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Foreign Affairs / Re: Tuggar To Israel: 'Palestine Deserves To Exist As An Independent Nation' by AuthorMan: 4:11pm On Mar 06
Who would Yusuf support before?
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 21 Trucks For Smuggling Foodstuffs To Neighbouring Countries by AuthorMan: 11:05pm On Mar 05
RealLordZeus:
Federal government during Buhari's time gave you guys grant, loans and to facilitate production
You harvested and suddenly remembered our neighboring countries will pay higher

Our collective head go catch all of you

That region is the problem of Nigeria.
Health / Re: Does Having Sex 21 Times A Month Prevent Prostate Issues? - Fact Check by AuthorMan: 4:55pm On Mar 05
Teenaira:


But you can give her more money to cure the headache if panadol can not cure it naa.



OK
grin

What about I'm not in the mood. Is there a drug to cure that too?

Oh! Money?

What makes here different from ashawo then?
Politics / Re: Approach Zimbabwe For Solution To Inflation, Obasanjo Tells FG by AuthorMan: 3:31pm On Mar 05
RESTRUCTURING IS THE ONLY SOLUTION.

LET ALL REGIONS MANAGE THEIR WEALTH
Crime / My Payoneer Account Hacked by AuthorMan: 3:15pm On Mar 05
Recently I made a move to withdraw the almost 60dollars in my payoneer. I opened my account to find out the money has disappeared. I then checked my receiving account and I saw a UK account beside my US account. I have been looking for how to delete the account but I have not succeeded.

Help me.
Is it my amazonkdp account that was hacked or my payoneer.
I am so confused.
Business / Re: Oyo Issues Seven-day Quit Notice To Roadside Traders by AuthorMan: 3:06pm On Mar 05
Mistakingly step on any of their goods on the walkway and you go hear the story of your life. As if they are right to obstruct pedestrians.
Health / Re: Does Having Sex 21 Times A Month Prevent Prostate Issues? - Fact Check by AuthorMan: 3:00pm On Mar 05
BAZ001:
21 days in a month ?
21 rounds in a month ?
Release 21 times in a month
Cause I don’t know how many men in this Tinubu Nigeria will have time & strength (hunger dey land) for sex 21 days ?

Has the woman allowed you sef?

I have headache
My waist is paining me
I am so tired
I am not in the mood.

When the husband is admited in the hospital she will have time.
When the life of the husband is threatened she will have time to go to and fro the hospital buying drugs and bringing food.

Demonic women calling themselves wives.
undecided

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Romance / Re: Groom Kissing His 2 Brides: My First Time Seeing This type Of Romance by AuthorMan: 11:33am On Mar 02
Celestialsword:
This is a complete madness and not love
One man's food is another man's poison.

That is what it looks to you.
To someone else it is not.

There are some cultures that are not a sin before God.

As long as you married the women genuinely. To me its not rubbish.
Foreign Affairs / Re: More Than 100 Killed While Seeking Aid In Gaza, Overall Death Toll Passes 30,000 by AuthorMan: 11:25am On Mar 01
eteebanky1:
This GAZA people never see anything

Never start what you can't finish

These people were hailing hammas when they entered Israel and killed more than 1200 Israelis.
They were shouting Allahu Akbar.

Never in their lives will they habour terrorists. Egypt got the land Israel conquered in 1967 back in 1980 without war. They are both friends today. Palestinians think everything is solved by violence. Life is not like that.

The Red Indians would be fighting war to get back America till now if they were stupid.
Lands were conquered by war all over the world in the olden days and everyone has since moved on.

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Health / Re: My Son Looks Like 7up's Fido Dido, Help!!!! by AuthorMan: 11:30pm On Feb 28
Creditalerts:
Ur son is gone

Take him to uselu Psychiatric Hospital Benin ASAP


Bitter truth

You are as senseless as the inmates of the place you are referring the OP to.

In fact I suspect youve just been discharged from the mental home.

Someone came online to seek help to a matter and all you have to say is this?
Did he mention the boy has mental issues?

You even bolded the senseless post of yours!

You are a Lunatic.

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Crime / Re: Hardship: Man Kills His Son Over Last Portion Of Food In Abia State by AuthorMan: 10:26pm On Feb 27
EmiloCorn:
The boy is bad angry

He won't go to school

He won't go to farm

He won't help his mum

He won't help his dad

He goes out to smoke hemp and come back late to be abusing and fighting everybody

I don't blame his father here for shooting him, it had nothing to do with hunger but the boy was just too stubborn cry

Are you their neighbor that was reported in the news?
Its obvious

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Crime / Re: Hardship: Man Kills His Son Over Last Portion Of Food In Abia State by AuthorMan: 10:24pm On Feb 27
flokii:


You hit the nail on the head.. they are fond of mocking others while they pretend to be better.

When they were insulting and abusing Yorubas with unprintable names on this forum, the owner didn't do anything, he allowed them operate freely but when Yorubas started giving them their insults back in multiple folds, they started crying that tribalists want to ruin the forum.

One truth is some of the mods put sentiments into their actions.
Some that are Igbo will watch Igbo insult other tribes but when there is retaliation, the person is banned.

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Crime / Re: Hardship: Man Kills His Son Over Last Portion Of Food In Abia State by AuthorMan: 10:21pm On Feb 27
ElSudani:
The stomach doesn't lie. But damn, this is an extreme case.

"Agụụ na-agụ anyị"

We haven't seen anything close to this in the SW or any other part of Nigeria. Yet, nairaland is replete with threads mocking the SW!

The Ebi NPA wa joke is on these people.

Small tin they are quick to mock the West. E never reach like dis for West o.

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Travel / Re: I Am Considering Japa For The First Time In My Life. The Hardship Is Unbearable by AuthorMan: 10:14pm On Feb 27
being:
@HeadNigga, use that ur Head wey big to learn! No go dey do gragra... u r not d only one in d country, pple are also going through things and everybody cannot leave!
Learn!

E no go beta for your fada.
Did your miserable father use his small head?
I bet he did not.

Did I mention that anyone should leave naija?

Ode

The animal that gave birth to you should have given you the legacy I gave to my kids. They are European citizens.
If you like die here in your miserable state. E no concern me. Oponu.

You guys just think you can insult people for their simple non aggressive posts.

Senseless mofo son of animals.
Travel / Re: I Am Considering Japa For The First Time In My Life. The Hardship Is Unbearable by AuthorMan: 7:09pm On Feb 27
HeadNigga:
I have always believed I will make it in Nigeria no matter what. But with the current realities in this country I am seriously considering japa. Nothing is working anymore.

Forex isuues
Security issues
Inflation
Food insecurity
Tribalism
Power failure

These are too much for me to bear. I can't continue to act strong...I am already broken.

Something like this happened in year 2000.
It was at the bus stop I made up my mind I was leaving naija. Na same year I left. Later came back four years later
Sports / Re: I Want To Return To Super Eagles – Maduka Okoye by AuthorMan: 6:57pm On Feb 27
robosky02:
When we needed this guy to up his game he just chicken out

Now we have Nwabili that we are beginning to trust


All this guys are coming out

He could not take bullying like Iwobi.

Naija fans are too aggressive. They don't believe failure is part of progress in life. They want to win all the time.

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Arrives Court As Trial Resumes (Video, Photos) by AuthorMan: 12:35pm On Feb 26
Golan007:


You are Yoruba blablabla.
Someone that said they should kill you is who you are defending.
Your mams tell you say you be Yoruba.
grin

Bring out where he said Yorubas should be killed. His grudges is against Nigeria.
By the way, are you happy with naijas situation as we speak?
I laugh at many youths defending Tinubu online. Many are still being fed by parents so, they don't know what is going on. Their future and that of their kids are in the mud by the actions of the politicians.
Sad.

For your information,.
Im a full blooded Yoruba man from same state as Tinubu and I don't like him an inch. I never voted for him.
He should free KANU and restructure the nation.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pakistani Wearing Dress With Arabic Print Almost Lynched To Death For Blasphemy by AuthorMan: 12:25pm On Feb 26
1Sharon:



A son of mohammed has spoken 🐖💨🕋

Your emojis made me laugh

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Pakistani Wearing Dress With Arabic Print Almost Lynched To Death For Blasphemy by AuthorMan: 12:22pm On Feb 26
I always give thanks to God for not being born a Muslim. If I was, I would have left before turning 18.
The religion knows no mercy.

Like the adage says: empty barrels make the most noise,
Allah the most merciful, the most gracious
Islam a religion of peace.

None of those reflects in the religion. Ogun and Sango worshippers are more merciful and more peaceful. undecided

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Arrives Court As Trial Resumes (Video, Photos) by AuthorMan: 12:06pm On Feb 26
Golan007:
This cloth used to be white.

grin

Just like your brain used to be working.

You don't mock people in such situation.
I am Yoruba and I see nothing wrong in what the man has done.
Nigeria is fccvkd up and if it is break up that will bring peace and tranquility so be it.

You may continue your madness in quoting me. If I ignore you count yourself lucky.

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Sports / Re: 'Made in Nigeria': Fulham, Premier League Celebrate Iwobi, Bassey's goals at OT by AuthorMan: 2:44pm On Feb 25
God1000:
Good for him

But Iwobi needs to seriously work on himself and rebuild his battered image.

Nigerians will remember him for his contributions and achievements with our senior national team, not foreign club

Who does Nigerian remembering help. He earns his living with the club and performs well with the club so, nothing like working on himself. His club FANS don't bully him its the ungrateful Nigetian fans.
If he was as useless as Nigerians called him, he wouldn't even step on the pitch for club talkless score.
Kudos to him
Religion / Re: Can You Give Your Tithe To Your Parents Or Christians In Need sometimes? by AuthorMan: 12:36pm On Feb 25
maridrug:
Most Christians are gullible about giving.
Having homeless and helpless people around us but rather take it to a man that will use it for worldly things.
The so called servants of God are not sincere with tithes and offerings, it should be meant for Levites, widow/orphans and strangers. We cornered the inflow to ourselves and start building cathedrals as achievements for the kingdom sake.
I was amazed last week at church when the pastor says the members should take their offerings and tithes to the less privileged around them <with all sincerity> until the economic situation of the country is stable. This is what I know as true religion not otherwise.
As for me, my mum <a wid ow> and others share > 10% of my income.

The problem is many are not rooted in word of God. They wait for their pastors to interpret the Bible that is written in common English to them.
If the English of King James is too cumbersome t understand there are several other versions of today's English.
Many pastors have put fear in the mind of their members. Some with sentences that sounds like a curse.
"If you to Tithe things will be tight for you" CAN YOU IMAGINE SENTENCES LIKE THIS?

Anyone who reads his bible by himself won't take such as a divine sentence. It sounds demonic.
I will give my offering often but no one will trick me into giving tithe by force.

Many pastors who don't embezzle the tithes use them wrongly still.
Building 200,000 capacity church to seems like a show off. And it is the same tithes that are used to do this.
Religion / Re: Can You Give Your Tithe To Your Parents Or Christians In Need sometimes? by AuthorMan: 12:20pm On Feb 25
It all depends on your spiritual maturity. It is good to give tithes and offerings. In fact, I see offering more important than tithes.
If you think giving your tithes is giving God money, then listen to Jesus:

Matthew 25:35-40
New International Version
35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’


Think about this.
I prefer to give my offering in church and give other money to the poor, on the streets, among friend and in my family. I find greater joy in doing this.
You can't impress God with money or material things and it is not giving tithes that makes one rich.
When it is time for you to be rich by Gods plan, no devil can stop it. Tithe or no tithe.

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Ronu: Your Son Has Turned Nigeria's Economy Into A Desert - Buhari Ahmed by AuthorMan: 11:39am On Feb 25
EbolaTinubu:

You are talking to your holosho mother not me. Ronu miscreant
Na hunger and poverty go wipe you and your lineage las las zombie

Hunger dey wire werey grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria's Duo Of Iwobi And Bassey Lead Fulham To Victory At Manchester by AuthorMan: 10:02am On Feb 25
Maysdevices:
Who told you he lost his self esteem and stopped believing in himself?

I’m glad I’m not a public figure, the power people assume they have on others is hilarious
love u

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Ronu: Your Son Has Turned Nigeria's Economy Into A Desert - Buhari Ahmed by AuthorMan: 12:52am On Feb 25
EbolaTinubu:

Senseless Mumu. Which region is feeling hunger the most? Which region are fainting in a daily basis?
Which region dey should ebin pawa oh.

Na hunger and poverty go finally kill you and your family fool

Happy wailing grin

Stop calling everyone you meet online your father's name.
Its obvious he is the Mumu because the madness you display on my mention shows how senselessness m seems to be your inheritance.

The region that shouted "Ebi npa wa o" has no other option that's why they shouted that. But your region has an option your forefathers handed over to you since CIVIL WAR. CANNIBALISM

You can never be hungry. grin

I know you're already thinking on how to butcher your father. grin
Politics / Re: Yoruba Ronu: Your Son Has Turned Nigeria's Economy Into A Desert - Buhari Ahmed by AuthorMan: 9:28pm On Feb 23
EbolaTinubu:

I believe you are talking to your miserable and worthless father. Ordinary 50 Naira condom, your useless father couldn't afford. Atleast he would have saved the world from a senseless and a criminal like you. Stewpid goat


grin

Hunger bad o.
It can make people wail uncontrollably.

Tinubu what have you caused on these people.

This one keeps crying on my mention time after time. grin

Na to just ignore you from now. I don see say hunger don turn you to a mad person.

Pele . everything will be alright some day. Please leave my mention from your gnashing of teeth. Na beg I dey beg you. Biko grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Flies A Heavy Supersonic Nuclear Bomber Amid NATO Tensions (Video, Pics) by AuthorMan: 9:20pm On Feb 23
Crimecity:


Lmao. Even Russians and those living in Russia won't say this.

You dey dey mind the kids?

They think war is like the cartoon they watch.

grin

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Ronu: Your Son Has Turned Nigeria's Economy Into A Desert - Buhari Ahmed by AuthorMan: 9:13pm On Feb 23
EbolaTinubu:

Hungry man. As your people are fainting enmass, na hunger go finally quench una.

Animal

I have told you, I don't live in Naija. My family is not there also except extended.

Stop crying at my mention.

Go your village and learn how to eat human flesh like they did it during g civil war.

grin
Politics / Re: Yoruba Ronu: Your Son Has Turned Nigeria's Economy Into A Desert - Buhari Ahmed by AuthorMan: 9:00pm On Feb 23
EbolaTinubu:

Zombie, have you eaten today?
Hunger and fainting loading today. Useless people supporting a useless criminal

I should be asking you if you have eaten. As for the fourth meal is in the way. So, have you eaten? grin
Politics / Re: Yoruba Ronu: Your Son Has Turned Nigeria's Economy Into A Desert - Buhari Ahmed by AuthorMan: 6:38pm On Feb 22
EbolaTinubu:

I believe you are talking to your miserable and pathetic father. Zombie without functioning brain
Ronu miscreant


grin

You will cry till you pai

Oponu.
Politics / Re: Yoruba Ronu: Your Son Has Turned Nigeria's Economy Into A Desert - Buhari Ahmed by AuthorMan: 12:05am On Feb 22
EbolaTinubu:

Mad man
Dey will soon kidnap some of your relatives and your senseless brain go clear.
Zombie without functioning brain

Direct your anger to the animal that gave birth to you not me. If he can not feed you then, he should throw you in the lagoon or a Lion's den.

Stop disturbing me because of Tinubu as I didn't vote for him and never liked him a day.

Stop wailing at my mention okay?

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