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Emzybrown: [size=30pt]616 GUESTS VIEWING THIS THREAD, GUSH WHY CANT DEY REGISTER ON NAIRALAND ARE THER ALLIENS [/size]

Decapo: Substitution so quick? Iraq wetin dey happen now? How market?

emekakelvin: under four minute in fifa U-17 World up,Nigeria leading Iraq by two goals
Nigeria 2- Iraq 0

emekakelvin: under four minute in fifa U-17 World up,Nigeria leading Iraq by two goals
Nigeria 2- Iraq 0

matson247: The Journey Of A Thousand Mile begins With You.
it begins wit u. Wen u sat for Jamb
it begins Wit U wen u sat for U.I postume
it begins with U wen u passed ur exam.
But it will End with you when you failed to Give GOD the Glory. what started With you Ends with You.Team Uites.
U.I Suspense
Admission list Tinx ooooooo.

owoleola: its quite easy 2 chus as no sane persn wud ask u 2 choose polyib ova oau pd,nt even afta u'v paid 165k

Ehimenboy: after #164,000! Besides, she/he has other schools she can choose from apart from oau next year. 2. Direct entry is not easy this days. I advise pre-degree

Mikebis: HND OR OND beta dan waistin ur time or moni on pd,nd wat if u nt gvn admssn nxt yr in oau,or u gvm a course u dnt like,dat a shit to me,buh if u go 4 ur HND OR OND,ur admssn don sure in2 univ,makn use of direct entry into any course u like.dat ma tho.no offence.
Thankx

oludee7: Gud afternoon guyz...I rily nid u 2 advise me abt something bothering ma mind...i applied for 3 admissions(oau's pd,polyib n funaab),n i thank God i av bin offerred 2 already(oau's pd n polyib)..hopin funaab'l also admit me. D 1st 2 admit me ws oau's pd,n i had 2 pay abt 165k 4 d skul fees,so as 2 beat d deadline. Now polyib has also offerred me accounting;but i'm confused,very confused. I dnt knw mayb i shld continue with oau's pd against jamb next year,hopin i'l b admittd into oau or i shld jx snub d 165k i've paid,n do polyib,hopin i'' cross l8a 2 oau...plz wat're ma chances of enterin d skul tru both ways n if u were in ma shoes..wat'l u do
Thanks in advance

Ifyx: Guyz,ıt'z vıctory at last. I attended an occasıon yesterday & ı was prıvıleged to c d vc of ui,mehn prof Isaac Adewole was lookıng fresh & royalty was wrıtten all over hım. I started tellıng ma mum "see ma vc","see ma vc". As fate would av ıt,an old man overheard wat ı told ma mum & he tapped me on d back & asked "omo mı,are u a student?", "nope,ı'm an aspırant", he den answered & saıd: ıf gıven d opportunıty to talk to ur vc,would u do so? "oh yes ı would",ı answered. He den told me to follow hım,as we approached d vc,each step ı took was fılled wıth joy,enthusıasm & happıness. As we got to d vc,d securıty men around hım paved way for d old man to pass & ı started wonderıng wat kında ınfluence he had over d vc. He & d vc quıckly whıspered somethıng to each other and prof Adewole beckoned on me to come closer nd ı obeyed. Prof Adewole gave me a dırty slap & saıd "u want to enter ui abı?" I woke up wıf ma hands on ma cheek,stıll cryıng.

pristine7: I go report again o (smiles) just kidding I didn't report you. Rahik ekaaro. Crispin(ph) and all others a good morning to you all. E don tay wey I see atesunate o kilode?

easyson: Since ui no dey paste am for their site...it means that na individual go see him status...so its only wen u check on jamb that u know thy status...

easyson: Nothing happened o... i only checked and i have reasons to say 'imela, eze mo'

baebyfaze91: hmm....itz gona b funny wen it moves with d speed of light 4rm 45 to 100....#coded#

Mesopotamia: Check page 894.

thank me later.

Ifyx: Easyson,Itz pretzy,Eyıjeeday nd Atesunate... Na vıewın tınz abı?

Ifyx: Happy celebratıon tuu ma muslım palz ın da house @Isaolamıde,Jjıce,Hakıngs,Doc.Hesjay etc

Dr.'Hesjay:
D kind of happiness in me ehn...if u ride Hummer insyd me,it will go smoothly...so so sos so sos so so happy!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least i'm sure i'm a doctor

Dr.'Hesjay:
Happiest day of my life...
My 2nd choice skl(UNILORIN) jst dashed me MBBS ooooooo
.......
Stl waiting for u.i tho..na bds i wan do

horlasunkanmi: pls can anyone paste the link to check the statistics of candidate that took ui's p utme?i mean breakdown of scores asap

Debonny90: D man said list is cuming out very soon cos utme is putting real pressure on them to release d admission list

Attah Ojoma :
I meant u post lyk sum1 who's so familiar wit evri1 here... U dnt sound lyk a newcomer(to me tho)

Mesopotamia: nt hard at all.get a wine bottle with a well fitted cock.fill d bottle with petrol.get a rag,dampen d rag in petrol.put a lil part of d rag in the petrol filled wine bottle and cover very well with d cock.
To ignite,light d outer part of the rag and throw the bottle very far,make sure it hits a target and breaks,then........gboooaaaa!....itz explodes....

pristine7: Atesunate your silence is lasting longer than expected.