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Hedonistically:
How come we have the same grandma and I don't know you? Wonders never end. Ma'abasi.

did I mention 'no damn use' when she's fed up? . Then, I didn't know what it means. Now I know .

So, vulcanizers won't be needed again niyen

achieverme:
....on one condition.....you go accept my PM.

I'm even guilty of your charge . Cos, that's not a film but my pic on the system

chukxie:
The boldened got me rolling on the floor with laughter. It's been a while since I last heard that word.

My grandma uses it a lot

emeraldknytt:
It could be traced to the following cases:
A shorted PCB: what this means is that the positive and the negative conductor got in touch leading to a short circuit, which will subsequently break off.

A damaged smd/component: if an element (i.e capacitor, resistor, integrated circuit, inductor or diode) is damaged, either from an upsurge or any form of ill voltage/amperage flow, it mostly stops the function of a powerbank.

A disconnection: it is very rare to get a disjoint wire connecting the battery(ies) to the PCB. However, if that seem to be the case, the red wire goes to the positive terminal(+) on the pcb while the black goes to the negative terminal(-). Make sure it is soldered not coiled around it.

there are so many reasons but it is mostly an issue developed on the PCB

Okay. Thanks.

valmunich:
Truth be told, this wasn't funny.

At all . Imagine the concobility

jaybillionaire:
from the mbok, I guess u r from cross river or akwaibom? Lol. Afo eba

Not at all.

achieverme:
You are using ur oga computer to dey watch movie, abi? I go tell ur oga for you

Kamdan

schumastic:
whose girlfriend s that

For now, she's boyfriendless

This na mega walk-of-shame

emeraldknytt:
This trick works equally as well; walk into any phone accessories shop, request a high capacity powerbank, tell the owner you'd like to see how well it handles your phone's current demand, engage in a swaying discussion while fiddling with the same powerbank when it is plugged to your phone. When you think you've had your fill, pull it out and negotiate the price woefully and storm out (dramatic exit, epic! ). Reason for choosing a high capacity powerbank is the high current output (mostly 2.0A and beyond)



After leaving grinning like this emoji don't forget the Devil will still smite you with kondo olopa

This trick was used once by a guy like that on an unsuspecting me.. It worked like UP NEPA!

Mbok, when a FIL powerbank suddenly stop work, what's to be done? Biko...

jaybillionaire:
Sth keeps telling me that u av the powers to remove it and am serious abt this. You have the spirit of God living in you

I? Why me, Mbok Seriously, who removed those things? Any idea? Abi dem go carry am put for Health Inspector or Police dem head as responsibility

RobinRay:
only God can judge him





are we gonna ignore that Musa was with 10 BAGS OF PANT
who needs Victoria's Secret when we have Musa's Secret

#BuyNigeriaSaveNaira

@topic
Did he die with a hand tucked into a pocket He went robbing well dressed and he seems ready to be laid-in-state

Eyin Omo wobee
BTW, some blew more than her asking price on coke

MadCow1:
Its not enough to dream, you must make steps to fulfill those dreams..


Inspirational indeed..



I also have a dream of being so wealthy, I can buy my way to heaven..

Mbok, can I be your P.A

Yehman:
Ok oo but, Are u in any way related to Lie Mohammed?

No, not at all
I did read it without turning it, really

prettysolid:
There is more respect accorded to a woman when she is married. For women getting married is actually a thing of pride.

and for the man? I guess he did the lady a favor

Yehman:
˙˙ʞɔɐq ǝuoɥd ɹnoʎ
uɹnʇ ǝsɐǝןd noʎ uɐɔ
'noʎ uɹǝɔuoɔ ʇ,usǝop
ʇɐɥʇ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos pɐǝɹ oʇ
ǝuoɥd ɹnoʎ ƃuıuɹnʇ uı
pǝpǝǝɔɔns ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ʍou

clown . Don't have to turn it upside down to get it

QueenEKAMMA:
NEXT TIME IT WILL NOT BE AN ATTEMPT, IT WILL BE ACTUAL MURDER. U WILL NOT LIVE TO TESTIFY LIKE U HAVE TODAY. ABSTAIN FROM PREMARITAL SEX OR U GET MARRIED.

Who do you think you are Are you judging or advocating for God or what authority are you Bleep!ng speaking for . The use of 'will, will and more wills' in your write is toxic, God would forgive FYI

Geeeez Can someone tell me who's gon' remove those

emperorchedda:
No homo but I love Freeze. I love his controversial but real/true opinions on issues, because he's being real he has lots of enemies and haters. People don't want to hear the truth

When you begin to have a lot of enemies just know you're now doing a lot of things right

He says the truth when necessary, asked or what? Are you in anyway in support of the picture of Elsie he shared? Knowing her status and all
Puleeeeze, some truths aren't needed

KingErnesto:
What? Married man

@topic, na quit notice for the geh and heck!, who's gonna use that Mattress he breathed his last on See akoba

You numbskulls never fail to disappoint! What's the essence of this News when the perpetrators, location, time ain't named Woulda cussed you out but for it being a Monday morning, iriot

How's this anyone's business? Mtcheeew

she on fillers, now? What with the 'enu-roboto' in her latest pisures . Yeparipa

Chuksemi:
The problem is, he doesn't want to come out plain. So he doesn't share in the expenses.

I wouldn't accommodate someone, hoping he/she shares in the expenses. NO. Else, I loose my authority .

Got one on my neck. I've run out of excuses why I can't accommodate her yet. Had to tell her I owe the landlord thus I dodge being home. She's still not swayed. Lied I'm in between jobs, whosai . Mbok, contri dey somehow ooooo

Op, I know he doesn't like being a sorta free-loader...you should have told him a while back, he gotta go. What with the 'Mr. Nice-guy though

Mbok, was he transitioning The 1st pisure though

MrOlihilistic:
was your father able to afford such ceremony??
most of you that come and brag on Nairaland have not paid Aboki. for the groundnut and sugar you collected from him for the past three days.

if you don't want devil to disgrace you better stop hating people's progress.Do you think you life die hard earned currency can afford a bag of rice used in that ceremony??

Chineke nna!

Zero chills

Davland:
Even if he wears nothing,his unclothedness would still be xpensive

You don't say...

IamSimi:
Omo na diff. Story for my area in akure state, lightening strike one goat for my area just dis morning

Atake14:
and you think this ll bring u to lime light..dive rock..i never known u nd never will

Small small dey use dis man pisure oooo. Dem nefa see the dog wey dem name after him ooooo

jmoore:
Why must you marry a second wife? If she marries a second husband and brings him home, will you be happy?


The only man that is allowed to marry more than one wife is a man with more than one dick. If you have one dick, better stick to only one wife.

they coming for your neck...ooops