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Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 2:24am On Jul 04, 2015
vizkiz:
don't get too freaked out when you realize its a guy behind that moniker grin
that will be in my Plan B grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 2:23am On Jul 04, 2015
Gurgle:
yeah it is about black people because we face higher economic and social pressure. the strain on our minds is already much, without adding chemicals on top of it

if white people were subjected to the same conditions then maybe the weed would affect them thus.
At the Bold... so funny.. grin
well said my dear..
well I smoke but I av my senses with me cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 2:16am On Jul 04, 2015
sandrannna:
I'm a porsche babe, I was raised in lekki.
maybe I will get 2 meet you anytime I enter d country... dt wil b Ember period anyway
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 2:15am On Jul 04, 2015
Gurgle:
it contributed. the risk of psychosis is increased, especially for black people.

begging everyone to stop
my dear is not really about Black people, Whites Also suffer psychosis, ours is obvious cos of poor management, I av a Frnd in the UK, she works as a Nurse for pple wit Mental p's, the Rate of it there is Quite alarming too
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 2:11am On Jul 04, 2015
sandrannna:
Sorry, don't get that.
cos u are sleepy tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 2:10am On Jul 04, 2015
sandrannna:
No dulling moment in face me I slap u, dem go teach u bad tinz. Married woman go dey fvck bachelor, married man go dey fvck sisi, landlady go dey fvck tenant, bachelor go dey fvck all d young girls wey dey house.

I know u must have done one out of the bad tins above, oya share ur experience.

I thought I told u dat I like stories.
This Thing is in u! U can't just Deny this!!! Certified Kpako forming Butter... who dash you?
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 2:08am On Jul 04, 2015
Gurgle:
what?! you too??
why is this forum full of weed smokers..smh no wonder I cant understand you
Oga please stop this habit. Have you seen Majek Fashek recently?
so weed made Majek Fashek as he is now? I doubt dear
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 2:06am On Jul 04, 2015
sandrannna:
U seem like u stay in a local area, see how u don make porsche babe dey write pidgin, wetin dey worry u? Na ajegule u dey stay?
who is this? so as Polished as u could be, we are speaking on nairaland? I bet u can hear me Speak too olodo grin
PoliticsRe: Cross Rivers Assembly Approves 35 Special Advisers For Gov. Ayade by autocorrect(m): 1:46am On Jul 04, 2015
Nawa ooo! Freemanan stiil awake
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 1:44am On Jul 04, 2015
sandrannna:
Na d dirty mind wey u get make am sound somehow, if to say na clean mind like me na, u no go think go dat area.
You clean mind? na God go Talk our matter..
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 1:43am On Jul 04, 2015
Is Raining here o! everything for my Body is on Sitting Ovation
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 1:41am On Jul 04, 2015
dasphinx1:
Na real autocorrect you be grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Na Godwin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 1:40am On Jul 04, 2015
sandrannna:
Spoilt children "kontinu" in dat woman's voice.
Mama Piss!!! But that CUM sound somehow o! u sef Reason am
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Thread For Night Crawlers. (late Sleepers) by autocorrect(m): 1:34am On Jul 04, 2015
sandrannna:
U came earlier, can u CUM again?
grin give him Alomo, he will Last longer grin grin
CrimeRe: Scammers Trying To Take Advantage Of The BVN Directive by autocorrect(m): 1:31am On Jul 04, 2015
Blame Unemployment Rate in this Zoo
CrimeRe: murder by autocorrect(m): 3:52pm On Jul 02, 2015
chowlade:
There hasn't been any crime against Igbo in d SW. don't put sand 4 our gari o.

Rip to d disease.
You mean Dead

Thank Autocorrect
PoliticsRe: Pastor Kumuyi Visits Governor Ikpeazu (Photo) by autocorrect(m): 8:26pm On Jul 01, 2015
dekdek:

In otherwords, kanu of Biafra is a criminal that ought to be ignored right? He asked u to kill and not dekdek
I still wonder how u sleep at nights, ever since Biafra's Campaign rose to a greater Height
PoliticsRe: Pastor Kumuyi Visits Governor Ikpeazu (Photo) by autocorrect(m): 8:25pm On Jul 01, 2015
aguiyi:
did the crusade hold?

snapping pics with the governor is not what we asked him not to do.

go and preach to your oyo state brothers who are harvesting human parts on a daily basis for rituals or go to kwarra and other northern states were they dont believe in Christ not a 100% christian state.

no more offering for you here
Eziokwu Nnam!
PoliticsRe: I Won’t Delay Confirmation Of Buhari’s Ministerial Nominees – Saraki by autocorrect(m): 4:58pm On Jun 30, 2015
nairaet:
Please who is President Buhari
buhari Old wine Dogo Yaro Daura President West Germany
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: I Won’t Delay Confirmation Of Buhari’s Ministerial Nominees – Saraki by autocorrect(m): 4:45pm On Jun 30, 2015
Saraki don't tell me you are afraid of President Buhari
Car TalkRe: Lawma Truck On Fire At Iyana Paja Round About..(photo) Live by autocorrect(m): 2:50pm On Jun 30, 2015
smithsydny:
Almost the same place the last fire incedent of the Pietro tanker got burnt... This area is something else
Thanks to Autocorrect
Car TalkRe: Lawma Truck On Fire At Iyana Paja Round About..(photo) Live by autocorrect(m): 2:48pm On Jun 30, 2015
badluck everyday in this administration
PoliticsRe: Everybody Must Tweet Nnamdi Kanu Urges (live) by autocorrect(op): 9:22pm On Jun 29, 2015
Vicadonis:
Buhari go soon arrest this Kanu guy
then wave Nigeria Bye!
PoliticsRe: Everybody Must Tweet Nnamdi Kanu Urges (live) by autocorrect(op): 9:22pm On Jun 29, 2015
Eshinwaju:
Biafra of d Internet annoys me.......the Biafra of reality will give me great joy.......congestion will fall.....crime will fall.....no more baby factories....killing of American nurses...prostitution....selling of gala and causing traffic.....fake drugs....fake spare parts.....419....hard drug peddling....armed robbery....... wink
Almajiri, go and Take ur usual Solution or Soured Kunu.. demented Fellow... u are crying already.. cry me a river lol grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Everybody Must Tweet Nnamdi Kanu Urges (live) by autocorrect(op): 8:54pm On Jun 29, 2015
Eshinwaju:
Here is my tweet......go n die.... grin
South West on the Loose... My friend Run oo, I want to mention. biafra
PoliticsRe: Everybody Must Tweet Nnamdi Kanu Urges (live) by autocorrect(op): 8:52pm On Jun 29, 2015
Imanuelle:
Having trouble sleeping?

I thought NBC said you should ignore?
Just like Doctor telling you to ignore the fly disturbing ur Ear and flying over ur face, how will you cope? cheesy
PoliticsRe: Everybody Must Tweet Nnamdi Kanu Urges (live) by autocorrect(op): 8:51pm On Jun 29, 2015
size40:
The director of radio Biafra Nnamdi Kanu, is a scammer. Biafra will never, I mean, will never see the light of the day. All there struggle, abuse and threat will end in that Biafra radio office and station. Who want to place his or her bet on this? Late Ojukwu tested the rough waters of secession in the sixties failed and ran away how much more a little rat like Nnamdi kanu. Nnamdi kanu should come out of his hiding let's see if he has the heart of a lion or that of a sheep.
What is your Headache? Why are u aving heart Attack when you hear Biafra? Do you Really Need us this much?

Will you miss us? am sorry no going back, we are Marching forward... Nobody can stop us
PoliticsEverybody Must Tweet Nnamdi Kanu Urges (live) by autocorrect(op): 7:20pm On Jun 29, 2015
Now Live on Radio Biafra 19.00 O clock Transmission..

Director of Radio Biafra, Urges every Youth to start tweeting,

"Go and Tweet"
"you Must work Hard"
"Evangelize the word"

Tell the world how these pedophiles are Killing the Biafrans, Tune in now cheesy Long Live Biafra
PhonesRe: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by autocorrect(m): 9:19pm On Jun 27, 2015
hello geeks in the house, please I use Q5, but I av dis problem of data, is not sufficient for me, is there any trick to use my BIS unlimited? just like Android users Tweak imei?

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