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Omo my package has arrived like 7 days early oh.

Cheeeeeee.

Thanks Meister for showing me road!!

75k

nani667:
Seems you haven't downloaded any of the in-game data

Oh oh I get you now. Lol.
Na noobs dey download additional stuff. I don't.

Useless imo

nani667:
Over 15GB actually

Please see my CoDM space on my device.. abi is it the one on PS or system?.

scotweezy:
And you can deduce this just from viewing a single picture?

I will appreciate you refrain from making negative statements on people's product if you haven't handled said product physically.

You're so nice.

You suppose give am hin size

hunkuldave:
100k

Carry gun too, lmao

MrReeseG:
Pmsl... I no dey do
Genshin Impact along is close to 20gb, CODM like 14gb... Where I wan start from?

CoD 14gb where?

Abeg check again.

Babalegba:
Package received by local delivery company might be nipost

Lol when I clicked the link, na speedaf I see oh.

God abeg.

Nipost ke?

"Package received by local delivery company!"

Ope oh!
Na make e reach my hand remain. Chai

Meister:
Why my own never arrive nah ? OnePlus should respect themselves

OnePlus is shitty when it comes to updates now.

I miss the old OnePlus abeg.

Lekan26:
anyone but you sir.... Sorry to say , but u lack modesty

Emotional damage!!!!

Left from departure country for 3 weeks now. Na wa.

Elpibe:
Ode no go find better work do , jobless mofo

Better join the support group bro. You need am.

ambr055i:
Let's say after getting the phone and it has some issues what will you do. In Nigeria, everybody is a potential thief just many haven't been given the opportunity yet. The only people I trust is my immediate family.

Your immediate family na potential thieves too sha. No exempt them

cc: Elpibe

Come and learn from here how to stop touching yourself all the time.

Disgusting animal lmao

Elpibe:
What's there to be ashamed of ? At least better a self-servicer than a money wasting olosho grand patron .

Who dey follow this one argue . Bobo shift one side, HIV patient

Yes boss. Can't shame the shameless.

You have no shame. Addict.

Elpibe:
See person pikin o chai , am sure your parents were happy they gave birth to a boy ,little did they know that you were gonna turn to be a child of disgrace to them , what a shame. They now regret y they didn't listen to the advice of the doctor to have aborted you before you were born .

You go around sleeping with prostitutes spreading diseases upandan ,money way you suppose carry give papa and mama you dey spend for olosho, the syphilis you contracted from your tinder hoes cannot allow you the capacity to think cos it has spread to your brain . What a pity .

As for your girlfriend , my iPhone alone will open her legs wide for me that one is non-negotiable, na me and your babe go watch the porñ together after watching I use the monkey style to widen her punana

Good night, chief wankist. I agree, your iphone is the best, and I don't even have s21 or 22 ultra. At least I'm not the one opening thread for touching myself lmao. So shameful.

Let's not argue anymore.

Beat your meat in peace. Addict.

Elpibe:
Mumu for your info I use an iPhone 11pro 256gb , I still get level pass you for street at least my iPhone worth more than 300k, me I no be money miss road like you cos am not a fan of Android, FYI I bought my phone for 150k oya Kee yourself . O boy you be pikin to me anytime, anyday .

Your babe sef go trip if she see me , if i flash am my iPhone 11pro na once she go open leg , abi you dey doubt am?

E don show say you be brolosho wey dey carry all this disease infested women for brothel and tinder , na so una life dey always be . Na tinder girls full your head , money way you suppose use do better thing for your life you carryam go dey fvck toetoe

Na you nor get work cos you dey shook mouth for wetin nor concern you begin yarn apati , oboy swerve go trailer lane abeg .

I've won this argument.

You have nothing else to say.

My babe will probably use you to pay bills cos she has everything your porn babes get. So you'd be very gullible and give her money lmao.

Enjoy your second hand iphone 11 pro. Keep touching yourself till they kingdom come, and remain a buffoon here on Nairaland.

Congrats. I'm sure everyone here has gone to look at your thread where you disgraced your parents because of an addiction you aren't man enough to control.

Chief Masturbator, porn consumer, vaseline crew's chief captain.

150k iphone user lmao.

Goodnight.

Lemme enter some good jajaina while you goan touch yourself again .

Elpibe:
Lol fake life spotted , . Ode oshii I Sabi say Dem no born 10000 of you well to do wetin I ask , poor goat , FYI s21 ultra is 380k e plenty for NL here slowpokè nicompoop. E pain am say I catch am for the useless lie .

You are just a wannabe poor man , way never see food chop . Oya upload picture of the s22 ultra make we see . All your life na lies full am , no wonder you dey support Repairguru I sure say you Sabi the guy before na una dey run the scam for Ikeja together.

Oga rest one place, e don show today say you be pretender not a contender with me at all , I pass you for everything go follow your fellow riffraff exchange banter

Lol e say 380k for nairaland..you are probably a thief, that's why you think you'll see it for that price. S21 Ultra is for poor people, yet you open full thread dey look for 170k phone lmao. You're smelling bro

You'll never see a clean mint s21 ultra for 380k.

Except cracker backs and locked devices. Even at that you still can't afford it. That iphone 11 pro be like gold for your hand lmao. I no need to prove to you I have the 22 ultra. It's here and you fit come see am anytime. But I doubt you'll have the time. You will be too busy playing with your genitals and burning precious data watching porn and playing judge on other people's problems.

Porn addict. Wey women full everywhere, even on tinder for 15k, you choose to touch yourself.

Too broke to carry women, but rich enough to afford data for porn and vaseline for the stroking lmao.

Pained.

ukbiss:
I'm not in Lagos.

Could you please direct me on how to do it myself

Omo it's a long process, and honestly, you could brick your phone doing it.

But do a search on how to change firmware on Samsung devices. There's a process to follow..

If you have the patience it will work for you

Elpibe:
Shebi you talk say you get s21 ultra , oya use the s21 ultra snap the s22ultra dumbfvck , common sense you nor get than to dey brag upandan like who nack head for ground when e dey for mama back .

Oga do wetin I talk and I go sheathe my penis sef since na wetin you want

Fool, cant you see the gallery app and see the video of the 22 ultra? Hehehehehe my God.

Ok, I no get 22 ultra. I agree lol. Na 21 ultra I get. You fit buy am ?

Your entire savings account fit afford am? Phone of almost half a mil in current rates? You wan die? Make hunger beat you shege?

Time wey you go use make money, you use am turn vigilante for matter wey nobody send you. You're just a joker.

Shoe get size. Okrika get quality. I no be your mate. Goan pull your penis in peace knowing this.

Elpibe:
I sabi say you go change mouth mutula , Mr man upload pictures of the phone with your miserable name written in bold. You come here dey yarn dust oga it goes to show that you no dey use s22ultra .



Who gives a flying fvck about your money , weyray upload pictures then I agree say truely you get the phone , I sheath my sword straight . If you like go tell your friend make he send you picture . Offer stands for tonight only

So how do I upload the pic using the same phone mumu? Look down and see that it is from my camera gallery of my 21 ultra. At least, if you no believe the s22, you'll believe the s21 ultra. Sheath your penis instead boi, you need am

Devil Donn push you come meet me, and you go collect. No worry. You go dey see me run for this nairaland. Addict oshi.

You just wan talk, but meanwhile, nothing dey your head.... Other than naked women and totur hand holding your penis leemao

Elpibe:
Even if I buy am 10k fact still remains say na iPhone 11pro I dey use go Kee yourself abi hug transformer, you run go download picture from techmarket say na s22 ultra you dey use . Continue dey live your fake life, if he sure for you snap picture with the s22 ultra and put your name beside it let me check something

Poor riffraff won dey form big man , you when never see food chop . Me I dey use iPhone11pro life and direct

Lol check my other threads where I post devices. You'll see the same table and laptop. Idiot day snap pics and out name beside it.
I'll credit you 20k if you sjoe me that pics anywhere on the internet. Runs good search and get back to me. The offer stands.

Rest with your smelling second hand iphone. Use am for tonight's servicing leemao.

Dhejy7:
Comrades abeg rest! E don do

This one don turn pig fight from money recovery

Yes boss. I don quiet.

I no type again lol

Elpibe:
Oya send the money I go accept am you this short imp, na maggot full your brain i Sabi say you no get anything to say than say I dey self-service , if I pull my penis cap e concern you? Abi na you get the penis ?.

You still carry that your mouth with severe halitosis dey vibrate for here , who born you? Before you follow me dey yarn fess go wash your teeth cos you don dey permeate this place with your fishy smell

Mumu no go find better thing to do with your miserable self, woman wrapper dey chook mouth for the thing wey no consign you.

Mumu man

OP is your brother now, so you can chook mouth in his matter very well. Halfwit .

150k iphone 11 pro porn addict lmao.

Elpibe:
At least I dey use better thing and it points to the fact that am not a pauper like you, dey carry your palasa java phone dey type like person wey never see food chop .

This one way you just dey talk about my iPhone abi you want make I dash you , I Sabi say you no get Money I fit help your condition

Leemao my phone will buy 3 of your phones, my boi.

Who you wan help? Lmao abi na me go help you.

Probably bought a stolen iphone 11 pro for 150k, turn am to porn heaven lmao.

See the camera layup and guess the device.

Broke mumu.

Your customers dey wait you bro. Go and see ice your addiction lmao

Elpibe:
Abi this one na didinrin , iPhone 11 no get 1080p resolution , you no even get sense yet you claim to sell phones , your foolishness pass buhari own.

Lmao common iphone 11 pro, we no go hear word.

2 generations old.

Bought second hand from another mugu like you.

The instead of using it for something productive, you use it to do porn cinema lmao.

E pain am

Elpibe:
Funny guy , so because I masturbate now we nor go hear word , you are a non-entity that has nothing reasonable to say oga no put mouth for wetin no concern you. You no be mouthpiece for Repairguru ,shut your mouth. You can go through my other posts too

Make I buy you data for the night now, or how you feel? I fit wire you 5k. Buy like 40gig. Lmao.

You go dey very alright. Perverted addict. You go pull your penis cap very soon. Continue you hear?

Randy goat

overdrive:
You will not make heaven.chai

Be like the guy just come nairaland.

Person dey follow am reason small small, e dey throw insults with the same hands he uses to j3rk off every night.

Disgusting.

I sure say e go still do am this night before e sleep.

Na why e go buy iphone 11 be that. Watch porn on 1080p resolution lmfao

ukbiss:
it makes call. I have tried setting it manually but it still won't browse

You need to flash another firmware on it.

I can direct you to someone at Ikeja.

3k, they'll do it and you'll browse.

Even 2k sef

Dhejy7:
That was below the belt!
Sheath your sword comrade, we have many people following this thread waiting for Mr repair man to balance up.

Make we no turn am to street fight

He could have easily replied me with a civil answer instead of doing what he did. so I had no choice. he wants to fight dirty I'm ready