... so bye.....
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That's what cowards do - they always run when they feel the heat. Ode! grin


Bring your mom to my shrine tonight, let's see if I heal her rheumatism in exchange for a Mouth Gig. grin grin

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Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:56am On Jul 23, 2016
fairygodgodess:





*yawns*, is that all or you have more to say??, Cox I don't remember mentioning you into this topic...so run along dear...
Don't chicken out yet, b1tch. The girl you attacked last night never mentioned your name, did she? And tell your lapdog, notoriousPIG to man up and face me himself. grin
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:54am On Jul 23, 2016
TheInkredible:


Who ask you for these long explanations? It's not a crime to be on Romance section by 12am to solve your relationship problems.... like you admitted sometime ago, you're confused and in need of help.

I know your love life is on life-support and you're in dire need of dick-oxygen.

But learnt to keep your frustrations to yourself, dear. Don't drag us along.
Dick-oxygen! Hahaha! grin grin grin
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:49am On Jul 23, 2016
fairygodgodess:





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Your Father, I repeat am YOUR FATHER !!!!! gringringrin, he paid me with your school fees plus church offeringgringringrin......



I guess you live in d village and the patch your roofs, Pls notoriousDIG do they patch roofs??, Cox Im just hearing for the first time from a boy who claims to worship ifa and Who's father is a pastor and my man friendgringringringringringrin
You're not really as intelligent as I had thought. I can barely read what you scrawled up there. Is it the anger and frustration setting in again? grin
It must really be hard on you, fucking different men to raise money for school fees and support your rheumatic, invalid mother. Sorry, miss. grin grin

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Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:41am On Jul 23, 2016
notoriousDIG:


Hide kwaa. I just dey observe as woman dey knock you out na, I wonder how your face will be right now grin




Maybe like this?
grin grin grin
It would take only the mods to hold me back, dindirin. Ugly coward, stop hiding behind a ho like your dad. Come out and face me squarely.

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Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:35am On Jul 23, 2016
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fairygodgodess:

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Awwww you must have been so pained to type this epistlegringrin Sorry u hear, and please don't cry oo, but it's the truth, I don't need to sleep with men like your sisters do to go to school, the lord has already blessed my family...


And Im still telling you I slept with your father last night....jeez what a night it was with your father.grin
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Mtcheew! I was expecting a real BOMB, not this meaningless thrash you keep repeating like the dumb student you are.
Tell me who fvcked you last night and how much he paid. I have plans to assist your ministry for the sake of your dying mother in the village. Be a nice girl and hit back. grin Don't tell me you're bowing out already.

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Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:29am On Jul 23, 2016
notoriousDIG:



Teach dat guy abeg. Show him girl power cheesy
Ode! Hiding behind a ho. You're the true son of your father. notoriousPIG. grin

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Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:28am On Jul 23, 2016
Come on, let's have some fun. But just don't call the mods please. grin
Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:26am On Jul 23, 2016
Fairygodgodess, you also need to send money to your family in the village to patch up the leaking roofs. It's the raining season, sweetie, don't let them die of cold and hunger. grin

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Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:22am On Jul 23, 2016
fairygodgodess:






Oops, I don't need your love charm, and my school fee for a semester is enough to feed your entire family for a year, minus water and light bill with accommodation o..
You need the love charm to increase the number of dicks you fvck per day. You're the only hope for your family since your dad abandoned your mom, leaving her with nothing but 7 hungry kids in a one-room apartment. And now you need to send money to your mom in the village to treat her rheumatism. Or you want the old woman to die of pain and poverty? grin grin

Dont digress from the topic Na, since you were interested in who I slept with last night....and least I forget, your father said after we get married he would send u out..oops...I shouldnt have told ugringringrin
Like I said before, my dad is a devout Christian, a clergyman and a man with principles. There's no way he can descend to the level of a cheap, pay-as-you-go roadside ho like you. Come on, be reasonable. grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:14am On Jul 23, 2016
makydebbie:
only my headshocked..i think say my body dey therelipsrsealed
We would only wash your whole body if it were a demonic possession. Your own case is simply; a restless, naughty witch is operating in your head and causing you sleepless night. Just bring those items to my shrine this evening, say 7:30pm.

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Romance / Re: MR NAIRALAND INTERVIEW: Ratings , Complain , Decision And Opinion by AskIfa(m): 11:08am On Jul 23, 2016
TheInkredible:
Busted wide open like common, hypocritical criminal.

The evidences are too clear. And he took to his heels immediately. grin

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