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иιgнт fα¢т кωαиα бιуυ ∂ι∂ уσυ киσω тнαт .... « The word ‘short’ is longer than the word 'long’. Imagine :O « In Chinese writing, there is no capital letter, there are no spaces between characters, and characters have 10 strokes, on average. « Every time a celebrity dies, someone has to go through their Wikipedia article and change all of the verbs to past tense. « Somewhere in galaxy, your childhood is still currently visible. Your past self still exists, traveling through space at the speed of light. Hope you know this !!!!!! « Expert say There are more 20-year-old virgins now than there were in the late 1950s. « The United States hold the record for the highest divorce rate in the world « Humans are the only ones who have sex face-to-face. « I had no control over one of the most important decisions of my life, my name. And lastly « One guy lamenting the hurting situation in nigeria is getting worst, from dollar scarcity to fuel scarcity down to PHCN palaver, he's quote "Even the voice that usually say, "to copy this tune, press one" is not happy as it now says, " to copy this tune, press 11". This is to show u dat everybody and everything is angry. gσσ∂ иιgнт |
IYANGBALI:https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/monkey.gif |
IYANGBALI: |
She's missing Bro! flokii: |
kileleyi bayi? ![]() |
flokii: ![]() u sabi these married women style! tell me something, che u get one wey u dey lash ni? ![]() #JustAsking |
missing kwa! |
Police gini? |
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ChristineC:Oga cum ikeja police post (computer villafe) e get one fine lady attached to the post! U go love her die.. M |
Ninilowo:End time |
iyatrustee:Na 8k for my area oooooo! |
иιgнт fα¢т ∂ι∂ уσυ киσω тнαт ..... « Plants need water and sunlight. Water is blue, sunlight is yellow. Blue + yellow make green. Plants are green. « No matter how smart you are, you can never convince a stupid person that they are stupid. =)) « The sentence "A nut for a jar of tuna." is the same when spell backwards. « If everyone is going to dance, who, then, would watch ? ~Cameroonian Proverb « Psychologically, People who constantly use " To be honest " when responding to a question are more likely to be lying to you. And lastly « A thief in Brazil broke into a house to rob it. Three couples were having an orgy in the house, he ended up participating with them. Fantastic !!!! Hahaha, but wait I need to find out what happened after the orgy ended, did they arrest him or shake hands with him. This can only happen in white man's land not naija. Hahaha =D Watch out for another round of facts ... For now let's call it a day. gσσ∂ иιgнт |
иιgнт fα¢т ∂ι∂ уσυ киσω тнαт ..... « Plants need water and sunlight. Water is blue, sunlight is yellow. Blue + yellow make green. Plants are green. « No matter how smart you are, you can never convince a stupid person that they are stupid. =)) « The sentence "A nut for a jar of tuna." is the same when spell backwards. « If everyone is going to dance, who, then, would watch ? ~Cameroonian Proverb « Psychologically, People who constantly use " To be honest " when responding to a question are more likely to be lying to you. And lastly « A thief in Brazil broke into a house to rob it. Three couples were having an orgy in the house, he ended up participating with them. Fantastic !!!! Hahaha, but wait I need to find out what happened after the orgy ended, did they arrest him or shake hands with him. This can only happen in white man's land not naija. Hahaha =D Watch out for another round of facts ... For now let's call it a day. gσσ∂ иιgнт |
who dem dog don catch? |
HKN FOREVER ![]() |
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Who e help? ![]() |
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