I blame these crazy bloggers, always helping fools trend

Over dressed clown.... Pls give it to RMD

IamPlato:
...


Augustina you Don Start...



Oya give Me Facebook Name

Augusta is different from Augustina

IamPlato:
...


Like?

Can't say them here

IamPlato:
...


Indeed It Has.


So What Has Been Keeping You Busy All The While

Quite a number of things

CaptainMitch:
You sure are beautiful.

Thank you

OgeFather:


I swear !

Like say the man wife no dey see that kind chilled drink for house and the man come outside to buy for another woman

the lady ran for her life sha....criminally cold drinks cannot come and kill her

lefulefu:
hmm see as u jus fine and sweet looking like a plate of jollof rice.. Hmm na waoh. See as dis ur dp jus dey attract my eyes.

Lefulefu lemme oh

IamPlato:
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You This Girl. Its Been A While You Came Here...


But Why You Come De Show All These Boys My Breast

I didn't show them anything sir
Plato how na.... It's been a while

Biingoo:
Nice boobs. Those things no dey heavy you?

No! E no dey heavy me

OgeFather:
;Dlol
the only part that got me is the commentary that said they were enjoying a "criminally"cold drink and pop corn

I swear the op made the drinks seem like the reason why the wife came after them
CRIMINALLY COLD DRINKS

technicallyrich:

u obviously came to naira land to look for husband.try shiloh too.i heard there are miracla husband there.

Na wa oh.... You changed your signature because of ordinary yab that i dashed you
If you're looking for a wife, say so and stop redirecting your problems at others. From the look of things, you need financial stability first, wife can come later

Rextizzle:
Lol like seriously? nawa for una.

My guy na so we see am oh

Codedone:



Can I have your phone number,I will text you on whatsapp, you can delete d comment at a later time.

Hian! Brother no oh! It's risky or are you Bobrisky?

technicallyrich:

so that you go use the picture do the baby juju abi.
U get sense

The way evil thoughts cloud your mind is very unhealthy
Btw, leave NL and focus on your multi million business

Rextizzle:
See this one looking for pictures, I just pity y'all.

I don't want to believe you're new to NL. Play along with Airforce. When he's happy, be happy, when he's sad ..... ( I cannot kill myself)
I dey wait for pictures oh

Codedone:



Girl you fine, don't know how this nairaland dm works, would've texted you.

Don't know how it works too... Sorry about that

Other reasons could be

1. She's demisexual
2. You stink
3. Your diction may be terrible (if she's sapiosexual)
4. You're not attractive
5. You're promiscuous (if she knows you well)
6. You don't have sense

There's more from where this list came from, you could be served blazing hot

Congrats Airforce01. Tag me when you post pictures of the cutie

The amount of make up people apply these days leaves me speechless
See as person face almost dey reflect

Lmao.... I'm sure many relationships have been through hell cos of this yeye boy

Ladies hope your man will have peace of mind now

lefulefu:
haha u never change at all i swear. Anyway as long as op got a fat akant he can desire any lady.

my brother fat acct no follow for this one oh

mhmgodai018:
idiot

Lmao

Ugliness got levels.... And this dude is the unopposed King of the ugliest of uglies

And he's even looking for a cute lady

TheRealestGuy:


Lmao.

I'm doing just great dearie.

Hope you had a fantastic weekend yourself.


Austa please let's get in touch outside of here, I promise I'm a cool guy

Yes i had a fantastic weekend. DM me���

TheRealestGuy:


Lmao.

The stew has expired already?

Grant my 2018 wish baby....

Where you at currently?

Or would you rather we take this convo outta here? Cos I'd actually love that...


How has your day been?

The stew expired a long time ago
My day was good, yours?

TheRealestGuy:


Lmao.

The stew has expired already?

Grant my 2018 wish baby....

Where you at currently?

Or would you rather we take this convo outta here? Cos I'd actually love that...


How has your day been?

My day was good, yours?

TheRealestGuy:


We pushing my dear.

We give praise go the most high

What's your location atm?

Been crushing on you for too long and it's time I spilled the...stew...

Lol.... I prefer jollof to stew oh

TheRealestGuy:


Hey cutie...

Been a while...hope you're doing great.

Looking creamy and almost edible on the dp

Lol...thanks. I'm good, you?

Dowry or no dowry, where's the girl please? Why would they take pictures of her body guards when she's inside the hut? Una for wait for am na

Mentcee:


Ada onyene, te g' nö nwabe?

Wow, very soon nè anyi enweme N'ska forum nè Nairaland.

Umune g nö chïm chïm.

Kaaleka.

Daru kaleka. Ogabu omecharu

Mentcee:

Me with you don yarn b4.

Mentcee
PeaceGord
Ogathetop

Le kwanu ndi b'anyi.... Umu Nsukka Asadu
Unu di oyi?