LMAO @ uzenzile. Enjoy ke, girl. Just don't overdo it Hayi ke mntase, that's where you are wrong. Mna I'm the type that likes to stay indoors like ndifukamile Even here I don't have that many friends. Less than a handful in fact. I have loner tendencies
Lol Thanks i wouldn't . Lol oh trust me I might be worse than you apho ekufukameni, I'm even embarrassed ukuya pha Saturday coz I haven't seen them in three months kodwa we live in the same city , but ke we chat daily. I only socialise nomntu oyi one . Either we braai outside or watch TV and talk crap . That is besides exchange visits between me and cuz
LMAO. Go you! Zikhipha bo ma what over the weekend? Hayi girl, alcohol just doesn't agree with me, ndigula for days after. Hence drinking sparingly. Wena it's like uyaphapha
Hahahaha .Nothing much It's a friend's baby shower, can't wait till she pops him out I'm sick of all the complaints kodwa umntu uzenzile . Lol wish I had your system . Hahaha mna phapha? Never I'm very shy just surrounded by phapharing people lol. But I suspect you of that
Loyalblak007: I have been hearing about "them" but am yet to come across one
and when i mean *virgin guys*... Can a guy actually be in a relationship and stay without sex for 6 months or more or probably not even having a thought of it at all?
There are guys like that , just because they are not having sex doesn't mean they don't think about it.
klarke: Two men who discovered that they were dating the same woman have teamed up to pull a prank on her . The prank not only embarrassed her greatly , the angry young men also recorded her reaction on video . Here ’ s how it went down: One of the two boyfriends showed up to surprise her at the sports bar she works at . He got down on a knee to propose to her. She felt honoured , stretched out her hand as the ring finger was positioned ready for the moment she had always dreamt about . All the while , her co -workers cheered in delight , saying “ Oh my God!” The kneeling boyfriend looked around nervously, and the other boyfriend walked in. At first, the lady didn’ t react, but then she eventually figured out the scene playing out right before her . In anger , the second boyfriend yelled out: “You had two good men ! Two good f * cking men! You f * cked it up!” Game up . Lover girl walked out of the door , with the hitherto kneeling lover shouting after her : “ You see how you played me?” The two men then took time to explain to the people around that they had both been dating her since November . One of the men even claimed to have bought her a car ! see gobe!!
Swizbank: Hello, pls I need people to give me their own injunction.
There is this girl, a friend and classmate. we have been very close and friendly for a long time. We are not boyfriend and girlfriend. we are "Just friends" ( you know nah).
But then I feel like getting intimate with her. I know how to do it and am sure she will not disagree. But here is the real issue: this lady who was scintillatingly beautiful since 4yrs of our stay in school, has changed. The major change are:
1) Her legs has just become so thin. I don't really understand it. It wasn't like this few years back. this has made her to go mostly on trousers. pls wats responsible for the thinness of legs?
2) Her fresh, soft skin has become very dry. A handshake with her makes me to wonder what's actually went wrong.... because I have known her for years and in a good position to attest to this changes.
pls what is wrong with her, based the above two body changes.
note : her date of birth is 1992
You should be asking her not anyone else, you said she's your " friend" ..why don't you use that to find out what you want to know. No one can diagnose anyone online. What you are now looking for is speculation.
No girl, I'm good yho. When you're talking Aquarius/Leo relationships I think of Bobby Brown (Aquarius) & Whitney Houston (Leo). It sure doesn't sound like it'd be healthy but who knows. Uthe where are you based?
Hahahaha that was shyty marriage to watch but hey they seemed to enjoy it . Loll ja relationship between these two can be too much I know . Jozi , east rand. Where you @ in pta
oluwasma: My boyfriend of 10 months suddenly broke up with me. He’s a widower. His wife died 2 years before we started dating. He talked about her always and I was understanding. They have a child together. He started getting emotional about his late wife when he visited his late wife’s mother and told me he wanted his old life back. He said he just couldn’t move on even though I was the one he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. My friends think I should give him time that he will call but I doubt it. But if he calls and wants us to get back together, should I give it a try? I just hope the same thing won’t happen again. I really love him. He knows how to treat a woman right. Please advise.
what is called yellow peril ? I am not a racist, I don't despise yellow race, but they are called yellow men by themselves.
anyway, they are so abnormal , so sick. I can not relate them to human race. every yellow man over 30 years old, is looking like a skeleton.
well, his name is Gandhi, he was leading an empire of 1 billion skeletons. so what ?! 1 black boy will beat all of them in a body.
my doubt is, how can a man , possessing a small organ, be called a great man ? his organ matters here, because, that is the most negative point of him. I would not let it go. his lanky stature could pass for his senile age, but his emasculating situation definitely makes him a buffoon.
epelumi42: Here, the question sounds a bit awkward but I'm kinda curious. I've never had to do it before because most of the relationships I've been in just progressed from just friends to -- if you know what I mean.
I'm aware of the lame lines people use, or the clichés, but the personal experience often varies.
So, how did you ask your girlfriend out? Or to the ladies. How were you asked out? I'm curious.
He said
"You strike me as the kind of lady who won't be pining over me when I'm no longer interested in you, can we meet for breakfast tommorow and see if we can have lunch together, there after we will see if we can tolerate each other till supper ? " lolll.
whywhyogun: I know he is considered to be as influential and "important" as Nelson Mandela, but I am a matter-of-fact person, this man is more like an invalid and he is definitely deformed (probably disabled) , and I would never wish to have sex with men like him.
he is my nightmare.
his name is Gandhi.
I always think, men with small organs , are nuisances, especially lanky Asian men, in their middle or senior ages. India has 2 times bigger territory than Nigeria, but it has 10 times more population. obviously, India can not produce enough rice to raise their own people, they can not even grow competently large organs in their crotches.
look at the photos, do you think this man, no matter his name is Gandhi or what, has an organ at all? he looks like a eunuch, a castrated monster. hope I would not be banned again for being a "racist".
Why are you so concerned about his organ? You seem really bothered.
No, I've not dated a Leo lol. If I run into one, I may...do something LOL! Ah wethu, it's nothing serious. Uthi I like to separate myself from them blah blah blah. The usual things zosapho.
Hahahaha i wonder if it would work coz leo males and Aquarius ladies seem to get along at first but when things get serious the leo guy kinda turns to be a borderline stalker from what I've seen though lol. Hahaha oh sure get you , thought usile
CheezyCharles: Prince Donnell proposed to his girlfriend some hours ago, and what he shared online has got people talking. Describing his fiancee (@danachanel on Instgram) as the woman of his dreams, Donnell revealed that they tattooed rings on their fingers. Why? Rather than get a $10,000 ring he saw at a jewelry store, he wanted something that would last forever and never give them the option to take off or give up on one another. "Who would of thought that a girl I would meet on Instagram a year and a half ago would now be my fiancé & future wife! And I wouldn't have it any other way! I could have went & got the biggest $10,000 ring that I saw in the jewelry store but I told her that I wanted this forever. I didn't want us to have the option to give up on each other or take off a physical ring. When it comes to marriage, you don't quit! You don't quit! And again, you don't quit! So I decided that we would make it permanent. Ladies, take this as an example of when a man truly wants to dedicate his ENTIRE LIFE to you, he will do absolutely anything to prove it. No excuses, no if's, no ands, no buts! He'll get down on one knee like a real man should, grab you by the hand and ask you to be his wife with no regrets. It doesn't matter how young or inexperienced you are! I'm 22 years old. Love is love at the end of day & don't let anybody stop you from who GOD has called you to be with," Donnell said.
Santi69: Lizzy Fenton, who's studying Genetics, Cell Biology and Development at the University of Minnesota in the US, built a six-point illustrated PowerPoint presentation explaining why her crush should go out with her.
The slides together build a succinct yet sophisticated argument detailing Lizzy's proposition. The student sent her presentation to Carter Blochwitz, who she fancies rather a lot.
source : mirror.co.uk
What if she has been stalking him for a while before this? And with this she really scared him
You compare yourselves to us ALL THE DAMN TIME. Any list where SA leads, someone here will bitch & moan. Think about that next time you start one of your cóck measuring contests with your elders, lad South Africa didn't build itself! South Africans built South Africa, which doesn't excuse you for your lack of progress in that department. You're not some new set of humans on this planet. You were here too. So what's your excuse? Because even before the arrival of whites in this country, South Africa was already established according to history records.
LMFAO @ being more mentally & intellectually developed. Coulda fooled me! So how come you brainiacs are still lagging behind in almost everything? Put your (non-existing) thinking hats & get to work then instead of making baseless claims.
Lol @ you knew right away. Well, I was still trying to suss you out. But Leo? It never even crossed my mind. I get along with them in real life, so I'm not surprised that we click here My cousin is a Capricorn. She's a few years older than me, so she treats me like her little cub, always worrying about what I do, etc. She's full of lectures too. She thinks she's my mother I still love her to bits though because I feel like she GETS ME, just like you & yours get each other. It's nice to have a family member that you're close to like that. Usisi wam is a Gemini & we're supposed to be tight, kodwa...
Lol I wonder why not leo?. Yeah I've noticed leo females and Aquarius females tend to click easily . Ever dated a Leo guy? Lol. Lol @ full of lectures...what are you doing wena do deserve them lectures . Yeah it's really nice . Lolll maybe she's an older Gemini..
Aquarius are crazy lol. Interesting that you're a Leo. I never would have thought, tbh. I'm not surprised about your closeness because the two signs are said to balance & compliment each other since they're opposites of each other in the zodiac wheel. One of the things they have in common though, is an ego the size of Asia lol.
Lol I know they are crazy i lived with two of them at one point ,her and my older sister and them shegoats used to mop the floor with my behind on most debates and arguments ... and I knew you were one of them right away , I can tell these people you know . What did you think I was?.
Yeah we are very different which I guess is part of the big attraction , she's probably the one person in my family i can work with in anything and it becomes a success coz we share the same energy , drive and enthusiasm and I like that she challenges me on the creative side. As for the ego well....... I don't remember either of us apologizing to each other you just have to see that someone is sorry we both don't have time for hugging it out . What's your cousin's star sign?
thesicilian: People cheat - both males and female - because they have loose moral standards. Every other reason is secondary.
Yes I agree with you , Women cheat for the same reasons men do, such as lack of discipline to keep their word, lack of integrity to be honest when they are unhappy, and lack of courage to leave and start afresh. All the aforementioned are a big fat lack of backbone...simple!.
Romance / Re: How Did You Ask Your Girlfriend Out? by Augastianza(f): 4:38am On Apr 21, 2017 
. Jozi , east rand. Where you @ in pta
. What did you think I was?.
I still love her to bits though because I feel like she GETS ME, just like you & yours get each other. It's nice to have a family member that you're close to like that. Usisi wam is a Gemini & we're supposed to be tight, kodwa...