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KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#D462FF]. obviously you do.
If you keep me on yer mind the way you do

Seriously though, why am I always in yer mouth!!!
And why is it almost always bad?! [/color]

The dude obviously likes u. He's just too shy to say it point blank. His Macho "man" Act is supposed to draw u to him d more ? :/

ShayGirl:
Keep ur hi to ur self before I crush u this afternoon

LOL.

See this one...When d Ladies of NL finish with u...

Yeah yeah.blah blah blah...The guys end up wanting to date or sleep with the girl cos she hangs with them...why can't u men control urselves?!

Unspoken Rule No 1 of NL:Thou shall definately be bashed.No matter what.
*We are one BIG HAPPY family(Believe at ur own peril)
*Nobody actually cares that u are new here.They commented out of boredom.
*They are already bashing u for ur ur typos
*The jolly"Welcome Crew" is ready to bash u till u hate ur self and deactivate ur account.
*NL doesn't give "fun".It agitates even more.U better go home.
****From a Bored Nairalander****

This again?Op What is wrong with u? If ur an adult,Shame on u for posting this here.And if ur a teenager under d cover of this site,grow up and get a life.

MrCork:
^^^^ther she go again.... **ANGRY BLACK WOMAN**...this is exxxactly we we run away from black women & feeeel safe with white femlales!(TRUE STORRRY)

angry black woman? LoL. Just quit naming me alright cork?Gnite.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2] you watch too much tv and movies.[/color]

Uhg.Ur no fun :p .Say yes now?

MrCork:
..darling u r the most reeespetted lessssbian on nairaland & we like u cozzz u r preeety..we wish u not a lessssbian thou..pls quit

Cork ,If anyone should be quitting anything now.It's u.quit this trolling shite. Why do u keep referring to ur self as "We"?Are u a legion of demons?

MrCork:
JESUSBOIY is 10000% faggggggg,,so is iamdurent (another 1000% fagggg..they the only 2 homos on Nairaland.. The only two lesssbians are Audray & KingCheezyPuff and they both femmmminist! ....WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPPENIN TO NAIRALAND??

Dude pleaaaase STOP MENTIONING ME!

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#8ab2e2]°NO [/color]

*Creepy music plays in the background* Cheezypuff...SAY YES...OR ELSE...

*Borrows Orijin from above*Timsonpreye sef. Why send a PM to a COMPLETE stranger? Instead of checking out DP's and posts and deciding to send d gal a Msg like some creepy stalker/Vaseline crew guy,Why not quote the girl a bit,engage her in(sensible) conversation,make her notice u,get her interested,Then send the PM.There'd be a pretty high chance of her replying.It's not that hard.This thread is irrelevant and annoying.

Amabeast:
Nah, he doesn't have any gay porn and besides gay wouldn't have made me stiff naow ...

*Sips Tea* Hmmmmmm.U sef. U suspected frm the very beginning that the guy was gay,ur friends WARNED you,he changed clothes in front of u, he tried to touch ur junk,he started to sweet talk u,and instead of hauling as* outta there,u still sat there asking why he was gay(WTF?!) ,until he tried to force himself on u. U were clearly in d crosshairs of a sexual predator.Why did'nt u sever the tie earlier? Were'nt u Ballsy enough?I thought u were an adult? If anything had happened it would have been" Gay men are rapists"trending right abt now.BTW... How'd u know that "He doesn't have any gay porn"...How did u "know"?.... Dude, When u are done with this script,inform us of it's transition to TV.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=orange]°and tempt me with what I can't have
....no. [/color]

*Psychotic Glare* U should say yes... :

KingCheezyPuff:
°•That name is Hot! Hot!
...*I wish you woulda said that before I made biscuit!

LOL.I probs wasn't on NL around then.I've still got a few more food themed monikers . wanna see?

KingCheezyPuff:
*I knew them was mods and not a computer!!

But Nah.
They only ban biscuit and cheezy
They can't know about Valerie

Meh...computers are not that silly . Biscuit and cheezy are d most used.Everyone that knows u knows abt Valerie.Its just that u hardly use it.
Hey! What d'ya think of HotChickenSoup? :p

KingCheezyPuff:
Oh.thanks (sarcasm )

.°•Me! The spambots have a collective crush on me
And have been dishing me day bans
set me free.....ta punish me again .

ur
welcome(duh...sarcasm) GlazedDonut.
*So the "spambots"(Jealous,busybody mods) know all the accounts ur affiliated to and this one WILL soon b given a ban too?

ButteredBiscuit:
*What kind of name is that?

Man! I don't be doing nothin'.

Hey! be thankful,It's an awesome addition to ur list of food themed monikers :p .
*Who gets banned for doin nothing? :/

QueenValerie:
[color=#ffd801]*I know the rules
And he isn't gathering gays for a meeting so he ain't broke no rule

*°An just becuz we don't want you Cork
it don't mean we lesbian/gay![/color]

Hey BarbequeSausage! What exactly do u do that gets u banned so much?

MrCork:
..corrrection...that fagggg been atractin more faggs to nairaland...Nairaland used to be fun & a Gay free zone and now..for some reason Gays now hav the guts to post threads on Nairaland....He the most hated livin thing on nairaland and we hate him wit passsssion..we only like u, Audray & Ellacute simply becuz u r nice lesbbbbians and most of all, u r females. That Faggggggot needs to go...the faggg even had the guts to diss ladies like HateU2 juss becuzz shes fat. We will find him! (REAL TALK)

LoL...please dude stop.

I don't know u. But from this thread u've opened i have deduced that: *u are a narcissicist. *u need to go to sleep *ur looking for who to fight with this night *Everyone agrees that ur a slut *Ur name is Onila *U are a "virgin" *U have a thing for pot bellied dudes. *u want to be popular

I don't know u. But from this thread u've opened i have deduced that: *u are a narcissicist. *u need to go to sleep *ur looking for who to fight with this night *Everyone agrees that ur a slut *Ur name is Onila *U are a "virgin" *U have a thing for pot bellied dudes. *u want to be popular

These persons should be discreetly replaced with realistic looking AI replicas from DARPA,lest they accidentally start off WW3 .

OMG!On July 2,2016 at exactly 10:42 PM , I clicked REPLY and a page came up then I forgot what I wanted to say,then I typed this comment instead and clicked on Submit and now you guys are reading this and wondering what the hell my point is !OMG! Creepy coincidence! This is fuc*ing unbelievable! So strange!

halfricanadian:
Simple all guys 12 disciplines

Na so . I BELIEVE YOU .

halfricanadian:
are u sure u want to?

I asked didn't I? Remember to assign d genders to the names sha...

. Yay! Feminists!
Halfricanadian.. Pls I'd like to know each of ur kids names

Iamsynord:
ol oooo....

But some are saying it is my banana she wants.. What do u say to this........ ?

Hmm... I say Keepeth ur Banana in ur pants... To avoid stories that touch the heart.

[quote author=Iamsynord post=46203338]thank you sister..do u want me to be sending you the bananas too[/quoteNah..Thanks.Just don't disappoint that girl

pcguru1:
Its like you don't know mamagee3

I don't...is she usually dis high? :p