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FoodRe: Man Dies After “excessive Drinking” In Abuja (Photo) by asumo12: 6:04pm On Sep 07, 2015
beejaychinedu:
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the
standardism of everyday life, out
of everything being the same. It
yanks you out of your body and
your mind and throws you against
the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide
where you're allowed to return to
life and begin all over the next
day. It's like killing yourself, and
then you're reborn. I guess I've
lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now. RIP TO THE MAN. "WELL I HIT FRONT PAGE FOR D 1ST TIME"
Paul: do u drink beer?
Patrick:oh yes
Paul: how many bottles per day?
Patrick: 5
Paul: When did u start drinking beer?
Patrick: 18yrs back..
Paul: how much is a bottle
Patrick: $2
Paul: so u spent $10 for beer per day?
Patrick: yes
Paul: If u were saving that $10 per day times18yrs,
u get $648 000,u could be driving your own Ferrari
right now!
Patrick: May i also ask? a question?
Paul: go ahead
Patrick: do u drink beer?
Paul: No
Patrck: So where is your Ferrari?
PhonesRe: Why Is Everybody Selling His/her Infinix Hot 2?? by asumo12: 4:05pm On Sep 07, 2015
blackiridis:
which whitish BG.. thats google now launcher u can easily change launcher
Launcher?


Something I told him to do...


He still call me that the white background no gree go!


I give up...


grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by asumo12: 4:01pm On Sep 07, 2015
KingTom:
Omo Anifowose! Supermod of the federal house of representatives grin
Comrade kingtom supermode of the house


grin
PhonesRe: Why Is Everybody Selling His/her Infinix Hot 2?? by asumo12: 3:47pm On Sep 07, 2015
the whitish bg nko?


undecided

Segadem:
There's nothing wrong with the phone,everything about it is OK,unless u are expecting to connect Mars and Pluto with #20,000 phone.
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by asumo12: 3:41pm On Sep 07, 2015
i mean by the bush (way)


grin


KingTom:
Who be bush? angry
undecided
PoliticsRe: Senator Declares Assets After Buhari by asumo12: 3:30pm On Sep 07, 2015
CrimeRe: Brother And Friends Rape 12 Year Girl For 4 Years (Photo) by asumo12: 3:29pm On Sep 07, 2015
angry angry


her father reported the case to the police at Mabushi, following which the two men were arrested. They confessed to the crime.


Beast everywhere


embarassed embarassed
CelebritiesRe: Why Did The Wax Museum Do R. Kelly Like This Na? by asumo12: 3:28pm On Sep 07, 2015
na black nah!
racism
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by asumo12: 3:25pm On Sep 07, 2015
i was here then...

i no need gisting by the bush where is babyosisi now self?


undecided

Idowuogbo:
Lmao! Gist them for me o jere....i have given my life to Christ sha. No more wuruwuru cheesy grin
RomanceRe: Romance Section Census by asumo12: 3:22pm On Sep 07, 2015
Aipete2:
you want to kiss on that ur dp ni
kilomean?

undecided
PoliticsRe: Simon Lalong: I Have Not Received Any Salary As Governor by asumo12: 3:12pm On Sep 07, 2015
undecided Y


I lost my iPhone 6+. On noticing this I called repeatedly but to no avail. I then sent messages begging the person in God's name to contact me. All I ever got in reply was a cryptic message. "sorry but I can't refuse God's blessing." That number never rang again ; not in that phone anyway.














Thanks to iCloud anywaz grin
RomanceRe: Quote Of The Day by asumo12: 3:12pm On Sep 07, 2015
cool cool cool
RomanceRe: Romance Section Census by asumo12: 3:09pm On Sep 07, 2015
undecided
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: 9 Awesome Drawings By Artists Who Dont See Lines As Boundaries by asumo12: 2:57pm On Sep 07, 2015
me too

cry

tohpahz:
Sometimes i wish i could do this. cool
Music/RadioRe: Pls Where Can I Download Some Foreign Old Skool Blues by asumo12: 2:53pm On Sep 07, 2015
mistake i mean this http://www.mp3skulls.me/



cool


Teeboy22:
website does not exist



but
thanks tho..
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Rapper 50 Cent Reveals He’s Building A Palatial Home In Africa by asumo12: 2:51pm On Sep 07, 2015
cool
Teeboy22:
rich nigga
SportsRe: NPFL Matches Return To Lagos As MFM FC, Ikorodu United Gain Promotion by asumo12: 2:48pm On Sep 07, 2015
Paul: do u drink beer?
Patrick:oh yes
Paul: how many bottles per day?
Patrick: 5
Paul: When did u start drinking beer?
Patrick: 18yrs back..
Paul: how much is a bottle
Patrick: $2
Paul: so u spent $10 for beer per day?
Patrick: yes
Paul: If u were saving that $10 per day times18yrs,
u get $648 000,u could be driving your own Ferrari
right now!
Patrick: May i also ask? a question?
Paul: go ahead
Patrick: do u drink beer?
Paul: No
Patrck: So where is your Ferrari?
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by asumo12: 1:22pm On Sep 07, 2015
grin
peeparty:
maybe na d ikebe d heavy am.@kingy
Music/RadioRe: Pls Where Can I Download Some Foreign Old Skool Blues by asumo12: 1:20pm On Sep 07, 2015
MP3SKULLS.COM cool
Teeboy22:
the Likes of madonna,noel,boney m.abba.patra, shabba ranks. And co

tanks
pls u can also help me with the names of some foreign old skool artist..


Cc bigfrancis21
PoliticsRe: Brooms Greet President Buhari Arrival In Ghana (Photo) by asumo12: 1:14pm On Sep 07, 2015
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Trailer Drivers Still Driving During Daytime In Lagos by asumo12: 1:08pm On Sep 07, 2015
SportsRe: 5 Reasons Why Messi Is Better Than Ronaldo by asumo12: 12:26pm On Sep 07, 2015
undecided
mystical109:
Disregarding FIFA, Messi is the best player on planet Earth(and probably Mars too).I just thought I would write this so that maybe, JUST MAY BE. Florentino Perez reads this and decides to swap Ronaldo for Messi with additional £100million (which seems immensely unlikely though).
There are many reasons why Messi is a better player and I say it again, PLAYER, not PERSONALITY than Ronaldo. Ronaldo is way better than Messi off the court but right now Real Madrid are in need of some serious silverware, Copa Del
Rays will not do the job and in my opinion, neither will champions league, we need la liga crown.
Real Madrid needs the League crown
to reclaim it’s status in spain. Ok, so here we go.
1. Messi is by far a better thinker than Ronaldo on the field. The plays he makes at Barcelona are (as rightly said by Theirry Henry) unreal for a 21 year old. He knows how to unlock any defence with slick and fast passing (assuming that on the day, he can’t do it all by himself)and most of all, he anticipates where the defenders are and what are they going to do next. Ronaldo just comes onto the field and starts shooting the heck out of the ball. He wants to dribble defenders the way the coach told him too. I mean, that is by no means a bad thing but in matches like this year’s Champions League semi final or any tight game in the league where the coach’s tactics are not working, sometimes you have to think on your own like Zidane did and that is why he was able to split 10 men defenses in mere seconds.
2. Messi is simply better than Ronaldo
technically.Messi dribbles instinctively unlike Ronaldo, who always tries different moves which he learns while training. Messi is always watching the defender, waiting patiently for any mistake, lapse in
concentration or slight off balance. One
mistake and boom, Messi skips past in a
flash. This I think is the sole reason why Messi is able to perform where C.Ronaldo fails ie against the big sides with good defenders(just ask Ronaldo why he havnt been able to score a hat-trick against big teams the way he does to Granada and Elche)but Messi has scored hat-trick against every big team he has played against except chelsea.World Class defenders are not fooled easily with fancy step overs and the like, they like to play hard and if one is playing like Ronaldo,they just go in and tackle the crap out of that player whereas in case of Messi, Messi’s feet are so quick that he is able to change his direction as soon as he sees the defender coming in with a challenge and he is able to pull it off, more frequently than any other player of the planet(you can ask BOATENG). In a nutshell, Ronaldo is a little bit predictable with his style of play whereas Messi adapts more easily and more quickly.
3. Messi is short but still manages to tough it out when he needs to and I have watched both players since the last 4 years and Ronaldo dives like about, 5 times more than Messi. Just look at the goal Messi scored against Getafe and bilbao (the Maradonna goal) in Copa Del Ray Semi Final in the season 2006-2007 and against athletic bilbao in last season's copa del rey final I bet Ronaldo would have dived like thrice had he been subjected to the pushing and tackling that Messi was subjected to while he was on that magical surge towards the Getafe and bilbao goal.
4. Messi does not need his teammates to beat players and to perform at his best whereas Ronaldo does. Look at the goals both players scored last season (2014-2015). Most, if not all, of Ronaldo’s goal are team goals. Like,when modric sets him up or marcelo makes a run along the flank and takes a defender with him. Space opens up for Ronaldo and he then takes advantage. Not an easy thing to do but compared with Messi’s, it is. Messi just takes the ball and beats players and then sets up his teammates or mostly, scores himself. He does not need space (though obviously,would be more destructive in that situation)to be efficient on the field. Ronaldo was dead in the Semi Final against Barcelona in 2007-2008 and in the return leg against atletico madrid last season when he was playing all on his own upfront.Juventus also did a great job on him in this years semi final, you cannot do that against Messi. His quick feet and acceleration in changing direction is too much and hence makes him, UNMARKABLE. The best example where my point is prooved like a hundred
times is when Ronaldo is playing for his
national team. He was a complete zilt in the Euro’s and has never really performed for Portugal in any tournaments. Sure he always has done his tricks and flicks, but that does not neccessarily means, PERFORMANCE.
5. Messi can and infact, has scored goals with the mere touch of his hands (lolz on that).Yeah, as silly as that sounds, that is a big advantage. To sum it up, Messi can inspire his teammates better than Ronaldo and Messi obviously has a better touch than Ronaldo, plus Messi knows his angles better than everyone else and that is why he can and does, use every inch of the football field.

Seun
Lalasticala
Ishilove
CelebritiesRe: Full List Of Winners & Pics From Yesterday's 2015 Nigerian Entertainment Awards by asumo12: 12:21pm On Sep 07, 2015
31.Lil Kesh - Gbese


25.LIL KESH FT Viktoh - Efejoku



undecided


Rubbish
Jokes EtcRe: Fun Time-declare Your Assets by asumo12: 12:09pm On Sep 07, 2015
grin
PoliticsRe: Let Me Tell You Why Blood Is Flowing In Plateau State – Abiodun Kuforiji Nkwocha by asumo12: 12:08pm On Sep 07, 2015
angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by asumo12: 11:51am On Sep 07, 2015
peeparty:
spiritual mod lol.who and who dey fear u sef?abi na futuristic desire?
grin

U dey mind her?



She wish!


BTW maybe kingtom dey fear amu sha!
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by asumo12: 11:43am On Sep 07, 2015
KingTom:
How? By typing what I typed some days ago? undecided


Where? Here in derailers paradise, see the quote below.




When? By 9:17 today, precisely 20 minutes ago. undecided
So u copied Idowuogbo siggy u meant?



undecided
RomanceRe: GUYS, 15 Signs You Are Dating A Coded Prostitute by asumo12: 9:51am On Sep 07, 2015
Kini big deal undecided
CareerRe: 10 Hilarious But Real Office Rules To Live By by asumo12: 9:29am On Sep 07, 2015
grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by asumo12: 9:26am On Sep 07, 2015
KingTom:
Stop copying me! grin
angry

How?


Where?



When?


undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by asumo12: 9:17am On Sep 07, 2015
Idowuogbo:
Cus y has a long tail and two branches. tongue
Never mistake my endurance for hospitality



grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Complete List Of Nairaland Supermoderators by asumo12: 9:10am On Sep 07, 2015
Idowuogbo:
Don't bother! embarassed
Beht why?


cry

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