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HoneyBee23:
no doubt, that's why we see cows in every ministry, rubbish!, illiterates ask her to spell breast cancer if she won't flop

Cows ruling humans wow! Empty drums they said makes the most sound! In fact who english epp? E help you? Madam i no blame you sha!

kestolove95:
dix babe don blow oo...dox illiterate don make her popular if tor sai she hear English now...na nollywood she for entr

and who told you that she don't understand English?? Mtsww all this southerners una think say na only una enter class! Make we hear word abeg!! Fucking illiterates, you guys think say na only una go school abi?? CBN NNPC infact Nigeria as a whole is ruled by Northerner's, so please tell me how comes illiterates rule literates like you! Mtsww swerve comot abeg!!

calmG:
Stew peed bwoi

ah ahn! You never find him??

Rahma sadau de flex de go jare nothing do you! Ali nuhu and co. Can go and Bleep themselves.

Kikikiki laff wan scatter my belle!! Mark Zuckerberg my ass

INTROVERT:
OK

kai Introvert don kom back

udumosam23:
I had some problems few months back which has caused my family to relocate to the village. And though most of the problems are solved, especially the internal. Pls refer to my previous post for more details.

Now, I'm here in total surrender to the WILL of God, and I'm doing just fine, but my family. Mother Inlaw has started nagging, though I understand with her, it's not easy. School has resumed, kids got to go back to school.

My wife found a way of using my POS for services in the village. Usually, from my village to where you can access a bank is a bit far. So she used a hundred thousand naira to start rendering ATM service. The money was given to her by her aunt who was keeping it for their meeting.

Daily withdrawal of that 100k will fetch extra 2-3k, at 200 naira charge per withdrawal from 1k to 5k, and 300 from 6k to 10k. This was what was sustaining them. Though it will take another 24hrs to be reimbursed after the withdrawal of the 100k, which usually got finished before 11am. She was doing just fine.

Now the money have been collected from the person she was keeping for. Taking loan in this state is callous. Help is difficult to find because of the times, the few who could, had trust issues.

The only friend who understood and is willing to do anything to see me on my feet again has no cash at hand. He however, has decided to sell off a property at Abakaliki for same price it was offered last year but he refused. The buyer however, don't have cash to pay again.

So, I wish someone can come really fast to buy that land it is cheap. Or invest in this little activity my wife has started and take it to another level. If 400k is invested, 200k to service each day, there will be a return of no less than 100k extra by the end of the month.

My business is already registered, you'll have no issue with CAC should you pick the name. Its still same operations. Just that I won't be involved. My hands are tied.

So, buy a land, invest or partner with Wify and you'll be our little Angel in this time of crises.

I wouldn't mind however, if you can just give sacrificially to help out. Then you'll be more than just an Angel. God bless you for reading, but God will bless you more for deciding to do more than just reading.

To haters just know I'm immune to your bitter comments, spill it if you care, you'll still be blessed.

See format!!

Aroh48:
Stay where you are,form don finish.Even photocopy no dey at all.When I say make una no vote for dis demented old fool,you guys were busy shouting sai baba.Now nah sai hungry nah I'm una dey shout.Pmb till 2023.By d time this fool finish with this country,all of una go dey run go zambia.

i swear this man don finish this country!! Him wife just de pack money de flex anyhow o!! Buhari is a fucking liar trust him at your own peril.

Kai Buhari kuku kill us Abeg!! #changebeginswithme campaign that gulped 3.2bn is a scam! Buhari and his accomplices don chop clean mouth!! Mtsww failed Govt! I swear na Arewa de kill this country! I was born and raised in the north but the bitter truth is Arewa keep on dragging this country backward. High rate of illiteracy! You go hear pipu de tok say Even if Buhari will kill us with hunger we will never vote for a non muslim what nonsense!!

Those who are shouting Baba will deliver baba will deliver i swear dem no de buy food with their money i voted for pmb in fact i supported PMB morethan these guys! But Buhari is a failure his brain cells have expired, i have learnt my lessons, In Nigeria never trust a politician. He is busy shouting corruption corruption when here in Yola his wife gave more than 30 people job in the CBN through the back door. She recently bought a house in Yola North worth 200million naira! Buhari is a clown To all the Buhari supporters keep on shouting wailer wailer while Zahra and co the flex for England. Aisha Buhari is more corrupt than PEJ.!

haywire07:
Jst tell me...I can't guess

Ask uche of Adroid palace who is Aumeeh.

haywire07:
Identify yourself nigga cos ion know u

Alright Guess

haywire07:
Omg! I can relate

I almost ran mad wen she said she was pregnant . I didn't know wen I sat on the floor and was crying like a baby right in the toilet. She turned out not to b pregnant sha . But I discovered that weed can't make me mad, only pregnancy scare can o

Mumu!! Rasta man
Guess, who am i..!! I'm your e padi.

naijainfogalery:
16.AAAAARGH: When you are frustrated with the Buhari government and you just want to show it. AAAAARG
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17. CAT: funny and hillarious car plate number
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18: Witch: After successfully being confirmed a witch and it’s time to show the world that you are real
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19. Voodoo: When you father is the head of all the all the herbalist in your village and your got voodoo powers in your possession
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20. TJ 419 GUY: When you are the head of 419 in your community and nemesis want to catch up with you
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21. GRRRRRRR: When you are frustrated and deaf at the same time.
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More amazing pictures here http://www.naijanani.com/funny-and-hillarious-plate-numbers-nigeria/

Lol tthat Adamawa plate number is not GUY oo it's GUYUK Local GOvt

GossipHeart:
You're naturally ignorant
Why do doctors prescribed marijuana to cancer, asthma, epileptic seizures patients ??

You're a fool

Nigga forget these fools!! They know nothing about Weed!

Try na! He de there.

Lets Go!!!! FIND 2BABA IN THIS PICTURE.

Remain ND militants,

EKSUgal:
I remember as a young girl in JSS1 then. I was really very smart academically, and so I was noticed by one parent in my neighborhood whose son was also in my class. The parent made arrangement with my parents on how we could be studying together. So, the parent would bring him to our house every 7:30pm and pick him home by 9:30pm. We became friends in the process, and he had some improvement in his academic performance. But something happened. In a particular night, as we prepared for exam, I noticed this my friend was writing some stuffs in some tiny pieces of paper, and I asked what was that for. He said he was taking the paper to exam hall. Meaning, "expo". I warned him never to try that, and the implication of being caught. But he insisted he would go in with the "micro chips". I told him point blank that if he tried that, I would personally report him. Funny enough, his seat was not far from mine in the class. So, when the exam started, I occasionally looked at his direction. Lo and behold, this boy brought out the paper and started copying. I just called the attention of the invigilator, and told him to search the boy. And they found the "expo" on him. He was severely punished! He nearly put his parent into trouble , being a member of staff of the same school.

I was brought up to eschew or hate evil. I know it's not easy to fight crime, but with wisdom, with discretion we can track down or give information that could lead to arrest of the criminals in our neighborhood.

Mtswwwww!!!!!! I NO GET YOUR TIME SEF!!!!!

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eme40rald:
Mike posner:took a pill in ibiza

Patoranking money ft phyno..

inspektor:
please o, just joined NL. I work online and most people fidget when they hear nigeria. PayPal doesn't receive. Anyone here can help me receive money in the US. Bank or WU or MG. thanks.

i get sure picker for US pm me, lets talk on whatsapp.