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CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Pays IT Expert To Wipe Sextape Off Internet ( Pic ) by Autobot05: 12:52pm On Apr 24, 2024
Them don scam her And I’m in support of the scam hacker

Foolish woman 😂
PoliticsRe: "Emilokan" Does Not Means "Awalokan" - Sowore To South West by Autobot05: 9:24am On Apr 24, 2024
Ladies , gentlemen and comrades …
Pic 1: how it started
Pic 2 : how it is going
We die here 😂🤣

Technology MarketRe: Latest Firman Power Bank by Autobot05: 9:40pm On Apr 22, 2024
Price of the 10k mah and 20k mah ??
RomanceRe: Top Traits Of An Alpha Man by Autobot05: 9:36pm On Apr 22, 2024
This is superrrr storyyyyyyyyyyyy
CrimeRe: Boko Haram Bomb Experts Surrender To Military In Borno by Autobot05: 3:09pm On Apr 22, 2024
wrongman665:
Why are they still standing?
Haba they’re just brainwashed kids naw esp 13years old ffs
PoliticsRe: Many Appointees Of Tinubu Are Treating Him Like An Orphan - Bosun Oladele by Autobot05: 12:43pm On Apr 22, 2024
Who appointed them?
A very useless article by a very foolish man
CrimeRe: Man Allegedly Beats His Girlfriend To Stupor In Delta For Refusing To Abort Baby by Autobot05: 12:37pm On Apr 22, 2024
Na family matter
Make una leave them

She’ll still go back to him 😂foolish girls
RomanceRe: Why Exactly Do Nigerian Girls Make These Videos? by Autobot05: 9:23am On Apr 22, 2024
VinnyBaba:
But I have seen seemingly Nice Ladies still do such videos. 🤔🤨
Nice lady 😂😅 lmao 🤣🤡
PoliticsRe: Six Nigerian Army Personnel Killed In Ambush By Terrorists In Niger State by Autobot05: 9:16am On Apr 22, 2024
Urheadmaster:
Waiting for the army 🪖 to invade the community where six of their personnel were murdered in Niger statetongue
You’ll never see that … they already tagged them terrorists to exonerate the people there

But delta own na the villagers

Useless people them never kill them well
CrimeRe: Three-Month-Old Baby Abandoned In Lagos (Photo) by Autobot05: 9:12am On Apr 22, 2024
Lol agbado and cassava regime is making people go extreme
EventsRe: Groom’s Father Turns Michael Jackson At Son's Wedding by Autobot05: 9:42pm On Apr 21, 2024
Jennyclay:
Happy Man cheesy

Men like this don’t have problem. They can take very good care of a woman without stress.

Not all these broke depressed evil men that blames everything on village people and government!!

Shior!!
He’s a Nigerian man 🤡

He’s happy his son didn’t end up with an ENP like you
CrimeRe: How I Killed My Mother After Taking Sachet Alcohol – Suspect by Autobot05: 1:40pm On Apr 21, 2024
Tales by moonlight

Na only you Dey take sachet alcohol
People Dey wey dey take colos , loud and others them never kill person na that your dirty small sachet drink

CrimeRe: How I Was Scammed Through Fake Alert! by Autobot05: 1:13pm On Apr 21, 2024
Emotions and business never really go well
Whenever I assist my mum at her store … if I’m to take transfers I’ll make it clear from the start that I must see my credit alert first before the deal is sealed . No long cappings after that because I told the customer even before we started . Whenever I open my own business that’s how I’ll run it too

Next time no matter if heaven won fall … make you you receive alert sef
Fake alert sef Dey sha so always check your balance once your see the alert to check of the money actually landed
Onye ohi rice means the person has committed another crime somewhere
RomanceRe: She's Now Hating Me Because I Respected Her And Didn't Treat Her Like A Slut by Autobot05: 3:23pm On Apr 20, 2024
She could be carrying an std
Na man you be

Snub her b1tch ass
They’re many like that these days
RomanceRe: What's The Painless Way To Kill Myself by Autobot05: 3:20pm On Apr 20, 2024
Drug overdose easy
PoliticsRe: NAF Panthers: Nigerian Airforce Special Forces Squad by Autobot05: 2:38pm On Apr 20, 2024
jubrilELsudan:
PANTHERS WEY WHEN DEM JAM TERRORISTS DEM GO TURN TO EKUKE
You don burst my brain comrade 😂
Nor mind them
People wey never taste war
TravelRe: Lord’s Chosen Church Bus Crashes Into Coca-Cola Depot In Imo, 5 Dead by Autobot05: 4:32pm On Apr 19, 2024
illicit:
Them no wear their vest ni?
Exactly what I wanted to ask 😂

Modified
They claimed none of the 5 that died were lords chosen members
RomanceRe: Why Is It Difficult To Get These Qualities In One Man? by Autobot05: 1:47pm On Apr 19, 2024
labake1:
You will say that you are looking for a man that don't smoke, drink and womanized. I was told that it is hard to get all in one person.
If he doesn't smoke, he will be a drunkard.
If he doesn't drinks, he will be into hard drugs.
If he doesn't drinks and smoke, he will be a womanizer.
If he doesn't drinks, smoke and womanized, he will be into gambling.
Mention your qualities ma
Are you equally rich or you’re looking for a poverty alleviation scheme
Are you pretty and shapely ( front and back )
You shouldn’t equally drink or smoke as well
Are you a virgin or a farm tool ?
RomanceRe: After 4 Years Of Chatting Lady Was Blown Away By The Guys Height by Autobot05: 1:39pm On Apr 19, 2024
If he was rich she won’t even mention his height
The guy looseguard big time . First impression matters a lot
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Missiles Hit Iran, Iraq And Syria by Autobot05: 8:23am On Apr 19, 2024
malali:
Nigeria should position itself to milk the oil windfall.

Sell maximum quota, stay low don't make noise.

Revenue.Revenue.Revenue.

USA is about to fight another proxy war in iran ??

Is the USA really going to stay "neutral" and let them slug it out ??

Never fight an area boy in his territory, even if you are 10X stronger than him........Wait till you catch him unawares !!
This is so True but Nigeria is a clown country
Don’t expect this to happen even if it does na still their pockets e go enter
CrimeRe: 81-Year-Old Ohio Man Shoots Uber Driver Over Scam Allegations (Video) by Autobot05: 7:07pm On Apr 18, 2024
Test him for drugs first
RomanceRe: Girlfriend slapped me by Autobot05: 10:39am On Apr 18, 2024
That’s how it usually start one day knife or bottle will be used

But wait her fellow women are coming to tell you to tolerate and forgive her 😂
Science/TechnologyRe: Disabled Goats Getting Wheelchairs From Community Aid by Autobot05: 7:35am On Apr 18, 2024
geoworldedu:
prove it. In Lagos where I live, people don't eat their pet dogs and cats. I mean 100% people don't do that.
Thanks to civilization and this generation is good in that

People from the past generation that grew up in the village will always have other perspectives . Everything is meat . I’ve seen multiple incidents that’s why I’m saying it . Never eaten any of my pet tho . I bury them when they die
Science/TechnologyRe: Disabled Goats Getting Wheelchairs From Community Aid by Autobot05: 10:45pm On Apr 17, 2024
geoworldedu:
I know you want to generalise because maybe 0.5% of the tribes in Nigeria does that doesn't mean we all do that. Most times, it's even people who are not the owner of these pets that steal or hunt them to eat, not the owners.
Lies
PoliticsRe: Military Kills ISWAP Commanders, 30 Members In Fresh Operation by Autobot05: 6:27pm On Apr 16, 2024
Tales by moonlight
Show us evidence like you showed us when you rampaged delta state
Science/TechnologyRe: Disabled Goats Getting Wheelchairs From Community Aid by Autobot05: 6:26pm On Apr 16, 2024
geoworldedu:
It's the same here. We don't eat our pets.
Lmao if I hear 😂
Science/TechnologyRe: Disabled Goats Getting Wheelchairs From Community Aid by Autobot05: 5:23pm On Apr 16, 2024
geoworldedu:
So you mean they don't eat beef, goat meat, chicken and turkey abroad grin
In fact they consume animals more than Africans. You can go and check.
Not when it’s their pet bro 😏
If a turkey is the pet they won’t eat it
You can go and check too

Infact most legit meat companies have procedures to make the animal die as swiftly and painless as possible over there … Una nor even Dey reason that one for here sef
Science/TechnologyRe: Disabled Goats Getting Wheelchairs From Community Aid by Autobot05: 1:02pm On Apr 16, 2024
geoworldedu:
Fake love. Eventually they will still cook it and chop grin
They’re not like you 🙃
RomanceRe: Why Is It Called Canada Loud? by Autobot05: 10:27pm On Apr 15, 2024
Cause 3 puff can land you in Canada
The remaining puff will decide how long you’ll stay there

But Canada sweet sha 😁
RomanceRe: How Can I Go Back To My Husband? by Autobot05: 10:21pm On Apr 15, 2024
Jennyclay and her squad can pull up now 😂
RomanceRe: I Need Advice On A Single Mother Of Two. by Autobot05: 9:37am On Apr 15, 2024
if her behavior is good and if you deem it necessary to remarry… But it could always end in tears
Fair enough Since you’re both second-hands 🙃
CrimeRe: Military Killed Our Staff After Death Of Airforce Cadet In Our Pool – Hotel by Autobot05: 9:25am On Apr 15, 2024
AbuTwins:
The military says they're investigating the matter. I'll wait for theirs too to conclude.

One who judges a one-sided case is a big evil doer!
Where does army investigate ??
That’s the job of the police

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