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Zaheertyler:
please can someone tell me why we pay acceptance fee in our higher institutions.. because from my own POV..I see it as nonsense like why would a school admit me and tell me to pay before they accept me..that's crap...I actually paid 40k last year to Futo for the same nonsense. or would I say dashed Futo...mehn can someone enlighten me on the use before I.....

here in the North we dont know anything like acceptance fee. I pay 27k per session Modibbo Adama University of Technology Yola

Started driving in 2009


Serious Accident: Once, street racing with 3 of my friends in kano state back in 2013


Near Death Experience: None

Cars driven so far (not owned tho!)

Toyota Rav4 2001
Peugeot 406
Mercedes Benz C200
Toyota Hilux 2006

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ImperialYoruba:
The Plateau Elders have cried out that unless the Northern Elders do something to compensate them for the ravages and destruction they suffered in the hands of Fulani herdsmen the idea of a unified North does not appeal to them. That, added to recent revelation by Yakassai of Yoruba agenda to liberate Middle Belt through backdoor propaganda of restructuring, has brought the Plateau grievances to the forefront. Because FG has not acknowledged the fulani herdsmen rampage and pillaging as a national problem it would be hard, almost impossible, to create a reparations program under that banner, therefore a backdoor approach is used here to include Plateau in the VAT slush fund for areas decimated by bokoharam.

One wonders why Benue or Adamawa is not included. Simply because the approval of this slush fund is a pressure button. There is a wait and see attitude to assess response of the Southerners. What is the worse they can do?

If South does not respond with a counter measure to cause "buyer's remorse" in the Northerners, then it ends in a positive victory and a greater ambition to expand the reparation to include other NE states and Benue.

Guy Adamawa is a North Eastern state, Benue is a NC state. i dont really understand what you're trying to say. besides Adamawa is the 3rd most affected state in the NE after Borno and Yobe, Adamawa is amongst the States that will benefit from The 3% VAT. Ma go complete filling out my SA(special Assistance) form 15k every month loading! God bless BABA God Bless Gov.Bindo Jibirilla.

hpk:
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lanrezy:
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Amthankful:
I hope the admin put this in the FP...(Its very very long thou) I was born a Christian. mum did all she could to bring me up in the way of the lord and as a little boy I had that fire burning in me to serve God. I was always the churchy type,I was the first to church,I always wanted sunday to come,mama was proud of me. but as I grew older peer pressures,bad friends and the crave to belong to that click of big boys made me far from the truth. I still went to church every sunday,almost every Wednesday,I still partake in the communion, I still prayed everyday but my heart was far from God.

And been a good looking guy I became so close to the opposite sex that I get passes and winks from girls, ladies even whey older than me came for me and I had sex with them and because I also have a sugar coated mouth I can easily make a lady like me and fall for me and all of a sudden I became so addicted to women that I can't stay for 2 weeks without having sex. I was not happy with the way I was living but I could not stop it because I enjoyed it and forgot #proverbs 5 vs 3-4 and #proverbs 6 vs 32-33. I had some steady girlfriends I constantly had sex with and I never used condom with them. I even knew one of the girls always had sex outside because she was a sex addict but I just felt that as a sharp guy I can continue to chop my own and don't care if she had sex outside(God forgive me) and that i can never get HIV,even though I knew HIV is real. the other girl was young so I was sure about her that she can't give me HIV(foolish me,HIV dey show for face?).

I don't know what happened but this my smallie had sex with another guy,I was furious when I found out but due to my foolishness I still made love to her again and my other girlfriend all without condom. then 2 weeks after I had sex with her, the devil came full assault on my soul,he told me a big lie and I believed him, he told me I had HIV. for 2 or 3 days I was battling him in my spirit but due to the fact my spirit man was very weak at that point I fell. And due to the fact I have gone far from God and had no faith in him again I succumbed to the devils ploy to check the symptoms of HIV from google.(That was my mistake but my saving grace) then I checked online. hahahahahhaha now I can laugh but then I thought my end has come.

When I checked,I saw some of the symptoms and do you know guys that the devil is powerful if we give him space or fall to his gimmicks and tricks because he is the trick master (but the fact is that the devil is a toothless lion and not a real lion our God is the lion of the tribe of judah) the next day after checking I had the first symptoms,can u guys imagine? I had severe cough which was one of the symptoms, the following day I started to see rashes on my both hands which are another symptoms of HIV.

hahahahahahahaha the devil is a liar, due to the 2 symptoms I saw in my body I swear fear came ooo(who no go fear) and the devil just needs us scared to have his way in our life #Job 3 vs 25 and due to this fear I started to think, I thought of everything, from my life,my future,my dreams,no pikin yet,and above all my sweet strong mother, she would just die of thinking if she finds out I have HIV. am her dream,am her everything,she brought me up well that sweet innocent woman. as I was thinking I started to get dry ooo, hahahahahah, naso I start to lean ooo. cough no won go,rashes on my hands no won go.

chia in my mind I had already started to think of the best way to end it that is to just commit suicide and write an apology letter to my mum. I thought of The best way to die maybe I should jump into a lagoon,or to take poison,or to enter the road and a moving trailer crush me,my mind was filled with thought,(hahahahahahah I can laugh and smile now but those days were horrible I tell you)

but all of a sudden I remembered that there is a king up there,that there is a healer up there, I gave my life to God again(I go to Living faith church aka winners chapel please am not advertising my church here) and we do something in my church called soul winning,where we take flyers and tract and share to people and pray kingdom advancement prayers.

I intensified in that exercise because God was my last bus stop, and God that God in heaven that don't fail heard my prayers ooo. come see improvement ooo,the rashes dried up and the cough started to go gradually. then on a prayer section (because I literally became a prayer warrior)the holy spirit told me its because I gave in to fear that's why the devil penetrated me.#Job 3 vs 25 (But my brothers who no go fear na,man pikin get cough,him get rash,him no use condom with women that also have sex with other guys and don't use condom) then I started reading my bible more,went for more soul winning and praying more telling God why I didt wana die now.

I became more serious with intense prayers,with the reading of the bible(especially the part that talked about mercy. # deutronomy 4 vs 31 #psalm 103 vs 1-17. Then I started to have joy in my soul again,I became happier,I laughed more,because joy in the spirit is also medicine on it own #proverb 17 vs 22 then i started to regain my flesh back,I started to grow bigger back,My skin started to glow back(in just a week of deep thought of the worst I lost a lot of pound) I got my healing through faith,I got my fire for God back through this experience,maybe its my final warning from God and am not ready to toy with this grace and mercy and love he has shown me again.

Please friends the 30 minutes of pleasure of 3 rounds of sex is not worth it. take it from a brother that has seen it all and nearly paid with his life. even if you don't contact any sickness through sex (mind you its not only HIV you can contact, there are other STD as bad as HIV) ask your self how those God fill after the act? he fills bad and sad.

parent seeing this please tell your kids the dangers of unprotected sex. Draw them close,call them,let them fill your love and advice them. And to the girls also reading these, unprotected sex is bad ooo,in shot sex out of wedlock is bad Jehovah God frowns at it, tell your boyfriends to wait or make them Go, this life is just one please don't toy with it.

and to those reading these that might have HIV to the natural there is no cure but to our God there is abundant cure. don't give up,don't give in, there is healing if only you believe in Christ. look for a bible believing church like RCCG,CHRIST EMBASSY,SYNAGOGUE,TREM,MFM and my church also. but its not about church ok, its primarily your faith Now. #luke17 vs 16 #hebrews 11 vs 6.But you looking for a bible believing church, a bible teaching church,it would help boost your faith level to fight the battle.

Whoever told you that your case is settled na lie them tell you unless you yourself have writing off your case as settled. God loves you,na your papa him be na,he finds no pleasure in your dead or your suffering, he is such a merciful and compassionate father, Look for him,beg for his mercy and second chance and I assure you he would deliver and save you.

I hope I didn't bore you guys with my long epistle. #God loves us. #He can forgive any sin. #From glory to glory. #and never give up unless you wana die but I decided I was not ready to die yet, and am still here, kicking, jumping, more healthier than before and wana live and be a better man to God and to humanity. Faith is the all powerful drug nothing can beat its power or potency. With God and faith is his word nothing is impossible

A Response: "You may still have HIV!"

i swear to God same shit happen to me! But there's no cough and rashes!! It's not funny atall

ogechieku:
If you apologise and your apology isnt satisfatory then i may abadon my plan A and go for plan B which is economy war. Then you will know you are agaist the Commander in Chief of Armed Force of the E-south

kikikiki what a comic relief

ogechieku:
If you apologise and your apology isnt satisfatory then i may abadon my plan A and go for plan B which is economy war. Then you will know you are agaist the Commander in Chief of Armed Force of the E-south

What a comic relief.

ogechieku:
Now that you have that the lady herself is a northerner and you have insulted more than 90 millions southerners for the since that they didnt commit what are you going to do now? If what she said is good enough for you to insult all and sundry then, what she later confirmed to you is more than enough to apologise the people of southern Nigeria who you have unjustly insulted. We are waiting for your apology. THANKS

Woman you can suck my balls for all i care!! Mtsw! Mind you i dont talk to women with yam legs.

sagir1994:
Evidently, you are ignorant, and the worse thing is that you fail to understand that you are. if you are in fact a citizen of this country, then you should have known the southerns (Igbo in particular) does not speak English, they speak Pidgin, which is definitely a disgrace. So annoying they speaks it even in campus. My sister, please go to school and learn English because clearly you yourself can not speak a good one. nonsense..

God bless my brother.

HoneyBee23:
no doubt, that's why we see cows in every ministry, rubbish!, illiterates ask her to spell breast cancer if she won't flop

Cows ruling humans wow! Empty drums they said makes the most sound! In fact who english epp? E help you? Madam i no blame you sha!

kestolove95:
dix babe don blow oo...dox illiterate don make her popular if tor sai she hear English now...na nollywood she for entr

and who told you that she don't understand English?? Mtsww all this southerners una think say na only una enter class! Make we hear word abeg!! Fucking illiterates, you guys think say na only una go school abi?? CBN NNPC infact Nigeria as a whole is ruled by Northerner's, so please tell me how comes illiterates rule literates like you! Mtsww swerve comot abeg!!

calmG:
Stew peed bwoi

ah ahn! You never find him??

Rahma sadau de flex de go jare nothing do you! Ali nuhu and co. Can go and Bleep themselves.

Kikikiki laff wan scatter my belle!! Mark Zuckerberg my ass

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udumosam23:
I had some problems few months back which has caused my family to relocate to the village. And though most of the problems are solved, especially the internal. Pls refer to my previous post for more details.

Now, I'm here in total surrender to the WILL of God, and I'm doing just fine, but my family. Mother Inlaw has started nagging, though I understand with her, it's not easy. School has resumed, kids got to go back to school.

My wife found a way of using my POS for services in the village. Usually, from my village to where you can access a bank is a bit far. So she used a hundred thousand naira to start rendering ATM service. The money was given to her by her aunt who was keeping it for their meeting.

Daily withdrawal of that 100k will fetch extra 2-3k, at 200 naira charge per withdrawal from 1k to 5k, and 300 from 6k to 10k. This was what was sustaining them. Though it will take another 24hrs to be reimbursed after the withdrawal of the 100k, which usually got finished before 11am. She was doing just fine.

Now the money have been collected from the person she was keeping for. Taking loan in this state is callous. Help is difficult to find because of the times, the few who could, had trust issues.

The only friend who understood and is willing to do anything to see me on my feet again has no cash at hand. He however, has decided to sell off a property at Abakaliki for same price it was offered last year but he refused. The buyer however, don't have cash to pay again.

So, I wish someone can come really fast to buy that land it is cheap. Or invest in this little activity my wife has started and take it to another level. If 400k is invested, 200k to service each day, there will be a return of no less than 100k extra by the end of the month.

My business is already registered, you'll have no issue with CAC should you pick the name. Its still same operations. Just that I won't be involved. My hands are tied.

So, buy a land, invest or partner with Wify and you'll be our little Angel in this time of crises.

I wouldn't mind however, if you can just give sacrificially to help out. Then you'll be more than just an Angel. God bless you for reading, but God will bless you more for deciding to do more than just reading.

To haters just know I'm immune to your bitter comments, spill it if you care, you'll still be blessed.

See format!!

Aroh48:
Stay where you are,form don finish.Even photocopy no dey at all.When I say make una no vote for dis demented old fool,you guys were busy shouting sai baba.Now nah sai hungry nah I'm una dey shout.Pmb till 2023.By d time this fool finish with this country,all of una go dey run go zambia.

i swear this man don finish this country!! Him wife just de pack money de flex anyhow o!! Buhari is a fucking liar trust him at your own peril.

Kai Buhari kuku kill us Abeg!! #changebeginswithme campaign that gulped 3.2bn is a scam! Buhari and his accomplices don chop clean mouth!! Mtsww failed Govt! I swear na Arewa de kill this country! I was born and raised in the north but the bitter truth is Arewa keep on dragging this country backward. High rate of illiteracy! You go hear pipu de tok say Even if Buhari will kill us with hunger we will never vote for a non muslim what nonsense!!

Those who are shouting Baba will deliver baba will deliver i swear dem no de buy food with their money i voted for pmb in fact i supported PMB morethan these guys! But Buhari is a failure his brain cells have expired, i have learnt my lessons, In Nigeria never trust a politician. He is busy shouting corruption corruption when here in Yola his wife gave more than 30 people job in the CBN through the back door. She recently bought a house in Yola North worth 200million naira! Buhari is a clown To all the Buhari supporters keep on shouting wailer wailer while Zahra and co the flex for England. Aisha Buhari is more corrupt than PEJ.!

haywire07:
Jst tell me...I can't guess

Ask uche of Adroid palace who is Aumeeh.

haywire07:
Identify yourself nigga cos ion know u

Alright Guess

haywire07:
Omg! I can relate

I almost ran mad wen she said she was pregnant . I didn't know wen I sat on the floor and was crying like a baby right in the toilet. She turned out not to b pregnant sha . But I discovered that weed can't make me mad, only pregnancy scare can o

Mumu!! Rasta man
Guess, who am i..!! I'm your e padi.

naijainfogalery:
16.AAAAARGH: When you are frustrated with the Buhari government and you just want to show it. AAAAARG
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17. CAT: funny and hillarious car plate number
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18: Witch: After successfully being confirmed a witch and it’s time to show the world that you are real
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19. Voodoo: When you father is the head of all the all the herbalist in your village and your got voodoo powers in your possession
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20. TJ 419 GUY: When you are the head of 419 in your community and nemesis want to catch up with you
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21. GRRRRRRR: When you are frustrated and deaf at the same time.
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More amazing pictures here http://www.naijanani.com/funny-and-hillarious-plate-numbers-nigeria/

Lol tthat Adamawa plate number is not GUY oo it's GUYUK Local GOvt

GossipHeart:
You're naturally ignorant
Why do doctors prescribed marijuana to cancer, asthma, epileptic seizures patients ??

You're a fool

Nigga forget these fools!! They know nothing about Weed!

Try na! He de there.

Lets Go!!!! FIND 2BABA IN THIS PICTURE.