₦airaland Forum

LuveU2:
Lmao epic! There is no O in my handle tho

I tried.But bia...which one is "Luve"kwa?

LoveU2 If u think u look anything like that painting then My name is Beyonce,I'm Nigerian and my father is an alien.

joseph1832:
Yea sex in general, also alcohol, weed, politics and the likes... Remember, the spilling comes after the chilling.

I sigh in relief.Fear for catch me."Discussing sperm"Haha..
*You must have really open minded friends then.
*Of course the spilling def comes after the "chilling". Very recently I had a rather eye opening experience in that dept.

joseph1832:
Yea, but usually in the company of willing girls, who aren't afraid to tango, and who are also proud of their sexuality.

okay.So u discuss sexuality in general and not sperm exclusively?.

Biko Lalasticlala et al, I know this says "Graphic Pics"But I don't think dead people should be photographed this way.It's not right.It's disrespectful and unfair to the dead.People will still click despite the warning.Humans are naturally curious.Hell!even Tv stations don't display dead bodies so brazenly. Can u at least blur out the gory parts?Minors have access to this site too.BTW,I hope the Pupils are okay.This accident was avoidable.They were obviously UTI of alcohol.They killed themselves. If there is such a thing,I hope they RIP.

joseph1832:
Oh not the milkish cream you mentioned. I'm talking about the milkish cream that travel faster than a snail, when they're inside that tube, hoping to fulfill their mission. Lol.

Really?Seriously?U sit around with dudes discussing sperm? Pls tell me it's the alcohol...

joseph1832:
Oh all of that, apart from girls, that is, and not to forget something milkish...

hmm.I can think of a dozen things that are milkish;Ice cream,creamer,Latte,Kunu,Yoghurt,Soy milk,etc.I'd like to know which of these creamy delights u like to talk about.

STFUareyouG0d:
My dear, I don't have to be paid. I'll do more if it's you. Trust me

That so?.Stop sha.I'm not voting for him.I'm apathetic to e-politics.

STFUareyouG0d:
look here my friend, we've had enough of the doll talk.


Why should you discard my campaign talk? Do you not know that's why we here?
C'mon get a seat and listen to my campaign sermon

Hian! How mush dis guy dey pay u?

STFUareyouG0d:
Read what you typed again, this time, read slowly then tell me if I'm one who looked bothered by those things

My dear, snap out of that shii and embrace reality

Anyways, have you heard of iamking.zlee?

Don't be a wet blanket and Smile jare. U asked for reasons,I gave em to u.whether or not ur interested in dolls is zero persons business.
BTW,carry that ur campaign go somewhere else abeg.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cccc00]I love them baby parrots. I didn't even know they came that cute.[/color]

Yeah, considering how annoying the grown up ones get.

STFUareyouG0d:
Why should I be interested in toy dolls? Give me 2 reasons why I should be

Haha.Oh my... Haven't u heard? These days,dolls are all the rave for full grown men.They don't ask for hair making allowance,nag,pressure u for marriage,get unnecessarily dramatic, and best of all are bedmatically available anytime.So there u go,Six reasons to be interested in toy dolls. :p

joseph1832:
Oh. Saawee. LOL. You know the spilling makes the fun chilling, very chilling I must say.

Hmm.Oh? So...whadaya spill about?Girls? Politics? Nairaland topics?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#cc00ff]Audray! Hi
❤Kittens and puppies are know Cuties. I wanted to something different.... [/color]

Yeah I figured. I wanna hug that hedgehog!

STFUareyouG0d:
"Ewwwwwwwwww! Don't go even there


But then, how do barbies sound?

Did u just "Ewwwwwwwww"? Okay tha's so Barbie-like.but if it makes u feel any better:You're a Ken.:p
Google Barbie and ken.U'd understand my comparision better.

What cute animal thread is complete without PUPPIES and Kittens?! especially PUPPIES!!!


That first panda though...

joseph1832:
Been here and there, chilling and spilling. You?

Same Same. Except the "spilling" part.

STFUareyouG0d:
oh! Thread must be very interesting you kept refreshing isn't it?

Okay.Now u sound like a Barbie with all ur "oh!'s" and winks.

joseph1832:
Hey hey. Seem you went ghost on a broda. Howdy do?

hey hey Bradah.Me good.Just busy lately.How u doing?

STFUareyouG0d:
Oh! Is it?
So how you got the mention?

Duh...I reloaded the page.

STFUareyouG0d:
I can see Audrey viewing

It's Audr"a"y not Audrey up here.

Cute Couple.I'd bet they'd be thrilled to know that on some random website, a thread with a lame title and mostly asinine comments has been created in their honor .

LoL.I think that's the part before Khan says : FATALITY

davspog2:
Haba! Aunty, after you started well you ended by looking for those guys trouble and they would sure come after you.

Speaking the truth has now bcome lookin for trouble?Well,lucky me. No online suicide bombers exsist...yet.

HalimaSadiya:
Why does everyone have access to the Internet for God's sake

It's the 21st century ma'am.Not 254 BC Persia.

don4real18:
And you feel that you have made sense...

Whether or not it makes sense to you doesn't concern me.

shyling:
Wouldn't rumple the sheets with an enemy

We're already rumpling sheets?! Won't u at least buy a girl an e-dinner first?:p

shyling:
Lol they must resume the show.... How are you girlfriend?

Huh.Some show. Anyways,I'm cool...and a tad bit fatigued . So...we're gf's now?

Well...the holiday's over.

Alright dude.That's cool and everything...Just don't blow us up.

sumborri:
who is this one. Lesbians shouldn't quote me. Do I know u from adam ? No vex me oh

Whatever brah.