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kilode100:
Poverty!! The bus wey no reach 50k, na him he wan take die.

by "50k"..do u mean 50,000?

YNWA..Liverpool to surprise d blues nd mourinho to mourn chelsea's loss today...SAI GEJ


Thinking in Swahili

kidwave:
Atoos, am well aware of that. I know why i put it that way. lol. Are you a Liverpool fan? because you sound as if you don't wanna lose him.

well I am a lpool fan and definitely no lpool fan wants Gerrard to leave...
YNWA tho

chibwike:
Disclaimer: please those of us with the mentality that all what girls want is money., can stay off this thread. Lets cut them some slack..coz there are some geniune ones among them,.who are caring and loving as they are,.and are not neccesarily after your money. That said

Here are some mistakes guys make when chatting with a girl or texting her.


Confessing your feelings over text.
As a guy, when you have this bottled-up feelings, you want to blurt them out. You feel only if she knew how much,you like her. She will want to be our gf. WRONG..the moment you blurt ur feeling to a girl tru text. You are revealing you hand, and leaving her nothing to work for.


Remember, the less she has to work for you, the more bored she becomes.

Sennding nice guy texts
Do you know why some girls are repulsed, by nice guys. Because the send boring texts. When a girl is continually pulling to read. ''hope your day is going well'', ''have you eaten'', have you had ur bath''. You began to seriously annoy her. These are checking in texts, and they make you appear too needy.

Being too available.
There are few reasons these will kill her attraction towards you. Firstly, it eliminates your mystery, secondly it doesnt give her time to miss you and anticipate hearing from you. She places less value on guys that are easy to catch. Which means if you are always around, she begins to value you less.

Texting your way to the friendzone.
Here is where guys blow it, they think the more they text back and fort with a girl, the more she likes them,well, they are sort of right, she likes them,,.as a friend tho. And we all know friendzoning is real.

Giving up too soon.
Every girl has a lock and getting her turned is just a matter of finding the right key. Most guys give up immediately she plays hard to get.

Happy romantic year.

kk

Guy...dude is leaving at the end of the season..


The way u put it, sounds like he has left already...

Fash20:
I LAUGH IN SWAHILI....












































































































































































































































































































































Bazamu yanda ba. 5:3 is too much walahi. I know some fefol will be haffi wit dat score. Bura uban tottenham...































































































I LAUGH IN SPANISH.

I like guys like this...I knw one mumu will still quote him.

and I quote

Nairaland

Nairaland

wow...FTC
back to topic..



not my business...

There's always that footballer that you hate, even despite his talent you just hate him/her...i want you guys to name that footballer you hate most and give reasons..

Starting from me, i dislike torres...maybe coz he was not loyal...and again because he his shite..YNWA.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL NAIRALANDERS..

jimmy101231:
Please what is N'abania I don't know cos I skull in Brazil

Sorry oh,but the last time i checked it was 'schooled' not 'skull'...



Please feel free to correct me if i spelt it wrong.

Jelo4kul:
FTC again. God what have I done to deserve this. twice in front page. Running naked on the street

pishures oh

missbronze:
Of course, i can do that. No Big deal in it.

Whenever i kneels down, i will just grab his carrot from his boxers into my mouth.

He will burst into laugh.., and, Fiam.., No more quarrel.

And, we are good and happy.

CHISOS 97 likes...i lyk sisters like dis

hmmm!!!

Xymc1:
Lets just clear the air and end this argument the political way.





Hit like if you'll take the green button

msheew 4 ur mind oh

write2obi:
Our improvising skills, u can not believe how many bags of salt i sold that unfortunate day.

chaii, ur head dy there...chop knuckle!

IN CASE...10th to comment,na small small

Mtcheww,na only naija dey do dat thing...if dem try am, i trust all dose babalawo fans..

Oxygenbutter77:
you are realy watching the match. They need a scapegoat for the time being and Balo as even the Guardian.co.uk predicted on their analyses will be blamed for a Gerard indecline. The team of liverpool's marking is just too wrong. They are not getting the balls or the Real mardrid player or blocking the spaces and all letting the Mardrid players get into Vital areas. They aren't even fouling. All three goals were not Balo related.

so,were the goals Gerrard related...'gerrard in decline iz as good as balotelli in his prime'

Cooljoe1:
Liverpool fc is an insult to the united kingdom-words of david cameron

people saying shit on nairaland since 1900.

holarid:
we ar only team dat keep hope alive for england in UCL
#teamCFC

as much as i hate 2 say it,i agree with u...but still YNWA

MTN project fame: N7.5m + SUV
Etisalat Nigerian Idol: N5m
Glo Naija sings: N5m + SUV
Gulder Ultimate search: N10m + SUV
Maltina Dance All: N10m + SUV
Cowbell Maths Competition: N100k
Lagos State spelling bee: N50k
Schools' scrabble: N25k
Cool FM spelling game: A goodie bag filled with amila drink
And you're asking why there's so much failure in WAEC?

So if someone asks you, you will say u have a post on nairaland...

hermesprogidy: All I can do is laugh out loud @ your comment Get ready for Westbrom heartbreak on Saturday

you wish..

LEAFLET: With the way Liverpool be going down they will soon discover oil!

no offense dude...but are u trying to be funny? if yes,trust me, u are doing a bad job...

hermesprogidy: I am a United fan, post away.

i cant blame you,i mean it pains to see ma dear lpool play at d expense of united..
i knw aw u feel, have been there b4, but u should get used to it..i still think we will beat man utd to the top4

SlimSkipper: abeg bros which month we dey?

ugh dats why i said "late" october...

hermesprogidy: by off day, I guess you mean three years?

am guessing u are a man utd fan...which club do support b4 i post my bitter truths.?

clemz88: I guess suarez Will be laughing in his sitting room n calling brendan a coward for selling him

last time i checked, suarez himself wanted to leave lpool and even if we ddnt sell him ....he wouldnt play till late october..

hermesprogidy: truth is bitter, liverpool is down and out.

you actually haven't said the truth...everybody has off days even football clubs...
keep calm kopites, we never walk alone and we won't start now..

something magical to happen in this match...REDorDEAD.