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...is a number by superbloke
. With a loud applause, let's make welcome superbloke!

Thanks. Next on the program...

#lol @muskeeto

#chitchat#

Greetings brothers and sisters. It is an honour to welcome you to this epoch making event, the first of its kind, sis hbg's thanksgiving tea party. It is a privilege to deliver this speech titled The Wonder Of Nairaland'sReligious section. The nl religious section is a nectar for all that love knowledge. Whenever i read a post here in which wisdom is displayed, i marvel and appreciate how deep and sacred knowledge is. The religious section is my cynosure. It is an adventure of discovery. People from all walks of life engage in discussion and the section accomodates a variety of convictions. It is intriguing how the section turns several phenomena of daily life to advantage. When jobless, one logs on and feeds on the revelations shared by others..when bored, one can log on and have fun. Above all, it is a training forum. When a person joins nl religioussection, a heavy shower of knowledge falls on him as he reads the posts, producing a most welcome coolness. Then heat and electric tension of some thread become almost insupportable. Langour and uneasiness seize him as he's faced with the naked truth which he had either neglected or not noticed. With time, he revives again and starts following posters who had piqued his interest and before long he begins to study and post and his post would be readby a newbie who would experience similar thing as did the poster and so the cycle is completed. The fun is at its peak when we cast the religioussection's poster of the year. The religious section poster of the year 2012 was a person i admire so much, who teaches with a convincing attitude explaining each aspect of his post step by step. Many find hima cooperating person. If there isdignity in labour, Goshen360 has it. Nairaland's religious section is agift. Many heads are stuffed with ideas, yet few have the power to deliver these ideas. Mr seun osewa had idea (nairaland) to express and knewhow best to convey it to others.He is indeed a master of communication. He is a hardworking man, an accredited gentleman and a proof of the saying 'the youth oftoday make life worthwhile'. He who can reason is a man buthe who knows how to give meaning to his reasoning is a complete man. Most posters on the religious section are popular through the power of their words. They arouse and capture the interest of readers and sustain their attention while leaving them more informed than they were. The simplicity of newbies on thereligious section is fascinating.
.They would pursue an argument logically but would also concede easily when they see the other's point of view. This has been my experience. It is important that a newbie's inquisitiveness is not taken for granted because an intelligent newbie can ask questions that will catch the oldbies unawares and embarrass them. It is wise therefore never to take newbiesfor granted. Finally, brethren, i appreciate nairalanders especially those of you present at this tea party, because most of them do not recognise the artificial boundaries such as tribe, class, colour and academic qualifications erected by people to satisfy their depraved minds. For this quality nl will always engage many people's attentionbecause we all want to be accepted. Its always a pleasure when we are having fun together like we are doing right now, i encourage you to enjoy yourselves to the full crush for nothing gives more pleasure than a thread full of great minds. I love to watch the different characters exhibited on nl. Some monikers thrill me. I feel connected to a whole lot of them. Nairaland is one big e-family made up of bunchies and when you see your bunch you stick. Nairaland is...a wonderland

Up next on the program is the welcome speech by the mc. The speech is titled the wonders of nairaland. Enjoy!

...and the church says AMEN!

I guess its network

@hbg...we wait

A short prayer sister but as d spirit leads

We call on humbledbygrace to open d party officially with a short prayer

7. Time of refreshing with bro goshen360 8. Awards 9. Games Let's observe a moment of quietness as the prayer is offered.

striktlymi: Evening fellas,

I know I am kinda slow in the head but I just got to ask: is it me or this tea party is pretty boring?

you didn't forget to bring your patience cloak, did you?

Once again brethren, you are welcome. We have interesting packages to make your stay online tonight not regrettable. Here is the list of the items on the program 1. Prayer by sis evelyn 2. Welcome speech by the mc 3. Chitchats 4. Superbloke's presentation 5. Chitchat continues 6. Another presentation by superbloke

#looks into d program# as we know rules apply to everything in life including this party. There's but only one rule in this party; ORDER. Rule: you may exchange pleasantries or chat with othersbut when order is required, its expected dt you stop posting asany post as at then will be hid. The chitchat lasts for 10 mins After which i'll call up the next item on d program.

Brothers and sisters, i welcome you all to d first online tea party. It is d first of its kind, coming from a great mind humbledbygrace. What more can i say, she has set d pace! The party is scheduled to last atleast 2hours and so without wasting much time i'll have everyone seated and settled.

Yes o...i'm in d mood. I guess some others are too d brethren outside, we eagerly await you, come inside

Oops! Noone talked about d dress code but you guys are wearing same code, how did it happen oh! Its d same spirit jare!

The people outside should come inside, d bridegroom is inside...he's not outside #smiles#

Introduction:- #standing on d stage# let d people outside come inside, d party has begun. #looks at everybody#you're all looking beautiful!

#check# testing d microphone 1 2, testing...

Superbloke, howdy?

Hello everyone, we apologise for d little delay...it was due to some logistics problems, but it's all good...all things worketh out for d good of them dt love d lord.

All roads leads to...https://www.nairaland.com/1276139/christians-chatbox-game-party-night

Few hours to go!

What of d below?

agabaI23: Oh nne ya rikwara gi mma nwany oma

odi m n'obi, i na eme poli poli na ahu
@dafur welcome

ITbomb: but she is fully dressed na

picture her when she's walking then tell me about her being fully dressed.

^ You 're so sweet! Your wife will really enjoy you

obadiah777: I GUESS LOL. WHATS POPPING AT YA END ? WHEN YOU INVITING ME OVER FOR OFE NSALA AND AKPU

*jumps up in excitement* they cook it so well at mom's cuisine! When will we go there? A plate costs 1200 (naira).

The babe has peniis?