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Crime / Re: Palestinian Islamic Jihad Terrorist Admits To Raping Woman During Oct 7 Attack by AuthorMan: 5:55pm On Apr 12
JoeEeL:


U were making sense until u said Jesus is coming. U are just as brainwashed and mentally enslaved just like the person ure critiquing

THE DAY MY RESPONSE WILL MAKE SENSE TO YOU, IT WILL BE TOO LATE.
LEAVE IT AT THE NON MAKING SENSE FoR NOW.

I KNOW HUMAN EVOLVING FROM APE MAKES A LOT OF SENSE TO YOU.
CONGRATS

SHALOM
Business / Re: Naira Appreciates To N1,250/$ At Parallel Market by AuthorMan: 1:19am On Apr 06
proff010:
Good one, by end of May dollar will be 500 to naira in Jesus name.
Amen
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Fails To Meet EFCC Bail Conditions by AuthorMan: 9:53pm On Apr 04
Which cell will he be puted , sorry I mean put.

Male or Female.

If male she/he don suffer.
If female, she/he will be fine.

Life sef.

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Food / Re: Milky Garri Doughnuts by AuthorMan: 3:21pm On Apr 04
TheFreshVanilla:
Only poor people will find this cool. They test different stuff and arrive at nonsense.

Stop this nonsense.
If you are from a rich home. Congrats to you. But don't insult poor people.

I have a Billionaire client. I entered his office one day and met him eating kulikuli.
He is a Jovial person.
Before we started talking he asked, "are you surprised a Billionaire eat kulikuli?" I burst into laughter and said "no sir"

If this was prepared and presented to you at a five star hotel, you will eat it and say, "wow! So yummy"
Especially when you don't know the ingredient.

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Food / Re: Milky Garri Doughnuts by AuthorMan: 3:02pm On Apr 04
Pussyisgud:
Wtf! STOP EATING NONSENSE!! Gari is meant to be swallowed as eba with any soup of your choice, like egusi or okra soup.
Milk is for tea, cake, baking or any other oyibo food.
Stop this nonsense before una go give person running belle or food poisoning.

You are the one that should stop the nonsense. It is called innovation. As long as there is no poisonous item in what she used.
it is food.
Were your grandparents using milk to drink gaari in the olden days? Someone started it and it worked. Can you call it nonsense?

What about pap?
In the olden days, nothing like taking pap with milk but now many can't take pap without milk.

You see, most of all these American foods called different names are almost same thing with little difference. Shawama, burger, sandwich, etc.
It is common bread with jagons put inside. Someone innovated them. They just change the contents.

Do you know what is called Kokoro? It is like chinchin.
It is fried Eba.
And you wouldn't know if you are not told what it is made of. FRIED EBA.
Many eat it and don't know till date what it is made of.

If it was a black man that invented YOGURT ppl like you would say God forbid. It is disgusting.
It is fermentend Milk. (Spoilt Milk if I'm permitted to call it)


So, OP ride on o. Don't mind Discouragers.

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Religion / Re: Your Easter Message Provocative, CAN Demands Apology From FIRS by AuthorMan: 11:02am On Apr 03
illicit:
CAN no get sense of humour

That was a silly humour.

If the message had been:
"Emulate Jesus And Pay Your Taxes. He Paid His. Happy Easter"

I'm sure CAN wouldn't have raised an eye brow. Because its a fact. He paid His.

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Religion / Re: Your Easter Message Provocative, CAN Demands Apology From FIRS by AuthorMan: 10:51am On Apr 03
talk2hb1:
All I can say is, Christian should be tolerant it's just a message.

Like you were tolerant when you burnt Esther alive.


Yen yen

Demonic people advicing people who are epitomes of peace.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran’s Commander Mohammad Reza Zahedi Killed In Israeli Airstrike in Syria by AuthorMan: 10:51pm On Apr 01
grin

Ali wa mu dundun nla yii.


grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Palestinian Christians In Gaza Observe Easter Amid Israel's War (Photos) by AuthorMan: 7:41pm On Mar 31
Jogs1900:
We need to see this Isreal Palestine war beyond religion..It's simply a tribal war. The Israelis don't like Christians or Muslims.

And do the Muslims like Israelis and Christians?
Travel / Re: 2 U.S Army Helicopters Crash Within 48 Hours, Killing Soldiers (Photos) by AuthorMan: 12:08pm On Mar 30
Saboteurs
Crime / Re: Palestinian Islamic Jihad Terrorist Admits To Raping Woman During Oct 7 Attack by AuthorMan: 11:35am On Mar 29
AntiChristian:


Quote one chapter in the Qur'an that supports killing babies like the Israelites?



Here are other verses about infanticides in the Bible


YOU LACK WISDOM.
YOU EVEN LISTED PHARAOH BEING ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO KILLED INFANTS AS YOUR PROOF.
WAS PHARAOH A CHRISTIAN? grin

HAVE A GREAT DAY
Crime / Re: Palestinian Islamic Jihad Terrorist Admits To Raping Woman During Oct 7 Attack by AuthorMan: 11:32am On Mar 29
k4kenny:


So I asked professor google. Different people, different opinions. Depends of what you've been programmed into believing.

Anyhoo, Islam is sha still the fastest growing religion, while Christianity is the fastest declining tongue if Islam were so dangerous, why is it growing in leaps and bounds? Truth is Zionists have lied about Islam for decades. Now the truth is unraveling, people are realising they've been lied to. Open your eyes and emancipate yourself from Zionist mind control.

ISLAM IS THE FASTEST GROWING RELIGION IN THE WORLD AS YOU SAID AND HAVE PROVEN. grin

IT IS TRUE.

CHECK THE BIBLE VERSE BELOW.
THAT ANSWERS IT.


Matthew 7:13-14 New International Version (NIV)
“Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.


CAN YOU NOW SEE WHY?

HAVE A GREAT DAY.
Crime / Re: Palestinian Islamic Jihad Terrorist Admits To Raping Woman During Oct 7 Attack by AuthorMan: 9:46am On Mar 29
AntiChristian:


Deuteronomy 22:28-29
"If a man encounters a young woman, a virgin who is not engaged, takes hold of her and rapes her, and they are discovered, the man who raped her must give the young woman’s father 50 silver shekels, and she must become his wife because he violated her. He cannot divorce her as long as he lives."

What if there were not discovered?

Abeg, how much is 50 Silver Shekels to the Naira?

THE DEMONS WHO MADE WHO EVER WROTE THE QURAN WRITE IT IS THE SAME DISTURBING YOUR HEAD.

EVEN A DAY OLD CHILD KNOWS WHICH RELIGION IS DEMONIC IN THE WORLD.

ENTER ANY PRIMARY OR SECONDARY SCHOOL TODAY AND SET THIS QUESTION:

"NAME THE MOST DANGEROUS RELIGION IN THE WORLD"
PUT A PRIZE OF 100K ON IT grin
AND SEE HOW THE WHOLE CLASS WILL PICK THE SAME ANSWER "ISLAM"

EVEN MUSLIM STUDENTS WILL PICK ISLAM.


THAT IS HOW DEMONIC YOUR RELIGION IS.

IT IS THE PROBLEM OF THE WHOLE WORLD. FROM SOMALIA, TO BURKINAFASO, TO NIGERIA, TO PALESTINE TO THE US, TO FRANCE. Etc.

EVERYWHERE ISLAM IS, THERE MUST BE CHAOS AND YOU GUYs ARE SHAMELESS AND INSINCERE.

One day, the world will be free from Islam.
Jesus' coming is imminent.

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Crime / Re: Palestinian Islamic Jihad Terrorist Admits To Raping Woman During Oct 7 Attack by AuthorMan: 9:27am On Mar 29
Thanos5555:
The Islamic terrorist here will deny what the Palestinian occupiers of isrral gaza land will say.


Because they were born terrorist

Exactly!
You said it all.

The Religion is controlled by Demonic forces. It makes them heartless.
And the same Demons make their defenders defend their actions and deny the crime.

Thank God I was not born a Muslim.

Glory be to Jesus the Prince of Peace.
TRUE PEACE O.

UNLIKE THE RELIGION OF PEACE SHATTERING LIVES INTO PIECES.

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Crime / Re: Bobrisky Broke No Law, Nigerians Have No Right To Criticise Him - Morayo Afolabi by AuthorMan: 9:08pm On Mar 26
He dates men.
That means he has sex with men.
So, she is supposed to be picked up and prosecuted. Nigerian law frowns at same sex relationships.

The problem we have is the same people who are supposed to arrest him are the ones patronizing him.
He once boasted during an online quarrel with someone saying "I date your bosses"

Nigeria iS a joke of a country. Laws are made for those who have no shishi. You have money, you are above the law except if you have personal problem with people in government.

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Politics / Re: Bloodbath As Hausa, Fulani Clash In Sokoto by AuthorMan: 8:34pm On Mar 25
Gambari pa Fulani ko lejo ninu

grin

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Donates Borehole In Birnin Kebbi (pictures) by AuthorMan: 8:30pm On Mar 25
Enugurangers:
He donated in Sokoto yesterday or on Friday. GEJ did more than this and they still did not vote for him. Hausa/Fulani would still vote for an Atiku or Tinubu. GEJ won with the backing of the SW in 2011. But fell out of favour with them by 2015 and lost.

It's the SW that can swing votes. He is currently bleeding the few Obidient supporters he even has in the SW. This man has bad political advisers.

Explain the bolded because I am one of his supporters in SW and he has not dissapointed me in any way.
Politics / Re: Terrorism: FG Invites Gumi For Questioning by AuthorMan: 8:21pm On Mar 25
vibbb:
Government should spend that energy and time on improving the welfare of our gallant officers.

Improve the the welfare of the gallant officers and leave bandits supporters alone so that the lives of your gallant officers continues to be in danger. undecided

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Religion / Re: If Juju Person Sabi Pray For Him Juju Pass You, Him Go Win You (pic) by AuthorMan: 12:29am On Mar 25
Complete jagons.
Undiluted nonsense.
Tell him to read his Bible.

‭‭Psalms 103:10-18 NIV‬‬
[10] he does not treat us as our sins deserve or repay us according to our iniquities.
[11] For as high as the heavens are above the earth, so great is his love for those who fear him;
[12] as far as the east is from the west, so far has he removed our transgressions from us. [13] As a father has compassion on his children, so the Lord has compassion on those who fear him;
[14] for he knows how we are formed, he remembers that we are dust.
[15] The life of mortals is like grass, they flourish like a flower of the field;
[16] the wind blows over it and it is gone, and its place remembers it no more.
[17] But from everlasting to everlasting the Lord’s love is with those who fear him, and his righteousness with their children’s children— [18] with those who keep his covenant and remember to obey his precepts.

https://bible.com/bible/111/psa.103.10.NIV

If God loves us more than we love ourselves or love our children, He will never because we don't pray to him often leave us to be conquered or destroyed by our enemies.

He, the pastor himself as evil and human as he is, will never leave his child to be charmed by a charmer because his child didn't call on him to come and save him.
He would run to the safety of that child if he is not a mad man.

Yes, it is good to pray always and meditate always but God is too loving and faithful to leave us to be destroyed because we forgot to pray or got carried away by other issues of life and did not pray.
Only a wicked and Evil father does that.

Our God is holy and loving.
The Bible calls Him long suffering God. (Meaning He is extremely patient)
Family / Re: US Based Nurse Gifts Her Husband Who Brought Her To America A New Mercedes Benz by AuthorMan: 12:31pm On Mar 24
UK NIGERIAN WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT. ESPECIALLY YORUBA WOMEN. THEY ARE STUPID AND WICKED LIKE THE DEVIL.

THEY SEND THEIR HUSBANDS OUT OF THEIR HOMES AND EVEN GET THEM DEPORTED TO NAIJA.

ONE DID IT TO MY FRIEND "GBENGA" AND MY GUY DIED AFTER RUNNING MAD FOR LIKE THREE YEARS AFTER DEPORTATION.

HE DIED AT THE UCH IBADAN.

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Health / Re: How Burantashi Killed My Best Friend by AuthorMan: 12:22pm On Mar 24
One came to Ayefele's radio FRESH FM.

AFTER USING AGBO BOUGHT FROM THOSE WOMEN CARRYING IT ABOUT. THE PRICK DID NOT GO DOWN FOR DAYS AND HE LANDED IN THE HOSPITAL.
WHEN AT LAST IT WENT DOWN AFTER A WEEK, IT NEVER RISE AGAIN. FOR LIKE FOUR YEARS NOW HIS PENIS IS DEAD.

HE WAS BEGGING LISTENERS TO HELP HIM GET A CURE FOR IMPOTENCY.

IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY IS WHAT MAKES MEN USE SEX ENHANCEMENT DRUGS. YOU DONT NEED THEM.

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Sports / Re: These Pictures Is An Indication That All Is Not Well With Nigeria. by AuthorMan: 6:19pm On Mar 23
You think wanting to roast Iwobi was because of their love for football?

Na their useless tickets cut.

Nonsense and Ingredients

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Politics / Re: A Large Numbers Of Bandits Were Arrested By Soldiers In North West (video) by AuthorMan: 10:26am On Mar 21
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
Because say we don dey criticise them for the behaviour in okuama

Reason them dey come up with this bullshittt

How the people of okuama go just kill 16 officers like that if not that a very terrible and evil thing was done against the people of okuama at first

Only a fool and a tribalistic soul believes the story of army concerning okuama saga

Weed is disturbing your mendula.
The same smoke of weed blocked your eyes when pictures of soldiers killed brutally was circulating.
Craze dey worry you.
Sports / Re: Nwabali, Iwobi, Simon , Seven Others Arrive Super Eagles’ Camp Ahead Friendlies by AuthorMan: 9:04am On Mar 21
Sccarrr:
Iwobi still show..nice one though , I like the y'all can't break me mentality

This is what Maduka Okoye lack. Once he was criticized he chickened out. Now he wants to come back.
Nigerian fans too should stop being childish. Nobody sends anyone to play Betnaija. Na today ticket dey cut?
Life is you win some and lose some.

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Health / Re: What Causes This Stain In Pants? (Photos) by AuthorMan: 5:15pm On Mar 19
NPFLADMIN:


Bro this is hilarious!!!

You serious about the hunger?

I for help but I can't give wetin I no get.

Thanks bro. I was only joking. Sometimes one needs to be unserious.
Its not bad to be a clown for some seconds sometimes.

Thanks
Business / Re: Aliko Dangote Donates 1 Million Bags Of Rice To Nigerians by AuthorMan: 3:57pm On Mar 19
Wawelexy:
If he donates that through any government agency, it's more of like him giving nothing cos it will be hoarded.

His company should share directly to the masses.

You are very right.

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Health / Re: What Causes This Stain In Pants? (Photos) by AuthorMan: 3:52pm On Mar 19
Virgina is very cryptogeneric.

Never put your nose close to a vj.
According to a recent research you get 1 year older every time you sniff a vj. Three years older when you lick it. The researcher says what can prevent these is singing reggae music while you sniff or lick it. This may not be true.

By the way is it true that chronic hunger can make one say unrealistic things?

I don't believe it.
Two days in a roll I've not eaten and I am still myself.
Can I send my AZA pls abeg.

Just joking. grin

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Agriculture / Re: I Need Cloves Seedlings For Planting by AuthorMan: 12:17pm On Mar 19
Hi guys, the person is still in need of clove seedlings
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Troops Raid Gaza's Al Shifa Hospital(photos) by AuthorMan: 4:27pm On Mar 18
Hamas said in a statement the Israeli military had committed a new crime by directly targeting the hospital buildings without caring about patients, medical staff or displaced people in it.

CRAZY PEOPLE USING INNOCENT FOOLISH RELIGIOUS CITIZENS AS HUMAN SHIELDS.

YOU EXPECT ISRAEL TO KEEP CALM AND BE WATCHING YIU BUILD ANOTHER ATTACK FRONT IN THE HOSPITAL?

GOD BLESS ISRAEL.

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers' Hideout, Where School Children Were Taken, Busted In Epe, Lagos by AuthorMan: 7:07pm On Mar 17
osazsky:
not their fault o..most Yoruba people both old and young can't express themselves in simple English..when I did my nysc in one western state in 2005 I was shocked...almost 90 percent...I was opportuned to visit one of uni and d lecturer was teaching with Yoruba language

See the bad grammar you typed. You are mocking Yorubas that they dont speak good English and you cant express yourself well.

The fact that you abbreviated doesn't mean you should not communicate well in English. Your English is poor. Shame on you Mr. NYSC grin

You are hiding under abbreviation. grin

"One of the unis" even if you want to abbreviate.

Olodo upon twenty.
Next time NYSC should be in capital.

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers' Hideout, Where School Children Were Taken, Busted In Epe, Lagos by AuthorMan: 6:54pm On Mar 17
Quelme:
Hmmm

Yoruba people think say na only them dey 9ja. Must you do the voice over in Yoruba. Na wa o.

Is it that stupidity is part of your inheritance or it is an inborn thing with your tribe. I can see iddiootts like you liking the senseless post.
You guys turn everything to tribal war.
The incident happened in a Yorubaland the person could have done the video to send to a family member who is also Yoruba.
If it ends up on the internet is it the fault of the person ?

I feel sorry for you guys.

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Business / Re: Wrong Transfer Into My Bank Account. by AuthorMan: 2:16pm On Mar 17
HugeElephant:


You don't need to threaten him.
He can spend the money and get away with it.
He can claim he was also expecting transfers from other sources.

The only thing they can do is wait till he has enough to refund them (if at all he wants to)
Individuals are responsible for wrong transfers and not the receiving account details.

God bless you.
I wonder how people will type good English like an educated fellow but with a reasoning like an illiterate.
God forbids what if the child of the receiver is on admission at the hospital and the money comes in at the right time. Na to buy drugs and pay hospital bill and then wait for the modafucka who will sue him for spending the money he found in his account.

All he will need to claim is he was expecting money from a friend, family member or a client.

The worst is to refund the money when he gets it.


Complete nonsense.

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