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RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Use Breasts To Harass Men On Public Vehicles by AuthorMan(op): 9:29pm On Jan 12, 2025
Nemesis0147:
like wtf😂😂
@op
You guys share okada with strangers there?
Yes o. For Ibadan.
Only if you decide to take it alone and it is costlier
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Use Breasts To Harass Men On Public Vehicles by AuthorMan(op): 9:27pm On Jan 12, 2025
dkidd:
Lol na legbere dey siddon for middle of woman ooo grin. Back then in university when okada still dey enter inside campus and carry two people those girls dey target whom to use catch cruise. They always ride middle while guys sit behind and they start riding ur dick till it's full length and hard. I done use like that straff babe for free. After we boarded same okada she was just literally riding me I just leave JT to rest where she wanted it... In between her ass cheeks and she soft. I can't forget that girl. Her destination was closer so when she got there I had to come down first na so pole stretch for jeans I come stand like who get waist pain she was just smiling. I just told her to forget about the fare. another day i jam her for NFA na she even come meet me. 1 thing lead to 2. we got to her place last last the rest na Gongo Aso... The only girl when want push me for middle make she dey back I gave her the warning of her life and em come be inside campus for bike park. She was insisting and worse at the top of her voice and okada even scarce. Lol after I warned her I asked to Okada to zoom off. Na so she stand dey look like mumu
grin
RomanceRe: A Single Beautiful Igbo Catholic Virgin Lady Of 47yrs, Wants A Husband by AuthorMan: 5:29pm On Jan 12, 2025
Cocolatti:
47,
Beautiful,
A virgin.
Something is wrong.
I have one as a friend. Nothing is wrong than she is a Christian who wouldn't want sex before marriage. She is 43. Very hard working and beautiful. Yoruba.
Every man that came want to have a taste of her before proposing but she decline and they would leave.

Nothing Wrong Bro.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Use Breasts To Harass Men On Public Vehicles by AuthorMan(op): 5:12pm On Jan 12, 2025
Nonexisting1:
You entered a bike together with girl and she sat at the back while you sat in the middle?
Yes you dont know it happens?
Most girls prefer that. They will tell you to climb first. Abi you be Ajebutter. We wey no be silver-spoon-fed don see a lot o.
Eyes don see shege.
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Use Breasts To Harass Men On Public Vehicles by AuthorMan(op): 5:03pm On Jan 12, 2025
Silentgroper:
Lol that happens slot .. have you ever sat with a lady on a bike with her being in front you and yet she keeps shifting back.

I usually get astonished whenever they allow me sit at the back of them but then I still try to keep slave in between us ..


On two occasions have I had ladies shifting back like they be wanting some sort of connection btw us ...


It was a lil bit embarrassing ... If JT start poking them from the back now, they'd start crying foul ..

The breast own is way more common though...
This one happened to me once. The lady insisted to sit in the middle on okada and she kept shifting back. I tried so hard to create a little space between us as I dont want my manhood to stand. But I discorver her intentiom was to sit on my JT. She kept shifting till my bum was at the tail end of Okada. It was in the night.
I got down before her. So as I was searching pocket to give bike man money the idiot was checking if my JT was standing while smiling. The Okada guy was not aware of what was going on.
grin
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Use Breasts To Harass Men On Public Vehicles by AuthorMan(op): 4:55pm On Jan 12, 2025
[quote author=Datguy00 post=133687884][/quote]You have never experience the fact that most women dont like to be sandwiched between two guys? (The Okada rider and you)

They dont like to be in the middle.
PoliticsRe: Many Feared Dead In Zamfara Airstrike by AuthorMan: 1:38pm On Jan 12, 2025
Do they train these AIR FORCE officers at all?

Everyday misfiring.

Sad
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Use Breasts To Harass Men On Public Vehicles by AuthorMan(op): 1:28pm On Jan 12, 2025
What does Lalasticlala and Seun think of these
E don happen to you before. grin
RomanceWhy Do Ladies Use Breasts To Harass Men On Public Vehicles by AuthorMan(op): 1:20pm On Jan 12, 2025
Guys, Happy Sunday.
This is just to catch fun for sunday relaxation. grin My first time on romance section. All because I need answers and I want us to share experience. Lets be sincere.

We are all human.

Anyone is free to judge me though, but I will still say this.
I am adult and the best part of a woman that I love most and that can quickly arouse me is the breast.
I love woman's breast to the point that if I handle a woman's boobs she may not need penetration before reaching climax during sex.

But there is this thing that I have noticed. It has been in vogue for long.
Ladies love to press their breast against men in public vehicles. Even if you try to shift they still find a way to do it. Especially when drivers carry overload.
I can't tell how many times that pretty girls have delibrately pressed their breasts on me. Some will do it without care if you know or not. Instead of sitting facing front with their hands on their laps, they put one arm behind your neck to allow their intention manifest properly.
One did it on Okada sometime. She sat at my back and she was literarily pressing it on me. Pretty girl with huge lovely chest. I almost forgot to get down at my bus stop. grin

I want us guys to say if it has happened to us or na only me. Make I quickly go for delivrance.
i have been harassed with breast to the point that I kuku ma pressed it myself on two occasions. The ladies in question could not raise an alarm because they knew they were at fault.

Ladies, what do you gain or feel when you do it. Does it make you feel aroused and good? Or it is for attraction (body language)

Guys tell us your experience. Has it happened to you and how did you handle such.
Foreign AffairsRe: Ukraine Says It Captured Two Injured North Korean Soldiers In Russia by AuthorMan: 8:55pm On Jan 11, 2025
walterjnr:
You no see their face that they are north Koreans
Reduce the energy you use to engage retards on Nairaland.

Just shake your head and move on.
PoliticsRe: Fulani's Attempt To Annex Oyo Town Didn't Start Today by AuthorMan(op): 5:13pm On Jan 11, 2025
LivingSage:
You're an unfortun@t£ human being

Does Oyo Town have Chief Imam?
You Muslims think everyone is against you. No wonder the Nigerian Army busted the plan of ISWAP to have Oyo Colonized. Abi you no read in the news.

Lets always think like Nigerians first instead of all these sentiments.
HealthRe: Viral Video Of A Pretty Lady Walking Naked In Jos by AuthorMan: 5:02pm On Jan 11, 2025
Sharpsharp00123:
u can't b more Catholic than d pope

Even d white u are trying to b like them believe in spell

So come down d highness there is spirituality here
You dey mind all these woke boys. Many who are atheist deny everything so they can satisfy their ego.
Once they believe there is spirituality then, it leads to the question of God's existence.

So they would rather deny everything to feel cool in their beliefs.

No Witch
No ghost
No Charm/juju
No demon
No God.

grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Mexico Firefighters Arrive U.S To Help Battle Los Angeles Wildfires (Photos) by AuthorMan: 4:57pm On Jan 11, 2025
Same people Trump wants to deport. This life.
PoliticsRe: Fulani's Attempt To Annex Oyo Town Didn't Start Today by AuthorMan(op): 4:53pm On Jan 11, 2025
EeyanMayweather:
You are dumber than I had initially thought.
What has my religion got to do with anything here ?

Who defended Yoruba interests more than the late Alaafin Lamidi Adeyemi ? Was he an Hindu ?

The late Christian Sijuwade of Ife was in bed with the oppressors when the ‘Muslim’ Adeyemi was part of the struggles for June 12


By the way, is the Alaafin stool a preserve of a particular religion?
Thought the Alaafin stool was a traditional one with immense significance to the Yoruba race .

Are you supporting the GSM and Owoade because they are Christians ?
The Owoade guy has a Muslim name which should tell you about his upbringing and the kind of home he came out from.

At times, I get scared when I see folks like you. How do you profile your own kin because of a foreign religion?

How are you different from the MURIC rag head ?? SMH
You just dey bark upandan on simple posts. The guy you insulted asked you a simple question without insulting you. Then, you replied with insults.
A proof of your mental problem though.

grin

Check my Ziggy. grin
PoliticsRe: Fulani's Attempt To Annex Oyo Town Didn't Start Today by AuthorMan(op): 4:48pm On Jan 11, 2025
EeyanMayweather:
That’s your father’s alias abi 😂
It still dey pain you. grin
Lunatic.

Check my Ziggy. I don use the two rules for you. Im done.
PoliticsRe: Fulani's Attempt To Annex Oyo Town Didn't Start Today by AuthorMan(op): 4:28pm On Jan 11, 2025
EeyanMayweather:
Rara oo
I’m not your mother who is getting flogged in Aro ?
Check well
E pain am. grin
ODE
PoliticsRe: Fulani's Attempt To Annex Oyo Town Didn't Start Today by AuthorMan(op): 4:26pm On Jan 11, 2025
EeyanMayweather:
In all of this, you’ve not told us the guy’s affiliation with the caliphate.

Or because he’s Muslim ?
OK I think I made a mistake by not adding the link to it. I did that out of fear I might be banned by Nairaland bot.

I am not the writer. The link I got the post from is attached now. Post has been edited.
Hope you guys are cool?
PoliticsRe: Fulani's Attempt To Annex Oyo Town Didn't Start Today by AuthorMan(op): 4:14pm On Jan 11, 2025
EeyanMayweather:
Are you dyslexic ?
Can’t you read what you posted ?

So who is the prince being alluded to in the write up if not the Ladigbolu guy that was hitherto chosen by the Oyomesi huhhuh??

Abi you just saw Fulani , Yoruba , Alaafin and you decided to post without reading first 😂😂

You are the dumbest clown on this forum apparently.

You are too insignificant for me to fight . You that even lack the simple ability to read and comprehend.
Your neurons probably stopped developing when you were a toddler because your response has single digit IQ written all over it .

I’m sure you inherited the cretinism from the losers who brought you to this world .

The Yoruba is at cross road . All these useless divisive write ups solve nothing .
I wouldn’t be surprised if you were a pig from futa jalon yourself coming here to sow seeds of discord.

Again, tell us the Fulani blood Ladigbolu has .

Folks like you are the reason why the Fulanis misbehave all over the country because you ascribe unnecessary power to them .
Crying on my mention is allowed grin

Knowing you must be mentally sick.
PoliticsRe: Fulani's Attempt To Annex Oyo Town Didn't Start Today by AuthorMan(op): 1:04pm On Jan 11, 2025
EeyanMayweather:
Wetin concern Fulani concern Alaafin selection ??
Stop ascribing unnecessary power to them .

Tell us the Fulani blood Prince Ladigbolu has or keep quiet .
Or is it because the guy is Muslim ?
You lack comprehension. Did the writer mention Prince Ladigbolu or you just want to display generational stupidity?
Every little thing you guys turn it to a fight.
This is history that your father himself would like to read. But since most of you hate information...
Good luck
CrimeRe: Cross River Man Arrested For Allegedly Killing Mother For Rituals by AuthorMan: 10:57am On Jan 11, 2025
This is the Evil in African Traditional religion. The issue of using human parts for rrituals. I know it sounds ridiculous but if I was the president of this country I could ban traditional religion.
Someone would say what about the pastors and imams doing rituals. But we shouldn't forget these idiots still consult these Babalawos the native doctors.

Well, this may not make much sense but Im just pissed off with stories like this.
PoliticsFulani's Attempt To Annex Oyo Town Didn't Start Today by AuthorMan(op):
Tribute to Governor Seyi Makinde.

Since 1823, Sokoto Caliphate has had a near obsession to annex Oyo into its estate, using the proxy Emirate at Ilorin.

The first Alaafin to stand up to the Caliphate was Alaafin Amodo, great grand nephew of Alaafin Ajagbo, the Warrior king that Commissioned the first independent Royal army and established the post of Field Marshal [Aare Ona Kakanfo] with the first being Kokoro Gangan.

Amodo could not defeat the invading army. His Warlords were too rebellious to form a Coalition under his banner. He lost one of his leading Warriors in battle with Ilorin…. Onikoyi Adegun.

Another king that rose to the occasion was Alaafin Oluewu…. He rejected the insistence of Emir Shita, son of Shehu Alimi to accept him as an Overlord…. At his time, the Caliph of the Hausa Empire was Sultan Belo, son of Shehu Usman Dan Fodio. Sultan Belo provided Emir Shita thousands of Calvary Warriors to Swell the ranks of the Ilorin army against Oluewu

Oluewu teamed up with the Baribas and led a successful Campaign to repel Sokoto Caliphate at the 1830 battle of Otefan. He however lost a second War to drive the Emir and his followers out of Ilorin. This was due to treachery amongst his Warlords who feared that when he was done with Ilorin, he would return Oyo to its former glory and bring the Warlords who served as provincial Governors back under the Capital.

Alaafin Oluewu was the last Sovereign at Old Oyo. His Successor, Atiba moved the Capital to Ago Oja. It remains the Seat of Oyo kingdom till today. Alaafin Adeyemi III was a direct descendant of Alaafin Atiba.

Atiba Commissioned two powerful Warrior Cities to resettle the Warriors of Old Oyo. One at Ibadan under his new Bashorun Oluyole and the other at Ijaye under his new Kakanfo Kurunmi where most of the Old Ikoyi Warriors settled.

Bashorun Oluyole put together the army that finally repelled the invading army from the North at the Osogbo War of 1840.

Fast forward to today, Ilorin, with Support from the Sultan at Sokoto infiltrated the Oyomesi to influence the Successor of Adeyemi III. With help from the Chief Imam and MURIC, they put pressure on the Current Bashorun to compromise the process and Select a Prince with Fulani blood who has more loyalty to Usman Dan Fodio than Yoruba heritage on the throne….. what they could not do through War, they are desperate to do through peace in our time.

Governor Seyi Makinde rejected the process at the risk of his second term in office and insisted on a new selection process with total autonomy of the Oyomesi from Sokoto/Ilorin influence.

These are the kind gatekeepers we desire to lead us in Yorubaland…. He thinks in Yoruba and the preservation of his ancestral heritage is sacred to him.

Governor Makinde…. Peace be unto you. May you live long…. History will remember you as the true hero you are.

https://x.com/EbiriGbonka/status/1722292293976154428?t=0scCQ6Tbimhrd4vhkJAQmg&s=08
PoliticsRe: Bandits Kill 21 In Katsina Attack by AuthorMan: 12:53am On Jan 11, 2025
Racoon:
Is Buhari still in Daura - Kastina state or gone over to his cousins in Niger Republic? Just asking!
Be very careful.
Which kind of an undercover question is that.

Please dont annoy me o.

What is the use of an ex president who is more or less a jelly fish training very active Bokoharam members how to fire without missing their target in an environment full of lukewarm bigoted idiots. Running helter skelter to satisfy a pain inflicting baboon of new president.

Who carry my beer bottle.
CrimeRe: 105 Yahoo Fraudsters In Hotel Review Job Scam Arrested By The EFCC In Abuja by AuthorMan: 12:48am On Jan 11, 2025
fasho01:
Honestly, yahoo is a menace in our society, no matter how you want to view it with rose coloured lenses
Why do you think it entered Oxford Dictionary.

grin
PoliticsRe: How Security Operatives Burst ISWAP’s Plan To Establish Camps In Oyo by AuthorMan: 10:14pm On Jan 10, 2025
The reason they were asking for Sharia in OYO.
And gullible Muslims think people were against their religion.
Smh
Foreign AffairsRe: Beninese Army Suffers 'Hard Blow' In Border Attack by AuthorMan: 6:42pm On Jan 10, 2025
Islam
Jihadist
Jihadist
Jihadists

grin
PoliticsRe: US Returns $52.88m Linked To Diezani Madueke by AuthorMan: 6:28pm On Jan 10, 2025
CommonSense1967:
All under Jonna
while he was sleeping treasury was emptied. Jonah Slept
PoliticsRe: Hausa, Fulani Clash In Jigawa: 11 Killed, 31 Houses Burnt In Ethnic Violence by AuthorMan: 12:37am On Jan 10, 2025
Gambari pa Fulani ko lejo ninu
Same aggressive nature, same "prophet" same god.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Army Base In Borno, Kills Soldiers, Burns Vehicles (Photos) by AuthorMan: 3:00pm On Jan 07, 2025
Is04970:
You won't see Northern Elders and influencers to condemn this because most of the soldiers being killed in the North are Southerners.
What about the Mumu MURIC
Foreign AffairsRe: Three Killed In West Bank Shooting(photos) by AuthorMan: 11:54am On Jan 07, 2025
adebowales:
be like say na under cave you Dey live? Isreal are not supposed to be in West Bank,it’s illegal for isrealis to be there, the ceasefire in place is between hezbollah and idf in Lebanon not Gaza
You that you are living outside of cave dont know there are lots of Israelis in West Bank and West Bank is not the property of Palestinians.
Foreign AffairsRe: ISWAP Releases Photos Of Attack On Nigerian Army Base In Borno by AuthorMan: 11:41am On Jan 07, 2025
Umuinyioku:
You talk like a newly weaned baby.

Without South East,no Nigeria.

What can you do to promote Nigerian enterprise with your Lazy attitude without IBOs?

Nigerian government knows no IBO,No Nigeria. It's not a pretension. Despite your Hate, Nigeria cannot do without people South East.

Know this!
You are day dreaming
Yen yen yen,
No IBO no Nigeria keh. Whats your importance in Nigeria. A bunch of criminals.

You even claim Nigerian Enterprise.
Which enterprise?

The village mentality is worrying you guys.

Is it the buying and selling and drug carrying you guys are doing that builds a nation or makes a nation great?

Illiteracy and half education is your problem.

Where was your Enterprise when the Western Region was making exploits through farming proceeds? Common farming proceeds o.

You guys are sick.

Every First in Nigeria development belongs to the Yorubas. With Proceeds from Cacao and Palm oil o.

Buying and selling could be done by any dunce. It is nothing special. And unfortunately, you buy and sell fake products, harming the nation.

Keep you criminally corrupt mouth shut.

The Yorubas who build private hospitals, build schools, having the highest number of educated fellows and are into various self employed jobs are no more important like those selling Gala on the high way, producing fake products,even medicine., and carrying drugs and denting Nigeria image world over. You are sick upstairs.

Your forefathers were sleeping when farm proceeds built the First Television in the whole of Africa. Built The former tallest building in Africa, Built the First Stadium in Nigeria, built the first University in Nigeria etc.

Where was your enterprise when all these were done?

Empty barrels.
Foreign AffairsRe: ISWAP Releases Photos Of Attack On Nigerian Army Base In Borno by AuthorMan: 11:27am On Jan 07, 2025
God1000:
This is serious, may the enemies of Nigeria not succeed
Be pretending. Something wey dey sweet you for body.
TAQUIYA always on display.

My question:
Assuming the Palestinians are reacting against Israel because they are being upressed, who is upressing these your brothers in Islam? grin

Your religion is demonic. PERIOD_!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Three Killed In West Bank Shooting(photos) by AuthorMan: 11:18am On Jan 07, 2025
richmond500:
another birthday loading.
Giveaway go surplus
grin

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