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Mintayo:
Yea. It's been a while. How are you doing?

I'm half good.

Mintayo:
It happens, sorry about that! Maybe next time, you should sit some distance away from the A. C.
How was the journey?

No hitches. Minty...it has been a long long long long while.

Who's around biko? I'm on transit right now and so BORED. Few minutes back I had to ask the driver to please stop, I needed to throw up. It happens once in a while when I'm travelling and I think it's the A.C. Anyone knows the cure? And if there be anybody free, let's chat abeg. Help sister bored.

To determine someone’s gut type, Axe looks at everything from your Chinese medicine constitution to the prescription drugs you take to your food cravings— and he uses that gut type to recommend a
super-detailed course of treatment that encompasses food, supplements, lifestyle practices, essential oils, and more. (He’s also developed an outlined all of the protocols in depth)

1) Candida guts

Symptoms; A phlegmy cough and a white coating on the tongue.

Causes; Sugar and dairy foods

Cure; Eat lots of veggies and soup.

2) Gastric gut

Symptoms; gas, bloating, acid reflux

Causes; not chewing properly.

Cure; avoid alcohol, caffeine and fried foods. Eat plenty bitter veggies and citrus.

3) Stressed gut

Symptoms; sleep issues and decreased libido

Causes; Excess coffee and booze

Cure; Eat salty food and animal protein.

4) Immune gut

Symptoms; Inflammatory bowel diseases

Causes; Long time use of antibiotics, birth control pills and steroids.

Cure; Eat bone broth, avoid alcohol.

5) Toxic guts

Symptoms; gall stones

Causes; Fats

Cure; Eat green

http://www.wellandgood.com/good-advice/dr-josh-axe-leaky-gut-whats-your-type

An0nimus:
sweet'im

It has tey on here o

An0nimus:
you will be amazed.

Sweetheart

lollmaolol:
Pardon me Nairalanders,

I m not a good writer, I'll start here sometimes in 1998 my dad turned my mum into a punching bag and he sent her packing accusing her of outshining him, as an 11 year old first son of my mum I took her side because the beating was too much. I figured out mum was seeing another man.

I don't know who advised mum, but she went to court to seek divorce papers, so court dissolved the marriage. I was almost graduating from my primary school then. I started missing mum on my graduation day, only dad was there, mum had left with my 2 younger siblings. Shortly after the divorce, mum re-married to another.

Our family is Muslim family as my mum was the second wife, the first wife also left him (I was too young to understand reason for divorce) , now he started bringing in different women home to the one room apartment he occupied in his uncle's place more than 35 years ago (he is still in that house currently here in xyz state).

As day goes by, I and my younger sister with him were going to school till we both graduated from high school, the other two also graduated but the story didn't end well with them as they are currently baby mama. Only immediate sister got married and is with her husband.

Being the only male child, I had to leave house and hussle, I have worked in several odd places you could ever think of. I was able to gain admission into the university but my other siblings could not, except immediate younger sister who gained admission into one part-time school like that. Along the hussling line my spirit was broken by the happening in my family and was constantly been molested, as no one was home to supervise me while I was home, the older boy Musa in my house took advantage of me. (I hope I can forgive my parents)

Life continued, I graduated with a good grade, not the course I really wish to study though, I currently live and work in xyz state. And here is my confusion, my dad and mum still separated wants me to be calling them often, each time I give them a call, they'd questioned why didn't you call me earlier (selfish ). They don't even know where I work, talk less of where I live. Though they supported while I was in the university, but I still hussled to get school fees paid. I guess they want share returns (angry)

Nairalanders, I have seen people of wisdom here, which is why I am pouring out my mind and my life story, though some part are shameful reason why I did not shed more light. So please advice me because I feel like forgetting my parents and just keeping in touch with my immediate sister. Not the ones that grew up with mum cos they are disappointments.

With this experience, I naturally don't feel like getting married.

I hope to see comments that will change my life. Thank you in advance.

Hello bae, First of all, I like your moniker . Okay, I want you to know that these things that happened to you and around you were DESTINED to happen. So, you have to learn not to let it affect your sense of judgement. Only then would you be able to live above your circumstances.

Again, you may have to see each of your parents one on one and pour your mind. It is important. It is healthy too. Get it off your chest however you have to.

As for your sisters, they didn't PLAN to be that way, nobody is above mistake. I don't know if you understand?

Beautiful actress.

Yes.

Happy birthday.

It's fine but Ah no wear!

The matter no be here. See why love conquers ALL

sinaj:
S

Hello bae, stop this na... it's as though you are struggling for space and that's childish.

I love this. Beautiful.

See a medical personnel. Sorry ok. Meanwhile, drink plenty water. Sorry you hear.

Give her money. I doubt you give her money, if you give her money then she will tu..sh up.

If she's the one saying what you are saying now, how would you feel?

What attracted you in the first place is still there you just have to resurrect it.

NYSC was fun but for all the fun it was, I will never wish it was a two-time thing. I no get strength for that camp stress sincerely.

Fake people everywhere.

swtdrms:
I suggest U for the OP to swap husband with

Hello bae! What meaneth this

Okay. Find a maniac whose husband's diccck is small and trade your husby by barter. Sorry o.

nerdfrost:
am not emotional but ....................................








F*ck it I can't help it *cries out* ATMC pass me the tissue

**passes him a box of tissue paper** Touching.

Girl 1: Babes

Girl2: Nne

Girl1: How you dey?

Girl2: Nothing jare. What's up?

Girl1: Mtscheeew I just dey o

Girl2. I no dey see you for whatsapp

Girl1. My phone dey give me wahala. Ah no get im time again.

Girl2: How your guy na?

Girl1: He dey.

Girl2: Oya, y you call?

Girl1: You say?

Girl2: Na free credit abi or you just called?

Girl1: Craze dey worry you. Haha! You think sey I be you. haha! Go joor, you fit follow me go market tomorrow?

Etc. Op, so what's ya point?

**Busted**

Until it happens...

The grandson has Charlie's look.

vizkiz:
what are you saying?
Uh? Aunty what are you saying?

Boy, what?!