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Crime / Re: Nasarawa: Man Commits Suicide After ‘Discovering Wife Was Sleeping With Friends by Autobot05: 8:11am On Sep 12
Zooposki:
Yet the man was chopping the food when he knew he was not providing. He did not bother to find out how the wife is getting the money to feed them all? I bet he also left all the housework and rearing of the children to the wife. Oloriburuku somebody.

Ashawo spotted
Politics / Re: Fuel Hike: NANS Calls For Increase In Student Allowance To ₦‎40,000 by Autobot05: 7:55am On Sep 10
Which student allowance first?

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Politics / Re: 196 Nigerian Soldiers Tender Resignation Letters To Army Chief Lagbaja by Autobot05: 7:06am On Sep 09
GeneralOjukwu:
I can bet 197 /198 are Ojukwu people.

Them sabi run from battle to Abidjan no be small.

Na the wo-MEN dey hide under beds every Monday 🤣

No wonder their women can kill just to taste Yoruba guys grin

Living rent free in your head
You even used it as your moniker cheesy
Romance / Re: Guys Please, Should I Take Her Back? by Autobot05: 12:10am On Sep 07
Before you step out to revenge… dig two graves 🙃
Travel / Re: Train Crushes Man To Death In Lagos by Autobot05: 3:02pm On Aug 27
YoungLionken:
Train, how come naw shocked??

Meanwhile, the three wicked, clueless and chronic Failures, that have succeeded in causing Nigerians so much pain by drawing the country backward...

lol trying to draw Jonathan into the mix 😅

Never
Blame your bubu and tinubu in peace
Romance / Re: How To Finally Get A Girl To Like You (part 4) by Autobot05: 11:35pm On Aug 24
angry

Foreign Affairs / Re: Pictures From Donald Trump's Presidential Campaign In Arizona State by Autobot05: 11:25pm On Aug 24
trutharena:
Massive turnout for a clown

Talk about your own president fess
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Baptised, Becomes Born Again (Photos) by Autobot05: 6:08pm On Aug 24
nlfpmod:
DJ Cuppy posted pictures from her recent water baptism at the Holy Trinity church in Brompton, UK, reflecting on her re-dedication.

In her caption, she wrote:



https://www.instagram.com/p/C_AtGoPI4qY/?igsh=bW55c3B5ZDA4b2hi


If relationship nor work reverend sister go work 😅😂
Romance / Re: Women Going After Money? Men Go For Virginity by Autobot05: 3:51pm On Aug 22
Holluwhakemmy:
Must men look for virgin?

Why are you taking it personal? I suspect you’re one


Why will a man in his complete senses marry a girl they use noodles and yoghurt to disvirgin ?

Since we are answering questions with questions

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Romance / Re: Women Going After Money? Men Go For Virginity by Autobot05: 3:39pm On Aug 22
Holluwhakemmy:
Men are the one responsible for all this women characters. Are they not the one sleeping with them up and down. If you are requesting for a lady to remain virgin men also must Zip Up

Excuses
Did the men rape them

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Cries Bitterly After His Fiancée Dumped Him . by Autobot05: 1:17pm On Aug 22
The brotherhood is disappointed

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Politics / Re: Sokoto Bandits Release Kabir Isa After Collecting Ransom by Autobot05: 1:06pm On Aug 22
Sent someone to the bandits den


Ok ✅
Politics / Re: One Dies, Business Grounded As Ogun Hunters, Herders Clash by Autobot05: 10:47am On Aug 22
Make I just Dey watch … East na their problem
Politics / Re: NNPC: We Are Selling Petrol At Half The Landing Cost — But It Is Not Subsidy by Autobot05: 4:20pm On Aug 20
Throwback:
I laugh this one ooo.

Shortfall is not subsidy. Hahahahaha!

Buzz Lightyear also claimed he is not flying, but falling with style.


Buzz lightyear 😅😂
Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Reveals He Funded Nigeria's Olympic Football Team Flight To Brazil by Autobot05: 9:19pm On Aug 17
obinna58:
grin
It must have been paining him to say it out

Why won’t it pain him
What changed since then
It might not be about the money … the fact that Nigeria hasn’t changed since then is painful
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Ipswich Town Vs Liverpool (0 - 2) On 17th August 2024 by Autobot05: 2:17pm On Aug 17
Mj4199:
IPs 3:1Liv

These I have seen, play it now and thank me later

cheesy

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Phones / Clean 32 Gb IPhone 7 (sold ) by Autobot05: 2:14pm On Aug 15
iPhone 7
32 gb
Clean
BH 96 about 4 hrs heavy usage grin
Fingerprint 100%
Decent cameras

08one69zero5five472
WhatsApp/call
Lag only more pics soon

60k negotiable

Technology Market / Re: 32gb IPhone 7 ( sold) by Autobot05: 2:06pm On Aug 15
Entusky:
price?

Sorry forgot to add that
60k
Negotiable
Technology Market / 32gb IPhone 7 ( sold) by Autobot05: 1:17pm On Aug 15
iPhone 7
32 gb
Clean
BH 96 about 4 hrs heavy usage grin
Fingerprint 100%
Decent cameras

08one69zero5five472
WhatsApp/call
Lag only more pics soon

60k negotiable

Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Assaulting Police Officers In Lagos State by Autobot05: 9:39pm On Aug 13
Officer collect 😎

Crime / Re: Thief Forced To Dance, Sing And Ring Bell After Being Caught Stealing (video) by Autobot05: 9:01pm On Aug 13
Zonefree:

Considering he's a thief and he was caught in action, the punishment is lenient.

Police solves nothing.

As far as they dont kill him
Romance / Re: Man’s Response To Girlfriend Demanding N250k Monthly Frm N800k Salary Goes Viral by Autobot05: 12:44pm On Aug 07
Foolish man
Telling her his salary
Putting her on a monthly payroll

He should have finished what he started

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Politics / Re: Join Us On Monday Or Shut Down, Protesters Threaten Business Owners In Jos by Autobot05: 7:42am On Aug 05
Goodnewsforlife:
u Igbos are too predictable

We knew that was your plan initially n we already planned ahead

We know d plan of d Igbos is to remove tinubu, they don't care who enters but they don't just want a Yoruba person

The news says jos fgs how Igbo take enter the matter 😂🤣upon say them no protest

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Crime / Re: Madman On Rampage At Ebonyi International Market, Raping, Molesting Women by Autobot05: 1:36pm On Aug 04
Very hard to believe
Politics / Re: Full Text Of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu's Nationwide Broadcast by Autobot05: 7:31am On Aug 04
They said he’s their smartest man 😂🤣

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Politics / Re: Woman Collapses As Police Shoot Teargas At Protesters In Abuja (pic) by Autobot05: 2:36am On Aug 04
foleskay:
Tinubu really fall sensible Yorubas hand including me. Cmon!! He's not living on any legacy of awolowo. He's an imposter. Obayeje ni Tinubu embarassed

😂🤣

Phones / Re: I Charged My Iphone 12pro Max Screen And This Happened, Help by Autobot05: 4:39pm On Aug 03
Is your True Tone working
I’m not sure

Anyway it looks like a fake and cheap screen

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Politics / Re: Protest: Nigerians Are Sore Losers - Governor Dapo Abiodun by Autobot05: 2:15pm On Aug 03
lol their leaders Dey use them catch cruise while they blame Igbos 😂🤣

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Politics / Re: Christians Guard Muslims As They Pray During Hunger Protest (Photo) by Autobot05: 2:08pm On Aug 03
Switch the religions
💣🔥💥🧨😂🤣
Politics / Re: Day 3: Lagos Protesters Are Outside Again For #EndBadGovernance by Autobot05: 2:07pm On Aug 03
madridguy:
If you are a Yoruba reading this, remember if you join them to scatter your region, they will go back to their region and from there they will laughing at you.

Don't allow anyone to vandalize your state, guide it with all your life. Their target is Lagos, don't fall for their tricks. Before you act, remember the son of whom you are.

They have tried all possible ways to send foreign investors away from SW, please and please don't listen to them. They are only there to instigate you, cheer you up to take arms against your own people while they keep their own.

Use your head and reason with it.


The way you Dey protect Lagos like say na London
😂🤣

See this Igbo woman with her ogogoro

Sports / Re: Italian Boxer, Angela Carini, Quits After Being Paired With 'Biological Male' by Autobot05: 5:23pm On Aug 02
But but but what a man can do a woman can do it better 🤣😁😂

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Politics / Re: Protesters Scramble For Sausage Rolls, Water At Ojota, Lagos (Video) by Autobot05: 1:57pm On Aug 02
Ikumapkayi:



The hungry woman with empty pot has satchel of Action Bitters in her hand yet she is hungry. Who you dey decieve.

So sachet of action bitter na food ?

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