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FamilyRe: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by asumo12: 12:18pm On Sep 06, 2015
rasojie:
MUST EVERYTHING BE SHARED ON NAIRALAND?? Mtcheeeww angry
Oyamilenu oooo
FamilyRe: Check Out This Marriage Picture. by asumo12: 10:27pm On Sep 05, 2015
IYANGBALI:
asunle,sorry I mean asunmo na you be dat?see as your wife be like erin lakatabu,she fine small sha grin
Your profile pix is scary!


Kindly change it....



Oshey she fine no be here grin
PoliticsRe: SSS Dismisses Jonathan’s CSO, Gordon Obua by asumo12: 7:51pm On Sep 05, 2015
undecided
Ama80:
I ve bn unbanned.wat has bn happening.
FamilyRe: Check Out This Marriage Picture. by asumo12:
IYANGBALI grin



Cum and see oooooo!
Nairaland GeneralЅαтυя∂αу Fα¢тѕ by asumo12(op): 7:04pm On Sep 05, 2015
ѕαтυя∂αу fα¢тѕ





∂ι∂ уσυ киσω тнαт ....




☆ who says Twerking is bad ? Twerking is actually good exercise! It works the deep muscles of the hips, as well as the core muscles of the lower back and abs.



☆ Coca-Cola was first sold as a prescription to cure depression, hysteria and migraines.


☆ Out of the world's 1,826 billionaires, 46 of them are under age 40.



☆ The average person has three, four or five best friends,


☆ "...Would you like some company?" is an ultimate pick-up line for either gender!



☆ e.g. = For example... i.e. = in other words




☆ Nightclubs sometimes give away lollipops to people leaving so they will not be able to shout or cause a disturbance while sucking on them.


☆ A sleeping human brain can still understand the words being spoken around it.



☆ In a given month, 80% of couples have experienced a time where one person wanted to have sex and the other didn't, according to a study.


☆ As of 2014, most Americans state that walking alone at night is their number one fear.


And lastly


☆ An idiot is a stupid person with a mental age below 3 years, while a slowpoke is a stupid person with a mental age of between 7 to 12.




нσρє υ αяє нανιиg α иι¢є ωєєкєи∂


бує
FashionRe: Help! by asumo12: 3:18pm On Sep 05, 2015
MzzTega:
What/who is adiagbon?
Coconut oil is adiagbon

undecided
FashionRe: Help! by asumo12: 11:51am On Sep 05, 2015
MzzTega:
OK. Thank You.

What cream can i use then? I'm fair in complexion.
Che u know adiagbon?

Coconut oil nio.? U will thanks me later grin
FashionRe: Help! by asumo12: 11:49am On Sep 05, 2015
MzzTega:
OK. Thank You.

What cream can i use then? I'm fair in complexion.
U fair in complexion?


shocked
CrimeRe: How I Was Caught In A Group Fighting Scene..share Your Experience by asumo12: 11:19am On Sep 05, 2015
grin


I remember how iya Pele try separate 2 fighters and dey end up bitting her ear off!



And she was named iya laja [fight separator mum]



grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: LOL -when You Finally Want To Use Your Hand To Kill Yourself (photo) by asumo12: 10:17am On Sep 05, 2015
grin
ToyozzieTohBad:
Suicide Mission =D
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by asumo12: 10:01am On Sep 05, 2015
tchidi:
No Boo....
Ugba is that slim brownish stuff in the pix. Its used in eating abacha too. Garden egg is añara.
That ugba dey give blood mehn I love eating it!
RomanceRe: "Ladies, How True Is This"? (pic). by asumo12: 9:01am On Sep 05, 2015
ggrin:
cheesy akamu tooooooooooooooooo sweet cheesy




lipsrsealed
U drink adamu akamu this morning?





undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by asumo12: 6:16am On Sep 05, 2015
Sassybae:
Ggrin is back tongue
Badbelle tongue
Kilomean kwanu grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by asumo12: 6:15am On Sep 05, 2015
ggrin:
badt friendhuh
undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by asumo12: 6:15am On Sep 05, 2015
Mumu everywhere cry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by asumo12: 4:53pm On Sep 04, 2015
Sassybae:
kiss kiss

So sorry for that, missed you gan
Asumo is not a good friend, told me u dead lol angry
Ggrin I be bad friend?



undecided


Transgender is gone grin
RomanceRe: I Love My Girlfriend/boyfriend... But .. (add Yours) by asumo12: 3:09pm On Sep 04, 2015
sonofananimal:
NO BE OVERSABI!

I DEY REVENGE WETI YOU DO ME.

AFTER YOU CHANGE MY PRIDE TO PROUD
Son of an animal?

shocked
IslamRe: 10 Hadiths About Hajj by asumo12: 2:19pm On Sep 04, 2015
Aminat508:
Hmm Hajj May Allah Make it easier for All of us...

(amin)
Amin
CelebritiesRe: Chris Okotie Reacts To Emeka Ike's Allegation Of Crashing His Marriage by asumo12: 1:46pm On Sep 04, 2015
undecided
axiliborha:
If this makes front page let me bend
FashionRe: Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja Pageant Holds First Pool Party Screening (photos) by asumo12: 12:54pm On Sep 04, 2015
Aminat508:
Olagbara ooooooo
I saw your pic there how manage.

?



shocked
PoliticsRe: BREAKING NEWS!!! Massive Explosion At Umungasi Road Aba;scores Feared Dead (pics by asumo12: 12:22pm On Sep 04, 2015
Car TalkRe: Okada-Man, Student Crushed By Trailer In Benue (Graphic Photos) by asumo12: 6:14pm On Sep 03, 2015
shocked shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: Why Marilyn Ogar, Was ‘Sacked’ - Premium Times by asumo12: 6:10pm On Sep 03, 2015
StOla:
What a shame for thieves.

Settled once and you're made.

Our prison must be populated with worthy occupants soonest.
iPray so bro!


grin
PoliticsRe: Why Marilyn Ogar, Was ‘Sacked’ - Premium Times by asumo12: 6:09pm On Sep 03, 2015
one of the most corrpt in Nigeria u say?

shocked

naijaking1:
It is called corruption when you use your official power to settle personal issues. I said this, because Buhari is purportedly fighting corruption. He is in fact one of the most corrupt people in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Why Marilyn Ogar, Was ‘Sacked’ - Premium Times by asumo12: 5:36pm On Sep 03, 2015
“That is what the government uses if it wants to settle you. If you are settled once, you are made,”


grin
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo, Sadiq Daba, AY, Others Cover New Issue Of Exquisite Mag (Photos) by asumo12: 5:30pm On Sep 03, 2015
cool
SportsRe: Port Harcourt To Host Sierra Leone Vs Cote D’ivoire AFCON Qualifier by asumo12: 5:04pm On Sep 03, 2015
grin
tociano009:
Do you know more about her pls
CelebritiesRe: Checkout Timaya's Expensive Fleet Of Cars(photos) by asumo12: 2:06pm On Sep 03, 2015
kiss


My love for Lexus gx460 ehn....

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