IamPlato:
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Where Have Thou Been?

I've been around oh

IamPlato:
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Its Been A Long Time girl

Hey there

Hey gawd....there's nothing i won't see in this world

Lawd Gawd
Laugh wan kill me here.... Abokina

Multicolored attention seeker

alenwup:
U no go know how d thing be. As a corper then, it entered me well

Ehya...sorry. It's past now sha

alenwup:
It's two years and five months since I lost my touch light phone between plaza and Four Towns on that same route. It could be this same Uwem that did me that blow. Many more blows await you if you don't turn new leaf

Guy this one pain you oh

O bob! That man head na rock

This is the original 5 in 1... Na wa oh

Height of stupidity... I hope you don't infect others with your stupidity and rubbish attention seeking self

Marry your size, marry who you can handle. No!!!
You want to marry mount Zion that can't be moved

Some people are really stupid oh
But wetin concern me

ymstar:

Augusta we lost d match

But i'm not the referee na

Nna eh... No wonder she still stole stuffs in the only movie i ever saw her in

neezar:

ow re u dear

been a while

I'm good, you?

neezar:
augustap baebby!!!!


been a while

Yea how far Neezar

enoch273:

how're you doing dear?

Good, you?

enoch273:

hello gorgeous.

Hi Enoch

iLegendd:
Mtcheew! You too like fùck. I'm not fùcking you for free again. The slapping is meant for your ass. Now, go to bed little girl.

Nah..... I don't want to Bleep you. I'll pass

iLegendd:
You're sounding like a man. Maybe, a transgender.

What the fvck.....hell no. I'm a complete female.
How do i even start slapping your brain back to normalcy

Mtcheeee.... See as i was rushing to come and see first class wonder, i thought they were Nigerians, but we never fail to disappoint, if cake 3k no do celebrant, make e go die

Hahahahahahahahahaha
I wish nairaland has a voice note feature, i for record my laughter.
Op you mumu die. If na me ulcer go kill am that day, na big man ulcer dey even do her. She no dey chop for restaurant bah? Date person wey em eye dey down, una no go gree, okay date ur level, no. Kuku date person wey love yoy, for where? Keep buying until ur school fees disappear. Career relationship ni, cashier relationship kor

She didn't even go far, your own cousin
Walk out without an explanation. Cut ties codedly with that mongrel of a cousin.

How's a father feeding his child news? Rubbish bloggers

There's nothing i won't hear in this world
Sedu Sedu

ymstar:

I'm doing great, would like 2 get in touch with u for real pls

On what basis?

Op the girl in the 3rd pics follow?
These girls are just there....pretty but definitely not the most beautiful

ForeignAgent:
For most females sex is a deeply intimate and emotionally bonding experience, while for men it's usually just a physical thing.

I suspect that you probably lied to this poor girl when you were sweet talking her and you made her feel you were in love with her.

When you say females, i assume that you're generalizing, which means that even sex workers too get emotional bonded. Sometimes sex has nothing to do with emotions and bonds for women

Some posts are just so hilarious.... I wish i'll see more hilariously stupid ops like this once in a while

Nothing justifies cheating.

So should we fry beans for you?

SingleDaddy:


You must be the conductor for my bus business , don't worry, I will manage my business and yours, while you conduct the bus for me

I'll beat you oh