If i'm aiming to f--k her, why not?

Fynestboi is yet to be verified and he's already campaigning. Funny.

So where are the ungrateful girls now that it's time for Mr. Nairaland? To balance the formula, I suggest girls should take up the positions of campaign managers just as the guys did for them during Miss Nairaland contest.

masonkz:


LOOOL



Mr Nairaland has started??


***spreads mat***

On a serious note, I thought Durent indicated interest. He should hurry now. Just a couple of slots left.

Fynestboi:
AlphaDex

Stop lying, you will not like to ban anybody now that you're contesting

Stay offline for another 6 months. By then your nail will have healed grown back.

Wickedness

See power

See power

Toto, prick, menstrual flow, sperm and fuk.

I nominate Durent and Masonkz.
Cc Dygeasy

It took the girls a month and 23 days to dabble over the nomination stage but it's going to take guys less than a day. Unfortunately, the same girls most guys lost sleepless nights to campaign for and support are not here to return the favour. Such is life, but na watch we go dey watch.

I vote Mimzy, Ivyy, Diasyluv, MysticGal, MissGdope
cc NLJega

KingCheezyPuff:
•What!!! ••••ask relevant questions!

Better go add relaxer to your wayward hair and leave me alone.

Refiner, why type in bold letters, though? Are you a pant seller is not using your account?

What's wrong with the amateur cameraman exposing the man's ass?

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3851408_c_jpegb64ec3ea372d1d8674886470b02116de

BrideOfDracula:


Yeah, but did they also teach you about precautionary measures to take while "exploring"? Because I think this is the key ingredient that's missing here.

You either don't seem to understand me or you're deliberately dribbling me around. Knowledge sprouts and grows from experience. Starters hardly adhere to precautionary measures because they don't know the good and bad sides of them. It doesn't matter whether they were educated or not. Should I add too that defloration is a sloppy business. Now imagine using a condom.

Yo, man. Ya did real good job compiling them sh1t coz they look orijinal even tho they wasn't. Nice sh1t ya got there, ma nigga.

Too bad Optional1 won't go far enough.

I nominate Born2fuck.

She's ugly

BrideOfDracula:


And you've conducted a study on the entire world population on this? Ever heard of Sex Education class? Yeah, some of us paid attention in there

How old were you when you had your first sex? Don't tell me you were one of those quiet, always-indoors girls who mama told to stay away from boys. As for me, the sex education I was taught encouraged me to explore the female genitals, and yes, I did.

BrideOfDracula:


And how do you know that? Were you there?

I don't have to be there to know. No virgin thinks of condom when her mind is made up to break that hymen.

BrideOfDracula:


Explain how am I a hypocrite

Because you can't tell me your first sex was a protected one.

Op, if she wants to keep baby let her keep it. But keep reminding her you're a starter and you're not prepared for such responsibility

BrideOfDracula:
So you asked her to have an abortion? Is abortion now a birth control method?

It's times like this when I wish people were forced to under-go a myriad of tests (eg. IQ & psychological) before being allowed to have sex.

Hypocrite, at what age did you start mouthing co.cks?

Nice one, Op.

This is the worst Miss NL contest so far