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Politics / Re: Femi Fani-kayode Dumps PDP For APC by ASPchris(m): 11:02pm On May 27, 2013
100%:
The same thing that happened in the bible Jonathan = Herod, Ameachi= Jesus , Wise men from east= northern \south west governors

Now when Ameachi was born...there came the Northern/South West Governors to Rivers State, Saying, Where is he that is born president of Nigeria?
...When Jonathan the president had heard these things, he was troubled,
And being warned of God in a dream that they should not return to Jonathan they departed into their own states another way...

Then Jonathan , when he saw that he was mocked of the northern \south west governors, was exceeding wroth, and sent forth, and slew all the children that were in Rivers State and in all the coasts thereof, from 48 years old and under, according to the time which he had diligently enquired of the Akapbio & Jang. Then was fulfilled that which was spoken by United States the prophet, saying, In Nigeria was there a voice heard, lamentation, and weeping, and great mourning, "ONE NIGERIA" weeping for her children, and would not be comforted, because they are not....

Composed from Matthew chapter 2
I dont have time for this poor presented grammer. Rubbish!!!
Family / Re: I Must Marry This Year! From Desire To Desperation ! Please Learn From This by ASPchris(m): 7:12am On May 26, 2013
nikkykay: Please let all the singles learn from this.
Thank you


THESE days my heart cries when I see individuals who are desperate to get married; who can do anything whatsoever to get that ring on their finger. A desperate person is someone who feels she has no hope and is ready to do anything to satisfy this burning need. I read the tale of woe of two individuals that will be getting married in a couple of months. I will call them Emeka and Lola (real names withheld). Lola is in her late 30s and her desire to find the right guy has gone from hopefully optimistic to desperation so much that after only three months of knowing Emeka, she’s decided to marry him. The thing about Emeka is that he is the complete opposite of Lola. She is obsessively neat; but Emeka never learns to clean up himself. She is an independent career woman; he has a chauvinistic streak a mile way. She manages her money well; but he buys based on what he wants rather than what he can afford…and the list goes on. They fight constantly to the point that it is uncomfortable to be around them. With the wedding only two months away, the only thing left to ask is “Why would she want to marry a man who is obviously incompatible with her?”

A female friend of mine also shared the story of a guy she met, who didn’t even ask her out, and blurted out suddenly “Please, marry me”. He didn’t hear her out, and started making plans for a wedding. Individuals like this have an invisible signpost on their head with the inscription: “Will you marry me?” After a year or two into their wedding borne out of desperation to get married many men and women soon realise that they are miserable with their spouses. Yes, you are being pressured by friends and families to get married; pressures that make those family picnics and extended family events bitter experiences. That is not enough reason to rush to the altar. Anything done in desperation is usually as a result of a decision taken under pressure. The romance novels and movies showing quickie marriages and glamour often don’t show the reality of a couple’s life later in their journey together. No thanks to singles seminars which only promise participants swift marriages without teaching them how to go through due process in relationships.

According to Dr Angelis: “When you are feeling lonely or desperate, you are much likely to make poor love choices and end up in unfulfilling relationships”. Some people are so emotionally empty that they are desperate for anyone to marry. In the end, they end up in a painful relationship. The following are the signs of desperation which are not exhaustive.

Getting too attached too early:
When you start getting attached to a person you just met and even saying “I love you” after a few dates, it’s a sign of desperation. You can make a clean break if you are involved with a needy, clingy and desperate person.

Having a profile listed with every single known dating site online: This is a serious clue that you are desperate. If your profile is on every dating site you come across, that is a red flag you must deal with.

Constantly buying gifts: Getting gifts is good, but when it becomes too much it loses its meaning and relevance. This is usually obtainable among men. The average dude believes he can use gifts to buy his way into a lady’s heart.

Wanting to meet the family too soon:
“When am I meeting your people?” Is usually the question a desperate person asks. You should give much time before introducing family and other relatives to a suitor. If you are dealing with a person who is pushing to meet your family and you are barely dating two months that’s a red flag. Allow time to play its role in your relationship.

Dressing in attire that is provocative: This is a clear example of someone who is insecure. This is prevalent among women. If you come across this type of lady it’s time to move on to someone who is comfortable in her own body and doesn’t need to show off her cleavage to everyone she comes in contact with.

From a young age many of us have been taught that marriage is a rite of passage and you don’t become an adult or a woman until you get married. This social pressure, real or imagined, doesn’t make it true. You do not become a full fledged adult by getting married. Marriage doesn’t validate your adulthood; it only reflects your maturity. Dear friend, get off the desperation trap and let God’s will be done in your life. God’s time is still the best; He makes everything beautiful in His time.

By Kehinde Ajose, a talent development strategist, publicist, and blogger.

Deceiver
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE General Visa Enquiries by ASPchris(m): 10:06pm On May 24, 2013
Abiola_balogun: Thanks bro, bt d person is nt agent is my uncle I cant use any agent because wat I have learn in dis forum I can do anytin concerning dubai my self bt want am asking is dat shuld I nt be penalize by increase in age in dubai or it doesn't hav any effect.Once again bro I wanted 2 process dis travelling here myself he just want 2 assist me get job if I arrive.Tanks
sorry to say this, u dont sound like an intelligent dude base on ur reapeted questions, the oversea u see, is meant for smart guys. Without been told, dont u know before u change ur age, u have to check ur corresponding document for age uniformity. Although i doubt if u are a Nigerian because it seem u lack that inner charismer.

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Politics / Re: Dangote Promises To End Fuel Import In 4 Years by ASPchris(m): 5:46pm On May 24, 2013
dannysteve99@ya:
Why are u bringing this nw,Is ondo State nt in Nigeria?stop all this ur state here state there.Am from Delta State i should tell him to put it in my backyard or what? Aliko u too muc h God bless u. Let others be carrying Guns.
see ur head, who dash u Delta state? See this yoruba man wan deceive us.
Politics / Re: Suicide Bombers Kill 20 Soldiers In Niger Republic by ASPchris(m): 7:16pm On May 23, 2013
Now i know the whole problem of BH to Nigeria is from Niger Rep. I pray that Nigeria soldiers will not be involved among the dead once in JESUS NAME. Amen

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Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE General Visa Enquiries by ASPchris(m): 11:32pm On May 19, 2013
bolajiboi: REASONS NOT TO GO TO DUBAI


1.CLIMATE:

The climate of Dubai is extremely hot and living in Dubai is not that much easy as many of you believe.people in Dubai live in apartments which are centerally airconditioned.if you want to go out for an outing you have to wait till late evening as climate outside your home will be hot enough and even at night Dubai remains hot .life is very tough with such climate as a person is bound to remain in home till late evening .every place in Dubai is fully airconditioned and living in fully air-conditioned atmosphere all the time is not good for health,it creates health problems laters.

2.DUBAI IS EXPENSIVE:

Dubai is very expensive country .if you go to different shopping centers and survey then you will realize that shopping clothes is very expensive.clothes in Dubai are imported from various developing countries like India,Pakistan ,Bangladesh etc.a family living in Dubai even cant afford a maid for various house tasks as maids are very expensive and they charge per hour for their services and their per hour charges are very costly.people living in Dubai cant afford education especially higher education for their children as education in Dubai is very expensive and one has to work very hard in order to increase their earnings and pay for their children education.transportation is also very expensive.if you want to go somewhere through a cab then you have to pay a high price for it.

3.CHEAP LABOR:

Labor is very cheap in Dubai. The government encourages businesses to hire people from poor countries at very low cost.poor people are given a little pay for their hard work but, the companies neglect to tell them that they will deduct money for their living leaving them with very little money which leave them hand to mouth in the end. Protesting is illegal in Dubai when people protest at this they are bound to be jailed.

4.DUBAI IS ALL CEMENTED:

Dubai is all cemented with no natural beauty.all the beauty is artificial and fake.Dubai beauty is maintained through alot of efforts and is all fake. If you are a person who admires natural beauty and looks for beautiful landscapes and mountains then Dubai is not a place for you. The only natural beauty Dubai has is its coastline.

5.HIGH TRAFFIC

Dubai is now full with traffic.a great majority of people are moving from developing countries towards Dubai creating unemployment there.now people find difficulty in getting jobs as now the competition is tough.their are no more jobs especially in IT fields due to high traffic of IT professionals from developing countries.

people who are going to Dubai for settlement their face great difficulties as life in Dubai is not easy especially because jobs are not easily available in Dubai and one face great difficulty in earning money to fulfill his family needs.


7.NO CITIZENSHIP

If you are not an Arab in Dubai, your chances of ever getting citizenship are zero. Forget about it. You are not worthy of such a privilege. It doesn’t matter if you were born here or if you spent your life working here, the answer is still a resounding NO.

8THE LOCALS

Continuing the point above, the citizens of Dubai foster hate in us outsiders for many reasons. It could be because the government takes care of them and acts like their personal ATM machines from the time they were born. These golden children are paid to study, paid to work and paid for no reason at all as well. This sense of Godfather-always-watching-over makes these local kids turn into…well-brats. They are safe in their knowledge that they will get away with anything and are above the rules that we normal mortals have to follow.


9. NO RAIN (all year round!)

This truly saddens me. The government has been known to provide artificial rain from time to time to placate its citizens but no one really goes out in them. What if it’ll make us grow another arm or something?


10.

LACk OF CULTURE AND HISTORY- Really, where did you come from? And what do you stand for?.

Good night all
thanks for ur info. Pls does mosquito bite in dubai and qatar?

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Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Militants Flood Gombe, Bauchi by ASPchris(m): 4:02pm On May 19, 2013
Tolexander: your reasoning belittled and ridiculed the name you carry cos Solomon was famous for these 3 things, wisdom, knowledge and understanding. Guess you are the anti version of the name.

Cos a man holds a political office makes him to be smart? What a fallacy of argumentum ad ignorantium!
If he is smart, why does he it takes him a long time to make the emergency rule?
If he is smart, was he not the same president that accused the same tactics employed by OBJ of flaws not knowing it is the same tactics he will still employed at the end of the day.

If he is smarter, why hasn't nigeria better than he met it but still wallowing in corruption?

Well, no need of dragging issues with someone that said france and SE have the same land mass!

my friend stop using grammer that is bigger than u. Try to internalize before u verbalize here.
Politics / Re: CP Orders Arrest Of Rivers’ Speaker. by ASPchris(m): 11:11am On May 19, 2013
utumunta: I hope my limited knowledge of the english language did not stop me from comprehending the part where the CP said 24 security personnel are attached to the speaker?
Nigerian politicians are incurable megalomaniacs whose pre-occupations are to revel in aggrandizement and strut around exhuding pussilanimous pomposity. Is this service to fatherland or self?
What a people! What a democracy! Black boots and green berets are not far from us, if we keep practising this our brand of democracy.
which grammer this guy dey speak?
Celebrities / Re: Harrysong Apologises For Kissing Uche Ogbodo by ASPchris(m): 2:34pm On May 18, 2013
dridowu: Who is songharry and which song did harry sang ?
hmmmm, which grammer be this?
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Using Fake Military Uniforms - Beware by ASPchris(m): 7:56am On May 18, 2013
Suntzung:

MAIN AIMS OF GEJ SOE ARE:

1. ENSURE CONTINUITY OF THE CONFLICT TO 2014/15 FOR HIM TO ACHIEVE HIS DIRTY AMBITIONS
2. ENSURE CONTINUITY OF THE CRISES TO GET AN AVENUE TO DESTROY ALL THE NORTH, THRU. MASS KILLINGS, ECONOMIC SABOTAGE,AND ISOLATION.
3. GRADUALLY, ACHIEVING MILITARY DOMINANCE BY THE IGBOS AND MIDDLE BELTANS, NOW FREE TO USE THE MILITARY AS A TOOL FOR BOTH POLITICAL AND CRIMINAL AGENDAS OF DIVIDING THE COUNTRY, AND AVENGING THE SO CALLED SS/ND MILITANTS SILENCING DURING THE OBJ/YAR ADUA ERAS.

TWO (2) GOOD THING AS WELL, MAY BE THE OUTCOME OF THIS SOE BLUNDER VIZ;

1. MILITARY TAKE OVER
2. POLITICAL SUICIDE BY GEJ GROUP, TRANSLATING TO CHEAP APC TAKE OVER

ANY OF THE ABOVE, WOULD MEAN THE BATTLE TAKEN BACK TO ND/BIAFRA DOOR STEPS!

LONG LIVE NIGERIA.
why do u like talking like a small boy? When everybody here is talking on how to bring normalcy in the country and you are here writing out of point.
Politics / Re: Yobe Governor Supports Emergency Rule by ASPchris(m): 11:28am On May 15, 2013
Good
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE General Visa Enquiries by ASPchris(m): 10:01pm On May 12, 2013
emamos: Ogakpata,just4jesu,infakt u wil neva be lead astray.Pls pardon my ignorance, wot do one derive 4rm dis FREE ZONE & do Nigerian marry one another over there
hahahahahahahaha, my man!!!!, i dey feel u.
Politics / Re: South-East Governors Meet Over 2015 by ASPchris(m): 5:14pm On May 12, 2013
AjCityOne:

The thread is about SE and not SW or Buhari. Why can't you people focus on your people wahala without haven't to drag Yoruba people into it. Divided or not, lets just wait and see what will happen in 2015.
my guy, noting will happen, GEJ will surely win, whether yoruba vote or not. U people don brag so much, na wetin!!!!!?
Politics / Re: Timipre Sylva Arrested By EFCC by ASPchris(m): 9:09pm On May 08, 2013
If u know what it took me to catch this man today in his secret hide out inside his house, u people would have clicked many like for me. This man u see here(Timi) is a professional criminal more than alamesia but i manage to get him like a gallant soldier.
Politics / Re: World Bank Raises Nigeria's Economic Rating by ASPchris(m): 11:53am On May 08, 2013
I don't know why i find it difficult to criticise this man(GEJ). I am strongly believed that God has a purpose for making this man a president of Nigeria.
Family / Re: Are You Married To An Older Lady...? by ASPchris(m): 4:52pm On May 07, 2013
teeo: I would have loved to marry someone older too but I trust my mum she wouldn't agree. I love my mum soo mucch so I won't want to hurt her.
who be this one?
Politics / Re: GEJ Is Yet To Visit The People Of Baga: Why? by ASPchris(m): 9:02pm On May 06, 2013
Omo_Tier1: It's been several days since the Nigerian Army were reported to have without recourse to the rules of engagement embarked on indiscriminate killings of innocent Nigerians in the northern Nigeria town of Baga.

Why has GEJ not made any effort to visit this town?
Why has GEJ not made any effort to show that He is the commander in Chief?

This is a town in Nigeria for crying out loud, and to think that GEJ is yet to pay any unscheduled visit clearly shows how insensitive this present Federal Government is to the plight of Nigerians.

is it when the opposition parties make bold and pay a visit to Baga before GEJ will not know that the people of Baga needs Him to pay them a visit and reassure them of His sworn oath to protect every life and property of every Nigerian citizen in this country?
who be this one? Who open door for you.
Romance / Re: Describe The Person You Would Never Date by ASPchris(m): 5:02pm On May 06, 2013
Ola Johnson: It is unfortunate we think we now know more about relationship when we don't do. Dating is the coming together of two people of the opposite sex for social purpose. For example, attending weddings, birthdays, parties, etc, without much attachment. A person can date different people as he chooses when wanting to attend a social gathering. But if two that always date decide not to date any other person(s) but just themselves, you say they are "going steady." From going steady, they may decide to court, and then get married.
which grammer this guy dey speak?

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Celebrities / Re: BankyW At Oxford University Pan African Conference In London by ASPchris(m): 5:37pm On May 05, 2013
Babzilla: THE HEADMASTER HAS SPOKEN
I HEAR SAY NA 2 VISA HIM USE GO JAND
1 4 HIM 1 FOR HIS HEAD
I rather have big head and been famous than small head and been nobody.
Crime / Re: Two Brothers And A Pregnant Woman Killed In Surulere by ASPchris(m): 11:36am On May 05, 2013
If really they are cultist, is okay for their death, so that these bad boys will help us reduce the population of bad boys in our populated country Nigeria, but if they are innocent let God revenge for them.

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Politics / Re: President Yar'adua - 3 Years Remembrance by ASPchris(m): 11:12am On May 05, 2013
Hmmmmm, where will this very man be now, heaven or hell?. But can our leaders learn something from the death of this man. I can't say RIP or no RIP because it has no meaning to GOD. What i can say is let Godswill be done.
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Now Collecting Ransome by ASPchris(m): 4:42pm On May 03, 2013
Caracta: What is ransome? undecided
this one follow for wetin person go marry put for house(nawah). God pls provide for me an intelligent girl to marry when the time comes.
Travel / Re: QATAR And UAE General Visa Enquiries by ASPchris(m): 10:34pm On May 02, 2013
leboss6: ......you wanna spend almost 800k to get a Job?.......Lmao........u better think twice mate........
pls we dont understand u, pls can u still explain further why u made the comment?
Celebrities / Re: Goldie Harvey's Property Auction (Photos) by ASPchris(m): 5:24pm On May 02, 2013
Hmmmmm, are u people sure that she is really a human being? If really she is, where are her family members during auctioning of her properties?. For her unseen family to reject her properties in the name of charity(hmmm). People should be careful, not all that glitter is gold.
Politics / Re: Sullivan Chime Dies In India: Rumor? by ASPchris(m): 12:12pm On May 02, 2013
stan325: He deserve to die...when he was busy. Sleeping with secondary school girls and getting them pregnant he didn't know dat one hee will die...and his cup will surely get filled!!! We was suffering from a spiritual aattack that finally killed him....am just sorry for his poor wife and kids.."rot in hell"
hmmmmm, see grammer
Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Tonto Dikeh Crying by ASPchris(m): 3:35pm On Apr 25, 2013
Who told u people that the picture is tonto dike? People have eyes but they can't see very well.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Invitation For Written Exams For Police ICT Professional Into Nigerian Police by ASPchris(m): 3:31pm On Apr 24, 2013
tchidi:

You are a poor loser, I'm sorry to say! That guy didn't do anything to warrant those curses and you better reverse it! Like he said, he was not picked, so he is not supporting them. Why can't u handle your dissapointment like an adult? Gosh!!

Everyone that was called, Thank God!! Those who were not, God will answer u with a better one. Amen!
Idiot like u. U called me a poor loser on what bases? Fruadster like u. I am sure ur name and that Eddiet1 of a guy came out in a fruadlent way(u people cant decieve us), if not u wouldnt have been writing this rubbish. I thought u said u have been following this thread and was not not able to see why i abused the guy. All witches and wizard that are destroying this country shall all die including u because u love evil. As for my bros and sis that came out by merit, God Almighty will protect all of through out ur stay in NPF. I love u all.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Invitation For Written Exams For Police ICT Professional Into Nigerian Police by ASPchris(m): 7:36pm On Apr 23, 2013
eddie1: "denial of the qualify candidate to be listed in the final list " "(Edo state) to be highest than other state" " i start noticing it" "i have 1st class in computer in university" "the panel even clap for me" " My people where have i gone wrong"

Where have you gone wrong? Seriously? 1st class?? Which school did you attend?
for u to support evil , evil will never depart from ur entire life. U will die early in this out(watch out), armed robbers will kill u "idiot".
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Invitation For Written Exams For Police ICT Professional Into Nigerian Police by ASPchris(m): 6:18pm On Apr 23, 2013
Mr retired PSC chairman thanks very much for ur denial of the qualify candidate to be listed in the final list because we dont have somebody to interfare for us. We equally saw what u did in ur state slot (Edo state) to be highest than other state because national cake is meant for only ur state. I knew this whole excercise will turn out to be fraudulent, because i start noticing it on that last day of our interview when i heard four police officers discussing over the list brought by senate president(David mark) that the number was too much. Not only that, i witness strange faces that i have not met since we started this whole excercise. I am not really happy about the whole excercise because i merited to be in that list with the following reasons; i have 1st class in computer in university, i have ccna, ccnp,pmp, and OND in computer also, i have height, my DOB okay and i equally answered their questions very well that the panel even clap for me, still i didnt see my name in the list. My people where have i gone wrong. Is it because i dont have anybody in PSC. Well, i weep no more, i leave everything to God. Thanks

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Politics / Re: I Wish To See Buhari Embracing Jonathan - Orji Uzor Kalu by ASPchris(m): 11:20am On Apr 23, 2013
And we will like to see Dr orji uzo kalu hugging T.A Orji(current governor of Abia state). Since Charity begins at home.

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