Food › Re: Man Dies After “excessive Drinking” In Abuja (Photo) by asumo12: 6:04pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
beejaychinedu: Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now. RIP TO THE MAN. "WELL I HIT FRONT PAGE FOR D 1ST TIME" Paul: do u drink beer? Patrick:oh yes Paul: how many bottles per day? Patrick: 5 Paul: When did u start drinking beer? Patrick: 18yrs back.. Paul: how much is a bottle Patrick: $2 Paul: so u spent $10 for beer per day? Patrick: yes Paul: If u were saving that $10 per day times18yrs, u get $648 000,u could be driving your own Ferrari right now! Patrick: May i also ask? a question? Paul: go ahead Patrick: do u drink beer? Paul: No Patrck: So where is your Ferrari? |
Phones › Re: Why Is Everybody Selling His/her Infinix Hot 2?? by asumo12: 4:05pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
blackiridis: which whitish BG.. thats google now launcher u can easily change launcher Launcher? Something I told him to do... He still call me that the white background no gree go! I give up...  |
Nairaland General › Re: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by asumo12: 4:01pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
KingTom: Omo Anifowose! Supermod of the federal house of representatives  Comrade kingtom supermode of the house  |
Phones › Re: Why Is Everybody Selling His/her Infinix Hot 2?? by asumo12: 3:47pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
the whitish bg nko?  Segadem: There's nothing wrong with the phone,everything about it is OK,unless u are expecting to connect Mars and Pluto with #20,000 phone. |
Nairaland General › Re: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by asumo12: 3:41pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Senator Declares Assets After Buhari by asumo12: 3:30pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
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Crime › Re: Brother And Friends Rape 12 Year Girl For 4 Years (Photo) by asumo12: 3:29pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Why Did The Wax Museum Do R. Kelly Like This Na? by asumo12: 3:28pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
na black nah! racism |
Nairaland General › Re: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by asumo12: 3:25pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
i was here then... i no need gisting by the bush where is babyosisi now self?  Idowuogbo: Lmao! Gist them for me o jere....i have given my life to Christ sha. No more wuruwuru  |
Romance › Re: Romance Section Census by asumo12: 3:22pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Aipete2: you want to kiss on that ur dp ni kilomean?  |
Politics › Re: Simon Lalong: I Have Not Received Any Salary As Governor by asumo12: 3:12pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
 Y I lost my iPhone 6+. On noticing this I called repeatedly but to no avail. I then sent messages begging the person in God's name to contact me. All I ever got in reply was a cryptic message. "sorry but I can't refuse God's blessing." That number never rang again ; not in that phone anyway. Thanks to iCloud anywaz  |
Romance › Re: Quote Of The Day by asumo12: 3:12pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Romance Section Census by asumo12: 3:09pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: 9 Awesome Drawings By Artists Who Dont See Lines As Boundaries by asumo12: 2:57pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
me too  tohpahz: Sometimes i wish i could do this.  |
Music/Radio › Re: Pls Where Can I Download Some Foreign Old Skool Blues by asumo12: 2:53pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Photos: Rapper 50 Cent Reveals He’s Building A Palatial Home In Africa by asumo12: 2:51pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
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Sports › Re: NPFL Matches Return To Lagos As MFM FC, Ikorodu United Gain Promotion by asumo12: 2:48pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Paul: do u drink beer? Patrick:oh yes Paul: how many bottles per day? Patrick: 5 Paul: When did u start drinking beer? Patrick: 18yrs back.. Paul: how much is a bottle Patrick: $2 Paul: so u spent $10 for beer per day? Patrick: yes Paul: If u were saving that $10 per day times18yrs, u get $648 000,u could be driving your own Ferrari right now! Patrick: May i also ask? a question? Paul: go ahead Patrick: do u drink beer? Paul: No Patrck: So where is your Ferrari? |
Nairaland General › Re: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by asumo12: 1:22pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
 peeparty: maybe na d ikebe d heavy am.@kingy |
Music/Radio › Re: Pls Where Can I Download Some Foreign Old Skool Blues by asumo12: 1:20pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
MP3SKULLS.COM Teeboy22: the Likes of madonna,noel,boney m.abba.patra, shabba ranks. And co
tanks pls u can also help me with the names of some foreign old skool artist..
Cc bigfrancis21 |
Politics › Re: Brooms Greet President Buhari Arrival In Ghana (Photo) by asumo12: 1:14pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: PHOTOS: Trailer Drivers Still Driving During Daytime In Lagos by asumo12: 1:08pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
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Sports › Re: 5 Reasons Why Messi Is Better Than Ronaldo by asumo12: 12:26pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
 mystical109: Disregarding FIFA, Messi is the best player on planet Earth(and probably Mars too).I just thought I would write this so that maybe, JUST MAY BE. Florentino Perez reads this and decides to swap Ronaldo for Messi with additional £100million (which seems immensely unlikely though). There are many reasons why Messi is a better player and I say it again, PLAYER, not PERSONALITY than Ronaldo. Ronaldo is way better than Messi off the court but right now Real Madrid are in need of some serious silverware, Copa Del Rays will not do the job and in my opinion, neither will champions league, we need la liga crown. Real Madrid needs the League crown to reclaim it’s status in spain. Ok, so here we go. 1. Messi is by far a better thinker than Ronaldo on the field. The plays he makes at Barcelona are (as rightly said by Theirry Henry) unreal for a 21 year old. He knows how to unlock any defence with slick and fast passing (assuming that on the day, he can’t do it all by himself)and most of all, he anticipates where the defenders are and what are they going to do next. Ronaldo just comes onto the field and starts shooting the heck out of the ball. He wants to dribble defenders the way the coach told him too. I mean, that is by no means a bad thing but in matches like this year’s Champions League semi final or any tight game in the league where the coach’s tactics are not working, sometimes you have to think on your own like Zidane did and that is why he was able to split 10 men defenses in mere seconds. 2. Messi is simply better than Ronaldo technically.Messi dribbles instinctively unlike Ronaldo, who always tries different moves which he learns while training. Messi is always watching the defender, waiting patiently for any mistake, lapse in concentration or slight off balance. One mistake and boom, Messi skips past in a flash. This I think is the sole reason why Messi is able to perform where C.Ronaldo fails ie against the big sides with good defenders(just ask Ronaldo why he havnt been able to score a hat-trick against big teams the way he does to Granada and Elche)but Messi has scored hat-trick against every big team he has played against except chelsea.World Class defenders are not fooled easily with fancy step overs and the like, they like to play hard and if one is playing like Ronaldo,they just go in and tackle the crap out of that player whereas in case of Messi, Messi’s feet are so quick that he is able to change his direction as soon as he sees the defender coming in with a challenge and he is able to pull it off, more frequently than any other player of the planet(you can ask BOATENG). In a nutshell, Ronaldo is a little bit predictable with his style of play whereas Messi adapts more easily and more quickly. 3. Messi is short but still manages to tough it out when he needs to and I have watched both players since the last 4 years and Ronaldo dives like about, 5 times more than Messi. Just look at the goal Messi scored against Getafe and bilbao (the Maradonna goal) in Copa Del Ray Semi Final in the season 2006-2007 and against athletic bilbao in last season's copa del rey final I bet Ronaldo would have dived like thrice had he been subjected to the pushing and tackling that Messi was subjected to while he was on that magical surge towards the Getafe and bilbao goal. 4. Messi does not need his teammates to beat players and to perform at his best whereas Ronaldo does. Look at the goals both players scored last season (2014-2015). Most, if not all, of Ronaldo’s goal are team goals. Like,when modric sets him up or marcelo makes a run along the flank and takes a defender with him. Space opens up for Ronaldo and he then takes advantage. Not an easy thing to do but compared with Messi’s, it is. Messi just takes the ball and beats players and then sets up his teammates or mostly, scores himself. He does not need space (though obviously,would be more destructive in that situation)to be efficient on the field. Ronaldo was dead in the Semi Final against Barcelona in 2007-2008 and in the return leg against atletico madrid last season when he was playing all on his own upfront.Juventus also did a great job on him in this years semi final, you cannot do that against Messi. His quick feet and acceleration in changing direction is too much and hence makes him, UNMARKABLE. The best example where my point is prooved like a hundred times is when Ronaldo is playing for his national team. He was a complete zilt in the Euro’s and has never really performed for Portugal in any tournaments. Sure he always has done his tricks and flicks, but that does not neccessarily means, PERFORMANCE. 5. Messi can and infact, has scored goals with the mere touch of his hands (lolz on that).Yeah, as silly as that sounds, that is a big advantage. To sum it up, Messi can inspire his teammates better than Ronaldo and Messi obviously has a better touch than Ronaldo, plus Messi knows his angles better than everyone else and that is why he can and does, use every inch of the football field.
Seun Lalasticala Ishilove |
Celebrities › Re: Full List Of Winners & Pics From Yesterday's 2015 Nigerian Entertainment Awards by asumo12: 12:21pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
31.Lil Kesh - Gbese 25.LIL KESH FT Viktoh - Efejoku  Rubbish |
Jokes Etc › Re: Fun Time-declare Your Assets by asumo12: 12:09pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Let Me Tell You Why Blood Is Flowing In Plateau State – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha by asumo12: 12:08pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
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Nairaland General › Re: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by asumo12: 11:51am On Sep 07, 2015 |
peeparty: spiritual mod lol.who and who dey fear u sef?abi na futuristic desire?  U dey mind her? She wish! BTW maybe kingtom dey fear amu sha! |
Nairaland General › Re: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by asumo12: 11:43am On Sep 07, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: GUYS, 15 Signs You Are Dating A Coded Prostitute by asumo12: 9:51am On Sep 07, 2015 |
Kini big deal  |
Career › Re: 10 Hilarious But Real Office Rules To Live By by asumo12: 9:29am On Sep 07, 2015 |
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Nairaland General › Re: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by asumo12: 9:26am On Sep 07, 2015 |
KingTom: Stop copying me!   How? Where? When?  |
Nairaland General › Re: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by asumo12: 9:17am On Sep 07, 2015 |
Idowuogbo: Cus y has a long tail and two branches.  Never mistake my endurance for hospitality  |
Nairaland General › Re: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by asumo12: 9:10am On Sep 07, 2015 |
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