Aboguede:


Hahahha

I laugh

Trouble dey sleep yanga dey wake am.

I no get time tell u if I know u or how to catch or say I dey angry for u. No need. But all I am sure of is that if I have need to retaliate, oga u no ever remember where u commit crime wey bring fire for u.

I said, I am 'great seed' , a translation of my real name and yes I rule in world of demons and I curse havoc visibily and invisibly.

Sure a faceless forum but don't forget that "1 can run but no hiding" my breath can displace ur kind any day time twice on this day

Aboguede:


Hahahha

I laugh

Trouble dey sleep yanga dey wake am.

I no get time tell u if I know u or how to catch or say I dey angry for u. No need. But all I am sure of is that if I have need to retaliate, oga u no ever remember where u commit crime wey bring fire for u.

I said, I am 'great seed' , a translation of my real name and yes I rule in world of demons and I curse havoc visibily and invisibly.

Sure a faceless forum but don't forget that "1 can run but no hiding" my breath can displace ur kind any day time twice on this day

Aboguede:
Mr. Jobless joker funny u are indeed.


Cme to think of it, if I look for u, I will collect like a dog can catch a house fly

I pray I will not think of that because if u really see me for real, ur blokos go disappear ooh.

Na demon I be oh and no jokes

I did IT in India so u know what that means and I have time and don't forget no matter the time.

Anyways, I know I will not have time for because I am too slow to anger but never turn back when I move. By the way, I don't feel offended by u not minding excerbrances because na blood I dey use for atonement.

But remember, erosion does havoc with uprightness
Guy you too get mouth, you be this u be that na for your village no go find job before they make ur innocent soul a sacrifice lamb � for this NL so many mad dogs dey wey just dey on a low...people wey play 400.

Sheistoopretty:



Miserable old fool, how will u know him? when u don't have a life outside NairaLand, ur mates are out there looking for means to make money, while u on the other hand is always on dis forum seeking for attention like a starved kid and bragging with ur younger ones

Don't go nd look for how to make your life meaningful, later when u finally become miserable and wretched in life, u will start blaming ur innocent uncle for tying ur destiny on a Mango tree

Aboguede:



U are indeed a joke of a low big boy

For ur information, I am 'great seed' the last bullet that I dropped can kill u twice I am 1 and only invisible demon and I rule in the world of great demons, visibly and invisible

By the way, good u now know kind of people who are in my command so u better watch ur words . Anyways, the boy u mentioned is my younger bros and he is 1 among many that can deal with low big boys of ur kind b4 my command. That post was a message to some body and the deed was done and well dusted. If u know u know

I don't have time to look for u because am too big for time wasting and my breath alone can displace ur kind 'any day any time, twice on Tuesday'

Salamalekum

Islandboi:
Yeah I was the one. And I later bleeped the girl mercilessly when she came back. This one is another issues entirely.

Islandboi:
Oga park well abeg! Wetin concern me fucking today and the matter on ground? If you know get any advice to give just shift. Bad belle

Islandboi:
Lies! She doesn’t like sex. She’s my baby mama.

ASAPFERG:
which day white man go try this thing for mushin?

Solofresh2:
Advice on what exactly
Having feelings for someone you are yet to meet in person
Are you mad or something

krebdawise:



Pls, I need advice

krebdawise:



Pls, I need advice

krebdawise:
I need your advice guys..

Some months ago, I met a lady on Facebook, she's in USA. We both start out as friends chatting and talking oftentimes... After a while, we start liking ourselves.. we both talk about our dreams of getting together and building our world. (I like her too!!) She want me to do better... She even ask me to take some Tech courses here in Nigeria, which I did.

The issue is that, before we met online. Her parents have wanted her to marry someone here in Nigeria; a family friend I think. They've been pressuring her into the relationship with the guy. The funniest part the last time they talk is July...... She wanted to come to Nigeria to see him around July then, the guy said he's going to be busy, that she should not come.

The guy seems un-serious with her and she didn't like him too. This has caused a lot of issues within their family. They want the girl to beg the guy... And from here too ..seems the family don't want me too...

I need advice guys....

Pells1:

Simp you deserve death by hanging


Btw Ilamina you will probably die single because nobody gives two fks about you
Kiss my áss

Ilamina:
Despite being razz

Or because I didn't go to montessori or school in lagos

fergie001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zki2Q3WTEg


Georgina Rodriguez

Islandboi:
Deargorgeous is a man not a woman. I can bet my balls on it.

DearGorgeous:


May the Lord of Elijah visit you with consuming fire!

DearGorgeous:


I believe you have female relatives who are in need of Abel's phone number. Kindly distribute it to them. Be fast about it please.

Islandboi:
Yes I did. Only 4 rounds!

DearGorgeous:


Abel, I can't remember asking for your number, and I obviously don't need it.

Thank you.

Islandboi:
Yeah bro I guess I was too excited. She later came back though.

Islandboi:
So there’s this girl in my area I have been to have sex with. She’s beautiful and have good morals.

She came today and we try to do the do. Anytime I insert my penis into her pussy to thrust, it keeps slippery.

So she said I just have a big dick for nothing and don’t know how to use it. This is my first thing of experiencing this kind of thing. I’m confused right now!

Channah1:


As Otedola or dangote wey you be?

Mattwillz:
But seriously it just means you're unique and you have a designated role to play in this life..possibly in the modelling sector..or you're a queen in the marine kingdom

Channah1:


That's not the topic of discussion. Not here to disclose my face .

Channah1:
I stepped out briefly this afternoon and as I was coming back, I quickly washed my face at the tap because of the blazing sun that hit me. Just as i was leaving the tap, a little boy of about 7 years in the compound looked me in the face and said, Aunty you're fine o. I was shocked and thought, what nerve he got to say that to me but then I just waved to him as he kept looking back and smiling at me.

I got inside and wondered at such compliment from a little boy and then I remembered in 2014, a little boy too told me the same thing.

Isn't this weird? .

Channah1:


I'm not in badagry. I said my family house is in badagry.

Channah1:


Huh??