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That awkward moment when you accidentally fart because you were laughing so hard.

Ajibam: you are welcome

guy, where yhu go since?

HumbledbYGrace: oya, let me help you count; TWO

hbg! hbg!! hbg!!! how many times did i call yhu?

Akpos left for d Airport & came back 30mins later. OCHUKO: Wetin happen?.. AKPOS: Airport don go o. As I reach I see poster wit AIRPORT LEFT

OCHUKO: Why are u writing so slowly?.. AKPOS: I am writing to my 6 year old son, he can't read fast

AKPOS: So all those People up there are Wanted ?.. POLICEMAN: Yes.. AKPOS: Why didn't u keep them when u took their Pictures ?

*did yhu miss me?* #iknowyhudid&winks

agabaI23: Ano m ya Ugbua. Kedu nke na-emenu?

ok, onwekwa much sha...goodevening btw, its just dt na-ejem na one website a na-akpo body-buildin.com mana aghotarom anything there. so, inwere ike ikowataram whats up since i no dt line kind of...

HumbledbYGrace: He said your the best girl friend ever.

indeed! i disbelieve yhu joor...yhu dont want to put a sister thru ba? i'll call illogicboy for yhu oooo...out with the gossip theme or...oya! @the count of one...WAN!

@agaba123 inwe efe k' anyi kpaa, inu?

whaaaaaaaaaaat

HumbledbYGrace: I promised not to tell

lol tell me joorrr, noone needs to know yhu did ok?

HumbledbYGrace: Someone who knows you from the U.S called me , I can still hear the voice.

My day was cool, well spend with my kid sis and her friend.

And yours?

lol...yhu guys gossiped with me abi? now, fill me in sharp sharp

Very well said...university education is not meant for every body. But, the ones that are yet to go to the uni, on hearing this will think yhu dont mean well for them. it will take a lot sincerely speaking to get many people to think like this. we are actually in the 'rat race'

how did ur day 'went'?

HumbledbYGrace: Hello Ada

babes!

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Mintayo: hello sister of God...

brother of jesus...how's d going?
@araregemstone keep at it, in a matter of time, it 'll click#ok?
@aman4rmjupiter hello
@mintayo/idnoble/hbg
@damex howdy
@ihedinabelle and all others...how y'all doing?

hey people of God...

obadiah777: yes now. the revolucion will be televised. there is a palpable shift in paradigm taking place. of course no change occurs without force. so expect it to get bumpy. on the other side of that bumpiness is the environment you crave for ya kids. a wholesome and edifying environment that is

i like you for a thousand reasons...this is one of 'em! take it mmmmmmhua...very optimistic yhu are!

ooman: as long as it took

#nods# btw good afternoon

Logicboy03: Butthurt?

not at all. being 'cool'

Logicboy03: Butthurt?

not at all. 'being cool'

obadiah777: yeah well aint finna be no more of this foolishness for the next generation. the kingdom cometh. the next generation shall be raised on wholesome and edifying music. not no dayum davido and whizkid

halleluia...thank God o...i no get strength to shout for my kids...they will be raised on wholesome and edifying environment!

obadiah777: well am here. lets get it on like that nigga Marvin Gaye JK cool song too. all we gotta look forward to nowadays is justin beiber and lil wayne

lol...the next generation will quuote yhu with slight change in the above

obadiah777: well dayummm. you sure told him

i was being 'cool'.

ooman: it doesnt kill to take correction, does it?

how long did it take yhu to come up wif this?

[quote author=Area_boy]it wouldn't kill you to spell correctly. Worse so, when you spend more typing effort to sound cool.

not cool at all[/quote]don't ever speak unless yhu are spoken to...yhu yhear?

onugbu soup and chicken stew...i try in those two.

i wish...

Segeggs: Scene 2

Coming back from a party with your girlfriend after a rainy day, you took advantage of the cool weather to trek the journey home with her cos you are stingy and didnt want to spend money. Holding hands and laughing while walking, suddenly a range rover 2013 splashed muddy water on your shirt and face...beign the nice guy that he is, the car owner alights to apologise but suddenly it turned to be your girlfriend's ex-boy.

Guy, wetin you go do?

Girl, wetin you go do?

the girl should enter the ex's car name, the bible says be at peace with all men

ayobase:

smh everything is play play to you e kwa? take ur time o

@ op its a new day, how are you? did yhu buy the drugs?did yhu see a doctor? sorry yhu hear, yhu will be fine inugo?