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Mr Ambode why?

ZOO bawo?

tysontim:
This days cows do stroll in Lagos. Not just strolling in Lagos they are walking Majestically in the famous BRT lane, we recall how every one hailed Fashola for arresting an Army officer who ventured there.

Now what stops Ambode from arresting this cows like they arrested Goats in Osun State.

The day Lagos State shares roads with Buses and cars have finally come to pass. What next?

Is Nigeria a zoo?

Like me!


Ggrin wactyusay

RIP

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« If your roommates' cell phone alarm is going off and they are not in the room, call the phone and it will disable the alarm.



« The closer people are to each other, the harder it is to lie. This is why it's so easy for people to lie on Twitter, Facebook, 2go, whatsapp and in emails



« Your companions are like the buttons on an elevator. They either bring you up or bring you down.



« Venezuela is one of the most violent places on Earth -- Someone is murdered every 21 minutes.



« A loose tooth will not rest until it's pulled out. ~ African Proverb




« Nothing is impossible. The word itself says "I'm Possible."



« In 1524, a statue of the Virgin Mary was found guilty of being a witch and was burned.



« Remember the difference between a boss and a leader... A boss says "Go" A leader says "Let's go"


«
"He has inserted a finger into the anus of the monster. ~Meru Proverb
Yawa go gas !!!


And lastly


« My boyfriend isn't allowed to do algebra. He doesn't need to know how to find his X.











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MizTyna:
Still available!

Still available?

Omotayor123:
Since she invited you, you should go. To show you have moved on and that you are truly Happy for her.
Not showing up at all shows lack of maturity.

As for the gift, Buy the best thing you can afford!

Wish you well

Best thing?


Like her bra size and panties?



She will love it I swear!

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« If your roommates' cell phone alarm is going off and they are not in the room, call the phone and it will disable the alarm.



« The closer people are to each other, the harder it is to lie. This is why it's so easy for people to lie on Twitter, Facebook, 2go, whatsapp and in emails



« Your companions are like the buttons on an elevator. They either bring you up or bring you down.



« Venezuela is one of the most violent places on Earth -- Someone is murdered every 21 minutes.



« A loose tooth will not rest until it's pulled out. ~ African Proverb




« Nothing is impossible. The word itself says "I'm Possible."



« In 1524, a statue of the Virgin Mary was found guilty of being a witch and was burned.



« Remember the difference between a boss and a leader... A boss says "Go" A leader says "Let's go"


«
"He has inserted a finger into the anus of the monster. ~Meru Proverb
Yawa go gas !!!


And lastly


« My boyfriend isn't allowed to do algebra. He doesn't need to know how to find his X.











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double Portion for wizboy

uNIOSUN ?

why?

hmmmm that battle must be firefire but efilefun !!!

yeye gist lelyi na!!!

ha!

PICTURES?

AVRS:
500k. Negotiable.

STFUareyouGod:
Robosky

Roboro yobonsi

ivyT:
Cute boi..e even fat pass me sef

East Coast nigga


Naxo u fat reach ni?

Omotayor123 cum and see chumchin

cekhoe:
does my name sound masculine?, third time someone is referring to me as bro

Maybe or maybe not!

Sorry ma...

cekhoe:
hehehe this just made my night, those burglars need to be flogged for their stupidity and not for the burglary

Am telling you bro! That's stupidity of the highest

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• There are more than one billion cars currently in use on Earth.


• Are you having insomnia problem, the inability to sleep at night ? Well if you are married then the right prescription is with you, ejaculating while having sex will push you into deep tender sleep, just like magic, sleep will steal you.


• Tip: Candy crush is the most trending game of 2015 worldwide,
If you run out of lives on Candy Crush, set the clock forward on your Device it will give you a full set of lives.



• I believe you must have been hearing what we call the "Earth core". It has been reported that the Earth's core is hotter than the surface of the Sun.


• The Queen of England doesn't need a passport, since all passports in Britain are issued in her name.

• The most common sexual fantasy is having sex outside, with 57% of the population claiming they’re into it.


• When dating was invented in the 1910s, American women could be arrested for going on a date—police often mistook dating for prostitution.

• One thousand bibles printed in 1631 left the "not" out of "Thou shall not commit adultery"—most were burned, but a handful still exist.

• According to a study, your attractiveness cannot be increased or decreased by changing your facial expression.



And lastly



• You must have been hearing of different kind of burglary, breaking into houses and shops but I bet you haven't heard of this before: well this one happened in Germany, Burglars broke into a store opened 1,200 bottles of beer in a store in Germany and stole the bottle caps in an attempt to win promotional prizes. You wanna know how it all ended simply ask google and it will give you the full details.

*rotfl* what a stupid burglars




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Holy water kuluso!

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« "You only live once" is literally a false statement. You live everyday, you only die once. True or false ? Keep that to yourself



« If a man can’t decide what to wear on a date, he might want to wear blue. Studies show that women are attracted to men in blue.



« If someone is strong enough to bring you down, show them you're strong enough to get back up.


« When you hear ringing inside your ears, It's your brain trying to repair itself... And failing.




« The letters in "The eyes" can be rearranged to create "They see."


« Healthy men ejaculate 7,200 times in their life. Out of this number 2,000 times are from masturbation.

« A half-truth is a whole lie. ~ Yiddish Proverb

« If you got a dollar for every second you live you would have to live for 2,513 years to be as rich as Bill Gates.


And lastly


« Literally eat and drink for free without working, attempting to commit a crime will land you in jail and you will eat and drink free of charge, no more hustle.

Warning am not responsible for your crime. Use your common sense to assimilate, its a fact for knowledge and not an advise or connivance to do wrong.




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me!!!


and kingtom i think!

politricks:
This is racism, princess vitarah is our hero.....we will not take it. Time to protest, who is with me?

#najokeo

what is all these fire fire

godfather of many!!!

ggrin: