FriedPlantain:
Omo everything wey this op talk na true oo.
*brings out his pen and begins to make a list *

MizMyColi
Deefuray
Whizqueen
Evina
Singlefade25
Dechandel
Kachisbarbie
Rokiatu
Safarigirl
Texanomaly


I must catch all these nairaland babes before this month runs out.

*runs to quickly change his Facebook Dp*

FriedPlantain

Godvilla:
Its more like.........
How to catch an illusion..........
OP, u no get liver to woo dat girl next door much more a ghost
Sai!!!

redcliff:


Trash

chigoizie7:



Whatever happens to real babes in real life, wtf is good with all these fake nairaland babes?

KashyBaby:


Im harsh When ur d one who shot the fire first, Sir...u quoted me tat i have to flaunt my boobs & butt....
Now, u tell me who is harsh ey?

chipmunkey:


To be honest with you, i've done it all.
I'm only posting this to help other guys up their game. It's quiet embarrassing reading all those love confession threads without the guy making any realistic move.

In other words..... u are thier help-mate.... 1 tomtom u 4

Bluestarry:
lol. Babe you funny o. well! you asked for how to 'catch a nairaland guy' i answered jokingly and you took it personal :x cool down babe, that was a joke

Godvilla:
In other words..... u are thier help-mate.... 1 tomtom u 4

chipmunkey:

Dude!
You look trashy in that Jacket...





















And




























You need to get a haircut.

No OooooOOfffience!

redcliff:


Even if i had a haircut and I was dapper in my jacket, you would probably have said my dentition is awful. in the real sense you would have looked for something to still say. I don't need you to give me tips on how to look. The people who I care about and care about me are not complaining.. bye

handsomeness:

well, you have a point. But how is physical meeting better than online meeting? If someone wants to hide his personality from you, he will. Whether online or offline. Or is there a "secret" way you use to fish out people's REAL personality when you meet them?

I'd love to know.

dovelike:
Don't waste your time on nairaland ladies. Am Speaking for myself. It doesn't make any sense and it leads to nowhere.

UyiIredia:


People have met on NL and married so you're wrong.

dovelike:

No kidding?

UyiIredia:

People have met on NL and married so you're wrong.

dovelike:

Lol. They can't hide a lot of things from me when I meet them physically.They have to face me and pretend. At least, there is less pretending when you meet physically than online. I Never Take People Online seriously, Except When They Insult me. Then I try to dig out information from them. Directly or indirectly. Tell me, have you ever seen someone you met online, physically?

handsomeness:


Yeah, during the 2GO days, I meet one on a fateful day. I wasn't even expecting to see her. It was as if she appeared from thin air.
And when I entered my own house to saw her face to face, I chickened out completely. You know that feeling of "Oh my God " you suddenly have when something totally unexpected present itself to you? Believe me I had that feeling that day. Come and see spiritual goose pimples and sweating.

lool what a funny day it was. But nevertheless it turned out good in the end. We discussed, I got to know her better and we ended up becoming good friends.
But to sum it all up, there are good people online. Relationship can be built from there too.

What about you, have you met ANY PERSON online, physically?

handsomeness:


Interesting. So what's one thing that can single-handedly sweep you off your feet?

Genea:
mmmmmm so true,waiting for nl guys oooo and a counter thread

groundnutoil:
d only two things i dnt have on his list is money and am a gud can d rest work on you

Genea:
d username is not enticing

Blackett:
Like I always say, the realest people on nairaland are quiet. They aren't loud and in your face. It's easy to spot fake people. Like when that seriousbabe _idiot came along, people knew it was fake. So many of them like that. It's applicable to guys as well.

Like OP said, monitor any one you're interested in very well before making contact.

handsomeness:


Yeah, during the 2GO days, I meet one on a fateful day. I wasn't even expecting to see her. It was as if she appeared from thin air.
And when I entered my own house to saw her face to face, I chickened out completely. You know that feeling of "Oh my God " you suddenly have when something totally unexpected present itself to you? Believe me I had that feeling that day. Come and see spiritual goose pimples and sweating.

lool what a funny day it was. But nevertheless it turned out good in the end. We discussed, I got to know her better and we ended up becoming good friends.
But to sum it all up, there are good people online. Relationship can be built from there too.

What about you, have you met ANY PERSON online, physically?

groundnutoil:
but at least i taste beta dan olive oil

diddydiva:
hmmmmm water on the floor

handsomeness:


Water??

KashyBaby:
Then how to catch a Nairaland guys?

Smartestelvis:
catch who?u dont even need any tip to woe any guy here,jst give d green light....

KashyBaby:


nope…tats not easy..men nowadays also have qualifications when it comes to the girls they wanna date and as a lady, I wanna know personally wat type of females men wanna date these days

diddydiva: