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RomanceRe: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by asumo12: 7:13am On Mar 28, 2016
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Omotayor123:
It's Korean film ooo. I think it's Blood. *can't really remember the title*One hospital film like that sha.
FamilyRe: Somethings That Are Gradually Fading Away From Our Homes by asumo12: 12:56am On Mar 28, 2016
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« The word ‘short’ is longer than the word 'long’. Imagine :O




« In Chinese writing, there is no capital letter, there are no spaces between characters, and characters have 10 strokes, on average.



« Every time a celebrity dies, someone has to go through their Wikipedia article and change all of the verbs to past tense.




« Somewhere in galaxy, your childhood is still currently visible. Your past self still exists, traveling through space at the speed of light. Hope you know this !!!!!!



« Expert say
There are more 20-year-old virgins now than there were in the late 1950s.





« The United States hold the record for the highest divorce rate in the world



« Humans are the only ones who have sex face-to-face.





«
I had no control over one of the most important decisions of my life, my name.

And lastly



« One guy lamenting the hurting situation in nigeria is getting worst, from dollar scarcity to fuel scarcity down to PHCN palaver, he's quote "Even the voice that usually say,
"to copy this tune, press one" is
not happy as it now says, " to
copy this tune, press 11". This is
to show u dat everybody and
everything is angry.





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FamilyRe: Recently Married Woman Missing In Ogun by asumo12: 11:56am On Mar 22, 2016
IYANGBALI:
What are you thinking?
























see your mouth like ese oruru grin grin
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FamilyRe: Recently Married Woman Missing In Ogun by asumo12: 11:56am On Mar 22, 2016
IYANGBALI:
What are you thinking?


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see your mouth like ese oruru grin grin
FamilyRe: Recently Married Woman Missing In Ogun by asumo12: 6:38pm On Mar 21, 2016
cry

She's missing Bro!
flokii:
Lash kwa grin

na you be d doubting thomas na..

what if she's truly missing?.. we can't assume things o
PoliticsRe: Shehu Sani Interacts With Beggars In Kaduna (Photo) by asumo12: 6:25pm On Mar 21, 2016
kileleyi bayi?

undecided undecided undecided
FamilyRe: Recently Married Woman Missing In Ogun by asumo12: 6:21pm On Mar 21, 2016
is what we are thinking jere!!!


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IYANGBALI:
i hope not what i am thinking
FamilyRe: Recently Married Woman Missing In Ogun by asumo12: 6:21pm On Mar 21, 2016
flokii:
o ti lo gba kini ta n wi yi sara abi. grin

sharp guys
grin grin grin


u sabi these married women style!

tell me something, che u get one wey u dey lash ni?



cheesy cheesy cheesy


#JustAsking
FamilyRe: Recently Married Woman Missing In Ogun by asumo12: 6:07pm On Mar 21, 2016
missing kwa!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Do I Dress For A Police Job Interview? by asumo12: 6:05pm On Mar 21, 2016
Police gini?


shocked shocked shocked
Car TalkRe: Toyota Unveils First Nigerian Toyota Vehicle Assembled In Lagos(photo) by asumo12: 5:50pm On Mar 21, 2016
Car TalkRe: Toyota Unveils First Nigerian Toyota Vehicle Assembled In Lagos(photo) by asumo12: 5:48pm On Mar 21, 2016
angry angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Drake Signing Davido's Fader Magazine Cover by asumo12: 4:12pm On Mar 21, 2016
undecided undecided undecided
CrimeRe: We Impersonated Soldiers, Policemen, Says Suspect (photo) by asumo12: 4:08pm On Mar 21, 2016
shocked shocked shocked
CelebritiesRe: Checkout This Pretty Female Police Officer by asumo12: 3:35pm On Mar 21, 2016
ChristineC:
These types don't wear their uniform outside the police barracks, probably ashamed of their jobs or simply afraid of the public when their colleagues are not close by.
Oga cum ikeja police post (computer villafe) e get one fine lady attached to the post! U go love her die.. M


kiss
PoliticsRe: Iara Oshiomhole Stuns In Blue Outfit (Photos) by asumo12: 3:03pm On Mar 15, 2016
miteolu:
S
Ayoswit:
K
SEE DEM HERE!!!
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Wizkid's Los Angeles Mansion by asumo12: 6:21pm On Mar 14, 2016
Ninilowo:
Opari
End time
Car TalkRe: What Type Of Engine Oil Do You Use In Your Car And How Much Is It? by asumo12: 7:33pm On Mar 12, 2016
iyatrustee:
Mobil 1 cost N11,500 embarassed
Na 8k for my area oooooo!
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Shows Cleavage And Thigh In New Photo by asumo12: 6:50am On Mar 12, 2016
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Simply amazing
Music/RadioRe: Nairaland Rapper; Navas Releases His Debut Hip-hop Mixtape by asumo12: 10:34pm On Mar 11, 2016
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« Plants need water and sunlight. Water is blue, sunlight is yellow. Blue + yellow make green. Plants are green. wink


« No matter how smart you are, you can never convince a stupid person that they are stupid. =))


« The sentence "A nut for a jar of tuna." is the same when spell backwards.



« If everyone is going to dance, who, then, would watch ? ~Cameroonian Proverb


« Psychologically, People who constantly use " To be honest " when responding to a question are more likely to be lying to you.





And lastly


« A thief in Brazil broke into a house to rob it. Three couples were having an orgy in the house, he ended up participating with them. Fantastic !!!! Hahaha, but wait I need to find out what happened after the orgy ended, did they arrest him or shake hands with him.
This can only happen in white man's land not naija. Hahaha

=D



Watch out for another round of facts ... For now let's call it a day.




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CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Shows Cleavage And Thigh In New Photo by asumo12: 10:33pm On Mar 11, 2016
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∂ι∂ уσυ киσω тнαт .....




« Plants need water and sunlight. Water is blue, sunlight is yellow. Blue + yellow make green. Plants are green. wink


« No matter how smart you are, you can never convince a stupid person that they are stupid. =))


« The sentence "A nut for a jar of tuna." is the same when spell backwards.



« If everyone is going to dance, who, then, would watch ? ~Cameroonian Proverb


« Psychologically, People who constantly use " To be honest " when responding to a question are more likely to be lying to you.





And lastly


« A thief in Brazil broke into a house to rob it. Three couples were having an orgy in the house, he ended up participating with them. Fantastic !!!! Hahaha, but wait I need to find out what happened after the orgy ended, did they arrest him or shake hands with him.
This can only happen in white man's land not naija. Hahaha

=D



Watch out for another round of facts ... For now let's call it a day.




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PoliticsRe: Police Spends N600m On Procurement Of Dogs by asumo12: 6:26pm On Mar 10, 2016
who dem dog don catch?
Jokes EtcRe: "Dump Refuse Here And Bury Your Child" (Photo) by asumo12: 6:03pm On Mar 10, 2016
RomanceRe: Photo: Why Are Ladies This Mean? by asumo12: 5:59pm On Mar 10, 2016
CelebritiesRe: ‘Davido Worldwide Music’: Davido Floats New Record Label by asumo12: 5:01pm On Mar 10, 2016
HKN FOREVER embarassed
PoliticsRe: My Experience Today At A Filling Station by asumo12: 11:37am On Mar 10, 2016
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SportsRe: Paul Arkwright Hangs-Out With JayJay Okocha In Lagos..See Photos by asumo12: 11:01pm On Mar 09, 2016
ibedun:
Na him born you?
No...


Why u ask? undecided
RomanceRe: Woman Palava!!! by asumo12(op): 6:12pm On Mar 09, 2016
Omotayor123:
So true undecided tongue
When will u change?


huh
SportsRe: Paul Arkwright Hangs-Out With JayJay Okocha In Lagos..See Photos by asumo12: 6:11pm On Mar 09, 2016
Who e help? undecided
RomanceRe: Woman Palava!!! by asumo12(op): 6:09pm On Mar 09, 2016
angry

Na lie?
Omotayor123:
grin grin lipsrsealed

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