₦airaland Forum

SmellingAnus:
nice ... But many of the Ikwerres I have come across are troublemakers etc but you are possibly different from them... I hope I am not wrong

It's not true. Everybody knows Ftboy is a humble and amicable fellow.

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Olodi Apapa Secondary School in Tolu Complex!

Baddest school ever!!!

Everyday it's fight between one school and another in the complex; and the cause is usually one small naughty chic tossing her unshaved pussy around. There are about 21 secondary schools in the complex, mainly characterized with the good and the wowos, because the bad are very few. Temidire, Olodi and Ojora are the major terrorists. There are usually death cases in most fights involving these three.

If a teacher punishes you, you wait outside the school gate with your goons and deal with him. The next day he would be first to hail you. And he would avoid crossing paths with you till you leave that school.

The school is fenced round and gated but students prefer jumping over the fence at the back and go home. That's the reason the assembly is mostly crowded in the morning but you'd only see a few girls and junior students at the closing period.

sinaj:
haba 1960? Didn't know u my ancestor

I'm as old as Nigeria since Independence

Oya, forget the year. The month is what I really want to know.

But how come these Fulani herdsmen are never apprehended and punished for their inhumanity

Just see the way they mauled that little kid to death!

He wants to kidnap and sell you off to ritualists.

Sinaj, come tell me your birthday. Mine is 29th October, 1960.

ivandragon:
an Igbo man & Yoruba man might argue but will never harm each other over such inconsequential matter.

they will just insult themselves & tomorrow you will see them hailing themselves & laugh over it.

but here on NL, people just spit hatred all over the place while the Fulani sits back & laughs at our folly.

That's because the Nairaland version of Igbo and Yoruba warriors are pure cowards. They kill and bury themselves behind keypads but when they see in real life, they greet and laugh like friends.

Am I the only one here who can't see any "back side" or do we need to consult Ifa

I vote for Vizkiz.
Cc NLJega

KINGinVAHALA:
Trust me bro, you aren't a good detective, try harder next time.

Please don't quote or mention me if all what you do is to wrongly judge monikers.

But for the red font, you type exactly the same. Now shut up and go log in with your Fairygodgodess moniker!

DrtroubleM:
Good morning kingwahala.





Why do you keep using been instead of being

Ifa will bless you immensely for this expo, bro.

Refiner, never ever reply mentions from Fairygodgodess again. KingInVahala is behind the account; and be careful of the people you accept PMs from.

notoriousDIG:
Hahaha 1st of All (go down low ) I never asked you to explain why you are doing what you are doing Kid!!!


And please get of my mention.

Keep your mouth stuck to Valhalla's dick and shut up, fagggot! You need that protein.

notoriousDIG:
FATALITY . #Okaybye

Useless, brainwashed, closeted coward! You think I don't know Fairygodgodess is Kinginvalhala? He created the account to attack Refiner because she refused to allow herself be used you miserable, lowlife cultists! Go back to your cave and come back with another handle. Failure is your surname! King in Savanah!

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fairygodgodess:
Oops, are u telling me your mom is an invalid and suffering from rheumatism?, jeezzz, Sorry about that....no wonder your dad was over at my place last night...poor man was suffering from sexual imbalance...




Please extend my regards to your poor invalid mom, and send my kisses to your dad, tell him last night was great..


Gotta go boy, I've got exams.... so bye.....

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That's what cowards do - they always run when they feel the heat. Ode!


Bring your mom to my shrine tonight, let's see if I heal her rheumatism in exchange for a Mouth Gig.

fairygodgodess:
*yawns*, is that all or you have more to say??, Cox I don't remember mentioning you into this topic...so run along dear...

Don't chicken out yet, b1tch. The girl you attacked last night never mentioned your name, did she? And tell your lapdog, notoriousPIG to man up and face me himself.

TheInkredible:
Who ask you for these long explanations? It's not a crime to be on Romance section by 12am to solve your relationship problems.... like you admitted sometime ago, you're confused and in need of help.

I know your love life is on life-support and you're in dire need of dick-oxygen.

But learnt to keep your frustrations to yourself, dear. Don't drag us along.

Dick-oxygen! Hahaha!

fairygodgodess:
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Your Father, I repeat am YOUR FATHER !!!!! , he paid me with your school fees plus church offering......



I guess you live in d village and the patch your roofs, Pls notoriousDIG do they patch roofs??, Cox Im just hearing for the first time from a boy who claims to worship ifa and Who's father is a pastor and my man friend

You're not really as intelligent as I had thought. I can barely read what you scrawled up there. Is it the anger and frustration setting in again?
It must really be hard on you, fucking different men to raise money for school fees and support your rheumatic, invalid mother. Sorry, miss.

notoriousDIG:
Hide kwaa. I just dey observe as woman dey knock you out na, I wonder how your face will be right now




Maybe like this?

It would take only the mods to hold me back, dindirin. Ugly coward, stop hiding behind a ho like your dad. Come out and face me squarely.

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fairygodgodess:
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Awwww you must have been so pained to type this epistle Sorry u hear, and please don't cry oo, but it's the truth, I don't need to sleep with men like your sisters do to go to school, the lord has already blessed my family...


And Im still telling you I slept with your father last night....jeez what a night it was with your father.

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Mtcheew! I was expecting a real BOMB, not this meaningless thrash you keep repeating like the dumb student you are.
Tell me who fvcked you last night and how much he paid. I have plans to assist your ministry for the sake of your dying mother in the village. Be a nice girl and hit back. Don't tell me you're bowing out already.

notoriousDIG:
Teach dat guy abeg. Show him girl power

Ode! Hiding behind a ho. You're the true son of your father. notoriousPIG.

Come on, let's have some fun. But just don't call the mods please.

Fairygodgodess, you also need to send money to your family in the village to patch up the leaking roofs. It's the raining season, sweetie, don't let them die of cold and hunger.

fairygodgodess:
Oops, I don't need your love charm, and my school fee for a semester is enough to feed your entire family for a year, minus water and light bill with accommodation o..

You need the love charm to increase the number of dicks you fvck per day. You're the only hope for your family since your dad abandoned your mom, leaving her with nothing but 7 hungry kids in a one-room apartment. And now you need to send money to your mom in the village to treat her rheumatism. Or you want the old woman to die of pain and poverty?

Dont digress from the topic Na, since you were interested in who I slept with last night....and least I forget, your father said after we get married he would send u out..oops...I shouldnt have told u

Like I said before, my dad is a devout Christian, a clergyman and a man with principles. There's no way he can descend to the level of a cheap, pay-as-you-go roadside ho like you. Come on, be reasonable.

makydebbie:
only my head..i think say my body dey there

We would only wash your whole body if it were a demonic possession. Your own case is simply; a restless, naughty witch is operating in your head and causing you sleepless night. Just bring those items to my shrine this evening, say 7:30pm.

TheInkredible:
Busted wide open like common, hypocritical criminal.

The evidences are too clear. And he took to his heels immediately.