Sexy mama

Hisduchess:



if u mention me again to talk rubbish again.I ll just report u to one of the terror MODs

E.g Mynd44

Lwkmd....All funny

Sermwell:

Olivia the truth here is that the Op called for that silly demand of her boyfriend! Why was she busy relying on him for her needs when she's not down with the probable consequence? Most girls just want to eat their cake and have it! Would she not be acting up if the guy had refused her emotional and financial needs?

You Are On Point

What you guys need is simple.
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Understanding!!
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If You Really Want To Abstain Till Marriage.
You Just Need To Talk It Out With Him In A Lovely Manner.
Open Your Mind To Him.
There Are Various Ways To Satisfy A Guy Sexually Aside Spreading Legs.
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Reach Out To Him.

Cat & Dog indeed with strange names inversely proportional to their genders.
See as una two don dirty person thread.

hardcore007:
. Yes Baba, I guess it was my unavailability that caused it. I was busy chasing chedazz!! While one guy was busy digging the honey pot. Baba, most girls just want to be opened and be free.

I thought as much.
Creating an opening is something that should be done after serious thinking.
Girls have lower resistance to each other when it comes to subduing sexual urge.
If your girl isn't the strong minded type.
She won't be able to fight back as she ought to when u are absent.
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That's more of the reason why they say after marriage is a better time to practice it.
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Ladies don't usually cheat on a natural ground after losing their pride to their lover.
Your absent caused it.
But if u reach out to her....There will always be that spot left for u as the first man
Its a memory that can never be forgotten.
That's if you are interested in her.

Nice One Op....A Picture Would Have Been Better.

Oops...About ur ex...
Did I miss something?
I thought you deflowering her was a covenant.
How come she still cheated?
Or were u in most unavailable whenever she had a urge after you opened her?

Am speechless.
I thoughts its only in Odunlade Adekola movies such stuffs happens.

An Average Is Okay....So far the husband mouth can grab something during pre-intimacy and her babies won't be having any challenges sucking.

It works sometimes..... Life is a circle/cycle.
Love is priceless!!

You try.
Samsung should be above Infinix.

Hell No.
Its A Set Up.
Nothing good comes out of hotel meetings.
Its only sex.
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There are two things involved for the guy to select only you.
Maybe he got a tip that u were selected and he wants to take the credit in exchange for ur body.
Or he had lustful desires the moment he saw u.

I know this already.... For a girl I love so much... I won't let my guard down for a second.

jonaifame22:
I remember one time when a gal sat on my laps, at a time she told me to remove my fone and put it in the other pocket not knowing it was my dick all along

Woaahhhh....Real huge.
My babe said something like that sometime ago.
But it was after then..
She thought it was my phone or something else.
Next time she came around.... I made sure no phone or wallet on me...Empty pocket and ask her to sit.

The goat no know say an hungry man is an angry man and an angry man is a mad man.
For this buhari regime ehnnn.
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The goat messed with the wrong guy.
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Make he chain the goat down.
Oloun lo ma ba ti e je.

Na dem sabi ooo.
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*Walking out of thread*

jonaifame22:
The problem I have wth a gal sitting on my lap is that my dick will not let them enjoy the comfort!

Lolzzz...This guy ehnnnn.
Adjust her to sit well.
Make sure ur joystick is between ur legs.
It's quite comfortable and makes her feel safe and closer to u.
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If you can practice these well...You will learn how to control erections in public.

Swizdom:
In the 60s , this advice worked, but now it will even kill your relationship faster. The best advice for a relationship is to be yourself. Being yourself will make you become lovable and trustworthy. If a gal wana leave you, let her gerrarrahia mhen sh;;I.

Correct

Ehya....Who is next?
Awon oni tete oshi

Jay542:
Different strokes for different folks. No straight philosophy for ladies.

You are on point....Its just so certain that a loophole always exist

Lwkm.....Really hilarious.
I like fanta but if malt go show lasan....I will port oo.

barackodam:



laye, except if she's in love with your true self.

those that are after material things, story

Honestly, are u aware girls still spend their hard earn money for guys?
No voodoo involved.
Its all about hacking her heart base.
She will love you eventually.

walcut:
In Tubaba voice: just get her pregnant!

If she isnt yours...She will swallow postinor when she gets home.
She will be like..."Alakoba oshi"
No be me you go put for trouble.

Ifakiland:
The best way to keep ur gf is to give her "wahala"....keep her on her toes and she will be too busy thinking abt u all day long, she no go get time for herself sef.
Gals love wahala guys...show her care on money, give her wahala Tues to Friday, and start d care again till Sunday.

You are right....Whenever she visit u,make sure she doesn't go back the way she came.
Even if she won't open legs yet.
Make sure u keep her active throughout.
Be troublesome.
Be naughty.
Be gently.
Be rough.
Especially, make sure u handle with her hairs and other part u take interest in.

heatflux:
Op. Why can't the ladies too learn/try or make real efforts to keep their man

Lolzz...You really haven't seen how agile a lady can be when she loves her baby boo.
I wish u can see one for example.
I have a female who is always asking me for tips as she love her guy so much...and I have been given her tips a guy like me will surely love from a girl....its over 7months and they are progressing so much.
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When a girl truly loves a guy.
You would wonder if voodoo isn't involved... Trust me.

firstking01:
what if i do all these and the degree of her love for me is tending towards zero, should i continue

Bro,I am cork sure about this.
There is always a loophole.
Search for it.

discoprophet:
Mods should ban this op.

Okay, give him a second chance..

Is that what is reigning now?

eitsei:
is it not when a guy does all these that you will say he's too soft, nice and cool for your liking ?

Its usually rare for a girl to switch taste.
If she fell for u while being cool.
There is no reason to quit with you because you are too cool.
They all have soft spots.
That's why the girl one guy spends money and time to get can also be the one spending her own money and time to get another guy.
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Ever wondered how a guy will toast a girl for months and it will still be pending.
Meanwhile,another guy will meet that same girl and within a week...He succeeds bleeping her.