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i hope this aboki can do this

life wll teach him lessons

chop and clean mouth na

This must b political.
Walkd out of class wth er3cted d1ck
it was caused by Apc

rokiatu:
am around but romance section is kinda boring now days.

dd u go 2 church?

rokiatu:
am around but romance section is kinda boring now days.

oh yes u'r rght but i cnt do wtout visit romance section

rokiatu:
am good, how u doing?

kul long time no wia u go?

Rokiatu onikebe nla
my e-crush hw u dey?

Walked out on tread wt er3cted prik

ggrin:
I never see my monthly visitor


wtf!!!
Why una dy hit like na


Tallesty1 come o

i knw this wll hppn wen u said no cond0m.
4rounds of bangin=9months of missd period

&if u meet a babe who is shy like andreal u'r on ur own.

No but y must she cheat?

VickJames:
Hahahahaha!

This was the exact thing I told the INEC official training us. Its quite funny that its revealing itself now. These card readers can fuel violence more than the normal ones we're using.

How can you explain to a man that registered in a polling unit that his thumb print cannot be identified or he's not supposed be in a polling unit? And you say the verification process will only span for 4hours. Some of these voters are touts and have low tolerance level.

I told him, if any tout just carry kitchen knife not to talk of gun, I go give am everything to thumb print on. I go even call am winner.

Better correct this mistake now before the D-day.

coward

RicardozRichard:
Guy no matter how u vex reach u can never travel to planet vexpar ..... n God time is the best.... I ll pour weed on u

noted

only sh1t makes front page these days nawa 4 this usel33s mods

som galssssss na hoess

RicardozRichard:
abi na...
money give u mind to smoke 18th weed finish come dey release threads on to my cloths..... badt guy...
One love
from 2face generation

pour hot sp3rm on u.
Sori i mean hot wota i dey vex i no get ur time

Wetin hin course?

RicardozRichard:
C wetin money cause

RicardozRichard:
it obvious that's the 9th weed talking... nice idea

lolx na 18th weed na
soja neva beat any of ya family b4? U go hear am somday

texybaby:
@richard dont mind this one oooo.....something else is working....Iol

u like me u quote me..
9c meetin u

Carry petrol,tyre&matches 2 her block& shout 'let me fvck u or i burn mysef 2 ashes' if it ddnt wok seun is nt d owner of Nairaland

Kip foolin ursef o afta u marid i'l kip bangin.. U beta let go b4 u fada anoda man's child

only useless post makes front page nawa 4 our mods

ireneony:

i mean serious bannngin

Lamispaco:
how old are you dude

ayam 45

Sijo01:
If you slap me 100 times, I go give you the other side of my face make you still slap 100 times.

lolx sey u fit
ayam a soja ooo e b like say soja neva slap u b4??

ireneony:
Being on nairaland and seeing all these Valentine's thread is making me really worried.
I don't care about Valentine's day until now.
When I log into my instagram, facebook,skout,bbm,whatsapp,twitter,google+,pinterest,nairaland, etc. All I see is love!love!love!, and this is really making me lonely.
Is it a crime not to have boyfriend.
I was happy being single until now.

Peeps are catching fun while I'm just in my bed surfing the internet, especially nairaland

u nid prik u dnt nid a bf

Sijo01:
Who's dele momodu?........... Is it the name of animal, place or things

ayam dele modumodu if i catch u i go slap u 100 times

DDeliverer:
Why art thou betraying thy fellow guys?

For it shall come to pass after the ladies (side chicks) behold the picture which thou posteth that they shall be greatly vexed and their anger will be kindled against us and they shalt deny us sex thereafter.

lmao ur head dey dia o