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Team psychology to the rescue.

Shrink office coming to towns near u.

Nigerians lts start blaming ourself quicklyooooooo; So that by next election we go know why to do.

Sometimes I dnt knw wht to do with my life this days. I cnt go out cus am broke n dnt have job. I come online I see cleavages. I wnt to put my hands down there but there is its a "sin" feeling to it. I don't have girlfriend. I type I dnt get likes. I go to church pastor says God will prosper me if I break am somtin. I go home try to commite sucide.. But will have to do it tblize style n alert my best friend to come save me. I don't have best friend.

I am bored with critizing buhari. Cus its getting old. I laugh at tribal rants cus its kinda funny.

Natin mks me happy this days..natin mks me sad either. Am probably the most "just there" guy around.

Everytin scares in this regime. Even news.

Oh social media, what have you done!

She needs you to keep that talk rolling..if you compliment her she wins...if you criticize her she wins.

Keep talking!

Tb joshua predicted this occurance in 2014.

Arielle:
It's called Coprophilia. Sexual arousal and pleasure from excrement. Didn't think Africans were involved in this Poo. Pun intended. Heard Adolf Hitler was one. Eva Braun, his main squeeze, used to wee and crap on his face.
But I think there's a different between one who derives sexual pleasure from being defeated on and one who eats the excrement because she's been offered tons of money to do so. The former is a sick Fhvck and the latter is a ho!

She may not eat the excrement. Rather, she gets to defeacate on the person and get paid. She doesnt need to be suffering from the desease herself.

justicejay:
They are saying Chelsea has found another makelele. We will hear the rest of the story when season starts.

Na so van gal been deceive us.

Dem go change am for conte now.
Him go hear am hot!

justicejay:
They are saying Chelsea has found another makelele. We will hear the rest of the story when season starts.

No mind chelsea. Na so van gal tk deceive united.

Wen him enter the premier, him hear am hot!
Na once dem change am for am.

Na so this guy own go be.

Dem go skin leicester finish. That team de head for coca cola.

Somtimes i wanna be famouse for doing natin.

U knw..like wake up in the morning and do notin..and stiill be famouse all over the world

Tk it frm a guy dt dnt knw much about women.

Tht lady will be calling tht guy soon. Dt niga has raw intensity. hes not afraid to compliment and insult her.

Plus he made her trend.

Think u n that chick should have sex now
..cus you reali made her famouse.

gunther6:
Have you seen the father? You obviously failed secondary school biology or didn't have the fortitude to attend one

Bur bae, u look dt lady with ur natural woman eye n tell me if she no rub " that pormade"..Even sikini.

Whys is dawta dark?.

Cus thts how mum use to be.

Nature- 1

Mum-0.

Maybe we all live to be a 100, maybe we
wont.

Whatever you do make each moment count.


RIP.

Thanks!

You only live once! So enjoy the power of youth.you will not understand the power of your youth until they fade. Look at your past photos, wonder how beatiful you look back then.

You are not as fat as you look.

Do one thing that scares you everyday.

Sing!

Dont be reckless with othet peoples heart. Dont put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Dont waste your time in jealousy.

Sometimes your ahead, sometimes your behind. The race is long. However, in the end you only running against yourself.

Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed doing this dont forget to tell others how.

Keep some old love letters.

Dont feel guilty if you dont know what you want to do with your life.some of the most interesting people i know didnt know what they wanted to do with theirs at 25. Some 40yrs i know still dont.

Maybe you will mary. Maybe you wont.
Maybe you will have children, maybe you wont.

Whatever you do congratulate yourself. Dont beat yourself up.

Your choices are half chances, so is everyone else.

Dont worry about your incorrect words, or phrase that were used to mock you here on NL, but take those correction. You never know when they will matter.

Remember, honest people may say God does not exist. Dishonest people may say God does. Follow your faith.

Enjoy your body, use it in any and every way you can. Dont be afraid of what people think of it. Its your greatest instrument.

Dance!
Even if you have nowhere to do it but your living room.

Read directions. Even if you dont follow them

DO NOT read beauty magazines. They will ony make you feel ugly about yourself.

Get to know your parents. You never know when they will be gone for good!

Be nice to your siblings. They are your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Bridge gap between geography and lifestyle..because the older you get the more you will need the people you knew when you where young.

Live in lagos onces.. But leave before it makes you hard. Live in the village a while. But leave before it makes you soft.

Whatever you do stay happy.
And may whatever God you serve be with you.

Modified from:
The big kahuna.

Gej psychosis.


- mental ailment that arise from blaming gej administration for longer than neccessary.

Oh boy!

Dis guy reali wan bend chief daughter? Abi nobi technically wetin i hear. Lol!

Egbon if you like the girl walk up toher. Node use para yan.

RichYoungNigga:
Why are you so foolish ??

I don't wanna give you that attention you're seeking.
Have a nice day

Lol..
Obvious. Yu dnt knw even HW not to give attention.

RichYoungNigga:
She needs a nigga that will come over and dig her out.
She needs a nigga that's gonna put it in her mouth

This why we whites cops shoot blacks.

Male and female alike. My first was trying to explain the importance of getting involved with marriage asap. The "35" tin was to explain alternative scenarios to early starts.

First am a Christian and believe early marriage. Tho am not talking islam early. (no offense islam people)

However, am no peadophile, rather a law abiding citizen. So within this context, my ddfinition of early would then be between 18-24. Which by nigeria standard is still young. Right? Ok!

Didd i hear someone say let dem finish schl first na? em..NO!. Time is relative. No time!

Women dont know what they want. Even adults ones.Thats why we are here. To remind them of what they want.
Before they start tellinng you that they want a shape shifter. Againn no time

They ill undetstand after the third child!

Ok! Early marriage. Reasons.. Here we go!


#1. Swift movement from one authority structure to another.

When i say swift. I dont mean usein bolt swift. rather, i mean the flash swift. Nano second sontin! wam bam!. Done!
Before she can say my name sweet oo!

When they young, they just too prettty to waste time on.
from one daddy figure, to another!
Family of orietation to procreation. This might come across as too tamed but Studies have shown tthat women dont do well in the "wild"

#2. Early reproduction starts.
Get her pregnant early in real time and halt "yanger" plus the next generation aint gonna give birth to themself.

She needs to start speaking mummy and fast too. If shes gonna see that "children children" that she loves talking about, the time to start is now.

#3. Responsibility starts Early.

remembers those girls who are minute away from monopause, yet still posting about kylie jenner? Well you wouldd be looking at them like " when this one go know herself"

Savings dont go first for weavon. Rather they are for daipers. Thesame money.. Different purpose. Its calleed killing oneself so the next generation can live.

#4. You get to be naive.

Even you would be shock what you dont know when you committ early. Too many sharp girls out there. Not good for marriage. Stayed out too long. Now air don enter

Naivity doesnt always go with derogatories. Its an almost " as i hear i judge place".

Unlike all those sharp girls that had master men behavior from sampling great many numbers, you get to be ignorant or completly obliviouse to even to obviouse.
That way basic respect is mentained. You see!

Marriage in the end, gets to to lasst longer than the enemies forcast.

#5. You get the rare priviledge of growing witth somone.

Not when she enter 35-36 and now shouting after all this years at 37-38. Just because of one small "shengele mess up"

Here she actually gets to grow with him. And as such reserve rigght to shout it.. and after she is tired of shouting it, is free to shout it some more.

Because both had committe equal years and time to it and as such is scared to see it fail.

Ok folks! Comment if you shall.








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Weve focus too much on our outward appearance and had left our minds un-attended.

Judgement dont begin with this kind,..it begins in Gods own house.

If you consider the only reason christ came was to teach us love. summary of all Gods commandment is in love..then we should know that anyone who preaches contrary no matter their reasons are already preaching against christ.

Christ-love.

Therefore anyone who says love does not exist is indirectly saying Christ does not exist.

No matter what the world forces us to confess, confess love!..confess Christ!

The times are perilous.

MrCork:
..calm down babes..no need for atitude....this is the problem wit u females,
serrrrriously!!!!((SHAME))

am a dude. plus am not agitated.

TrapQueen77:
I don't think so. If black ppol keep bleaching they may tend to have a light skin tone.but this doesnt mean it will eradicate them. The moment they will have children, their children will have a true color of being a black. The only way we will all have a fair skin one day without using any bleaching is when we all do interracial

less consider symbolic interractions and individuals actions.

one can be bone gay...however, if he/she lives in a society of straight men and women, he can easily become straight and vice versa.

my point is that no matter how many dark skinned is birthed in a year as long as society preference is skewed in favour of light skinned, eventually light skin will prevail.

note again, i never said ds will be eradicated, i simply mention they will become rare in society in the future.

MrCork:
thise is the problem wit u homebase people....Somebody try to advise u & u come up wit atitude like Bus condutor!!((SHAME))

excuse u!
home based?
bus conductor?

by the way whats wrong with both?