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joseph1832:
Prove it?

meh too late. Ur girl won.

joseph1832:
Well I wouldn't know until you try it with me?

Better still, kindly vote my friend mimzy here, www.nairaland.com/3186985/miss-nairaland-contest-2016-grand voting ends by 6pm. Thanks.

Lol.All this was a ploy to get me to vote mimzy.Well,too bad Someone else has gotten to me first. :p

joseph1832:
Try it _Audray, you just might like it. there's no harm it experimenting. I believe you know there's always a first and second time, to everything.

Everything?! One time I hugged a hungry dog.It did'nt end well.I have'nt given it a second try.LOL.On a more serious note.What makes u think I have'nt "experimented" a few times and decided that casual flings and guys aren't my thing?

joseph1832:
LOL. Must one have a girlfriend to do such? Ever heard of casual fling?

Get a gf dude! . Ah...well,I don't do flings...especially not with guys .

joseph1832:
Then why deny me the taste of it, I hear the soft feel of it its like one having velvet passed along his tongue.

Indeed, I'm now inclined to dedicate a sex poem to your veejayjay.

Lol.G morning .I was just messing with ya .Looks like it worked! U should get a gf for that though.

joseph1832:
Now how come at the mention of your veejayjay, you suddenly found few words for comfort?. Remember what I said about the hunter being the hunted?

Ugh. Now U think ur suave eh? . The whole VJ mentioning thing was abrupt.But then again u "heard" right :p .

joseph1832:
I'd rather you threaten me with the lushness of your veejayjay. I hear it makes those who taste it, keep coming back for more.

Lol. Wut? U heard from where? Go to bed now.

joseph1832:
LMAO. I'm not throwing death threats at you, its against forum rules, and I don't want to get banned. I have a job to do with this moniker.

But feel free, if death threats is what you feel like throwing, I promise I'll indulge you.

Well ur taking too long to indulge.I've already threatened u with Knife stabs,gun shots, a meat cleaver,cyanide poisoning and evisceration!If this were real,you'd be long dead. LOL. ....So u are that ShaqFu guy. No wonder.

joseph1832:
Audray, if insults is what you want to indulge in, I may be oblige to introduce you to my alter ego, ShaqFu, and believe me, he doesn't take prisoners.

LoLz.Are we "insulting"? I thought we were casually throwing death threats at each other!...Well...bring in ShaqFu.I haven't eviscerated anyone in a while.

joseph1832:
What you saw in my place? Which place? The place of heavenly bliss, or hunted dreams?

And hey, you just might like to take a sniff of my pants. who knows, you just might like it. LOL.

Haha! OMG! . Do u not get the meaning of STALKER?. I don't just watch u.I Watch everything about u.Including where u live.*Don't tell me ur squating there* which is BTW,a dump! I was tempted to spike ur stuff with cyanide,but that isn't a very fun way to murder is it? Physical jeopardy all the way!

joseph1832:
Ohhh I'm peeping in my pants. Like I told you before, the hunter, will become the hunter.

Jeez dude! TMI! I don't wanna know what u doing with ur pants.Like what I saw at ur place was'nt horrifying enough...

joseph1832:
LOL. Never forget, a hunter who makes its prey know he's coming, truly knows this: "when you understand the nature of a thing, you know what its capable of".

Wow... So deep!At least u acknowledged that u are the prey here.Also the only thing ur capable of is running. I promise you...You're not gonna see that meat cleaver coming...

joseph1832:
Readily you'll find this as the case of the hunter, becoming the Hunted.

Or why do you think I follow you? LOL.

meh.Ur not a very good hunter.Ur lousy at it.Ur following some other poor girl.Watch ur back bro...That random noise might not be a rat...

joseph1832:
Stalking me? Oh you're the one who's been liking my posts as far back as 2015 October. Wow! Don't know if should take this as a compliment, or statement.

How are you anyway?

Me? like ur posts!? LOL...You wish! I say stalking in such a way that there's a high chance of u being randomly stabbed or shot at as ur walking down a street. :x

fingard02k:
why bully?
infact am not eating again.. will starve.

Go right ahead .I will not attend ur funeral sha.

Chuksemi:
I just snooped around. Disturbed your dog and peeped into your diary. I tripped more. I just followed now.

Alright I see u .Just leave my dawg alone :p

fingard02k:
don't make me

Drop that stick bfore u poke ur eyes out with it Bearbs!

Chuksemi:
I am so tripping for your Moniker. Posh

Thanks dude.

fingard02k:
Stop winking at me please. .I'm hungry biko. you just made me burn my noodles

LOL Have u burnt down the house yet?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc66ff]•Lanick.y
Because there are those that think that her appearance doesn't measure up to the standard of a Miss.Nairaland.
And I say they should shut their faces

You can't really vote with to much purpose,this whole competition is vurtually purpose less.
But the above is my reason. [/color]

Lol.I'm wondering what xactly those "standards" are.But maybe there's a purpose. That being to observe how long a girl can keep licking ass*s to win N50,000 .It's harmless reasearch :p.

fingard02k:
lolzz you should know typo errors when you see one.. that mean you need better lens

u should know I was mocking ur typo Mister BEARBS

calliope:
Audray do you have any candidate in mind? Or voting isn't a thing

Hey bae! Long time.
I have'nt got any candidate in mind.I'm not even voting. Apathy is fun! U nko? Who u voting?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc66ff] I decided to assist you this time, you welcome.

Voting for Lani
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How helpful... No thanks sha :p . SO! Why are u voting for Lani?(Who's Lani BTW?)