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An evening newspaper is looking for a life partner

Title corrected…thanks in advance

Immediately I saw the headline
I know Twas the head-slammers again

I’ll pass and look for a seat to do what I came for 🍜🍗 … if I’m in a very good mood I’d say hello to them too 😎🧃

Just last week I was asking my mum how to make moi moi
Very soon I go learn am
I’m how to make the other dishes already 😎😏

You no get level fir her side again
I’ll bed any of my female buddies if I wanna

Or maybe she doesn’t see you as attractive
Bench her sha

In my own case na them Dey initiate am sef 😎

Ajheboy:
I discovered this long ago, we keep coming back to each other, everyday calls and chats. We find it hard letting each other go.

Your dad should have slept that night 😏

U can see the smoke in the horizon from yaba here

Everytime fire 😏

Call … no
Not a call person

Text …yes

Tales by moonlight

Tales by moonlight

He was an illegal immigrant anyway so Twas only a matter of time. It’s not Zoogeria

Lol all these small boys sef 😂
Buy for her 15/15pro or pro max

I Dey your back

Time for Nigerian military to show it’s force
Send some soldiers in for peacekeeping 😎

Antoeni:
QUOTA SYSTEMS BILLIONAIRES

Problem Of Nigeria

WIth The Help of Very High Profile Corrupt Nigeria Politicians & Leaders, These Men Steal So Much From, Nigeria & Nigerians, & Give Peanuts Back As Way of Philanthropic Gesture.

Facts
Glo sef wey our fellow Nigerian get na criminals
I dunno how I used 1.25 gb to watch 90 mins match even when I change my LTE to 3G
Nonsense

Antoeni:
QUOTA SYSTEMS BILLIONAIRES

Problem Of Nigeria

WIth The Help of Very High Profile Corrupt Nigeria Politicians & Leaders, These Men Steal So Much From, Nigeria & Nigerians, & Give Peanuts Back As Way of Philanthropic Gesture.

Facts
Glo sef wey we get na criminals
I dunno how I used 1.25 gb to watch 90 mins match even when I change my LTE to 3G
Nonsense

It’s not only the south east anymore
Fair enough
They can finally see how useless this corntry is

When them catch me with loud for pocket . I was detained for a few hours behind the counter which I spent watching their TV . no statement was taken so I can’t call it a proper arrest

Well na money them collect sha . Them gimme my phone but them no gimme my loud back😒

Are you pompous? Or reserved ?
Live your life if it’s the latter
I’m like that too and people think of me that way.

Just be respectful and say a casual hello once in a while cause you no fit Dey bone for everybody

Emmanuel900:
Who said Igbo girls are the prettiest ?

For my side Yoruba girls are the prettiest

Sorry but An average Igbo girl is more prettier an an average Yoruba girl
I’m not saying Yoruba girls ain’t pretty Take note

He’s not lying
everyone has moved on na just bloggers Dey bring silly headlines to make money from the traffic
That’s life

Oja yi ko jo sese

If you’re male then you should be ashamed of yourself unlesss you had health challenges previously

If you’re female well . Una nor get strength naturally. All y’all do is run your mouths 🧃

jmoore:
If you can sponsor a girl to school, it means you have enough money to marry her.

Marry her and sponsor her education.

You never jam 😂
She’ll still frolick with those boys In school and she’ll likely dirvorce your ass after

geewean:
Hello house?

Recently I was told by my girlfriend that "after thoughtful consideration I have decided to end the relationship" this news broke my heart and I wont lie I made a mistake by begging her and expressing my deep fears because I had genuinely invested my emotions.


She said so bkos she is based in Scotland and she feels I may be able to relocate.She started replying my chats very late.I begged her she was like she wanted a break.I told her to gimme till October this year and she said that sounds logical.She later said I shouldn't do what is uncomfortable with me just to prove a point.


I cried and mustered courage to move on.

After a week of me not contacting her she messaged me out of the blues asking "how are you "?

I delayed almost a day to reply and before I replied she posted her picture on WhatsApp saying happy week.I didn't reply.

When I replied and told her sorry for the late reply she said no worries .That she just wanted to say hi.


I replied by saying am fine and hope she is reading well but good night.She responded the next with thanks and an emoji 😊

What could this mean? What is she thinking bkos I want to block her on all platforms

Las las na everybody go chop breakfast
Stay away from her (for a while maybe )so you can move on

I’ll always be that slim guy anytime anyday 🥂

Cruise country
Army arrest and send to the police in other countries
But in this agbado corntry Police go arrest person and send him to the army to be investigated

Loaded group
Wow
We should form gangs 😎
Ok

Apple Music
Spotify

End of discussion 🥂✨

EreluRoz:
Keep deceiving yourselves.

No man can be complete without marriage and family , maybe women are more desperate about it but men too can't live their whole life without a woman. Don't be deceived by what martinez39s preaches here, he has girlfriends outside.

Sharrap

On colos
Seen worse tho

Person wey go bribe him way go back

The truth has come out
If you know you know