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FamilyRe: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by auggie340(f): 12:09am On Dec 30, 2016
wow, never knew dis thread existed
I can totally relate to most comments here

I remember back then in school, I always sit close to d wall...
I never asked questions in class even if I av one dahs seriously bugging me (I usually resort to Google)

I'm very bad at starting conversations buh can keep it flowing... if someone makes me their friend, they easily like me...(only on d first day) because along d line I withdraw, not from d friendship buh to my "me" spot....they start thinking they've done something wrong, whereas I'm just being me

I don't talk much about myself to pple, I feel very insecure about unnecessary publicity about my private life, even if d audience is one person, it still feels like a publicity...

I rarely wear bright colours...my few friends are extroverts...all my siblings are extroverts...they hate my kindda music, and neither do I enjoy theirs

I stay indoors a lot(dahs a sure thing for an introvert)...living with roommates in sch wasn't easy... cos I av a room to my self, being d only female child in my house(mayb dahs wat made me introverted...I dunno)

I use irony a lot during conversations... dahs my kind of humourwink...buh seems it gets pple annoyed
EventsRe: NLDERS Hook Up With Your Birth Day Mate. by auggie340(f): 10:29am On Dec 29, 2016
August 30 & 31
wierd...I know
LiteratureRe: The Journal Of A Nymphomaniac by auggie340(f): 9:51pm On Dec 28, 2016
Twaci:
Thanks a lot dear. I really appreciate this and I'm glad you enjoyed it. smiley
ohh... sure I did
u welcome dearwink
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Trainee Recruitment At Abax-oosa Professionals by auggie340(f):
Bsharp:
Any news yet?
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LiteratureRe: The Journal Of A Nymphomaniac by auggie340(f): 9:26pm On Dec 28, 2016
this comment is probably belated...I just had to throw it in anyway
ur story... absolutely superb
was thrilled from start to finish

descriptions.... out of dis world
for a moment, I forgot I was reading...cos d scenes were showing live, in my mind's screen grin

u're an amazing writer
I'm sure you'll be back...bigger and better dis tym
keep soaring dear cool
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RomanceRe: Naija Girls Sucks When It Comes To Chat by auggie340(f): 6:57pm On Dec 26, 2016
Minemrys:
u kn0w jux wanted to add some rhymes. To be poetic.
oh I see...
RomanceRe: Naija Girls Sucks When It Comes To Chat by auggie340(f): 6:33pm On Dec 26, 2016
Minemrys:
lady show maturity and ignore authority.
lolzz authority my foot "trash" wud av sounded more appropriate
RomanceRe: Naija Girls Sucks When It Comes To Chat by auggie340(f): 6:05pm On Dec 26, 2016
Frankraj:
Uselesss bastard you think I'm one of those men you prostitutess will insult and do away with ? May thunderrr fireee bastardsss
my oh my...still on this trash huh
just take a stroll to your LOO and EAT UR POO already!!
stop drooling
U're sounding frustrated
Bleep off nigga
the best u can get from me is PITY!!!
disappointed righthuh...

go TAKE MORE POO!!
RomanceRe: Naija Girls Sucks When It Comes To Chat by auggie340(f):
Frankraj:
Uselesss dirty pig can u dip your hands in your pusssy and smell it ,I'm sure.it smells like a decayed fishhh bastarddd quote me here again and I will finish you completely. Hopelessss idiottt. Make sure you insult your uselesss poor father when u get home . Mannerless idiottt. Ashawo kobo kobo
WOW!!!
all dis for me grin
try harder boy....
u obviously lack home training, it's fruitless tryna help u
RomanceRe: Naija Girls Sucks When It Comes To Chat by auggie340(f): 2:09pm On Dec 26, 2016
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RomanceRe: Naija Girls Sucks When It Comes To Chat by auggie340(f): 2:05pm On Dec 26, 2016
Frankraj:
Nigerian ladies are busy fucking around and collecting money from different men. Uselesss set of girls
hey you, kindly desist from quoting me for trash...the ladies u talked about are f***ing around with whohuh...demselves??... smh for you undecided
RomanceRe: Naija Girls Sucks When It Comes To Chat by auggie340(f): 11:48am On Dec 26, 2016
most ladies are too busy these days to sit and type unnecessary ish...especially with someone you just met...I for one would prefer to have a conversation via a phone call if we can't see....dan typing on my phone.
I just feel chats are for "small" talks not lengthy conversations ...and thank God "he" agrees with me on dis
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Cardinal Stone Graduate Trainee Assessment 2016 by auggie340(op): 12:21pm On Dec 15, 2016
amazingdollbaby:
Any idea what to expect?
Go thru' d 2015 thread here www.nairaland.com/2153782/cardinal-stone-2015-graduate-trainee
Btw, how and when did u apply
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Cardinal Stone Graduate Trainee Assessment 2016 by auggie340(op): 10:27am On Dec 15, 2016
Omoobatogud:
That's interesting. All the best in your test on Saturday!
yea thanks wink
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Cardinal Stone Graduate Trainee Assessment 2016 by auggie340(op): 10:25am On Dec 15, 2016
Tee2014:
When did you receive the invite?
8:22pm yesterday buh saw it dis morning
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Cardinal Stone Graduate Trainee Assessment 2016 by auggie340(op): 10:03am On Dec 15, 2016
Omoobatogud:
Did you apply via pushCV?
I honestly don't remember wen I applied lipsrsealed...I checked my sent mails and saw nothing like cardinalstone and I've neva done any application via pushcv
Jobs/VacanciesCardinal Stone Graduate Trainee Assessment 2016 by auggie340(op): 8:16am On Dec 15, 2016
Hello house, pls did anyone else get an invite from Cardinal stone Partners for an assessment for graduate trainees
This was sent to me:

Dear Applicant,

In line with your application for our Graduate Trainee programme at CardinalStone, we  are happy to announce to you that you have being shortlisted and therefore invited for a written assessment .
Kindly find stated below required details:

Date:                      Saturday,December 17, 2016

Time:                      8:30am - 11am

Venue:                   5, Okotie Eboh Street, Off Awolowo Road, Ikoyi.

Required documents: Original and one photocopy of your University certificate or notification of result, a copy of your passport photograph, a copy of your resume and a copy of your NYSC discharge certificate.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Trainee Recruitment At Abax-oosa Professionals by auggie340(f): 5:46pm On Dec 08, 2016
Bsharp:
Got a mail from them some minutes ago to come for aptitude test next week. Anyone with me?
same here...any idea about their test format??
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Graduate Trainee Recruitment At Abax-oosa Professionals by auggie340(f):
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by auggie340(f): 5:01pm On Nov 29, 2016
Jcob:
We have an opening for a head teacher to resume January 2017.
Female, age 35 - 45. Education background - Bed or Pgde . Strong interest in Early Year foundation stage.
Good thinker with strong drive, work under pressure, team spirit and ability to relate with parents without loosing grounds.
Must also be tech savvy in 21st century teaching packages with ability for powerpoint presentations.
Should have spent minimum of 5 years as a teacher and should have handled leadership positions before
Montessori background is an added advantage.

Send cv to tregeoschools@gmail.com
pls where's the location.....I hope application is still on, just saw it
Christianity EtcRe: Notable Lies Told By The Bible And Christians.. by auggie340(f): 11:54am On Nov 27, 2016
To be honest, I used to be very curious about so many things in the Bible growing up, but as i grew older, I understood better... I'll try as much as possible to address d issues u raised

First, d creation story (and all other contents) of d Bible were written by inspired men of God... God Himself gave dem knowledge of what happened during the creation... He's God, Isn't He?...creating light from nothing (without d sun) shouldn't be difficult for someone that created you, me, d earth and all other planets.... Let's assume you're a renowned heavy weight champion, you can lift a bulldozer...but find it difficult to lift a 10 ltrs keg (funny right?)

We can categorically say the big bang theory purported by science is God's word saying "Let there be..." and there was.

As for language, I dont see y you shud be bothered about language spoken by heavenly beings...whenever God speaks to man, He does so in a language understood by men....BTW, some peeps are gifted in speaking in tongues (y has science not explained dat?... because they can't)

The tower of Babel was not built because dey wanted to see God(hell No!) Dey wanted to live together and not scatter all over the earth (see Genesis11:4)...this wud give dem liberty to think up anything, anytime and act on it cos dey only spoke one language and so agreeing in any matter(whether reasonable or not)wouldn't be difficult...God had to stop dat and ensure dey spread all over d earth...(He didnt create all d land on earth for nothing...only for us to occupy one small land) Read Genesis 11:1-9....(If I'm asked, I'll say dah was d birth of d continents we have today... my thots tho)

Noah's ark: God himself that instructed Noah to take pairs of all kinds of animals and birds will make it possible for even the tiniest of all animals to make it into the ark...he doesn't need to travel far to get d animals, a large part of d earth was not inhabited then...The earth dont need to be flat, God's power can defy science, logic and human reasoning (we're talking of d Creator here)

Cain had parents (and other siblings too) who could come after him...Those born after d death of Abel could seek revenge after being told d story

As for your ant story, I'd prefer you use d r/ship btw a mother and her child to illustrate God's r/ship with His creations..

You know...you shud stop trying to find faults with christianity and just open your heart and mind to ur creator...No human can fully comprehend His greatness...it's like trying to empty d sea in a hole dug on d seashore...You need to believe and seek Him to get d spiritual interpretation behind His word...
God is Love....it's d human race dahs polluted
Happy Sunday and God bless
Christianity EtcRe: Notable Lies Told By The Bible And Christians.. by auggie340(f): 11:46am On Nov 27, 2016
benzics:
Can you name any scientific fact that scientists believe without it making sense? FYI, Neil Armstrong took pictures on the moon, and was actually sent to the moon by NASA. . Now, in science, if you bring a theory that makes sense but you still have no proof, as long as it makes sense! We will consider the theory, most of Einstein's theories are still in there theoretical states waiting for someone to evaluate it.. But telling me about a talking snake, flying horse(Quran), worldwide flood and other illogical Nonsense, you would have to show a solid proof, before you are being considered.. That's the difference between science and religion
The placebo effect is a science believe with no tangible reasoning or explanation behind it...there are so many odas....

Acts of God can(and shud) neva be compared with science... Wahs science undecided
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by auggie340(f):
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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Strictly For Those Interested In Teaching Jobs by auggie340(f): 5:38pm On Aug 22, 2016
Juton:
Good day all, I got a link here nd applied nd I later got the job but the problem am having is accommodation . the location is Ibadan as I plan to relocate. Thanks to u all. meanwhile interested teachers should send CV to this email box. oldschoolprivateacademy@yahoo.com. its a new school around Ebute metta east. I heard their pay is OK. No harm in trying though. Good luck.
pls do you know if it's a secondary school
PoliticsRe: Joint Niger Delta Liberation Force Vows To Launch Missiles & Bring Down Aircraft by auggie340(f): 6:11am On Jun 03, 2016
OYERINDEJ:
aWON BOYS YIII MAD GANNN, I WAS IN MAIDUGURI WORKING FOR THE UN LAST YEAR AND YOU NEED TO SEE HOW THE ARMY DEALT WITH THOSE GUYS CALLED BOKO HARAM, THEY KILLED PEOPLE BOTH INNOCENT, YOUNG AND OLD, THE CUT OFF NETWORK FROM THE ARE SO AS THIDE THIER DEEDS, ALL THE AGENCIES THAT CREID FOUL HAD NO EVIDENCE AS THEY COULD NOT TRANSMIT EXCEPT PHONE RECORDING, WHEN ARMY KILLS 1,000 THEY WILL SAY ITS 20 PEOPLE, THE ARMY GOT TIED OF KILLING WHEN THEY GET TO A COMMUNITY THEY WILL ASK ALL THE BOYS N MEN TO LIE DOWN, THEY WILL SELECT A FEW TO SLAUGHTER THE REST N BURY IN MASS GRAVES, THEN KILL THE REST. THE NIGER DELTA AVENGERS SHOULD PLEASE DONT LET THIS ISSUE DEGENERATE TO THAT STATE AS THEY MAY ESCAPE WHEN THE ARMY DECENDS IN FULL FORCE, BUT WHAT OF THE BOYS, WOMEN , AGED THAT WILL KILLED FOR NOTHING, THE AVENGERS WILL RUN AWAY LEAVING THE INNOCENT TO DIE AND DESTROYING THIER REGION, BOKO HARAM STARTED THIS WAY, LOOK AT THE DISASTER THEY HAVE CAUSE IN THIER REGION FOR THE NEXT 20 THEY CAN NOT BE WHERE THEY WERE AGAIN, WITH INVESTMENT AND INVESTORS GONE WHO WANTS TO GO THERE, THE SOUTH SOUTH HAS TAKING A SIMILAR ROUTE, WHEN THE ARMY HAS COMPLETED THE DAMAGE ON YOUR LAND, INVESTMENT GONE, INVESTORS GONE, YOU WILL DRINK CRUDE OFR YOU WILL INVITE LEBANEZZZZZ WHO WILL REDEFINE EXPLOITATION FOR YOU... I SEAT IN MY OFFICE TO SHARE MY VIEW ON THE MATTER, MOST OF THOSE CLAMOURING FOR WAR ARE ONLY WAITING TO WATCH AMERICAN FILM, THE ARMY WILL ONLY HEAR GO.... WHEN THE AVENGERS SEE FIRE THEY WILL RUN I KNOW.... BUT THE DAMAGE THAT WILL BE DONE WHEN LIAR MOOOOHA DECLARE DECIMATE... SOUTH SOUTH WILL NOT RECOUVER IN THE NEXT 20 YEARS....#MYTAKE
if a war breaks out in the Niger Delta, it not only spells doom for d region alone but on the entire country. The oil and gas
sector accounts for about 35 per cent of gross domestic
product, and petroleum exports revenue represents over
90 per cent of the nation's total exports revenue...if oil investors leave, the resulting effect on economic growth will b devastating....I just hope the govt will adopt a more holistic approach in running this country...May God help us
Jobs/VacanciesRe: PwC Nigeria 2016 Graduate Recruitment by auggie340(f): 1:32pm On May 30, 2016
funkystanl:
Hi guys... Been a while! So much tension and all that right? Yh we all faced that. No matter how long or short. One thing is certain you'll all get your mails. But stop speculating the day or time...that only gets other applicants more tensed.

Resumption in July? Let's be sincere... It will take a lot for PwC to achieve that with you guys. Be calm. Understand that May to July is always a very busy period for PwC esp the internal firm service guys {handling your recruitment}.

YH you must have heard stuff from internal sources that you resume July 4 but I will tell you to cast your mind to August for resumption... And if it happens earlier... All for your good.

And if you so desire to get your letter ASAP you can talk to ednut1... I read here he's holding your letters but busy at the moment! grin

Cheers!
Pls do well to inform us wen next they r recruiting... Saw d previous one after d deadline for application... Cheers
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Ernst & Young Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2015 by auggie340(f): 3:57pm On May 29, 2016
MeggaMaga:
No tym my brother! I don collect my letter and d pay make sense wella
Pls do well to inform us wen d 2016 graduate recruitment starts... Congrats again wink
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by auggie340(f): 5:29pm On May 18, 2016
sisichels:
sent
thanks dear...seen it
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by auggie340(f):
sisichels:
drop your mail n i will send it to u
pls send to me too: ...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Kpmg Graduate Trainee Aptitude Test 2015 by auggie340(f):
hajjisemiu:
Owners of mails below should check their inbox for the past questions and answers. They av been sent. I wish u the best of luck in ur test.
edohdaniel@ gmail.com, oyewo_bolaji@yahoo.com, gbolly4unow@gmail.com, bolaoguntimehin@gmail.com, mahyoureal@gmail.com, awahkalu@yahoo.com, rasaq4prosper@yahoo.com, uyobong2010@gmail.com, dipooloye2020@gmail.com, oluwabioluwaseyi4@gmail.com
pls send to me too: ... thanks

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