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Phones › Re: ... by Auskyd(m): 10:29pm On Mar 26, 2022
Elpibe:
I sabi say you go change mouth mutula , Mr man upload pictures of the phone with your miserable name written in bold. You come here dey yarn dust oga it goes to show that you no dey use s22ultra .



Who gives a flying fvck about your money , weyray upload pictures then I agree say truely you get the phone , I sheath my sword straight . If you like go tell your friend make he send you picture . Offer stands for tonight only
So how do I upload the pic using the same phone mumu? Look down and see that it is from my camera gallery of my 21 ultra. At least, if you no believe the s22, you'll believe the s21 ultra. Sheath your penis instead boi, you need am

Devil Donn push you come meet me, and you go collect. No worry. You go dey see me run for this nairaland. Addict oshi.

You just wan talk, but meanwhile, nothing dey your head.... Other than naked women and totur hand holding your penis leemao

Phones › Re: ... by Auskyd(m): 10:10pm On Mar 26, 2022
Elpibe:
Even if I buy am 10k fact still remains say na iPhone 11pro I dey use go Kee yourself abi hug transformer, you run go download picture from techmarket say na s22 ultra you dey use . Continue dey live your fake life, if he sure for you snap picture with the s22 ultra and put your name beside it let me check something grin grin

Poor riffraff won dey form big man , you when never see food chop . Me I dey use iPhone11pro life and direct tongue
Lol check my other threads where I post devices. You'll see the same table and laptop. Idiot day snap pics and out name beside it.
I'll credit you 20k if you sjoe me that pics anywhere on the internet. Runs good search and get back to me. The offer stands.

Rest with your smelling second hand iphone. Use am for tonight's servicing leemao.
Phones › Re: ... by Auskyd(m): 10:04pm On Mar 26, 2022
Dhejy7:
Comrades abeg rest! E don do

This one don turn pig fight from money recovery
Yes boss. I don quiet.

I no type again lol
Phones › Re: ... by Auskyd(m): 9:59pm On Mar 26, 2022
Elpibe:
Oya send the money I go accept am you this short imp, na maggot full your brain i Sabi say you no get anything to say than say I dey self-service , if I pull my penis cap e concern you? Abi na you get the penis ?.

You still carry that your mouth with severe halitosis dey vibrate for here , who born you? Before you follow me dey yarn fess go wash your teeth cos you don dey permeate this place with your fishy smell

Mumu no go find better thing to do with your miserable self, woman wrapper dey chook mouth for the thing wey no consign you.

Mumu man
OP is your brother now, so you can chook mouth in his matter very well. Halfwit grin.

150k iphone 11 pro porn addict lmao.
Phones › Re: ... by Auskyd(m): 9:54pm On Mar 26, 2022
Elpibe:
At least I dey use better thing and it points to the fact that am not a pauper like you, dey carry your palasa java phone dey type like person wey never see food chop .

This one way you just dey talk about my iPhone abi you want make I dash you , I Sabi say you no get Money I fit help your condition
Leemao my phone will buy 3 of your phones, my boi.

Who you wan help? Lmao abi na me go help you.

Probably bought a stolen iphone 11 pro for 150k, turn am to porn heaven lmao.

See the camera layup and guess the device.

Broke mumu.

Your customers dey wait you bro. Go and see ice your addiction lmao

Phones › Re: ... by Auskyd(m): 9:44pm On Mar 26, 2022
Elpibe:
Abi this one na didinrin , iPhone 11 no get 1080p resolution , you no even get sense yet you claim to sell phones , your foolishness pass buhari own.
Lmao common iphone 11 pro, we no go hear word.

2 generations old.

Bought second hand from another mugu like you.

The instead of using it for something productive, you use it to do porn cinema lmao.

E pain am grin
Phones › Re: ... by Auskyd(m): 9:42pm On Mar 26, 2022
Elpibe:
Funny guy , so because I masturbate now we nor go hear word , you are a non-entity that has nothing reasonable to say oga no put mouth for wetin no concern you. You no be mouthpiece for Repairguru ,shut your mouth. You can go through my other posts too
Make I buy you data for the night now, or how you feel? I fit wire you 5k. Buy like 40gig. Lmao.

You go dey very alright. Perverted addict. You go pull your penis cap very soon. Continue you hear?

Randy goat grin
Phones › Re: ... by Auskyd(m): 9:37pm On Mar 26, 2022
overdrive:
You will not make heaven.chai
Be like the guy just come nairaland.

Person dey follow am reason small small, e dey throw insults with the same hands he uses to j3rk off every night.

Disgusting.

I sure say e go still do am this night before e sleep.

Na why e go buy iphone 11 be that. Watch porn on 1080p resolution lmfao
Phones › Re: My Samsung S Series Can't Browse Without Wifi Connection.. HELP by Auskyd(m): 9:35pm On Mar 26, 2022
ukbiss:
it makes call. I have tried setting it manually but it still won't browse
You need to flash another firmware on it.

I can direct you to someone at Ikeja.

3k, they'll do it and you'll browse.

Even 2k sef
Phones › Re: ... by Auskyd(m): 8:51pm On Mar 26, 2022
Dhejy7:
That was below the belt!
Sheath your sword comrade, we have many people following this thread waiting for Mr repair man to balance up.

Make we no turn am to street fight
He could have easily replied me with a civil answer instead of doing what he did. so I had no choice. he wants to fight dirty I'm ready
Phones › Re: ... by Auskyd(m): 8:24pm On Mar 26, 2022
Serial self-servicer and commander in chief of the masturbation forces dey open chest dey talk lmfao.

Can't blame you. Na the person wey sell iphone give you mess up.
Phones › Re: ... by Auskyd(m): 8:23pm On Mar 26, 2022
Elpibe:
I no Sabi wetin concern you with the matter , na OP bring Tori come here say make we chook mouth so I have every right to be OP mouthpiece , you on the otherhand nothing concern you with Repairguru except you just won open your pitlatrine to talk, leave matter for Mathias no go buy market
I just dey look you dey laugh. So matter wey carry you come makes you a mouthpiece? Kobo sense you no get.

Just stick to working on your masturbation problem abeg. You need am pass all these rubbish. Lmao.

Mumu.

Phones › Re: My Samsung S Series Can't Browse Without Wifi Connection.. HELP by Auskyd(m): 7:45pm On Mar 26, 2022
ukbiss:
My Samsung Galaxy (Verizon) from the State can't browse directly on mobile network unless connected to a WiFi. Please can someone proffer solution to this problem. Thanks all in anticipation.
Does it make calls with your sim in it?

If yes, then you need to manually set up your internet connectivity depending on your network.

Just Google APN settings for your network provider and follow the steps. E go browse.
Phones › Re: ... by Auskyd(m): 7:36pm On Mar 26, 2022
Elpibe:
I dunno when you became Repairguru mouthpiece , learn to mind your business bro cos I wasn't referring to you
I also don't know when you became the OPs mouthpiece as well too bro. Don't be a hypocrite please.

If you get badmouth, by all means bring am come my side.

You fit like to check my threads and posts maybe we be the same person.

Nothing dey hard una
Phones › Re: ... by Auskyd(m): 4:08pm On Mar 26, 2022
Meister:
I'd normally take this your stance but if you've had dealings with that guy you'll know that this is his MO cause I'm certain if he wanted to pay the full money he would have
Yeah I feel you jare. But let's give the guy chance to pay. 10 out of 19k is something. It's when he doesn't want to drop the rest, we fit drag am again shege. You get?
Phones › Re: ... by Auskyd(m): 11:04am On Mar 26, 2022
Elpibe:
Repairguru the thief is still viewing the thread , better return the complete money bloody thief
Bros, the guy is making some payments. Why not calm down and let both parties handle their business at this point? From your contributions, you've been more than helpful.

Maybe it's time to take a back seat and let them handle it from here.

You weren't there when they started, so allow them conclude their business together
Phones › Re: ... by Auskyd(m): 4:59pm On Mar 25, 2022
PapaNnamdi:
Your phone was lost already,
Stop defaming people who are legitimately hustling,
Stop it,
These comments are indexed, and whenever someone types repairguru on Google scam shows up, you wan destroy person life long struggle because of pixel 2 story wey no complete,
Pixel 2 lmao. God abeg
Family › Re: Surviving Without Sex As A Single Mum... It's So Difficult by Auskyd(m): 3:27pm On Mar 25, 2022
Kobojunkie:
If God is really who you claim to want to please by your choice, then you want to make sure you have the right information to help you on your path. According to Jesus Christ, the one who is God's New Covenant and Law in the Kingdom of God, what is sin is not what you refer to as sexual immorality- fornication, masturbation, homosexuality etc. - instead sin is the lust in your heart towards another - Matthew 5 vs 27 - 28 - those fantasies and longings for sex are what constitute sin in the Kingdom of God. undecided

So while you claim you have not physically engaged in what is sexually immoral activities in the 18 months period, that all means nothing when you consider that the sin is that committed in your mind/heart and not the physical activity itself. undecided
Incredibly stupid take, but it's alright. Everyone can talk.
Technology Market › Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Auskyd(m): 4:02am On Mar 24, 2022
Jheypeel:
Sorry sir
You dy ment
If this isn’t funny and ridiculous
I wonder what is
Na iphone lol. Even if na just screen you dey buy, na still iPhone and it must be expensive.
Technology Market › Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Auskyd(m): 7:23pm On Mar 23, 2022
Pussyassniggar:
Ordered my parcel in January entered Nigeria 16 Feb
Just got a call from nipost today that I should come pickup
Oh nice. Almost same time as mine. Hopefully it gets here soon.

Funny enough one of the things I bought, I got it at Ikeja for 2500.
Crime › Re: Missing Person: Have You Seen Elizabeth? (Picture) by Auskyd(m): 6:42pm On Mar 23, 2022
Jemerson:
Foolish comment. I'm sure you have no father
My slave.

Follows the master like a loyal lap dog lol. I didn't even see this your comment.

Keep following your benefactor, son. I've missed you.
Technology Market › Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Auskyd(m): 3:22pm On Mar 23, 2022
Jemerson:
Lmao..... See the big 4g icons on a premium phone grin grin grin grin grin


Poverty is really good on you
Lmfao my slave, are you back? Been wondering where you go since grin cheesy. I've missed you so much.

The phone go buy yours with change lmao
You never sell your midranger?? Xiaomi warrior oshi.
Technology Market › Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Auskyd(m): 2:53pm On Mar 23, 2022
apoxtle:
grin shocked
E don land bro?

Congrats!!
Technology Market › Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Auskyd(m): 2:41pm On Mar 23, 2022
Pussyassniggar:
grin grin grin
How long from day of order
Just 2 weeks sha
Technology Market › Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by Auskyd(m): 1:39pm On Mar 23, 2022
IAmSkinny:
canon 450D for 150k?
this is like trying to sell a iPhone 2 for 100k in 2022
iphone what? Eye dey pain me abeg lol
Technology Market › Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Auskyd(m): 1:37pm On Mar 23, 2022
Pussyassniggar:
yea
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus.
Technology Market › Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by Auskyd(m): 12:30pm On Mar 23, 2022
Abeg shey na now ship dey commot China, abi how?

Phones › Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Auskyd(m): 8:37am On Mar 23, 2022
iphone 7 panel.

How much?
Technology Market › Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Auskyd(m): 2:41pm On Mar 21, 2022
Dogo143:
Let's talk on phone or whatsapp boss, 07042126432
Ok, I'll text you later bro
Technology Market › Re: **PHONE SWAP CENTRE**SWAP IT NOW!!! pin:265DA560 or 08033923897 by Auskyd(m): 10:10am On Mar 21, 2022
Dogo143:
This iPhone SE is available for sale, contact 07042126432
20k?
Technology Market › Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by Auskyd(m): 1:49pm On Mar 20, 2022
Folahanmi19:
Iphone X 256gb
WWU required
Cracked back
Battery- service
Make me a reasonable offer and it's yours
Location : ilorin, kwara state

Message on whatsapp for quick response 07034382731
80k?

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