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Crime / Re: Down With Strange Illness After My Pastor, His Sister Lured Me To Russia (pics) by Asztech(m): 5:30pm On Jul 11, 2017
baysol:


The greatest crime from the inner recesses of hell are always perpetrated by the Igbos. Can you imagine, all because of money. We shall soon see the end of yall Igbos.
I don't understand your point, edo people are More of Yorubas.
Celebrities / Re: Huddah Monroe: "I Don't Want A One Minute Man" by Asztech(m): 11:43pm On Jul 10, 2017
hehe

Romance / Re: Nairaland Guys And Ladies ? How Does Your Patner Tells You He/she Wants Sex by Asztech(m): 7:03am On Jun 02, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
Is that you, Romeo? shocked

You're Always seeing through my facades, It's me love. When did you pierce my baby boys? grin
Romance / Re: Nairaland Guys And Ladies ? How Does Your Patner Tells You He/she Wants Sex by Asztech(m): 4:02pm On Jun 01, 2017
grin grin cool
IamKashyBaby:

Hahahaha! I wont say which part of my body is the most sensitive but once this part is being licked, sucked or nibble, i felt like under his spell and so helpless grin

All i can do is to give it to him even more as I arch my back and moan cheesy


Chinekeee.. I know this boobi from somewhere. Juliet is that You?? cheesy

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Romance / Re: I Am A 20 Something Year-old With The Breast Of A 65 Year Old Woman by Asztech(m): 3:47pm On Jun 01, 2017
Fear not my Angel.. I like saggy booby grin

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Crime / Police And Naval Officers Gun Battle In Calabar. by Asztech(m): 1:02pm On May 31, 2017
According to Premium Times, “Several police officers are feared to have been killed Tuesday night after suspected officials of the Nigerian Navy stormed a police division in Calabar, southern Nigeria.
“Witnesses told PREMIUM TIMES the attack, which began shortly after 8:30 p.m. was still on as at 10:19 p.m. at Akim Divisional Headquarters. The police station is still burning as we speak.
Naval spokesperson, Suleiman Dahun, told newsmen that he wasn’t aware of the development as at 10:26 p.m., promising to revert after his findings. Newsmen report that Police spokesperson, Jimoh Moshood, could not be reached for a chat at that night.
Sources said the unrest was a continuation of an initial skirmish between a police traffic officer and a naval officer at a traffic light near the Calabar Stadium along the Airport Road on Tuesday afternoon.
“Some naval officers ran the red light and police traffic officers intervened, but rather than listen, they descended on the policemen and beat them up,” a witness said. “This was around 5 p.m.”
“Police officers now called for back up while the Navy also called for reinforcement, both took over the road leading to the airport.
“But the Navy Commander and police commissioner in the state intervened and the two sides backed down,” the witness said.
“However, around 8:00 p.m., when everyone thought the matter had been resolved, naval officers descended on Akim Police Station and started shooting and burnt down the facility.
“We confirmed three bodies but we feared there are more,” the witness said.
The witness also accused the naval officers of blocking fire fighters from extinguishing the inferno set at the police station.
Source: Premium Times.

Sports / Re: Angel Gomes Becomes Manchester United’s Youngest Player After Visiting TB Joshua by Asztech(m): 9:35pm On May 21, 2017
grin
creamylicious:
lol....*fleeing from all appearances of evil*
Siddown there, It's like you don't want a rich celebrity of your own... Amber Rose and KK are giving praises and testimonies, I offer only watermelon booties, Nothing less and evil. cool
Sports / Re: Angel Gomes Becomes Manchester United’s Youngest Player After Visiting TB Joshua by Asztech(m): 9:04pm On May 21, 2017
cool
creamylicious:
please dont go to Israel until you heal me of my flat ass and enlarge it miraculously
My sister in the lord don't stress yourself, I can help you with your predicament. I am a very potent pastor in the making. grin
Sports / Re: Angel Gomes Becomes Manchester United’s Youngest Player After Visiting TB Joshua by Asztech(m): 8:58pm On May 21, 2017
16 years!? See as beards full hin chin, later one stupid oyinbo go dey blast Nigerian footballers them dey fake age..
Education / Re: JAMB 2017: Jamb Is Reducing Scores by Asztech(m): 7:10pm On May 20, 2017
Iamdmentor1:
Those saying this is Photoshop, I have taken a look at the pictures and don't know where you guys are coming from? As you can see, that's a screen shot from a browser. There is nothing Photoshoped there. You are acting like you're knowledgeable but you just proved the cliché "common sense is not common" to be true.

Did u see any link underneath the post, that's because it's not a prerequisite for one to draw traffic to one's blog. The story is true.

ADEWUMIMichael, joepentwo, NLproblemchild, Astech, demo4ril97

Make una dey use una sense. Dey spot problem, Spotters.
Dumb Nigga, Can't a screenshot from a browser be tampered with? The figures different from the original picture are either bolder or smaller than usual. Check the colour font sequence of the scores 'black, blue, black,blue' and compare with the original. Don't form you have sense, because you don't.

Education / Re: JAMB 2017: Jamb Is Reducing Scores by Asztech(m): 5:23pm On May 20, 2017
Poor editing, I Don spot like 4 flaws. This person no sabi work..

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Romance / Re: Man Narrates How A Muscular Lady He Met On blind Date Forced Him To Have Sex-PIX by Asztech(m): 2:54pm On May 20, 2017
Fit be transgender.
These trans sef.. Someone can not bang with peace of mind, you don't know who was formerly a guy. angry

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Romance / Re: Female Teacher Sent Nude Photos To 8 Schoolboys And Had Sex Wth Three Of Them by Asztech(m): 2:43pm On May 20, 2017
grin These teachers no dey reach 9ja ni.. Make she just reach one community school, boys bokuu wey go redesign her bodywork. angry

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Education / Re: Jamb Please Stops Making We Arts' Students Dumb by Asztech(m): 2:32pm On May 20, 2017
It's Normal logic. Anyone from 220-400 wouldn't feel ashamed posting the result.. Because you're seeing only Good Scores from Science students doesn't mean they aren't low scoring science students in hiding.
Education / Re: Help Me, My Angel Wants To Kill Herself Because Of Jamb by Asztech(m): 2:19pm On May 20, 2017
Honestly speaking I don't think you love her as you so claim.. I think maybe because of parental pressure you're in hurry to marry and get over it. Calm down and make the right choice, Young lovers don't last.
Religion / Re: Ghanaian Man Chases Jehovah's Witnesses Out Of His House By Stripping Unclad by Asztech(m): 11:15am On May 19, 2017
grin The Saying goes 'open your door to chase away A fly and two Jehovah Witnesses would enter'

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