₦airaland Forum

Iliveforever:
Afonja they commit, Afonja Dey prosecute
Ndi diaspora

You dey crase

Wawelexy:
Becky is somehow related to the royal family, so we can understand if he cries... na my people wey never commot for their village, talk less of UK, but yet cry like person wey discover say three out of him four children belong to him neighbor, naim dey vex me......

Well, am still waiting for our naija prophet wey dey always see vision to tell us say dem see queen lizzy for gate of heaven wandering around because them denial her visa like dem deny my nigga some years back...

Was your Beckham expecting she'd live forever nii

Chief mourner, FRN

Iamvetlander:
All Hail The QUEEN.

She's impressed with your hailing, kontinew

Wetin concern Buhari's subjects

Umbrateeth04:
Irrelevant post

Op you are very stupid

Yes, op is certified Tale-bearer. No cap �

OJODEL10:
For god sake who did it for her
the perso should be arrrested
the mother of the girl should be blame as well.

You were there when the mother encouraged and sent her to go get it done
And, what makes you believe the health worker did it Wubbish

DaddyCK:
ok bro..so u sayin u prefa watchin free porn on yor phone...correct? bro i strogly suggest u find a woman quick or else u will torture yor sef for life!(no ofeinse)

Mr Cork on the beat

Africana1123:
Asiwaju is coming

To your house. Prepare him agbado while at it

Danny50:
Hmm kw dull moment, I strongly beliue he wish for this moment.

Of course. He's never worked to earn a living. This is an elevation for the brat

If this could be made a requisite for entry to all parties especially in Lagos, so many gatecrashers will sit their lame ass home and reduce the traffic on roads every Saturday

Is this person contesting too

uyimove19:
foolish Wike

Haba naa...he never do reach him brother, Amaechi
Rivers people be showing their real selves on a steady

CanineOfJackal:
The whole 70 Year old in Nigeria look younger than Tinubu who says he is 69


I will soon do a thread of notable 70 Year old personalities in Nigeria and you will see that Tinubu is a big fraud who lies with everything

Kindly do it

Make Urchins no go pay am a visit Sha... because, their Oga na Head, gbogbo Agbero, Agbaiye

Jennyclay:
No, I can't marry someone who earns 100k per month. Why must you enter a marriage to suffer? Can 100k afford you a good house, buy your hair and makeups? Have you even thought of raising children who should be fed, clothed and sent to good schools? Can 100k work these things out? No!

Reject that poor man and his meagre 100k; a better man will locate you. All you have to do is believe and wait for the right man to come.

Con: You need mobile data and electricity. Plenty of it

NaijaRoyalty:
Please we don't want APC members to defect to labour party so they don't pollute the party with thiefery

all members of APC are now seen as thieves and shameless looters especially that bourdilon thief in Lagos

Are they trying to lift him off the ground

etrouble:
E go sweet.

Once Wike the wicked one and Shekarau declare for Emilokan Tinubu the Jagaban Borgu, Atikulation will just call Obituary, then two of them will call INEC Chairman and tell him there is no need for Presidential election again. The winner is obvious.

They will tell INEC Chairman that instead of conducting an election which result is already known, INEC should just give them (Atiku and Obi) the money so that they use it to settle some people that have been labouring for them.

Thereafter, Atikulation will go to Dubai to contest as Mayor while Obituary will go to Pandora where he has invested all Anambra money to contest also as Mayor.

What a deluded phool ...abi you dey whine yourself nii

FirstSon01:
When I saw "grandpa arrested for drugs" my mind immediately went to one man.

He's busy with gathering agbado for his urchins to munch
This life

ShaqFu:
Well I can't say I know how religious Nigerians would behave, but I won't be surprise if some of them start fainting or fall under 'anointing" when their pastor diss or insults them.

.... most likely

ShaqFu:
Lol. I watched the video, it was hilarious. Obviously dude was very frustrated and angry with his flock because they didn't buy him the things he needs.

What baffles me the most was when he was dissing them and calling them cheap, some were still cheering and shouting whatever, chai!.

Nigerians would do more than that
You don't know them nii

GardenOfGod:
Keyamo speaking from the angle of a beneficiary... What did you expect?
To say that Tinubu made Lagos what it is is today confirm that he is still in charge of Lagos treasury. It means Lagos has not had any other governor since 1999.
Isn't that insult to other governors?

hilarious yet true ��
Most Nigerians don't learn. Same way they bragged and brought bugharia twice. See them at it again, wallowing in stewpeedity. Where's again

Heathrow44:
see ur head, "Intelligence report should be gathered and the culprits clamped down asap" Online warrior, abi u no get hand and leg ni to go and do d smackdown, things always talking nonsense and big grammar

The break needed to nab this man is in someone's hand. That 'someone' has chosen to be silent, act unaware or not sensitive enough to get the drift. And that's sad. I pray he's stopped in time

JudgeNotHi:
I need help. Could she be saying the truth or she's trying to hook.

I'm in a very stable relationship and as a matter fact, I'll be getting married to the love of my world, the one whom my heart continuously long for daily in next month.

Nevertheless, there's this lady whom happened to be an old friend for about 2 years now. We've been very close chat buddies and virtually could discuss anything online to each other (I mean anything). On one occasion, she suggested we meet up at my place to watch a movie Twilight together. Well, since I wasn't doing anything in particular for the weekend and my fiance wasn't in town, why not? (Trust me, my intents was pure and genuine).

The Saturday came, and we did have a lovely time together until the devil struck. One thing led to another and we both ended up kissing and eventually had sex. I wasn't careless not to have not used a protection but I could remember the condom coming off at a Point and was quickly replaced with another new one. Trust me guyz, we both felt bad immediately after the incident and both apologized to one another and that was it.

Fast forward to the present, I got a call from her for the first time after that incident (I had to cut off all communication with her after what happened) and she broke the news to me that she was feeling a little different which prompted her to go do a test, and to my greatest shock, she said it came out positive, SHE IS PREGNANT!!!

How is this even possible? We made our precisely on the 30th of July and the test results shows she's about 2weeks pregnant (Note: the test results shows it was carried out on the 12th of August. Moreover, I never even released when the condom came off into her and we had to remove it. How is it possible?

Now, the mother called and even asked to see me in person that, the daughter already explained all that ensued between us, and I should come and let's discuss our next move, that no daughter of hers gives birth outside wedlock.

In all these, I am so confused. The honest truth is, I never told the lady in particular I was getting married in the month of September. My wife to be does know her as just a friend and that's all but kept my wedding plans away from the lady despite how opened we were to each other.

Nairalanders, I am so confused. I have cried, begged her, pleaded with her to come clean with me, but she insists I was the only one she meet within that time frame. Even in the presence of her mother, she kept asking her, are you sure? She kept insisting I was the only one she had sex with last month.

My world is presently on pause mode as I don't know what to thing anymore. But I am 99.9% sure I am not responsible for the pregnancy. I even requested she used my hospital for a second test and it still came out positive.

I am currently, planning on telling my wife to be the whole truth and before then, involve our counselling pastor. I can't bring myself to tell my family despite the fact her mother keep insisting she comes to see my mother.

My inner most being tells me I am been set up, because I remember vividly on that night, she kept insisting I remove the condom that it was hurting her but I insisted.

Could the pregnancy be truly mine? Do I come clean to my babe? Do I just runaway? So many questions and I am deeply depressed and sad on how I got myself into the terrible mess. At this moment, I deserve whatever insults is thrown at me. I truly deserve them, BUT I NEVER FOR ONCE DOUBT my love for my wife to be, I truly love her...

Tell the girl's mother 'Ma, I'm sorry your gonna be having the baby while with you' cos, forcing you to marry her daughter begs the question 'any familiarity before?'
And, she equally wants to marry you all of a sudden, pregnancy happened
E ko oshi lol
Take her for a scan, let the doctor make it clear to each party.
Don't tell your wife to be yet

Chomsky1967:
It funny but not funny. I panicked when I first read it

He had to make his WhatsApp profile picture accessible to only his contacts afterwards

rusher14:
If Lagos was bad why don't they go elsewhere?

Make them, why don't you

Kagd10:
So was Calabar.

Meanwhile, Only Lagos Island was the capital. 97% of what became Lagos today was under the Western region managed by Awolowo.

So, Tinubu was he Awolowo nii

Kagd10:
What nonsense zombie obidient?

Has Peter Obi made his Anambra great first?


The same Peter Obi who was in Jonathan's administration and even chaired the privatisation of Nigeria's electricity disco to his fellow cronies who couldn't manage it nor want to return it?


The fact that Lagos is the new abroad shows why Tinubu needs to be the President. Meanwhile, if not for the people flocking into Lagos to thin Lagos resources the more, Lagos would have developed even more than what we have now.

People have migrated to Lagos before Tinubu became a governor. Lagos was once the Nation's capital, remember

[quote author=Eberex post=115845334][/quote]Sensed they were the ones calling a colleague one day, signalled her to cut off
She didn't ...was saying yes, yes, what, uuuuh... mtcheeeeew, at the end of the day, she no know who the person be
I don't like those messages and calls from them . They're violating people's privacy some are people I respect. God dey sha