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Crime / Re: Baby Factory Busted In Anambra, Five Pregnant Girls Rescued by AuthorMan: 8:27am On Feb 08
The English on the signboard is even legendary.

Money money money.

A friend of mine once joked that when you see two or more of this people talk and you've not heard EGO its most certain they are not from the region.

Anything to get money is fine.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by AuthorMan: 6:16am On Feb 08
ogbonti:


Theae boys have earned everyone’s respect

That Hausa player that faked injury just to retuen to his club and started playing after returning to his club would have gotten a medal now if he had stayed with the team

Na so Drogba take miss AFCON gold medal in 2015 thinking Ivory Coast stands no chance to win AFCON

btw if naija is serious right now

they must be very vigilant

From now until Sunday

They players should not eat any food prepared by Ivoriens - they should secretly give the contract to a naija restaurant

Beware of food poisoning issues

They must be very alert at all times to what they eat or drink and who comes close to them

na Africa we dey ooo 😂

Same thing I thought o

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Politics / Re: Protest Against Tinubu's Government Spreads To Kogi State by AuthorMan: 10:07pm On Feb 07
Shinjawestside:
Why are Muslims protesting everyday?

Are they tired of Muslim-muslim ticket?

Anyway God bless the good people of Southsouth and Southwest

The same people who lined up underage voters to push Tinubu there. They never chi chometing grin

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Autos / Re: Automobiles Of The 1970s: Which One Can You Recognise? by AuthorMan: 6:51pm On Feb 06
FalseProphet1:
As a WW2 Veteran, I'll say I recognize all of them. I don't like telling people that I fought in WW2 because they won't believe me.

But I've had the opportunity to travel to the past. And in one of such travels, I actually fought in WW2, I was almost shot, but a soldier saved me.

One of these days, I open a diary and talk about my voyage to the past. It's going to be fun I believe. smiley

This I have seen.

May God to your rescue grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: 2 Killed As Terror Attack On Istanbul Courthouse Thwarted(photos) by AuthorMan: 6:43pm On Feb 06
adams123:



Christians terrorists are on rampage all over the world too and also within our nation.

E.g USA, FRANCE, RUSSIAN and co, in Nigeria, take south east terrorists as a case study

Continue exposing your Ignorance grin

USA, FRANCE, RUSSIA AND SOUTH EAST OF NIGERIA represent CHRISTIANITY?

YOU ARE NOT ONLY IGNORANT BUT STUPID AS WELL.

So every American you meet is a christian, every French is a christian. Where is it written they are christian nations. People who are mostly atheists. You are a confirmed Mumu.
Celebrities / Re: Portable Looks Dapper In Suit During "Tony Montana" Video Shoot by AuthorMan: 2:54pm On Feb 06
Thundafireseun:
His skin looks too dirty undecided

You could take a pig out of the dirt , but you can’t take the dirt off the pig

If this is the definition of Dapper, Abeg I no wan dapper undecided

Will you prefer diaper then grin

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Career / Re: Nigerian Lady Fired From New Job In Canada For Saying Sorry Too Much by AuthorMan: 2:43pm On Feb 06
CandidNotes:
How can you sit in Nigeria and know what the truth is in Canada

You see many of these guys proving smart on Nairaland are complete foolish guys displaying their foolishness with pride and arrogance .

Can you just imagine the guy saying she's yet to say the truth. What truth?
A white man can sack you for something as simple as too much greeting.
Their culture is different from ours.

Good morning
Good afternoon
How are you doing
Good evening.

You can be sacked.

A friend's neighbor in the US once warned him to stop greeting him. He complained the greetings are too much. Now imagine if the person is the boss of my friend.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S. Retaliatory Airstrikes Kill 20 Iran-backed Militants In Syria (photos). by AuthorMan: 1:10pm On Feb 06
Amayabor1:


Ignorance at its peak.

You can't tell anybody what world conflict they should or shouldn't be interested in. Nigerians having an opinion on this conflict is different from the federal govt of Nigeria (which represents the country called Nigeria) holding an opinion concerning the conflict. You should be saying this in respect to any govt of Nigeria opinion on this issue, not opinions expressed by ordinary Nigerians.

Even in the US, there are people who don't care about this conflict and they are going about their normal day to day activities. There are pro-palestinians and there are pro-isreal. Then there is the US govt position on the conflict. Same it is in every country and concerning any world conflict. That is why in the international stage, it is the position of the govt of a country concerning a matter that counts, not the opinions of its citizens.

Only a dummy will not know the difference between citizens holding an opinion on certain issues and the govt of a country having an official position on the same issue.

People dey hold diverging opinion about a world conflict, you they tell them say them nor suppose talk put. Lol. Who you be? Go to the house of every Nigerian that have said something about this conflict to arrest them na.

Responding to that guy is like engaging a mad man in argument.
Don't waste your energy.
His name even sounds like Didinrin. Didinrin in Yoruba means a fool.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: U.S. Retaliatory Airstrikes Kill 20 Iran-backed Militants In Syria (photos). by AuthorMan: 1:05pm On Feb 06
madridguy:
This is how it is done. Not going around killing babies and women... Let wait for the resistance response... Interesting days ahead.

Those who entered other people's countries and killed their women and babies deserve to be killed not them alone but including their babies, their women and pregnant women and the aged.
No one owns monopoly to violence.

Using Evil Taquiya does not work on reasonable sane minds anymore.

A religion that supports terrorism is not supposed to exist on earth for Sanity's sake.

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Crime / Re: Man Murders Canada-Bound Lover, Kills Self In Lagos by AuthorMan: 6:17pm On Feb 05
dealslip:

Reason with objectivity and not emotions. Some people are just co dependent in relationships meaning, they themselves are battling esteem issues and can't clearly tell when they are being abused.

Reason I said some ladies.

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Food / Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Sachet Water In Your Area? by AuthorMan: 6:14pm On Feb 05
Many of you guys who have borehole water in your homes and still buying pure water don't know what you are doing.
It is the same borehole water that is packaged to sell to you.

Ah! You believe its processed?
Keep deceiving yourself.

Do you even know how hygienic the workers of the factory are?

The guy in red just left the toilet without proper washing of hands, he has resumed back at the sealer.

The guy next to him is picking his nose as he works.

The lady next to him is on her monthly period. She's the dirty type.

The other guy's religion expects him to wash his prick every time he urinates and no washing of hands every time he does that.

DRINK YOUR BOREHOLE WATER AND STOP DECEIVING YOURSELF.

OR BUY WATER PURIFIER. MANY ARE CHEAP. MANY COME AS BUCKETS AND ARE CHEAP.

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Crime / Re: Man Murders Canada-Bound Lover, Kills Self In Lagos by AuthorMan: 5:58pm On Feb 05
When quiet reasonable guys approach some babe they'd say he his too soft. Some criminal minded guys like the murderer will call easy going loving guys SIMP.

Tor rest in peace to her o.

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Science/Technology / Re: Russian Cosmonaut Breaks World Record In Space, Spends 878 Days In Orbit (Photo) by AuthorMan: 11:08am On Feb 05
RepoMan007:
wearing diaper for years and pooping on self just to please one dictator looking for land to take.
Like for Putin and share if you are for the west.

What first came in my mind was how has he been pooing? For almost 3years outside earth.
Besides that, how much load of food did he take along?
Water nko for three years when a bag of pure water can't serve an adult for more than five days. Except if he fasts.

Trust these whites at your own peril.

I saw the first man to land on the moon on a tiktok video saying their landing on the moon was a hoax. In his own words, "I wish we were truly on the moon"
Crime / Re: 13-year-old Girl Raped By Pack Of 7 Egyptians In Italy. by AuthorMan: 9:09am On Feb 05
After the rape they'll all take there water kettles to perform their five times a day prayer. Like their brothers the Bandits, ISWAP, ISIS and BOKOHARAM.

Yeyenatu.

No fear of God only daily RITUALS
Politics / Re: How Villagers Hid Guns After We Killed Terrorists – Defence Chief by AuthorMan: 9:29pm On Feb 04
illicit:
What's he saying?

You killed bandits

Villagers hid gun

Who is now attacking u from rear? For what?

Doesn't make sense


Complete nonsense.

I read it and couldn't comprehend it. I tot it was me alone that didnt understand him.

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Sports / Re: Cape Verde Vs South Africa: AFCON 2023 Quarter-Finals (1 - 2)pen On 3rd Feb 2024 by AuthorMan: 12:25pm On Feb 04
femi4:
It's beer parlour n viewing centre talk. You have data, download and rewatch. Especially, Nig vs Italy

Na your type dey believe Nig 1 India 99. Don't be an educated illiterate

Your opinion your problem.

And when next you argue do it like you're civilized. No need of throwing insults.

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Sports / Re: Cape Verde Vs South Africa: AFCON 2023 Quarter-Finals (1 - 2)pen On 3rd Feb 2024 by AuthorMan: 10:27am On Feb 04
femi4:
Propaganda
Go back and watch clips of USA 94. Yekini squandered one on one against Italy, then pull back before the 18 yrd box in another situation

Its not a propaganda. If you were old enough in 1994 you would understand my point. It was in the news.

Yekini was truly selfish for celebrating the goal as if he did it alone. Instead of running to meet his mates to celebrate the goal with them. He held the net and was shouting his name. It is normal it would pain anyone.
He was a striker. He only tapped the ball into the net.
His action infrurated his teammates and Amokachi was the ring leader of the gang up.

The boys refused to pass the ball to Yekini anymore. If he did not get a pass let's see how he would score and ascribe the success to himself.

The boys never thought of the feelings of the millions of Nigerians watching at home. They took it personal.
We crashed out and came back home. FIFA placed us at No. 5 in the world.
Sports / Re: Cape Verde Vs South Africa: AFCON 2023 Quarter-Finals (1 - 2)pen On 3rd Feb 2024 by AuthorMan: 10:23am On Feb 04
pargelenis:
Ha ha - I have to read up on that one … I only remember seeing the highlights of the Italy game … so painful with the last minute goal/equalizer. Nigeria was almost through to the QF of that 1994 WC kiss

Yekini was selfish for celebrating the goal as if he did it alone. Instead of running to meet his mates to celebrate the goal with them. He held the net and was shouting his name. It is normal it would pain anyone.
He was a striker. He only tapped the ball into the net.
Amokachi was the ring leader of the gang up. The boys refused to pass the ball to him anymore. If he did not get a pass let's see how he would score and ascribe the success to himself.

The boys never thought of the feelings of the millions of Nigerians watching at home. They took it personal.
We crashed out and came back home. FIFA placed us at No. 5 in the world.
Sports / Re: Cape Verde Vs South Africa: AFCON 2023 Quarter-Finals (1 - 2)pen On 3rd Feb 2024 by AuthorMan: 12:05am On Feb 04
pargelenis:
Our great Daniel Amokachi de sometimes say panalty

The guy that caused us USA94 with ganging up against Yekini.

The guys refused to feed Yekini again for taking the glory of our first World Cup goal to himself.
This act alone almost made me hate Amokachi.

If the unity in this present team was in USA94 team may be we would have reached Quarter finals or Semi

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Politics / Re: Opeyemi Falegan: UK Air Force Officer Offers To Train Amotekun Operatives by AuthorMan: 9:59pm On Feb 03
RenaissanceGuy:
Africans with their inferiority complex. Imagine a single soldier offering to come train thousands of already-trained vigilante members, as if he got his own training from heaven. We always believe that the white people have solutions to all problems, when we can simply use our God-given brain to work out solutions ourselves.

You made complete sense.

The same inferiority complex that makes us stick with democracy despite the fact that its not working for us.
Why can't we sit and fashion out a system that is completely African.

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Religion / Re: When the Qur'an is misinterpretated : Did Jesus Die On The Cross? by AuthorMan: 8:55pm On Feb 03
Expanse2020:

Ọdọyọ
Allah Will go heal you

See English of a lunatic grin

"Allah will go heal you."

The madness that entered your prophet when he slept with a nine years old is what has been disturbing your family.

Senseless drop out.

Allah will go grin
Religion / Re: When the Qur'an is misinterpretated : Did Jesus Die On The Cross? by AuthorMan: 7:24pm On Feb 03
Expanse2020:

Odẹ
na me write the filthy story book you carry up and down with full of fallacy
With no accurate details...they all forsook him, they all fled and hide away for 3days
Say na me write am....
Ọmọ iran ki ìtàn
Were Yaba left
Salaro

grin

Keep weeping
Religion / Re: When the Qur'an is misinterpretated : Did Jesus Die On The Cross? by AuthorMan: 10:38am On Feb 03
Expanse2020:

Odẹ
na me write the filthy story book you carry up and down with full of fallacy
With no accurate details...they all forsook him, they all fled and hide away for 3days
Say na me write am....
Ọmọ iran ki ìtàn
Were Yaba left
Salaro

Continue Crying grin

You're weeping through out this year. grin

Lazy drop out.

As a mad person who inherited madness from his father it is had for you to understand the use of the word "But"

Everyone left the room but Expanse2020 did not because of the inherited mental illness he got from his father.

The "but" in the sentence above shows one person did not leave the room although every other person did.

Same happened to Peter. He followed Jesus from afar.

Olodo.

Basic English grammar rules he doesn't know. grin
Sports / Re: Moses Simon Wins Man Of The Match by AuthorMan: 8:20am On Feb 03
Golaskina:


Hushpuppy did more than you and was caught at last.
You are not invisible. Your days are numbered.
Religion / Re: When the Qur'an is misinterpretated : Did Jesus Die On The Cross? by AuthorMan: 10:57pm On Feb 02
Expanse2020:

God punish Your father generation and Your own Generation join...
Na me wrote the bible Abi no be bible talk am

55 In that hour Jesus said to the crowd, “Am I leading a rebellion, that you have come out with swords and clubs to capture me? Every day I sat in the temple courts teaching, and you did not arrest me. 56 But this has all taken place that the writings of the prophets might be fulfilled.” Then all the disciples deserted him and fled.

Your real father
LUNATIC


You go weep tire.

Mental Patient grin

I know you are a drop out because the same way you rushed to go and pick Bible verse to justify your inherited madness must have been the way you answered questions in exams.
Olodo!
Asinwin Omo eran grin

The verse you quote is 56 of Mathew 26
You should have read further if you were okay mentally.

58 says;

But Peter followed him afar off unto the high priest's palace, and went in, and sat with the servants, to see the end.
Matthew:26:58


I pray for your unborn kids.

They will never inherit the curse you have inherited from your parents.

Say Amen!

Oponu
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Angola: AFCON 2023 Quarter Finals. (1 - 0) On 2nd February 2024 by AuthorMan: 9:13pm On Feb 02
tiswell:
adepoju

Yes bro.Mutiu Adepoju

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Angola: AFCON 2023 Quarter Finals. (1 - 0) On 2nd February 2024 by AuthorMan: 9:08pm On Feb 02
SoNature:


In the history of the Super Eagles, I have never seen a player who has an excellent nodding skill like Osimhen. I cannot remember the last time Super Eagles nodded the ball into the back of the net. So, Osimhen is a change-maker...

In the History of Super Eagles?
Or what did you say?

Say since you've been watching Eagles play.
Since you started watching Eagles.

Osimhen is good but giving him the best header so far is a complete Error.

Go and ask who bears The Headmaster in the Eagles and those who know go tell you.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Angola: AFCON 2023 Quarter Finals. (1 - 0) On 2nd February 2024 by AuthorMan: 8:13pm On Feb 02
Badmashiii:


Bro ibos are tribalistic among themselves.

Thats the truth.
I was with some Ibo guys and they were talking bad about a certain part of Iboland. Mbaise people.

I tire for these guys

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Religion / Re: When the Qur'an is misinterpretated : Did Jesus Die On The Cross? by AuthorMan: 8:08pm On Feb 02
Expanse2020:


You can lie óò
When the bible said they all forsook him
They fled away (Japa) when they drag your lord all the desciples Japa straight.....and you are Summering nonsense here brain far from you guy

Its not everyone that is stupid like your father. Stop talking people for your dad.

Read the Bible and you will see where the Bible says Peter followed him from afar.

On the cross at the verge of giving up the ghost again, Jesus said to one of the desciples that was close to his mother "Son look after your mother, mother look after your son"

The next time you compare me with your senseless father I will deal with you ruthlessly.

Lunatic
Family / Re: Wife Catches Her Husband With Side Chick by AuthorMan: 8:02pm On Feb 02
Anashe:


Yen yen yen yen yen.
.grin

See the way I dey look u
Family / Re: Wife Catches Her Husband With Side Chick by AuthorMan: 3:38pm On Feb 02
It's bad having an extra martial relationship But..

Most of these wives are Jezebels. They with their character chase their husbands out of the house.

Although some men are dogs.
The larger fault and blame always on the wives.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Could Recognize Palestinian State Before Any Deal With Israel, Says David Cam by AuthorMan: 2:44pm On Feb 02
Ewedegubbler:
lol

The big question is this, does the Palestine want their own state ?

No
They rather need violence.

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