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PoliticsRe: Anti-Protest Group Gathers In The Alausa Area Of Lagos (Video) by Autobot05: 12:03pm On Aug 01, 2024
DevilsEqual:
They will be following the protest,in case things wanna go wrong

U wont blame them tho. Any smart person should know that a repeat of Endsars is really gonna affect Lagos badly at this critical time

Its normal to be territorial. Dont tag me if u dont understand how human instinct works
lol oga human instinct 😂🤣
They will be following the protest while protesting for the protest to stop ??
Affect Lagos .. are the government policies not affecting Nigeria as a whole ( Lagos included)
PoliticsRe: Protests Will Continue Except Tinubu Accede To Our Demands – Protesters by Autobot05: 11:44am On Aug 01, 2024
benuejosh:
It is a global thing. Go to farm.
Mugu
From Your moniker you seem to be from Benue state where them Dey use your people count scores January to December
RomanceRe: Your Muscles Do Not Matter When It Comes To Attracting Women. A Thread. by Autobot05: 6:40am On Aug 01, 2024
Franzinni:
Gen z.
lol let’s face facts here
He’s not lying .. muscle simply doesn’t determine the winner of a fight
Understand that and rest
PoliticsRe: Abuja High Court Restricts Protest Venue In Abuja, Cites Public Safety Concerns by Autobot05: 5:09am On Aug 01, 2024
Useless court
PoliticsRe: Police Foil Bomb Attack In Ikeja, Lagos by Autobot05: 8:27pm On Jul 31, 2024
AmiableMosquito:
We know the people responsible for this. The indigenes of Lagos are not known for planting IEDs. God will punish all those trying to import chaos and destruction from their regions into Lagos and the South West.
Close your mouth … tribalism even Dey make you believe those dirty men in black
Shame on you
PoliticsRe: Police Foil Bomb Attack In Ikeja, Lagos by Autobot05: 8:24pm On Jul 31, 2024
No pics of the bag or the location or the bomb
😎
Tales by moonlight
PoliticsRe: 24 Hours To Hunger Protest, Steps FG Has Taken To Stop Demonstration (Full List) by Autobot05: 1:27pm On Jul 31, 2024
PoliticsRe: Planned Protest: Stay At Home — Lagos Ndigbo Tells Igbos by Autobot05: 10:59am On Jul 31, 2024
Seconded
They should sort out their mess themselves
PoliticsRe: African Cities Sitting On ‘Keg Of Gunpowder’ As Growing Youth Anger Fuels Unrest by Autobot05: 7:16am On Jul 31, 2024
helinues:
Did he mention Nigeria?
You lack the ability to comprehend simple things ??
PoliticsRe: Court Restricts Protests In Lagos To Freedom, Peace Park by Autobot05: 9:36pm On Jul 30, 2024
All of Una go collect las las
PoliticsRe: Protest: Soldiers, Police, DSS, Others In Joint Show Of Force In Ibadan by Autobot05: 7:16pm On Jul 30, 2024
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
They should go to Zamfara state and do show of force against Bandits and Boko Haram...

Allow peaceful protesters to breathe
Seconded
When they see harmless civilians them go Dey form
When them jam BH boys and bandits they’ll run away and complain of outdated weapons and low ammunition
CrimeRe: Between The Ak-47 And The M-16 AR Which Is A Better Assault Rifle? by Autobot05: 4:36pm On Jul 30, 2024
lordm:
The AK rarely jams
Gbam it’s simply more reliable
PoliticsRe: Sunday Igboho Kicks Against Planned Nationwide Protest by Autobot05: 12:07pm On Jul 30, 2024
Salewa97:
Sunday Igboho knows what's up. Protests don't always yield the desired results, and sometimes they just lead to unnecessary chaos.

It's commendable that he's thinking about the bigger picture and prioritizing peace over conflict. Yoruba people have always been known for their wisdom and ability to navigate tricky situations without spilling blood.

This is a call for unity, not division. We should focus on constructive dialogue rather than taking to the streets. Let’s find solutions that uplift our people and showcase our strength as a united front.

Omo Oduduwa, we have always been a peaceful people, and we should maintain that legacy. Let's channel our energy into building a better future for all.
lol Awalokan
I thought this man was rooting for a Yoruba nation before 😂🤣
PoliticsRe: VeryDarkMan Stages A Solo Protest In Abuja Before The Official Protest by Autobot05: 10:14pm On Jul 28, 2024
agulion:
We Yoruba Muslims are very comfortable with Tinubus gvt, everything is ok in the country, all this ipob and Aboki ranting will not work
You sound like a fool right from the first 3 words you typed
PoliticsRe: 'Warn your children against protest': Tinubu's daughter begs Lagos market women by Autobot05: 5:01pm On Jul 28, 2024
lol the family ( mother , son and madam here ) is begging for time … so the country na family business
PoliticsRe: Aug 1st Protest: We Will Not Standby And Allow Anarchy Befall Our Nation - Army by Autobot05: 11:24am On Jul 25, 2024
Kukutenla:
Who said this?
He should be fired
Army has no business with civil disobedience
He should face bandits, Boko haram and other terrorists ravaging the land
The level of sycophants in this administration is just shocking
Even the army has been politicised and desecrated
Seconded
They threaten civilians but cower when them jam BH boys
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Impersonating Lagos Neighbourhood Safety Corps Operative by Autobot05: 10:59am On Jul 25, 2024
Snake001:
Hehehe

Na dem.

These people and impersonation na 5&6

E no dey pass them.

You see them impersonating Hausa and Yoruba on this platform.

Ask for their account number you will find out they are from the Godforsaken land of cannibalism.

They have even started using Yoruba & Hausa names for drug trafficking
Stop crying … Abeg Goan look for agbado and cassava to eat jare
Awalokan 😂
CrimeRe: Man Arrested For Impersonating Lagos Neighbourhood Safety Corps Operative by Autobot05: 10:56am On Jul 25, 2024
Agbado people 😂
Oya naw
CrimeRe: Last-Minute Conversation Of Kidnappers Before Striking In Lagos Revealed by Autobot05: 1:02pm On Jul 24, 2024
2special:
Some people bought it to the SW but it won't work
Sharrap

PoliticsRe: Christopher Musa Vows To End Oil Theft Within 3 Months by Autobot05: 9:56am On Jul 17, 2024
Tales by moonlight
✨🌙🌔
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Stuck In Kogi Governor’s Custody As EFCC Issues Global Red Notice by Autobot05: 12:34pm On Jul 15, 2024
psucc:
EFCC should simply put a bounty on Yahaya Bello and see us swing into action. Id the pay better, we go smoke him put collect th money and japa.

Even if him be ghost, we go find am
So you believe they’re looking for him even when they clearly stated that’s he’s in kogi’s governor custody

Whining of the highest level
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Arrested For Allegedly Having A Soap In HIs Possession (Pics/Video) by Autobot05: 11:35am On Jul 13, 2024
Wetin them go charge am for
CrimeRe: Man Arrested In Yobe For Kidnapping & Impregnating 20-Year-Old Lady by Autobot05: 9:42am On Jul 11, 2024
He should just marry her … simple and short
CrimeRe: Abuja Police Chase A Fast Car Driver (Pictures/Video) by Autobot05: 10:44am On Jul 05, 2024
UselessBuharist:
Nigeria police and stupidity are like 5 & 6. What happened to allowing him go then later you track him to his house and arrest him.

No equipment for that, they could have easily shot his car with a tracking device that will track him to wherever he goes and quietly arrest him
Plate number reader simple ✨
EducationRe: Protesting UNIBEN Students Refuse Passage To Soldiers Passing Through Ugbowo by Autobot05: 11:30am On Jul 04, 2024
Zonefree:
The soldiers confronted them.
They’re military 🙃
RomanceRe: Some Supermarket Cashier are Hookup Girls by Autobot05: 8:45am On Jul 03, 2024
Yorubastardz:
One fine babe cashier in a supermarket, compliment my beards. She say she loves my beards it looks clean and nice..

I just blush and tell her thank you
Then I noticed she wear long eyelashes and leg chain and was looking like an olosho.

So my question is are these supermarket sales girls/ cashiers. Are they into hookup?
If you’re judging from the compliment
There youre wrong

But na true many of them … a lot sef do hookup
Salesgirls , pos girls ……
Nairaland GeneralRe: Do We Have Special Forces In Nigeria: see pictures by Autobot05: 8:28am On Jul 03, 2024
RealTrump:
We have, but you only see them when water pass garri.

I remember a time when Abuja was on code red for terrorist bombing.

The guys I saw that day were definitely higher than special forces.

Those guys are absolute "animals." You can't even look at their faces.

There just several brutal units that you and I will never know about.
Why not unleash the “ absolute animals “ to go after BH boys and UGM
🙃😏
EducationRe: Over 80 Schools To Celebrate Wole Soyinka At 90 by Autobot05: 7:27am On Jul 02, 2024
AdesegunSanni89:
This man is greater than all yeebos living or dead.
5am and na Igbos be your problem
lol while your brother the drug sniffing accountant president Aka Emilokan
Is ruining the country
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Backs NDLEA To End Drug Abuse, Trafficking by Autobot05: 9:34am On Jun 27, 2024
Normal normal them to whine you but nor panic
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Governors Sanwo-Olu And Alex Otti At Davido's Wedding by Autobot05: 9:32am On Jun 27, 2024
Risingblue008:
Good governors to me
Seconded
To their states 😎
RomanceRe: Meet Athiak Dau Riak, 19-Year-Old Sudanese Girl Whose Marriage Has Gone Viral by Autobot05: 9:31am On Jun 27, 2024
muyico:
Another, amazing Sudanese News.

Meet Athiak Dau Riak, a 19-year-old girl who stands at 7 feet tall, whose marriage has gone viral this week in South Sudan. 3 men from different communities are competing for her, with one pledging 105 cows and 65 million South Sudanese pounds ($20,000).

The 2nd man is yet to reveal the dowry he is paying, but rumors have it that he will pay 350 cows or more, including a Toyota V6 and a standalone four-bedroom house to the girl’s family.

The 3rd Man, 500 cows and one millions USD .
South Sudanese youngest tycoon, Laurence Lual Malong Yor has finally awoken from sleep.

Malong is a South Sudanese youngest billionaire who’s been single for so long. He’s 33 and never gotten married.

Well today rumors has it that, Lual Malong is set to become one of the competitors in this marriage competition of Athiak Dau.
His offers are yet to be revealed.

In Dinka culture, marriage is not all about dating a girl but it is about your character and hers with good family background. As long all is studied to be clean, your family will agree and start to approach the girl with her family. If she is beautiful, different men may arise to compete.
I cant marry her even for free sef … maybe unless I’m being paid to ( and the pay is attractive 😂 yet there are very big guys in her country willing to spend to get her
One man food is another’s man poison
RomanceRe: Why Are Single Mothers Always Very Nice? by Autobot05: 2:09pm On Jun 25, 2024
jeromestarks:
Truth be told. Single mothers are nice.
One of my neighbors left his young and beautiful girlfriend for a single mother. He literally broke up with the girl and married a single mother who works as a cleaning in a university here in Abia.
I have a couple of single mothers at my disposal too and I must tell you, the are nice (at least, for now).
Check out their character profile:



Single mother 1
26 yrs old
Has one son. 7 yr old.
Calls me every evening.
Sends me little cash whenever I ask.
Always ready to offer me sex at anywhere, any point.
Submissive to the core.
Pretty with flat tummy.


Single mother 2
30 yrs old.
Has two boys , 6 & 8 yrs old.
Visits regularly but doesn't call always.
Always ready to offer sex too.
Comes with food sometimes.
Submissive to the core.


Single mother 3
22 years old.
Submissive.
Calls and chat me up regularly.
Caring.
Ready to give any kind of sex style and mouth action.
Not demanding.
She once said "all I want is your love".
She's a very gentle soul.




I have never met a single mother with headache or with shakara. They are always very nice until....
Well, you know na.



Why are single mothers always nice.
They’re all used products

But single mother 2 is worse
And single mother 3 @22 is another thing


Well na you know sha

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