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HealthRe: 5 Reasons Why Your Private Part Smells And What To Do by Audray(f): 5:34pm On Nov 24, 2017
SalomonKane:
Lawd! Is this you?
Haha. how you doing Joe?
HealthRe: 5 Reasons Why Your Private Part Smells And What To Do by Audray(f): 4:59pm On Nov 21, 2017
columbus007:
the beginning of a wrong advice sad
What a "Manly" comment.
HealthRe: 5 Reasons Why Your Private Part Smells And What To Do by Audray(f): 4:13pm On Nov 21, 2017
Follysho707:
True... but ladies should be extremely "self-conscious" of this so called 'normal odor' before sex. It could be a mood-killer. kiss
Some ladies just lack every sense of "self-consciousness" that they just wanna do "doggy" without showering for most part of the day. It's a 'mood-killer', Simple! angry
"Extremely self conscious" is rather.... well,extreme.
I'm of the opinion that a woman should be hygienic for herself as a habit and not for the sake of "preventing a turn off" for a guy.
It's not always about what you guys want ya know.
HealthRe: 5 Reasons Why Your Private Part Smells And What To Do by Audray(f): 2:55pm On Nov 21, 2017
My dear ladies,Do NOT DOUCHE!
YOU'RE not doing your self any good douching.
Having odours down there is totally normal.
Sign that you're healthy down there.
Its only bad when it's rather excessive and extremely unpleasant. When this is constant no matter how clean u are,then go see ur Gynecologist Asap.
A trim of the hairs and regularly rinsing off with water after peeing is all you need.
Basically good hygiene habits.
Say no to douching.
The End.
CelebritiesRe: Dencia Shades Wizkid & Jada Pollock, His Manager Turned Baby Mama (Photo) by Audray(f): 2:35pm On Nov 21, 2017
Onijagidijagan:
All females have lost their reputation in my sight..I can pick up 100% of girls in my car. married or not, older or younger, with boyfriends or with rings just for bleebing and throw away.

Guys that are having problem with girls are d ones that are truthful, innocent, thinks & act broke and and looks poor. (they are d ones quoting me now)


Do not hate on wizkid some of you here castigating my comment will do more than wizkid, flavour, fela, femi kuti, davido, mc galaxy and nice if you were in their shoes.
Stop being hypocritical.


Meanwhile, If you hate this comment go and hug transformer.
You're basically the definition of a whöre. A high class prostituté. Thing is, hour whorîng has eaten deep into your brain and you just can't fathom that you are a damn hoe. Now ,Stop being an idiót and quit showing off that you stick ur diçk everywhere and in everything that has a hole. Cheesebrained Caveman.
If u find this comment hurtful... go and lie on a busy highway.
CrimeRe: Young Man Commits Suicide In Abuja (Disturbing Photo) by Audray(f): 7:38am On Nov 13, 2017
Most of you need to STOP being idiotic .
It's not always about hunger and it's not always about your utterly useless giant white father in the sky who did nothing to save him.
Be sensible humans for once.
Christianity EtcRe: Jehovah’s Witnesses Believe About Gay & What The Bible Says About Homosexuality by Audray(f): 11:14am On Nov 12, 2017
The bible is full of stinking life sucking poo . Now go throw yourselves off a cliff and directly report me to your fictitious giant white dad in the sky if you think otherwise.
Jokes EtcRe: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by Audray(f): 3:30pm On Oct 30, 2017
Sylverly:
madam women right activist, defender of the female gender. .I'm not trying to be silly. Don't take this personal. Moreover, I see nothing wrong with the grammar unless, you have PhD in linguistics.. Then you can succinctly juxtapose
...Of course, only PHD holders can correct you.
Oh well, I don't have one.
So you win.
You get to sleep a champion tonight.
Yay.
Jokes EtcRe: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by Audray(f): 1:49pm On Oct 30, 2017
AlanSugar:
Hmm, Audray Audray, are you married? I'd sure like to get to know you. BTW, why's your name Audray, shouldn't it be Audrey? Anyways, what do I know? Bttp, the grammar is good but I don't understand the "next time your go or wife wears makeup.... "line. Mind explaining? Can send mail it's OK.
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Oh my...
Seems I've forgotten how to spell my own name or how it's spelling shouldn't be altered on online forums.
You know, instead of doing the whole mail thing , you could just check out my profile. It'll definitely help you get to know me...
Also,it's too hot this afternoon for me to start explaining sarcastic comments.
Jokes EtcRe: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by Audray(f): 12:58pm On Oct 30, 2017
AlanSugar:
There's nothing wrong with the topic dear, when you "drive " with someone in a car, it doesn't necessarily mean you're the driver.
Defend the OP's grammar all you want.
It's wrong and misleading.
Simple.
Next time your gf or wife wears makeup and gets in a car with you,don't forget to tell her to gtfo so the car doesn't crash or something.
Jokes EtcRe: You Shouldn't Allow A Lady To Drive In Your Car Without Seat-belt. See Why by Audray(f): 12:30pm On Oct 30, 2017
Don't be silly OP. The owner of that face mask wasn't driving. Leave women alone.
CelebritiesRe: Cute Photo Of D'banj And Wande Coal Stare Deeply Into Each Other's Eyes by Audray(f): 4:01pm On Oct 21, 2017
Seriously misleading title.
TV/MoviesRe: Bright Echefu Ikechukwu, The Owner Of TSTV (Profile, Photos) by Audray(f): 10:36am On Oct 03, 2017
jnwankwo:
Another MMM Scam. Everybody beware.

These TSTV guys are actually reckless. I am really surprised that they brought the minister into this.
I believe that this is another MMM. Buyers beware. This is based on the following:
1. Bein sports acquired the EPL, Champions League and Laliga only for MENA (Middle East and North Africa). They do not have the right for Nigeria. DSTV owns the rights for Nigeria till 2019. You cannot give what you do not have. When a new service is launched, you have to wait for the next bidding round to have a shot at acquiring the rights. You cannot jump in the middle and start showing it. Things are not done that way in the PayTV world.

2.
A lot of channels listed like CNN, National Geographic, Discovery etc were acquired by DSTV on an exclusive basis for DTH in sub-saharan Africa by DSTV. Channels like Star Movies, MBC2, etc are only cleared for middle east and Asia. I really doubt that they have the rights to those channels. They may show it for one or two months before they are asked to take them off air.

3.
I check with a content aggregator on the cost per subscriber for these channels, assuming they can buy the rights, it came out the about 23 USD per month. That is excluding the sports channels. Based on today's naira exchange rate of 365 naira to a dollar, the cost is 8,395 Naira per subscriber. The content owners globally charge per month for their content. They do not charge per week or part of the month. The content owners dictate the terms. Nobody can pay 8395 Naira and charge 3000 Naira. Not possible.

4.
The cost of decoder package is as follows - decoder 25 USD, smartcard 4 USD, dish is 5 USD. Total is 34 USD (12410 naira). If we add shipping and clearing, you can get 15,000 Naira. To charge 5000 Naira for the package, you will need a lot of cheap money from bank to fund the decoder purchase. Buying 15,000 and selling 5000 sounds interesting to me.

5.
To do internet via satellite, you need VSAT equipment which is expensive compared to the dish/lnb you need to receive dstv. Minimum cost of vsat equipment should be not less than 50,000 Naira. If you use the traditional dish equipment, you can only receive. You cannot do internet with it. Unless TSTV will supply you 40,000 Naira vsat equipment for 5000 Naira.

6.
I went to lyngsat and checked the ABS 3A satellite, I did not see any information about any TSTV channels. Lyngsat is the database of all channels currently on satellite.

7.
When you launch a new DTH platform, you start with a test transmission. This allows you to work through some issues that might come up. It also gives people chance to see some of your channels to make sure they are real before committing their money. There is no test transmission from TSTV.

8. EFCC Fraud Charges
EFCC arrested this guy last year for fraud. Not credible.
http://motherhoodinstyle.net/2016/01/23/doctor-who-proposed-marriage-to-wifes-close-friend-4-months-after-her-death-dumped-after-hes-nabbed-by-efcc/


In conclusion, people should ask enough questions before investing their hard earned money. If it is too good to be true, it's probably is. Let this not be another MMM.
Hey are you a robot? Quit spamming.
Foreign AffairsRe: London Train Attack: 18 People Injured And Hospitalised After Failed Bucket Bomb by Audray(f): 4:23pm On Sep 15, 2017
WotzupNG:
When they thought they have become enlightened, they abandoned Christianity to embrace atheism. What they don't know is that mankind was created to worship and to worship YAHWEH only. The moment they abandoned Christianity, they exposed themselves to other forms of worship e.g atheism (worship of self) and even satanism.

The vacuum left behind by the reducing Christianity in the West is now getting filled by Islam and it's murderous tendencies. They ditched Christ, now they have no choice but to enjoy terrorism. The sad part is that they have been so blinded to the point of even supporting the mass influx of Arabs and their barbaric ways into Europe.

Christ is the only Salvation for mankind.
The f&$k is your problem?!
Even Christ cringes at this piece of turd!

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