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bigtt76:
Nice. If you tell us what you're going for then we can advise you appropriately.

its obvious that the guy is a working boy!

sai Buhari

DaZion:
Sure we all attended secondary school right? And that was when the school life fun begins..

Many of us were given hilarious nicknames by friends, Teachers, classmates etc..

Then share with us hilarious nicknames given to you when you were in secondary school.

Lemme first share mine..

My nickname was "bruce Lee"..
There was a day I beat a girl up mercilessly in my class because she messed up with my Further Mathematics textbook..
And I went to her that why did she destroyed my textbook? She said she wasn't the one.
I responded that "Is she out of her mind"? And she slapped me..
That's why I beat her ooo, almost killing her..
Since that day my classmates gave me the nickname..."Bruce Lee".

Share yours and let the fun begin.

CONFUSED GURU!

kai Ganduje you are almost 65 but kaso duri kamar teenager!!

RoyalBlak007:
[b]...I chose this moniker because it portrays a portion of my phenotypic trait and my Families Royalty[i come from a royal family] and also James Bond 007

...ROYAL(family) ,BLAK(skin color),007(JB)


what's yours?
Hoping to see some hilarious monikers too

my nick name!! O'men! Aumehn! (AU)O (Mehn) men! Hope you gerrit

demslayerrz:
You are daft for insulting your father. Is this thread about the economy or what do you even know about the economy. Go and open a thread about the economy and stop spewing trash everywhere. You live in NE where the NA are sacrificing there own life for you ingrate to live peacefully yet you stylishly getting angry cos the NA killed boko haram. Mschew

do you have to insult me to make a point? Maybe na jamb failure de worry you! About the economy you dont know shit cus you spend 0.00# on food! Quote me when you are old enough to feed yourself

demslayerrz:
Boko sympathizer, I know you are sad cos the NA is winning the war, get ready to cry more cos more boko haram will go down.

common sense you no get!! FYI i stay in the NE boko haram are no more Buhari have tried but mallam even the devil knows that the economy is in a mess!!

MTSWW!!! BUHARI THE SUFFERING IS TOO MUCH ENOUGH OF THIS BOKO SHIT THE ECONOMY IS NOSE DIVING HAAA!!!

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carinmom:
So you love wara? The wara done in our side is made from soya beans not cow milk but i don't like its taste at all.

kai whats wara again...its only awara tha i know

NORTHEAST
ADAMAWA STATE

FAVORITE TRADITIONAL FOOD "DAN WAKE"


I LOVE THE YORUBAS ESPECIALLY THEIR LANGUAGE...AS IN EH! E DEY SWEET ME DIE

Fulani by tribe!


Northern Naija problem is Nothing but illiteracy, overpopulation and poverty!!

Lalasticlala

…Meets market and community leaders

By Olasunkanmi Akoni & Monsuru Olowopejo

THE Lagos State Government on Friday met with all the stakeholders from Mile 12 market, Agiliti community, Maidan and its environs aimed at finding a lasting solution to the violence that led to the closure of the Mile 12 market with a promise that a harmonious and effective solution would be put in place in the next few days.


Secretary to the State Government, Mr. Tunji Bello, who presided over the meeting held at the State Secretariat, Alausa, said that all the leaders agreed on the need to cohabit in peace irrespective of their religion, culture or tribes.

Bello urged the leaders to go back and assure their people to maintain the peace, stating that the State Government would consider the inputs of all those present in arriving at a decision.

Addressing the leaders which included those of the various sections of the Mile 12 market, traditional rulers from Agiliti, Maidan, leaders of the transport unions, commercial motorcyclists, community development associations and leaders from the communities, Bello said leaders also agreed to go back to their communities and assure their people of government’s desire to ensure that lasting peace reigns in that community.

The SSG who said the issue of disagreement is not new in the area said what is uppermost is that everybody should see the next person as his brother, hence everyone at the meeting must leave with an open mind of cohabiting peacefully with their neighbours and avoid bloodletting.

He reiterated the directive of the State Governor, Mr Akinwunmi Ambode that the market remains closed and all trading activities be suspended to aid security agencies restore calm to the affected areas.

He gave an assurance to the market leaders from Mile 12 that the State Government is studying the situation and would address all the issues that have arisen decisively with a view to ensuring that it does not recur again.

Speaking at the meeting, Assistant Commissioner of Police, Mr I.O Edgal who stood in for the Commissioner of Police, Fatai Owoseni said the Police High Command has secured the Agiliti area and its environs and peace has now returned to the community.

He said the clash and resultant loss of lives was very unfortunate and that going by the level of destruction on ground, it was not commensurate with what was reported to have precipitated the clash.

Other participants at the meeting including the Iyaloja of Mile 12 market, Alhaja Iyabo Ahmed, Baale of Maidan, Chief Baale Ogunjobi, Baale of Agiliti, Chief Jimoh Onikosi, Serikin Nupe, Alhaji Jibril Magaji, Chairman, Shukura yam, Alhaji Mohammed Damdana, Chairman of CDA Central, Elder M.A Showande, were all resolute in appealing to the State Government to ensure that the issue is resolved on time so that they can go ahead with their various businesses.


Source:http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/03/mayhem-at-mile-12-market-lagos-promises-quick-effective-solution-to-dispute/

fulanimafia:
...and Ibo drug traffickers are the deadliest and most endangered specie of humans in the world so keep quiet. Let's not even talk about your serial ritualists.

omg i just remembered a video i saw on youtube an igbo drug traffiker was caught in thailand the police are asking him whats his qualifications the pot bellied igbo keep on telling them WAEC!! Imagine!

fulanimafia:
Allow them to air their frustration of being dominated from the left, right and center.

Their online vitriol has ZERO impact on reality and we will continue to dominate.

100 likes for you brother we will continue to dominate them in every aspect of life be it wealth politics knowledge violence mallam koda me kazo an fika!

internetpirate:
Haka ne, mutumina! Gaskiya, it can't happen in the North.

imagine faa kana neman kudi wani dan banza yace ka biya tax...naji dadin abunda na karanta a fp yanxu! Northerners we no de carry last!

Abiagirl777:
wow,I tot I was the only one who noticed.
their brazen confidence in slaughter market here in pH.last Yr,a GRP of Hausa's beat up an Akwaibm guy DAT fought one of them,everybody looked away.
I was boiling inside

come down to the North and see for yourself how southners are doing all sorts crimes without been apprehended...of we the Northerners decided to make life unbearable for southners am sure Anambra no fit occupy its citizens because only 5% of Northerners live down south while 45% of southners are born in the North!!...mtsww bunch of smelly pussies i cant imagine myself mingling with southerners! I rather relocate to syrian than live in thesame environment with southerners..illitrates!

Topestbilly:


Why do people relate anything Northerner to Islam?

In dis case it's the negligence from their leaders, which they have neglected their responsibilities to develop dis part of the country upon their dominance in government

And the youths are not helping matter with their "Baba say".. until the youths wakes-up by stop worshipping their leaders am afraid nothing will change.
changer
Don't know much about their culture but ignorance is playing a big role on this population matter.

Leave Islam out of it.

look at this fool....are you feeding them or giving them shelter? Your answer os capital NO so wetin concern agbero with overload!! And remember politics is a game of number!!

This one no concern me atall!! All i want is revenge for my innocent hardworking Nothern Brothers burnt in lagos! The battle line has been drawn!

This one no concern me atall!! All i want is revenge for my innocent hardworking Nothern Brothers burnt in lagos!

fulanimafia:
You simply lack the capacity to marginalize the North anywhere, only simple minded hacks think online 'attacks' have ANY effect on reality.

The threads were only highlighting the seeming indifference and lack of sensitivity of the mods, which has now been ironed out.

mai gida ka fita harkan munafukaan yarabawan nan...we Northerners will forever remain Northerners wherever we are imagine kano touts taxing yoruba nd igbo traders!! Walahi we the Northerners are too accommodating of not shit like this wont happen!! Lagosians most pay for this!

Sixix:
And you are a terrorist and an illogical loser

get the Bleep out nincompoop there can only be one head on one neck! Am sure ur fada is not your mamas slave husband both religion islam and Christianity says the man is the leader of the family!! If you are a woman am sorry to tell you that am done trading cancer with you cus you have a very low memory (thinking capacity) and if you are a man..the your mama should be ashamed of giving birth to a woman in mens image!!

Sixix:
And so?

Did she put a gun to his head and ask him to all that? If he wasn't interested, he should become a monk na.

What on earth amkes you think she can't feed herself or buy her own house? He should be happy someone decided to stick with his BS.

am done talking to you it seems you are an infidel

Adaeze003:
The African type marriage is just scary... sheesh...


Note that I really didn't want to quote you...

Anyhoo... you do know you're still sleeping on a pole right

It's funny how you guys carry the submission thing on your head but when someone implies that submitting to a man is master-slave you guys start looking for ways to soften it up. The man can bring in who the hell ever to stay with them but the wife must get his approval when she will be the one to basically take care of the guest? She has no say and can't object to whatever "final decision" the said husband makes? And the marriage is a union and not slavery?

Oh well... good luck to ya wife sha.

And try and wake up from that pole before you'll be forming head and end up beheading the family...

listen to yourself...mtsw if he divorce her you will come here and scream all men are thesame..marry him (pay groom price buy house feed him) before you think of making any decision in your marriage...Good luck to your husband thats if you are lucky to get one!

muller101:
na rat poison

i see

Waka waka baba QATAR TODAY SAUDI TOMORROW naija don suffer

odepacy:
With all her did, the almighty God the creator of wealth and the right judge has put her to shame

oga calm down the woman didnt boast of anything if you think am lying go play the video to a hausa man...the op is a fucking liar

Ok

Deejavu...Josephine4good...introvert...genea...prettyhausagirl